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>We're sorry chewie, we had to kill him off. >Yes
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>We're sorry chewie, we had to kill him off.

>Yes chewie we know he was your partner and best friend for the last 30 years.

>We needed to come up with a shocking "twist" at the end of the new movie chewie. We know you will understand.

> We're sorry bud you're gonna have to fly alone for a while.

:(
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Here's a Wookiee treat.

Now go out and run around the yard. You'll be okay.

Yes, you are a good boy. Don't ever forget that.
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Kind of expect Chewie to die instead since that would trigger even more tears. Or they should have died together.
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See you space cowboy...
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>>63895316
>We needed to come up with a shocking "twist" at the end of the new movie chewie.
Yeah, that's what it was. I bet it had nothing to do with the fact that Harrison Ford had been wanting his character to die since the 80s, and didn't even want to do this one movie in the first place.
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>>63895389
He should have died with Han. That would've been the right way for them to go out.
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:(
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>>63895502
Thats not what Han would have wanted and you know that.
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Sorry Chewie, we found a cheaper Wookie.
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>implying the main plot of Episode VIII won't be Chewie's mission for revenge
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I was hoping Han would have died choking to death on Chewie's giant furry dick.
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EU
>Chewie dies.
TFA
>Han dies.

>mfw
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>>63895389
Chewbacca, C-3P0, and R2-D2 are the only characters that can still be in Star Wars movies decades from now with no detriment. Already established by lore that Wookies live 700 years.

I strongly feel Chewbacca has the largest character shield in the franchise, I'd be shocked if they killed him off.
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>implying the most based part of the movie wasn't Chewie going full rampage, gunning every stormtrooper down in the vicinity like womprats
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Why do people care about Chewbaca? He's just a stupid bear thing that isn't significant at all.
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>>63896135
He's like a loyal dog who lost his owner ;_;
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>>63896135
If I could choose one post in all of 4chan's history to exemplify what it is to be underage, it would be this one.
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It makes me sad lads. Anyone else /sadlad/ here?
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>>63896135
He's a bazooka-carrying alien bear pilot. The only way he could only be any more badass is if he could breathe fire.
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>fly alone

Pretty sure Finn will be the MF's co-pilot like Lando did.
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>>63896466
So, people like him because lolsorandum?
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>hmmmm how can a squeeze a few more shekels out of my new flick...
> Harrison is asking for 23 million
>I've got an idea!
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>>63896636
If you seriously wanted Old Man Harrison Ford to be in another 2 Star Wars movies you're fucking nuts.

This is Star Wars, not The Expendable.
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>>63896636
Harrison always wanted Han to die
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>>63896636
Didn't Ford claim that he wished Lucas offed his character by episode 5?
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Chewie was always going to outlive him. Wookie's live for 400 years. Finn or Poe will probably replace him
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>>63896710
yup, they even thought that he wouldnt return, so thats why he got frozen in V
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>>63896693
Yeah but they didn't need to kill a beloved cultural icon of 30 years. They should have given him the decency of not getting murdered by Darth teenage angst.
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>>63896896
he was a main character for the majority of the movie and harrison ford might not make it to the end of this trilogy
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>>63896896
>cultural icon
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>>63897030

He's one of the main parts of a cultural icon
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>>63896896
I like Kylo Ren, he's definitely not Vader tier but he's more interesting than any of the villains in the godforsaken prequels.
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>>63896693
Ah fuck you, cunt. As a fan of the story, I got a little misty when he kicked. Who cares if it was inevitable?
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>>63896135
Here's your reply, faggot. 2/10
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One thing that bugged me about the film is that

Han's last exchange with Chewie was just 'I'll set the bombs over here' or something.

Even though it would have tipped off what was about to happen, there should have been something final, like 'Be sure to watch over that girl, Chewie!" or some reference to the past or something.
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When that happened I was expecting Chewbacca to go ape shit. I mean we hear about how he can supposedly rip off the arms of victims and I was hoping we would finally see the angry primal animalistic side of Chewbacca, but no, instead he didnt really react at all. Kinda dissapointing.
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>>63896997
I'm just saying give the man a good send off instead of pimping his death for a few extra shekels.

>>63897259
It wasn't inevitable. He's a fictional character. They could've kept him for future material. It was a cheap plot twist imo.
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>>63897522
>didnt really react at all
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>>63895865
all hail the new chewie
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>>63897522
He meowed and shot is laser bow off a lot though.
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>>63897587
I just figured that giving him that much screen time was a decent send off. combined with the whole new story is centered around his offspring. and there is still the han solo spinoff, which is more of a money grab than killing him here
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>>63897628
Did... Chewie shoot him in the dick?
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>>63896896
the character is 30 years old. I think its bit more anger management than teenage angst.
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BLOOD DEBT
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>>63897926
I don't know what you mean by this but I feel like it's something I agree with.

BLOOD DEBT
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>>63897628
Poor Chewie
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>>63897878
Angry wookies don't mess around.
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>>63895316
Are you a fag or something
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>>63896135

shut up faget
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>>63896135
>implying Chewie is not the spirit of all Star Wars
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>>63898084
>>63898088

No homophobia please this is 4chan.
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>>63895316
JUST
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>>63898027
A wookie blood debt transfers to the next relation. Chewbacca should have stayed with Leia rather than leaving with Rey.
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>>63898159
My fucking grasy taint has more stR wars soirit than some old faggot ho thinks who is relevant or important for being s walking carpet. For fucks sake just find another tall guy if the fucktards gets hit by a bus tomorrow on the way outta the queens tipsy wipsy poopsy loung or whatever the fuck they call it
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Chewie needs to repay his life debt by the end of the new trilogy.
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>>63898195
FUCK
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>>63898027
Chewie was originally in Hans service because of a blood debt, Han saved chewies life and I think some of his family/friends too, chewie swore the ancient blood debt to han, but It goes without saying they were quick friends.
Maybethe blood debt is over, he quite clearly shoots han's kin slaying son, I'm not too sure about the specifics, one of the EU guys would know, but I'm pretty sure blood debt incurs he must protect his debtee, and if he fails must avenge his death.
Chewie will be doing alot more killing
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>>63898247
Leia is divorced though. Maybe another hint at who Rey really is
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>>63896694
for what purpose? so he can troll everyone?
mind you harrison ford is DUDE WEED LMAO in real life
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>>63898511
This is EU stuff? So does he have to protect lea now?
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>thinking Han was going to live

Fucking Ford wanted him dead since Empire. And his death was done in the best way possible.
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>>63898552
You mean he is a stoner? Or a liberal? I know he's a democrat.
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is jar jar still alive?
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>tfw you realize Chewie will take a backseat in the next two movies
>he'll just be in the back of the shot somewhere hurting and wanting to die
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Even more, I was shocked and honestly scared when Chewie got shot early on. In all the original films, nothing like that happens.

NO ONE IS SAFE.
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>>63897250
>Better than Darth Maul or Count Dooku

Just kill yourself
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>>63898812
Maul was shit tier.
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>>63898747
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>>63897250
Nigga, Count Dooku is cool as fuck.
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>>63897474
>I've got a bad feeling about this
Would have been the perfect time for that line
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>>63898747

>TFW he breaks out of his grief and kicks some ass
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So wait, clearly Harrison Ford said he wouldn't do more than one movie right? That has to be the reason.
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>>63898876
The only shit thing about him was that we didn't get more of him
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>>63897522
I think you saw the wrong movie
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>tfw 30 seconds of luke
>he'll be downgraded to some shotty side character despite being the most important character by default through the mere fact thT he was the first protagonist of the series
>we will never see him just fucking wrecking niggas at his prime on the big screen without a second thought
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>>63897878
He shot him in the side. You can see Ren hitting the wound a few times to piss himself off during the lightsaber fight.
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That sounds very scary
You must be so brave
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>>63898602
It wasn't in the best way possible, he walks a thin bridge to get to the guy with the hot pocker. It was lazy, could have been better.
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Here's the scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh91wWDt8CM
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There's only one person who killed Han Solo.

Harrison Ford
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>>63897878
Not like he was doing much with it anyways.
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>>63899327
>implying Luke isn't going to go 1 v 7 on the Knights of Ren
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>>63900031
>implying Rey isn't going to go 1 v 7 on the Knights of Ren
Ftfy
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>>63895994
If Chewy dies in this new trilogy I will not accept anything else but being crushed by a moon. It's just too retardedly badass sounding to not use it.
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>>63900031
No that's Rey, right after teaching Luke to use the force again and saving an entire orphanage
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>>63898659
I want to believe he was murdered when the empire took over shit.
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>>63895316
>Luke and Han will never see each other again
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>>63899833
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>>63900523
In the remasterized version of return of the jedi you can hear, at the end of the celebration parade (and in fact the last line of the movie) WEESA FREE
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>>63895316
Chewbacca and Rey porn parody when?

Rey: What's wrong Chewie?
Chewie: Raawwwwr
Rey: Aww, you must have really loved Han
Chewie: Rawwr
Rey: How about I suck your big Wookie dick?
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>>63897474
>because I'm so retarded, I didn't even see han's death coming. Pls, spoonfeed me everything

Man, just kill yourself. I'm sure you're the same anon who said "why do people love chewbacca ?"
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>>63900636
Holy fuck fucking Lucas.
He fucking died when the StarKiller destroyed those planets then.
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>>63895389

I really expected Ren to kill Chewy too, it's weird leaving him alive because without Han he's kind of a nothing character.

The only purpose he could have now is to be sacrificed later for another "shock value" death.
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>>63895316
they should have chewie "retire" at the start of episode 8, then suddenly come back shooting and killing Kylo with Hans pistol.

P
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>J.J, why are we filming my scenes first?
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>>63895389
holy shit if they died together that would have been devastating.. to be Abrams is a hack.
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>>63900709
Disney has full rights on the Star Wars IP right ?

They should release a 18+ rated mini-movie of stormtroopers painfully executing Jar Jar for being a republic spy or some bullshit reason

I'm talking dismemberment, being fed his own entrails, etc
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>>63895502

>Wanting Chewie to die

>=(
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>>63896053

He shot like one, maybe two dudes and then ran away like a bitch.

I wanted a full wookie rampage, like tearing apart troopers apart with his bare hands, fimally making good on that threat about ripping a man's arms off.
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>>63901029
>with his bare hands
>not bear hands
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>>63900636

Eh, those are just some random gungans. Not Jar Jar.
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>>63896636

Abrams looks like a huge cunt. Every one defending him is either a newfag or a shill.
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>>63900880
I don't think stormtroopers would care enough, to be honest.
They'd shoot him in the head and move on.
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>>63901284
Doesn't matter, gungans should have been genocided by the empire

>>63901368
I'm not asking for a movie that makes sense, obviously it's be fan service
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>>63900880
>>63901403

That sounds gay, I bet you are a gay kid that masturbates to the idea of cartoon cgi cartoon characters being tortured. You gay, son.
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>>63900662
Anon, please relax.
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>>63901514
>being homophobic

It's 2015 come on
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>>63895316

Han, Leia, and Luke all have to die because their actors are getting old.

Expect Leia to die in the next movie.

Expect Luke to die either in the next movie or the final movie.
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I'm just glad we might get chewie as his own character now instead of han's sidekick.
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>>63901897
Either that OR they manage to survive the rest of the trilogy and then go off into the gay sunset dying of old age.
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>>63897628
wait now that I think about how the fuck did ren get in front of finn/rey in the woods? they had a hell of a head start.
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>>63901965
I know, this completely ruins the poetry of the high ground!
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>>63901965
Force speed
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>>63895316
>>63895388
Salutations, Reddit.
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>>63897030

Yeah dude, Han fucking Solo is a cultural icon.

Good lord where do you people come from
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>>63898812
>>63898917
>More interesting =! Cooler
But yes, better.
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>>63901897

Seeing as TFA is a remake of New Hope, expect the next one to go Empire Strikes back and having a lot of death and betrayal, bad stuff all around.
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>>63902099
Even Ean Sleazebaggano is cooler than Kylo ren
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>episode VIII ending

>heroes in danger
>no one to help
>lando calrissian
>secretly saved han

>flashback scene
>revived han

>implying that wouldn't be GOAT
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>>63901965

How did Finn get Poe's jacket if Poe ejected before the fighter crashed?

Poe's jacket should not be anywhere near the crashed fighter because there should be no logical way for his jacket to come off during an ejection. And even if it did, it would have fallen somewhere between the ejection point and the crash point.
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>>63899527
>mfw

favorite line
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>>63902074
No, Han fucking Solo is not a cultural icon.

Darth Vader is a cultural icon. Han Solo is a memorable character in an even more memorable movie played a very memorable actor

Faggot
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>>63896896

I feel that they should have at least given a funeral scene for Han and the rebels that died in the assault, as well as the BILLIONS who died when their planets were blown up. Han is a very iconic character, so its fairly depressing that he just gets stabbed and that is it.

Instead the focus cuts straight to finding Luke.
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>>63902268
Trillions if those planets were anything like Corucsant

I thought it was pretty brutal how they just kind of brushed over the implications of five entire planets being obliterated. Trillions of people with hopes, dreams, loves, wiped out in an instant.

>wow thats a really big gun lol
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>>63902268
This. They didn't even mention Han after he died. Chewie apparently didn't even make an attempt to find his body. Just a "Welp he's dead."
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>>63902376
and all they needed was a few quick shots of the force sensitive characters in pain from the loss like kenobi in ANH. that is all they would need to make it feel real. Also would have been a good time to show more of the conflict in ren with him not sure how to feel about trillions dead.
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>>63902376
DUDE BIG GUN LMAO
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>>63902376
In ANH everyone talks about it as if it's the most horrible thing that's ever happened (well it kind of is)
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>>63902389
Barely any of what happened after the battle was shown, there was barely any dialogue. Leia felt him die when he did and it was shown, Leia and Rey had that really long hug after while Leia was all sad, I think that was enough and it's safe to assume everyine was pretty torn up about it. How the fuck was Chewie supposed to look for the body? He fell down like a 2000 foot hole itno plasma or some shit and then the planet exploded.
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>>63902254
>describes what an icon is
>isnt an icon
shut up you bait ridden faggot
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>>63895316
why does he take so long to fucking shoot him
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>>63900636
There was like 12 gungans in that shot, and it doesnt even sound like Jarjar.
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>>63896997
>might not make it to the end of this trilogy
jesus man he's 73 not 90
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>>63895316
He'll have to fly solo?
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>>63895316
Pretty sure Wookies live for centuries, so it's not like they were gonna grow old and die together anyway.
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>>63902764
They could've in my mind ;_;
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Heres a question nobodys ever asked before: Whats Chewie going to do next?
I hope next time they come across Darth Patricide he takes at least one limb. Just to pay off that Wookiee rage we've heard so much about. It'd be especially sweet if Rey is told to try and take him alive and Chewie just goes ham on him.
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>>63902531
>describes what an icon is

No, I didn't, you're just mincing at bullshit because you're a fucking retard who can't fucking read
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>>63897628

...I'm sorry, but considering the power of that thing, Kylo should have 2/3rds of his side blown off.
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>>63903382

>muh plot device

This shit should've knocked him on his ass but for some reason he stumbled forward.
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>>63897628
should have done a growling scream and ran on all fours or something more animal like. Would have really set the mood that Chewie is out for blood after Han fucking Solo was just killed in front of his eyes.
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>ran on all fours

what the fuck anon
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>yfw Chewie sacrifices himself to save Kylo, despite hating him, because he's still Han's son.
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>>63903672
would have been better than the leisurely stroll he does after Han's death.
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>>63903714
It's obvious he'll be saving Rey because Rey is the most incredible most important character of this movie
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I feel like Han should have said bye to Chewie. He knew he wasn't coming back once Leia asked him to look for Ben.
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>>63903382
Maybe its power diminishes the further it travels. Someone that's only a few meters away would get knocked back and instantly killed, but someone who is nearly 50 meters out is just badly burned.
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>>63903863
nonsense.
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Chewbacca's little kill rampage and bomb detonation was literally the only emotional scene in the film because it was the only genuine scene in the film. I can't give two shits about Han being killed by his son because there's zero relationship.
>Here audience. This Sith is Han's son. Oh no he kill his own father. Isn't that sad?
No. I don't give a fuck.
>Here audience. A character who has been half of an inseparable pair of characters with a relationship that spans over 30 years and 3 films that you've seen just watched his best and most cherished comrade in all the galaxy die helplessly. Watch his unbridled rage has he murders through several men and detonates half a building. Not because it's an essential part of there plan, but because he's angry and lashing out.
This. This I fucking care about.

The only thing that will convince me to even bother watching the next one is the promise that at some point, Kylo and Chewie will be in the same room together.
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>>63900619
what is the name of their "2 hot unfunny girl" youtube talkshow?

>>63904050
>This Sith is Han's son. Oh no he kill his own father
Han is the one that activated the saber buddy
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Wait. Listen to this.

Anyone found yet how a bald wookie looks like? Full hairless
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>>63904470
>inb4 someone posts FINN
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>>63896710
People actually couldn't figure out it was fucking Ford who wanted out as quickly as possible. Get paid and die like he originally wanted.
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>>63904313
I thought maybe he did but he looked so surprised while he was dying. Or maybe Ford can't act in his old age or maybe I'm autistic and he was just making a weird face while dying.
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>>63896135
Confirmed for soulless ginger
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>>63897030
What do you think a cultural icon is
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>>63897474
>the light from the sun died right before han's death
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>>63895389
Why would they kill Chewie? He can be acted by any tall guy in a suit and in canon wookiees live for 400 years. Never have to get rid of that cashcow main character while the humans are nearing their expiration dates.
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>>63898812
Cunt Dooku was a faget
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>>63896694
>>63896710
>>63896886
>>63898602

Harrison Ford famously wanted his character to die in Empire. I guarantee one of his provisions of joining this movie was that his character has to die. Why do you think he's been so happy doing press with this flick when he is a notoriously awful and curmudgeonly at interviews? Dude doesn't need the cash, clearly hates the attention. Han's death made me sad as hell, but if it was a surprise to any of you that means you're a mild Star Wars fan at best.
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>>63895316
Harrison Ford wanted Han to be killed off so badly that his death was pretty much inevitable.
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>>63905494
I thought he wanted Han to die in RotJ?
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>>63901190
he's a dog, not a bear.
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>>63901403
>Doesn't matter, gungans should have been genocided by the empire

Without gungans there would be no empire, sepnai.
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