Traitor trooper appreciation thread
What kind of weapon was he using?
He had no weapon except for the righteous rage within his heart that manifested itself in physical form as a beatdown stick.
Is there another example in film history of a nameless/faceless mook BTFO a main character?
Reposting this some anon made
>>episode VIII
>rey, finn, and two hooded figures break into a secure area
>Big secret weapons installation. Even bigger than StarKiller
>they find a route that is guarded by only one storm trooper
>they find him standing guard with a rifle
>rey ignites her saber
>trooper looks at her, drops rifle, extends a baton
>finn ignites his saber
>trooper looks towards him, extends a second baton
>Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade throw back their hoods, igniting their sabers
>trooper plops out his gigantic brass balls
>his big floppy dick has a baton attached with piercings
>"I <3 Empire" is tattooed on his shaft
>Swings testes into Finn, knocking him back
>dick baton almost nicks Luke
>he's waving it around so randomly the force can't track it
>brass balls slam Mara unconscious
>C-3P0 prances out only to get sliced apart
>>audience cheers
>Mary Sue Rey cleverly out clevers him with suedom
>Turns out he was the super weapon
>Later, Snoke is conniving when Hux ring
>"D-1cK is kill"
>"no"
I love how he throws down his gear before bringing out the riot baton.
>>63917887
>Phasma with all the cool slowmo walks and shit does nothing
>TR-8R without any shilling by Disney will become an household name by next week.
FEMINISM BTFO.
>>63917795
Its a Z6 stun baton.
>TR-8R
Did /tv/ finally create something original again?
I heard they used the some of the stunt guys from The Raid as like cameos but I don't care enough to look it up.
>>63918673
>Traitorposting will succeed Sheevposting
>>63917795
the BLM-1488
Sheevposting was never funny, it was just trying to mimic Baneposting. TR-8R on the other hand has potential.
>>63917835
This
>>63917795
A tonfa
>>63917921
>mara jade
This fucling guy, lmaooo
