>hey guys did you hear? There's going to be a female stormtrooper in The Force Awakens!
>Whoa she's the Stormtrooper LEADER! And she's played by that knight from Game of Thrones!
>she has her own shiny armor and cape and everything
>Haha checkmate MRAs! It's 2015, suck it!!!!
>I bet she's gonna have a really badass fight scene! you go girl! Woo!
>movie releases
>feels like she's doing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!
>says three lines, stands around and gets killed offscreen in a comedy scene
TOP OF THE MOTHER FUCKING KEKS. Film redeemed
>implying she is ded...
Its like you have never seen a movie before.
>>63897277
>implying she was even alive to begin with
She wasn't even a character. The Stormtrooper who Rey mind tricked into letting her go had more lines and character than Phasma.
>>63897277
If she somehow managed to survive the trash compactor and the planet blowing up, do you really think anyone like Hux would let her live after finding out she's 100% responsible for the First Order loosing their most powerful superweapon?
>>63897235
She should have had cute, sexy armor. No real loss, though she will obviously be shoehorned hard in part 2.
>>63897413
At the beginning of VIII Hux and co. will put her on a mock trial and declare her to be a rebel saboteur, but Finn and Poe will bust up the trial and free her and she'll fight for the Resistance because she's a strong womyn don't need no man. Hire me JJ
THE JAPS ARE ALREADY AT IT
>>63897725
Sauce senpai?
>>63897725
Noice. I should have known they'd be the saviors.
>>63897606
I could see Episode VIII starting just like Halo 2 actually, with Phasma filling the Arbiter's role. That could be kind of cool.
>>63897235
>>>movie releases
>>feels like she's doing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!
>>says three lines, stands around and gets killed offscreen in a comedy scene
so boba
>waifu literally gets thrown in the trash.
>>63898863
>muh games!
>muh vidya!
>muh epic!
Muh nigger, get out.
>finally a strong female badass we've all been calling for! feminism is winning!
>she gets held up at gunpoint and like a fucking bitch nigga doesnt try to fight back, call for help or even just stall them she lowers the shields killing almost all of her side's people and wrecking the first order's entire war effort
top lel, this is why you dont let women in the military
>>63897235
she doesnt die, shell escape the compactor for le ebin quip in the sequel about them throwing her into a trash compactor
>>63899057
>Hating Phasma
I want reddit to leave
>>63897368
That was daniel craig senpai
>>63897235
that's a pretty slick costume
>>63899194
>Liking Phasma
I want tumblr to leave.
>>63899340
>star of competing film series gets more dialogue in uncredited cameo role than Phasma
>>63899194
I want to write some fanfiction where a squad of storm troopers get sick of her trying to act tough and gang rape her
>avoided spoilers
>spent months wondering if she was a grill because the toys were flat as a board
She was a cool Bobba Fett, who exists to look cool and sell toys. Hope she actually does something in VIII
maybe she is disgraced like the other anons say and she has some vendetta to hunt and kill resistance people, Finn in particular out of loyalty. Remember these people were ripped from their families as children like the Spartans from halo and she was their commander. If she doesn't sudoku, she has to redeem herself. Maybe she can kill Leia if cocaine doesn't?
>>63897235
I don't see how they're going to get her to save face in the next movie. It'd be one thing if she did some cool shit and then was brought to a humiliating defeat, but they skipped right to the humiliation part before she'd even done anything.
>>63899477
>Implying the troopers don't have giant orgies already
>>63899584
>Remember these people were ripped from their families as children
Honestly that reminded me more of per-Order 66 Jedi than anything else.
>>63897725
>says three lines, stands around and gets killed offscreen in a comedy scene
So shes the new boba fett?
>>63899664
>save face
Who gave you permission to remove that helmet?
Reminder that TR-8R literally did more than Phasma in the film, he actually attempted to fight Finn back.
>implying Phasma isn't a machine underneath that mask
Dark troopers confirmed for canon
At the start of the film, she orders Finn around
At the end of the film, Finn orders her around
Her entire purpose for existing was just that poetry. And that's not to say it's a bad thing either, just that disney's marketing team focused on her way too much because of her unique design rather than her amount of screentime
Why did she even need armor? Or a weapon?
She seemed more like a pencil-pushing desk jockey than a soldier.
>>63899785
Pretty much yea.
>>63899953
Wasn't she down on Jakku with Kylo in the opening scene?
>>63899953
Intimidation.
Her appearance and demeanor made her an effective captain of stormtrooper grunts.
Isn't her "silver" stormtrooper suit just a regular suit that wasn't painted white?
>>63899340
Was that really? I was almost positive it was, but I remembered that he had an American accent in that scene...didn't he?
I think if she actually died they would've showed it.
>>63898863
If you think about it, Halo is sort of like Star Wars
>Hero of galaxy goes missing (Chief/Luke)
>Blow up something big in first installment (Death Star/Halo)
>Army of armored soldiers (Spartans/Clones)
I could go on forever
>>63897725
Based Japan
>>63897235
you know, SJWs have been kinda late calling the movie X-phobic or mysoginystic. I guess the christmas season is doing something well for them
>>63901017
They're too busy trying to bat away mary sue accusations.
>>63899725
Source. Google doesnt accept it as an image.
>>63899785
At least Boba Fett did something that actually helped the Empire, he's responsible for bringing the Empire to Cloud City. What did Phasma do for anyone?
>>63901725
command all of the stormtroopers off screen
>>63902135
Implying they listen to a woman
>>63902618
sexist piggu
>>63902761
No u senpai
>>63899872
>TRADER
What did he mean by this?
>>63897725
.>>63899725
siri needs to do some captain phasma porn
>>63897413
>He forgets that Poe managed to survive being thrown out of a space ship that crashed into the ground at 400mph
It's Star Wars. If you don't completely die on screen, then you aren't dead.
>Darth Maul came back as a giant robotic spider
>Yfw this is actually still canon
>>63899725
Has the aspie who drew this ever seen a human body before?
>>63897725
>>63899725
Whatever the fuck she did or failed to do...WORTH IT.
>>63897725
not japs they did not give her high heels
>>63899664
After seeing this picture over and over again, I just now realized the guy on the left is wearing a Manchester United kit.
didnt they already say shes coming back for the sequels tho
>>63904771
Yee
>>63904550
Kinda looks like heels
>>63904771
Yes, the children here just don't understand that episode VII is an intro for new characters and expect to be given everything instantly.
>>63904771
somehow she survived
hope we get some explanation on that
>>63899725
shes a big girl
>>63897235
WHO
THE FUCK
CARES
>>63908254
If she can shut down the entire planet's shield system she can probably unlock the door to the trash compactor.
>>63897235
it would equally contradict "MRA's" who would accuse the character of being a case of feminist pandering strong woman syndrome when she is in fact insignificant
the takeaway is that you simply view everything through a lens of toxic cognitive distortion
>>63897235
Doesn't she have some sort of communicator in her suit. I'm sure she's fine.
>>63897725
About time.
*unzips cock*
