What will Rey's gratuitous sexy scene be?
>>63910204
We have more chance of Finn getting a sexy scene than Rey.
>>63910278
We're getting a sex scene with Finn and Rey
Women are empowered and strong. Gratititous figure hugging or flesh showing outfits are unnecessary and offensive
never
Every scene. Her outfit was made to reveal them pits. Sexy as fuck.
>>63910204
Already happened, shame she's dead tho.
http://www.nudecelebforum.com/showthread.php?t=227960
Episode VII
The Force Awakens
>Rey tentatively touches the strange shaft beckoning to her, before being cast into a dream state
>Rey beckons the shaft to her with her mind and captures it, holding it lovingly to her face with both hands before igniting it
That's about as much as we're going to get from the new "women can't be stronk if they're physically sexy"-fat ass feminist mindset.
well shes a lesbian so probably shoving her tongue down some hot alien womans throat
>>63910625
>only nude scene she's done
>she's a corpse
>still not that deprived yet to fap to that
why live?
>>63910204
She's lezzing out in episode 8, that's the rumor anyway
>>63910674
I would have zero problem fapping to that, anon.
How long have you been on 4chan?
>>63910326
Finn got friendzoned.
>>63910480
This. The pit game is strong with this one.
>>63910625
That is a body double. You are a idiot.
>>63910686
I had problems fapping to it because there was no anal gape
>>63910686
all summer
>>63910750
>what is post-production
They just put her head on there you idiot.
>>63910733
Retard
Why would they hire someone to play a corpse, and then use a body double for slight nudity
You fucking retard
They would just hire the body double to be the dead body for the entire scene
You fucking retard
>>63910204
hly fuck carrie fisher is ugly
>>63910326
Keeping it PG-13 is keeping it lame tho.
>>63910784
lol no
daisy was a literal nobody in this movie who would do topless cadaver scenes for 200 dollars because she has no career
Neta-Lee will never be topped in a SW movie.
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>>63910864
It's rather unfair to cast the single most perfect girl in history for the prequels though.
Now no future SW movie can ever have a girl this hot
>>63910668
>>63910682
pls lord let this happen
>>63910889
>Jew named Hershlag
>perfect
>>63910889
I know what you mean.
getting BLACKED
>>63910886
>>63910905
Stop.
>>63910889
>>63910886
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>>63910908
All I'm asking for is to kiss and make out with her. Doesn't even have to be full sex.
Just please let me kiss Natalie oh God why have you forsaken me
>>63910919
>all that hand holding
>that hug when they're reunited
>this shit
its so obvious they're going to fuck
>>63910886
CUTE
U
T
E
post more natalie pls
>tfw there's probably some fucking jock out there who doesn't even like Star Wars who gets to plow Daisy
HATE WORLD
>>63911030
It's 5:23am for me, but why the fuck not?
>>63911085
>>63910919
I feel bad for all the nigger nigger bigger talk this actor had to deal with. He was actually pretty likable and sympathetic when he did beta things like trying to hold Reys hand.
Rey reminds me of bastilla
>>63911111
Hey, I got quints.
Cool shit.
Anyway this is all I have on my phone.
>>63910674
>not wanting to give the corpse of a beautiful woman the ultimate sign of appreciation
>>63910779
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>>63910750
I can literally see the pixels, fool.
>>63911162
Too far away to be proof of anything.
>>63910919
>we'll see each other again, I believe that, thank you my friend
>my friend
>friend
>FRIEND
>F R I E N D
hes a beta orbiter white knight f-a-m
>>63911266
>White knight
Sure about that?
>>63911085
I don't know if I am in love with her, but I have this feeling inside of me that's actually painful. It physically hurts me on the inside to know I will never be with this woman.
What do you call that?
>>63911296
love
>>63911296
the waifuism is strong with this one
>>63911296it's called >tfw no gf
>>63911296
That's called unrequited desperation, anon.
>>63910733
>You are a idiot.
oh the ironing
>>63910886
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>>63911111
best poster on /tv/
>>63911294
well he literally dresses in white armor
She won't. She's too empowered to do something so something so humilating.
>>63911296
being a weirdo
pls don't kill her or anything like that, thanks
>>63911409
I would never dare to even consider harming her.
I just wish I could be with her. She is my dream girl.
>>63910886
>>63910864
>>63910908
>>63910934
>>63911085
>>63911111
>>63911296
>wanting to piss your genes away by fucking a kike
RACE TRAITOR!
>>63911385
If you like me, you'll love this dude over on /hr/ and /wsg/.
Calls himself Hershlag and is a tad bit obsessed.
Never ending supply of Webms though.
>>63911399
kek
>>63911432
>implying I'm not a partial Jew
This guy gets to have sex with Natalie whenever he wants it.
He probably, on multiple occasions, asked her to dress up as Padme for him while in bed as well.
How do you feel about this?
>>63911493
I feel like he has a ridiculously weak jaw.
>>63911493
he looks like an alien with that big forehead
>>63911493
Dunno. Does he worship her feet and piss on her?Does she vomit on him and slap him about?
>>63910204
the black guy got friendzoned so hard.
"Oh, Rey, I risked my life to come save you"
-hug only
He's in a critical condition after protecting her against someone when he has literally no skill in a lightsabre.
-kiss on forehead.
The movie has major problems. Forced women in every scene, I'm guessing, if someone counted, 50% of the rebels are women, while 99% of the evil empire is men. When they're showing the rebels getting ready two women pilots literally walk through the shot and towards nothing, good job JJ, forced progressive symbols literally going nowhere.
Also all the enemies are white? where are all the evil women? Brienne didn't even take off her mask, ffs.
They trip over nostalgia ever fucking step of the way, shows how weak the story is even though they needed to explain what happened to Luke's academy, the imperial remnant and about a million other major changes to the universe.
Kylo Ren, for all his vader worship, can't even beat an untrained nobody. Hell, according to this story, Leia could pick up a lightsabre and start raping these losers. It would've been good if, on the millenium falcon, Han had her train with the ball like obi wan did with luke, unlocking a small connection to the force.
Also another fucking death star, another fucking death star only bigger, exact same plan with very lazy shoehorn writing, enough of this shit please 2 d.stars was plenty, 3 is plain tired.
JJ Abrams - (A) for pushing his progressive circle jerk agenda. (C) for a missed opportunity to make something amazing. Overall a very mediocre movie.
>>63911508
and a nightly mouthful of portman ass, how do you feel about that?
Rey was pretty cute, though I'm worried they made her over powered by having her use the force so strongly before even being trained.
>>63911550
Not really.
There was no time for them to fuck or really romance in this movie.
Think about it. There was never even a moment of rest. Only at the very end but at that time he was in a coma or some shit.
>>63910625
>That brief moment where this looked like something else...
>>63911600
>d-do you have a boyfriend?
>none of your business!
B E T A
>>63911556
Doesn't really bother me.
I'm not "it-physically-hurts-me anon" so I can kinda brush that off with a simple confused look.
>>63911612
They barely knew each other then.
Later on Finn came back only to get Rey. She realized that and was very thankful, hugging him briefly before Han told them to gtfo
That moment made Rey realize Finn cares about her.
in ep 8 they will fuck and JJ will cuck all white nerds worldwide
>>63911550
Also I was seriously waiting for Kylo to say: "Nobody cared until I put on the mask"
>>63911556
It makes me feel funny.
Not because he's fucking a cute girl, but because I've jacked off to his girlfriend back when she was 18.
I think I won somehow.
>>63911694
>18
>>63911668
actual spoiler warning
![tumblr_nrqwxvIeON1qm3rsfo1_400[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/9DaCN7Z.gif "tumblr_nrqwxvIeON1qm3rsfo1_400[1].gif")
>>63911694
>18
>>63911713
Was anyone actually surprised by this? He should have died in episode 5 and JJ is all about pleasing the fanbase
>>63910204
training with Luke
we had brother-sister kiss in original trilogy
we had mother-son relationships becoming sexual between Anakin and Amidala in prequels
we will have creepy father-daughter relationships in new movies
>>63910750
>body double
To get tits that boring...?
God damn you dumb fucking redditors
>>63911713
that was spoiled in the trailers long ago.
>>63910861
>her head is never in frame with her tits
>ITS NOT A BODY DOUBLE, GUYS, REALLY, I WANT TO MASTURBATE TO THIS PICTURE AND KNOW ITS REALLY HER, STOP SAYING ITS A BODY DOUBLE, I SAID ITS NOT!!!!!!
It s a body double.
>>63911929
>hmmm who do we hire to play this corpse for 1 minute of screen time?
>we have an actress lined up whos never been in anything before but she doesnt want to show her tits
>we'll hire a body double then
redditor logic
your waifu is a whore and the entire crew probably gang banged her to give her the just raped to death corpse look
>>63911929
why would you hire girl for episodic role AND body-double, much easier would be just find girl who have no problem doing nude scene
>>63911983
Is it possible to achieve this look natty?
>>63912083
Not from a senator.
>>63912139
Not from a whiteboy you mean. They had to fly in africans to run a train on her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeoBZztKFUE
>>63911713
one complaint I haven't heard yet:
why is kylo so young? he's like a teenager, and his dad could be his grandpa
>Leia had children with 50
>>63912246
according to various tie-in material Kylo is 30, and the actor is 32 in real life
his ugly as fuck face just throws you off
>>63910794
Because it's cheaper for the studio you dumb fuck. Most nude shots are made with either CGI or doubles or a combination because it's much cheaper to get some random slut to show her boobs than a famous Hollywood actor
>>63912307
>famous Hollywood actor
dude daisy was a nobody before sw
>>63912307
>Silent Witness
>studio
>CGI
>Hollywood
reddit at it again
>>63911929
Yeah, you're definitely the one who's reaching here. I'm a Britbong, I know this show, playing a corpse on it is basically a nothing job for an actor. If she refused to get naked they would have fired her and gone for someone else.
>>63910864
>>63910886
>>63910889
>>63910908
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>>63911111
i would gladly convert for some of her CHOSEN OF THE LORD, sweet ass.
>>63912564
>>63912205
Natalie Portman Upskirt Loop Zoomed
>>63910674
just pretend she is sleeping.
>>63910897
agreed.
if this happened disney would be my new religion.
>>63910204
None because she's a strong independent woman and it's 2015
>>63911606
You're watching to much porn tbqh famo
>>63910204
You're mistaken OP.
Finn is Leia
Poe is Han
Rey is Luke
The sexy scene will be of Finn and the sex will be between Finn and Poe.
>>63913183
i thought it was a minge from the thumbnail
Never, sexyness is sexist didn't you hear?
Do you want Kotaku and all the other blogs to bash the movies?
>>63913232
Why hasn't Kotaku and Jezebel gone off about Phasma?
>>63913274
reviewing something that is so brief would take actual skill
>>63911296
>tfw she looks like my irl crush
hug me anon
>>63910919
Jesus that is one ugly ass nigger, are they seriously gonna have him hook up with the pretty White girl? REALLY?
>>63911649
This, they are definitely going down the inter racial romance line in future eps, there is no way the Jews and Disney will want to miss this chance to pollute the minds of White girls.
>>63911847
Silent Witness is a British show, it's not some American bullshit where everyone pretends to watch for indepth plots but they're actually there for big tits and huge muscles wagging their jaws at each other
>>63910919
Are you ready for Tyrone Skywalker?
