"Hey, cool it edgelord."
>>63898071
I was expecting a force ghost Anakin to appear in the film and tell Kylo he switched back to the lightside and how wrong he is.
Does Kylo who worships Vader's helmet, not realize his grandfather went back to the Light side? Stupid.
>>63898071
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63898156
>not realize his grandfather went back to the Light side? Stupid.
The novel adaption apparently explains that.
>>63898071
So Snoke is a force ghost and not a hologram right?
>>63898270
They couldn't have put this in instead of tentacle monster chase sequence?
>>63898229
Top laff
>>63898270
But it doesn't because Anakin says to Luke that he was right about him, and Anakin stays permanently on the light side. Don't forget that Anakin was initially a good person before going dark. So that "explanation" doesn't fly.
>>63898540
>the obviously evil bad guy who is an evil liar, could never lie to manipulate someone else!
They're actually getting Hayden ready for an appearance in episode 8.
Google it.
>>63899142
No shit he's going to lie, but Kylo would know that it isn't true, hence why it doesn't fly.
>>63899228
That would be awful, they should search for an old guy.
>>63898540
>Don't forget that Anakin was initially a good person before going dark
I always felt like Anakin was too emotional to stay a jedi for too long.. He was bound to go dark sooner or later.
>>63899868
I cannot connect "anakin" and annie from 1-3 with Vader at all. Anakin to me is the brief snippet from Obiwan, he was a great pilot, a jedi and a hero in the Clone Wars (of which we know NOTHING) but he was betrayed and murdered by the evil within him into the powerful Vader
imaginng Hayden inside that suit feels wrong
>>63900094
Watch a video called "Vader Remembers" by Make It Dirty on Youtube.
You'll like it.
>you can hear Yoda, old Obi-Wan, and young Obi-Wan's voice in Rey's vision
>>63898071
>neither one of his parents had dark hair
>>63900211
I didn't ask for these star feels
>>63900429
Another favorite of mine is this one.
https://youtu.be/wm-IDTdBGGE
It was the first fan-edit I ever saw, so it has a special place in my heart.
>>63900329
he dyed it black for extra edge
>>63900329
Han got cucked.
>>63898270
>The novel adaption apparently explains that.
Maybe they should have put it IN THE FUCKING MOVIE.
>>63900516
lel
>>63899267
>Kylo would know that it isn't true
How exactly would an emotionallyfragile edgelord know something that fits a narrative closer to what he wants isn't true
>>63900666
Executed.
>>63900581
Then who would buy the novelization?
>>63898156
isn't Hayden appearing in VIII?
>>63898156
Ewan McGregor came back as Obi Wan for the Rey's Force vision. at the very end, there's a faint voice that says "These are your first steps..."
http://sendvid.com/i0q9ybuc
seeing as how Sebastian Shaw died in 1994, and Hayden Christensen is still alive...
an EDGE LORD?
>>63900825
It's pretty cool that they managed to get a sample of Alec Guineas in to the film. That's him saying "Rey"." Apparently someone found an audio clip of him saying the word "afraid" and managed to use the appropriate part for the film.
>>63900834
A meme board?
>>63900094
>Clone Wars (of which we know NOTHING)
nigger please
this really fleshed out Anakin, and showed why he was such a great pilot and cunning warrior
>>63900429
>>63900473
>>63900473
eh, that one's kinda gay desu senpai
>>63901106
I have that picture.
>>63901112
I know.
Like I said, I only like it because it's nostalgic.
>>63901153
How did he get that?
She was buried with it.
>>63901153
Is that a tomagotchi?
>>63898071
hey man, the leather clubs two blocks down
>internet keeps going out
a communications disruption can only mean one thing
>>63901311
>>63901192
Holy shit I didn't expect those feels.
>>63901192
Okay so I'm starting to realize something about this new trilogy.
People aren't actually aware that Luke didn't save the galaxy, it was Vader deciding to betray his master at the last possible moment.
So the galaxy is under the presumption that Luke is solely responsible for destroying the Emperor and Vader. While future generations, like Kylo Ren, are completely unaware that Vader ended up turning away from the Dark Side.
I have a feeling that we're leading to a moment where Luke reveals the truth of what happened on the Death Star.
>>63901192
Make an edit of this based off the more realistic outcome: Windu kicking Anakin out of the Jedi Order and stealing the twins while Anakin goes into a depression with Padme and they both kill themselves out of regret.
>>63901192
why
>>63901476
>People aren't actually aware that Luke didn't save the galaxy, it was Vader deciding to betray his master at the last possible moment.
Which is due to Luke, who refused to accept Yoda and Obi-Wan's orders to kill his father and the Emperor both. Remember Luke redeems Vader and in a sense, Luke saves the galaxy as much as his father does by killing Sidious.
>>63899142
SUPREME LEADER IS WISE
>>63901399
I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit
>>63898071
Kylo Ren a shit.
>>63901476
Wrong. Kylo knows he turned back to the dark side.
“Kylo Ren idolizes Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker,” Abrams explained. “He idolizes what Vader represents and what Vader was trying to do. The idea that Vader didn’t succeed, if you look at it from Ren’s point of view, he was seduced by the enemy and failed because of that seduction. So the idea is that Ren wants to complete the thing that Vader started.”
Source: http://screenrant.com/star-wars-7-kylo-ren-dark-side/
>>63901516
>Anakin goes into a depression...
Instead, how about having him accepting Palpatine's aid and turning to the Dark Side in order to save his children from the Jedi Order.
>>63898071
Why is Anakin's grandson such an ugly fucking guy? How do you go from Anakin's perfect looks, Padme's beauty, Luke's country boy appeal, Leia's sensuality, and Han's ruggedness to some retarded Snape looking cosplay fan who failed at making a Revan outfit half convincingly?
>>63901701
*Turned back to the light
>>63901739
Because fuck you that's why.
>>63898071
Ben Solo is way better than Manikin Skywalker and his stilted acting.
>>63901106
Wasn't a bad comic desu.
So why is Kylo so into Vader, anyway? Is he gay?
>>63901807
Go to bed Ren
>>63901739
Corruption of the Dark Side?;^)
>>63901739
>how could they not pick Sebastian Stan
>same name as vaders face man
>POTTERY
>>63901891
>Corruption of the Acne Side?
>>63901807
I'm obligated to post this.
>>63901861
Dont you get it? Vader was hard and black on the outside but he was white on the inside.
He wants to be cool like black guys, thats why he hates Finn, damn coon taking all the women.
This is one of the many layers in Lucas storytelling, a white man wanting to be something he is not... is that better? Worse? It doesnt matter because light and dark both live within the force just like humanity, black or white dont matter beacuse we all have the force...we just have to awake it.
Lucas is a true master.
>>63901934
Forgot the fucking picture.
Fuck mobile posting.
>>63901739
>>63901807
The genetics of the Skywalker bloodline skip every third generation?
>>63901739
>>63901910
jesus they should cast him as Luke's son for ep 8
>>63899840
Ghosts don't age faggot. Unless they retcon Lucas' special edition ghost it has to he Hayden
>>63898270
That's stupid. If Vader had never turned and let Luke die, the whole station would have blown up anyway and the Empire would still be defeated. Hell, with Luke dead, Leia and Han might not have got it on and then there would be no Kylo Ren.
Snoke sounds really lame and contrived. A poor man's emperor. The sequels have potential, but I feel like this whole Snoke/dark side thing is going to bring them down.
>>63901910
What, is he Shaw's actual son?
>>63898071
Honestly, did they go out of their way to only cast ugly fucking people for this new flick?
Hey wait a minute. How did Anakin even become a force ghost?
Qui Gon Jinn mastered force ghosting, and he passed that onto Yoda, who then passed it onto Obi Wan. It was a technique they had figured out. So how did Anakin figure it out? Did Obi Wan tell Luke who told Anakin right before he died?
>>63902218
oops never mind dudes called Sebastian Stan lol
>>63901861
Thats a big guy.
>>63901192
I dont get it.
Right about what?
>>63898071
Is darth Vader really his grandfather?
If Han was his dad that means darth vader was Luke and Han's dad?
Did I miss something?
>>63902421
Leia you dumb fuck
>>63902483
>>63902421
>>63902421
The force works in mysterious homoerotic ways
>>63902520
Which is why I'm wondering why he called him grandfather. He wasn't that stupid
>>63902421
Leia is Luke's sister, making Vader Kylo Ren's grandfather
>>63900825
James Earl Jones was the voice of Vader, Shaw was just a glorified stunt model.
>>63902520
Leia's dad was Vader, meaning Vader would be his grandfather. Jesus.
>>63902520
Lost.
>>63902554
Literally retarded.
>>63901265
kek thats what I thought too
what a shitty comic
>>63902595
So he was his grandfather and his granduncle? Is star wars some weird country incest shit?
>>63902520
LMAO HOW RETARDED ARE PELPLE
>>63902595
Are we sure he was her dad and the mom didn't get blacked?
>>63902293
Prequels don't exist anymore so we're just gonna assume that the jedi can project themselves from the grave, like Obi Wan hinted at before being struck down by Vader. No more Jedi taking Force Projection 494 courses at Jedi night school.
>>63902520
>8 dumbfucks
>>63902293
he was the Chosen One
basically, Force did it, lol
>>63902570
Did Vader have the strongest seed in the history of Star Wars? He created a Jedi, a general, and has a grandson edgelord sith
>>63902630
>>63902635
>>63902520
"Great-Uncle" is the brother of your grandfather, you fucking idiot.
>>63902661
>Prequels don't exist anymore
hah
Kylo Ren references a clone army, and see >>63900825
prequels are canon, deal with it
>>63902700
>Vader will never fill you with his seed
jdimsa
>>63902700
chosen one, midichlorians, et cetera, et cetera
>>63902732
whats wrong w his eyes
>>63902574
prior to 1999, he was the only face of Anakin Skywalker we knew
>>63902520
>Luke Skywalker is his uncle
>Luke is therefore the sibling of one of his parents
>Darth Vader is the father of Luke Skywalker
>∴ Darth Vader is his great uncle
clearly, that person has two only children for parents
>>63902398
Everything
>>63902398
ALL OF IT
>>63902015
But Smee was pretty enough
>>63903031
Not blood.
>>63902398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RFYoZ7H67A
>>63903057
how do you know she wasnt the skywalker?
>>63900825
Holy shit.
I didn't hear that in the theater.
>>63903102
>and this is my girlfriend Smee
I know the prequels backwards and forwards.
>>63902520
I will finish what you started, great uncle
>>63903163
yeah but she was a skywalker before she became a lars
>>63903266
You dumbfuck.
She wasn't a Skywalker.
Daddy Lars married Anakin's mom, making her a Lars.
His already born sonor possibly born by Momma Skywalker but I highly doubt itbegins dating Smee.
>>63903331
where does anakin get his last name?
>>63901034
The best thing to come out of the prequels. They honestly should have had some of that in the goddamn movies.
Like touching on the lives of the clones. And good writing. And good acting.
>>63903031
Shmi Skywalker was Anakin's mom
Beru is Owen's girlfriend/wife
>Uncle Owen? Aunt Beru?
>>63903400
His mother.
Her maiden name.
Does your mom go by her maiden name or by your Father's last name?
Your father isn't related to your mother by blood because they fucked and made you.
>>63900825
If they specifically had Ewan come back and say "these are your first steps", doesn't that automatically invalidate the idea that she was a Jedi trainee previously who had her mind wiped?
>>63903416
it's easier to do when you have a few hundred hours as opposed to just 2
>>63898270
>I watched the Galactic Empire rise, and then fall
PLAGUEIS CONFIRMED
Was it ever explained how the galaxy forgot jedi existed less than 30 years ago?
>>63903477
Twice.
>>63902520
The cringe is strong in this one.
>>63903498
How family? mind control?
why was darth emo-skeleton so shit
>>63903477
>Trillions of people in the galaxy
>Few hundred Jedi at most
Almost no one would ever see a Jedi in their life time. Pretty easy for people to assume they were Republic propaganda
>>63902421
Hahaha, that's the dumbest shit anyway posted today.
This is why people were genuinely confused about Prometheus.
>>63903446
>"there was no father"
often in an estranged relationship, depending in the age of the child (usually a baby), the mother uses her maiden name for her and her children
shmi could have been a skywalker
>>63903541
The Galaxy is pretty fucking huge.
Would you believe it if everyone was saying that on a planet 5 parsecs away had a governing group of space cops with laser sticks that could control shit with their mind?
There's just too many people who never saw the shit.
At least with religion the stories take place on Earth so people can dupe themselves into believing them a bit easier.
>>63903609
What the absolute fuck are you talking about?
>>63902248
English actors are better.
>>63903456
that also means she is indeed a mary sue
>He's just an edgy villain
Christ do you people not understand storytelling or character development? He's a kid who has the linage of the most evil Sith in the galaxy and he's trying to become that but is pulled away by the light due to his father and probably teachings of Luke.
Yes we get it he's not Darth Vader who didn't have these conflictions until the ending with Luke and the prequels. But here we're seeing Kylo Ren have these emotions and as the films progress we'll see him transform and either completely abandon the light side and let the dark side become permanent or he'll abandon the dark side and become good again.
>>63903609
Shmi was skywalker when she virgin birthed Jesus and until she got married. Am I missing something?
>>63901701
I do enjoy the added the idea that you have to struggle to stay with the dark side as well.
Lucas kind of make the force seem like the dark side was basically a slip-up waiting to happen. The idea that a jedi has to actually strive to be uncaring and remorseless to be a good (as a human being would) gives it actual dimensions.
>>63903614
Wow jesus christ, stop talking you fucking nerd
>>63903638
>SKYWALKER.
THERE EITHER WAS NO FATHER.
or
SHMI DIDNT CARE ENOUGH ABOUT HIM.
>WERE THEY MARRIED?
WE DONT KNOW
>SHMI COULD HAVE BEEN A SKYWALKER.
THERE IS MORE EVIDENCE FOR THIS THAN TO THE CONTRARY.
>>63900974
Yeah it's clearly straight from "Come here my little friend. Don't be afraid!"
>>63903732
So was that a rhetorical question, then?
>>63900429
>3P0 is in pieces
>Anakin can recognize it even though it's established that 3P0 shares an identical body to thousands of other protocol droids
>>63903667
>he can't into /tv/
back to /pol/ or reddit or wherever the fuck you hail from stranger
we always exaggerate for shits and giggles
Tfw you're actually Darth Revan
Tfw you fucked Kylo Ren's shit up a few years back and killed all his friends
>>63903807
Probably /pol/. They all identified with him and the FO
>>63903774
Holy shit I didn't think of this.
Maybe it's seeing a protocol droid reminded him of 3PO?
>>63902344
For you.
>>63903746
Why are you yelling?
>>63903819
I'd love if these movies were just a means to create a new era of Sith lords.
>>63903845
>caps =/= yelling
The text is in large points, meant for easy reading. I don't see any exclamation marks.
>>63903807
>we
Please make it stop.
Wasn't anakin supposed to bring balance to the force. As in stop the conflict between the light and dark side, as in his whole fucking sacrafice that took an arc of 6 movies to complete. You mean to tell me that all of that can be undone in less than a century?
>>63903948
:D
"Why are you smiling?"
"I'm not smiling those are just random punctuation marks you don't see a dash in the middle to represent a nose do you"
Not that anon but that's how retarded you sound.
>Hayden returning as a force ghost Anakin to haunt Ben in Episode VIII
Tell me this isn't a great idea.
>>63903963
Luke tried to create a new Jedi order but he failed. Whats happening is new pockets of Force users asserting themselves in the new galactic era. The Knights of Ren can call themselves Sith, but they aren't. Luke was declared the last Jedi Knight, but that is practically a meaningless title.
>>63903999
Are you yelling ":D"?
Is that capital D meant to be a yell, or is it used for a specific purpose?
>>63903951
But we are family, anon-chan.
:3
>>63904017
I'd like it
>>63904017
Nerds are going to lose their shit if he does. They're still mad Lucas swapped out the ghosts in ROTJ
>>63901192
>>63901153
Post more regretful Vader
>>63898156
Kylo's a huge bitch so he probably thinks "Darth Vader was cool, but I'm waaaayyyy better than him so I won't be BTFO by my son or anything". He's probably already planning to kill Glorious Leader Kim Jong-Snoke but I doubt he'll get far unless the second kid Luke was training is also working with him or something.
>>63904017
I'm going to give you the best possible ending to Star Wars possible.
Ready for this shit?
Anakin comes back as a force ghost in episode 8 and is as prevalent as Ben Kenobi was in the OT. At the end of episode 9, after Kylo Ren has turned good and is fighting the now evil Rey Skywalker, everything goes to absolute shit.
Something happens and threatens to kill either all the main characters or the entire galaxy.
Kylo Ren, knowing he can't save everyone, decides to do the only thing he can. He then summons Anakin or some shit, and concentrates all his power on the force ghost.
CGI orgasm transition to-
Anakin wakes up in his bed next to pregnant Padme. Instead of having the dream of her dying, he has just dreamed the entire Star Wars series after that point in episode 3.
He immediately goes and kills Sheev, and thereby saves the lives of trillions and trillions of people.
We cut to a final scene of toddler Luke and Leia running around the same balcony where Anakin and Padme first kissed.
They're swept up by their mother and father, and they all watch the sun set.
CREDITS
This could literally win an Oscar.
>>63904351
It's cheesy and it would go down in history.
Good job, anon.
>>63904351
>Episode IX ends with redux of UNLIMITED POWAH
>written by George Lucas
Best possible ending tbqh
>>63904351
This is actually fucking incredible, anon.
>>63904573
I miss Lucas.
>>63903819
Literally Naruto
>>63903477
Jedi's were always secretive as fuck, if you didn't live on coruscant or near some jedi temple or academy then you were shit out of luck. They were independent and ancient, yet answered to the government of the old republic, and their actions weren't much journalized.
It'd be like talking about tier 0 special warfare operatives/organizations - shit that can only be put maybe under a blanket term like CIA S.A.D. - we know it exists we don't know specifics it could be mostly rumored - and we are talking special units that may have carte blanche to operate in the U.S. on nameless missions near free from extraingent oversight from outside the organization.
>>63903819
This tbqh, I'll be happy about eliminating KotOR from the EU if it basically became the new trilogy
>>63904351
How do we show this to JJ?
>>63903567
There were also alot more force sensitives than jedi, there were several species that 75+ percent of the population was force sensitive, and had evolved around it's sensitivity, however many of these species were ill suited to combat - lightsaber or otherwise. There are also several force sensitive races that glean towards the dark side or the gray midground
Yoda's species nearly fit's this bill
>>63904262
To be honest, Sebastian Shaw was way too old to represent a not messed up Anakin. According to the timeline established by the prequels, he wasn't even fifty. Sebastian Shaw was like seventy-eight.
>>63904351
>It was all a dream
Literally the worst possible ending to be perfectly honest
>>63905033
It wasn't all a dream though.
Kylo Ren makes a sacrifice and restores order to everything by resetting time to a specific point while giving Anakin the memories of what happened.
It's a second chance.
>>63905033
Why? What film has actually done this beyond "le theory"?
>>63905107
Next
Krampus
Inception
>>63901739
he isnt ugly
>>63905162
>inception
>it's all a dream
Oh god my sides
>>63903567
There was over 10,000 Jedi Knights in the Clone Wars. That isn't counting apprentices or Jedi Masters.
>>63903819
>>63904827
I'll fucking pop a nerve if she's Revan or more likely the Jedi Exile. She's more likely a skywalker. Luke was a jedi in name only basically, a dude with a crash course, he's not going to strictly know about Jedi rules regarding love and other obscure Jedi rules, and will behave more historically like a gray jedi, esp. considering there is no one left. He probably did alot of banging.
KOTOR isn't technically EU, it's practically but not technically canon - Darth Bane, the dude behind the Sith rule of two, got the idea musing Revan's holocrons -bane realized the Sith fell to infighting whenever they became too numerous and centralized.
>>63905090
there's been zero indication that there's some way to change the past using the force, it would be random and contrived as fuck
>>63898071
If Aniken's force ghost somehow blows him the fuck out, that would save the new movies for me.
>>63905270
Well, if Plagueis could stop people from dying, and Snoke is Plagueis, and Kylo is learning from Snoke, who knows what tricks he could learn?
>>63904970
>dark yodas
Source?
>>63903031
>Smee
>>63903477
During the OT, Palpatine aggressively stamped out knowledge of the Force. Most people still knew about Jedi and whatnot, but it was becoming more legendary and people tended to see the Jedi as damn strong warriors who followed some weird religion, as opposed to magical supermen.
Now go several decades past that, with the only Jedi activity being Skywalker's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry that had, at most, ten students. Only middle aged to older people even remember the Jedi Council, and that's only if they weren't misled by Palpatine's ministry of truth.
Yeah, it's perfectly feasable for most people to consider the Jedi an exaggerated myth around a dead order of knights at best, and completely nonexistent at worst.
>>63905224
Still nothing compared to trillions of people. New York has more police than that
>>63905471
No shit considernig the last canon information we have about the fucking galaxy's population in Star Wars was the total population of 365 trillion people were killed in the Vong War after 5 years. The Jedi are relatively minuscule.
>>63905471
SW universe doesn't scale well to reality (neither do Marvel movies for that matter).
Shit, there were only 15-16 x-wings taking on an entire fucking planet.
>>63905596
Resistance is under funded by the New Republic, which is why they sent in a single squadron of fighters instead of fleets.
>>63904351
This would be a glorious alternate ending for IX, but there's no way it could be the canon ending. It ruins the potential for more shekel farming sequels.
>>63905646
but why did they win. how can poe take out 6 ties in one move? everyone except finn in TFA is fucking unbelievable with the shit they do. like rey flipping the falcon upside down without ever piloting it. the movie sucks
>>63905774
yeah, also this
and aren't tie fighters supposed to be better ships?
>>63903467
More like Jar Jar confirmed.
>>63905688
I would fine with it being an alternate ending.
>>63905339
Yoda's race is 25%+ force sensitive and leans towards the light side, it's also uncommon, has difficulties reproducing, and probably lost it's homeworld.
At least according to the EU and KOTOR there were several force sensitive races. There was actually a dark side force sensitive Sith race - an actual species that the Sith Order got it's name from
>>63906043
Oh, yeah. I played the KOTORs but I meant if any of that stuff is still canon.
Especially regarding the lore for yoda's species.
>>63901203
How did they get Anakin's lightsaber? Bespin is a gas giant
>>63906240
>gas giant
Then it would've floated to the top, silly.
>>63906240
How did Luke survive? Bespin is a gas giant.
>>63905245
She's not literally going to be Revan, but the whole mindwipe over fucking shit up thing is very likely imho
>>63902098
That doesn't make any sense. He was an old man when he died.
>>63904351
>>63904445
>>63904573
>>63904846
>>63905688
This is /tv/ being memelords,right? there can't seriously be so many retarded people on the same thread.
>>63906957
>he can't appreciate a good ending
Hi, Reddit.
>>63906957
It's absurd and heartwarming. I loved the Breaking Bad alternate ending featuring Hal and Lois too.
>>63905596
>we lost two more fighters
>THAT'S HALF OUR FLEET GONE!
This kills the sense of scale.
>>63906957
Are you honestly saying you wouldn't be happy seeing little Luke and Leia having a regular life with Anakin and Padme?
It rights every wrong.
>>63906306
Not the top, it would be at the layer of equilibrium with the surrounding gas. The whole planet is a fucked idea anyways since the gravity would FUCK THE SHIT out of anyone standing on it. So basically anything is fair game.
>>63898071
>>63898156
Pretty sure they are going to reveal that the voice is literally Anakin telling him to cool it.
He still hears the light side of the force because he keeps Anakin's Helmet.
>>63898357
>>63900581
>Those bastards they should had spent more time exploring this crucial and valuable character!
Kylo Ren is a shitty character with the depth of of a a wet napkin.
That text boils down to
> I AM EDGY
Then again /tv/ knows shit about movies.
>>63905107
Wizard of Oz
American Psycho
Total Recall
Shoulder Arms
Vanilla Sky
Brazil
I mean come on
>>63907151
>It rights every wrong.
Which is why it sucks
>>63905925
Reddit, please, give it a rest.
You faggots need to stop shooting cum all over this movie
>>63907264
What the fuck do you mean?
>>63902520
Such absolute twaddle but...
>Grunkle Vather!
I like it.
>>63904302
this desu
>>63907312
Everything needs to be dark and tragic, just like real life. Nothing ever goes right, and everyone needs to suffer all the time; otherwise it's just kid stuff.
Kylo Ren is the best character Star Wars has had since episode 3 Anakin; I really identify with how dark and troubled his soul is.
>>63907378
But anon, these ARE kid movies.
The best ending is a conclusive one.
>>63904351
I'd love to see an animated/alternate ending version of this on youtube or something, but it would never work in the movie.
>>63907312
It's a total copout
>>63904351
oh my fucking god i share a board with fucking retards like you kill yourself
>>63907421
Blu-Ray bonus?
>>63907425
It stops the Marvel train from leaving the Star Wars station.
>>63907464
>share the board
You merely adopted this board.
I was born in it.
Molded by it.
I didn't see Yahoo until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but blinding.
>>63898071
>Get this cool head out of here...
>>63902421
are you serious bro? did you even watch the movie?
>>63907226
>took it seriously
I was kidding, anon...
>>63907378
>otherwise it's just kid stuff.
Did you not watch RotJ?
It had god damn teddy bears.
In fact if you didn't spend this past week showing someone under ten the OT so they were ready for Ep VII then you've failed.
>>63907777
QUADS CONFIRM >>63904351 IS BEST ENDING
>>63907114
There were fighters destroyed before this. I think what they meant was that including the destruction of those two and the others grating destroyed would be half our fleet
>>63907748
I know friend, but people (Reddit) actually using that as an excuse thinking they're being scientifically correct is irritating as a physics student.
>>63902421
this is /tv
>>63903963
i feel like balance the force just meant resetting it. Otherwise there would be no more force sensitive species in the galaxy. But the force is within all of us
>>63901891
Malak was corrupted by the dark side and his handsomeness was even more jawdropping.
>>63900094
you forgot to mention that he wasa good friend
>>63898071
Two worst characters
>>63901153
Why did he hurt his iPod?
>>63902009
>dat toned midriff
>dat slightly revealing cloth
>>63903667
>most evil sith
Im sure that Sheev is more evil than Annie
>>63908577
>jawdropping
>>63906306
>american education
>>63907246
Kylo still had the most depth out of any other character though.
>>63902009
>this woman caused the death of trillions
>>63898329
Yeah, and his chair is a dead Jedi, too, so its also a force ghost
>>63899228
This would be his first job since...?
>>63909797
Worth it.
>>63909827
I guess he just did a movie a year or so ago.
Supposed to be good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W4Eew8WJoU
Heh.
>>63909968
I FUCKING MISS YOU GEORGE
>>63902520
>>63901591
>Yoda and Obi-Wan's orders to kill his father and the Emperor both.
Yoda tells Luke that he must confront Vader. He never says anything about killing him. Obi-wan says Luke must face Vader. It is Luke who can't see any options beyond killing.
Mr Snoke must be Plagueis.
If he isn't I'll be dissappointed.
>>63901739
>>63902754
The clone war were mention in A new hope.
>>63903477
Its not like they had a huge temple in the capital city.
>>63903609
Shmi was a Skywalker. Do you think she just made up a surname to give her fatherless kid? Anakin even says it
Anakin
>Mi boshka da Shmi Skywalker
Watto
>Huuhh? Ani? Little Ani? Naaaahhh.
>>63904351
I like it, except instead of Anakin waking up, its Patrick Duffy.
>>63906957
I feel like I'm in a fucking nightmare. I thought the original post was a shitty joke how could anybody unironically like this idea at all what the fuck
>>63910069
Rewatch TESB.
>>63900329
>>63900544
I guess I should be surprised 4shingles doesn't understand genetics
