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YOUR NEW EMPIRE!?
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YOUR NEW EMPIRE!?
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Sauce on the fucking speech

There has to be a video of it somewhere
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FUCK THE SENATE
FUCK THE REPUBLIC
FUCK THE RESISTANCE
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>>63888760
cam torrent is up
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>>63888734

Who /hux/ here?
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>>63888760
Should I upload it to vid dot me? I do have it off of someone from there but he was banned due to copyright. Or would you prefer I upload to mega?
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This guy smashed his performance and needs a bigger role.
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>>63888760
The speech was fucking amazing, honestly, great actor, can't wait to see more of him and kylo
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8's GET
Traitor lmao XD
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>>63888838
he needed better speechwriters desu

it was a speech directed at the audience instead of the people he was addressing in-universe, which always kind of sucks.
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>>63888734
where did you get this stream of the film? Link me.

Or i derail your thread with Fred Dibnah.
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>>63888824
Pomf.cat
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>>63888961
cam torrent is up on the sites
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>>63888961
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emperor pirk
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>>63888997
like the bay?

>>63889062
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>>63889106
or the kat
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Literally Kaz from TPP
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>>63889141
i dont take drugs thanks.
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Is there an English camrip somewhere?
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>>63888980
Thanks anon. Thats a useful website. The link is a few scenes together. The one you're looking for starts at 0:29.

http://a.pomf.cat/hgbhbz.mp4
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Guy loves his empire and his stormtroopers, its hard to hate tim
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>>63888961
Why are britbongs so pathetically unfunny?

Is it something in the water?
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>>63889210
>appears corrupt
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>>63889241
You think im trying to be funny?

>bong

Go back to your containment board and where every thread is complaining about how inferior you are to black men.
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>>63889210
>cam in american cinema
>applaud at the end of every scene

>cam in Russian cinema
>russians loudly talk shit when something interesting happens

so glad i live in Ireland where everyone eats their popcorn as quietly as possible and only whisper the whole way through. why can't every cinema be like this? i pity all of you.
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I, for one, am glad JJ didn't repeat Lucas' mistake with Tarkin + Maul and kill off an interesting villain in the first outing
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>>63889332
This fucktard again, your paedo friend isn't funny.
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>>63889532
>so glad i live in Ireland
>Ireland

literally the niggers of europe
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>>63889637
I will haunt you to the grave, friend.
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Emelec
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Why does JJ refuse to cast white males in lead protagonist roles but rather casts them in lead antagonist roles instead?
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>>63889532
>so glad i live in Ireland where everyone eats their popcorn as quietly as possible and only whisper the whole way through. why can't every cinema be like this? i pity all of you.
It's just a shame you like going into pubs and shooting people.
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>>63889721
>literally the lowest immigration rate of western europe
>we are somehow niggers
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webm pls, also, it should include the planets blowing up.
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>>63889739
Good, I could use some company.

Btw are camrips up on legit sites yet?
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>>63889162
THE GALAXY CALLS FOR WETWORK, AND WE ANSWER
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>>63889761
>White men just can't get a break in Hollywood
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>>63888734
That nigga's going places
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>>63889532

Talking bollocks mate I am from Ireland as well and people clapped at the end of it
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>>63889929
what part?
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>Movie's been out for almost a week now
>Not a SINGLE FUCKING cam anywhere to be found

Confirmed plebeian shit lel
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the whole scene is up on yt guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_leY_LgOuQ
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>>63889857
What's his name again?
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>>63889969
Disney is fighting with a force of trillion death stars, they literally remove even 0.001 seconds long audio samples and snippets from Instagram.
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>>63888851
I really wonder how General Hux, Phasma, and Kylo Ren all survived. Hux was still hanging out in the base seconds before it exploded, Ren was right on the edge of the abyss and Phasma was stuck in the garbage compactor
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKPkGydfPBc
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>>63890068
DK?
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>>63890068
Audio has really, really bad quality on this one.
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>>63890068
Can I have it anon?
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>>63890116
Snoke was literally providing exposition to Hux about Kylo's training while the base was exploding. the answer is always going to be that the writing was rubbish.
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>>63890116
>I really wonder how General Hux, Phasma, and Kylo Ren all survived. Hux was still hanging out in the base seconds before it exploded, Ren was right on the edge of the abyss and Phasma was stuck in the garbage compactor

YOU WILL FIND OUT IN THE NEXT MARVEL - I MEAN STAR WARS TIE IN FILM EXPLAINING ALL OF THIS
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>>63890068
what site?
>>63889844
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>>63890160
Literally search for the file name on Google.
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>>63889062
So much fucking hate, it was legitimately beautiful.
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>>63888734
First he fucks up Franks band and now hes fucking up the republic? jesus that guy is insufferable.
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Why are people buzzing over this character? His acting was high school drama class overacting tier
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>>63890174
I got it off kat

It appears to have been taken down
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>>63890116
I wondered about that too.

Everyone from Death Star I was canonically dead except Darth Vader who was shown spinning into space before the explosion.
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>>63888734
>>63888852
>>63889062
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, this fucker just made it. Sheev would be proud.
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>>63890301

How to spot a pleb

You know nothing about acting
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I think we all agree that Hux and TR-8R were the best characters in this movie. First Order a best
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>>63890116
Hux had left before then, one of his second in commands said this
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>>63890433

What is it about Traitor that people like so much?

I'm gonna be honest I forgot that he even shouted it. Cool scene though
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>>63888734
That speech did not fit with the rest of the movie at all
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What sites supports webms with audio? Gonna make a few and taking requests and yes this is with good english audio
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>>63890301
Have you ever watched footage a North Korean speaking passionately about their patriotism?

Because that's what Hux's character is, and Gleeson pulled it off.
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>>63890068
Nice hardcoded water mark in the middle of the screen there pal lmao
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>>63890448
Hux is seen running into the hologram room and telling the Supreme Leader that the planet is collapsing, Snoke tells him to retrieve Kylo Ren and return him for the conclusion to his training.

Planet blows up literally like five seconds later
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>>63890558
don't care pal i already gave away my shekels on premiere

i'm just making audibile webms
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>>63890526
>>/wsg/
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https://youtu.be/_4bka9Y2gJ0?t=1295

There you go, entire movie about General Hux. It has his brilliant acting too
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>>63888802
link
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>>63890471
>What is it about Traitor that people like so much?

Because JJ managed to justify a dumb swordfight with a random Stormtrooper through characterization. He recognized Finn and wanted to beat down the traitor in melee combat, so he whipped out his tonfa. It gives even a random stormtrooper depth to justify the fight.

Compare that to the prequels where every fight exists for its own sake, Darth Maul, ostensibly the antagonist of Phantom isn't even a fucking character, and the jedi just cut the robots up like butter
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>>63890471
TR-8R showed more emotion then any of the leads, his lust for revenge and justice is amazing. His character arc is the most interesting in the entire movie. He also single handily beats his former best friend who is wielding the most powerful weapon in the universe with only a baton, and kicks his ass.
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>>63890527
Are you fucking retarded? He doesn't even have slanty eyes.
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>>63890632
sites other than 4chan so i can provide a quick link to the uploaded webm
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>>63890471
Exactly because it was a cool scene, he just whipped out that baton and beat that nigger like some LA cop, it was cool as shit.
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Movie is way too rushed. This guy gets about 13 seconds to make a cool speech. If they had given him a solid minute or two he could have made it even more amazing.
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>>63890672
boba fett is a little girl in comparison to glorious TR-8R
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>>63888852

Look at the effort they went through to make him as white as possible.
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>>63890700
Chuckled. I hate that fucking advert, though.
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>>63890526
If you could be a kind anon and webm the scene where Rey has visions when she picks up Anakin's lightsaber, that would be awesome.
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>>63890905
>Irish
>white
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How based would it be if Hux and Poe square off in the next movie. It would be like a rematch of ex machina.
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>>63888852
Is he as memeworthy as Sheev in motion?
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>>63890928
I never even clocked that they were both in the movie until now.
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any streams of this movie, don't even care if it's shit quality I just want to watch it on my phone I'm bored af
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>>63890682
Ebin post.

>>63890697
You can link from 4chan with >>>/wsg/(Post number) but pomf.cat should work too.
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>>63890911
kek same
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>>63890974
He's as enthusiastic as Sheev but it's actual acting instead of hamming it up as McDiarmid did
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>>63890672
And he was a good friend.
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>>63889969
>almost a week
>2 1/2 days
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>>63891047
>4chan being helpful
You did good anon(s).
Mr. Rogers is proud of you.
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>>63891164
There were english versions of it out with subtitles in some asian countries, like Indonesia. That's where the spoiler videos came from.
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Alright i uploaded the speech

http://webmDOThost/d8f17/
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>>63891278
Thanks f.am.
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>>63891278
thank you based anon
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>>63891431
>>63891383
any other requests
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>>63891482

When Snoke told Ren to kill his father.
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>>63891482
I've heard a lot about the helicopter shot from the ending. Maybe that one? I'm curious if it's really that bad or if it's just /tv/ being autistic again.
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>>63891482

Rey's vision when she touches Luke's lightsaber would definitely be a cool one.
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>>63891482
These anons are right on target
>>63891586
>>63891598
>>63891607
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>>63891482
"FIRE!"
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>>63891482
>>63891598
helicopter shadow visible in the last shot
if it's really in there, they're gonna remove it on the dvd and bluray release
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>>63891598
>be JJ Abrams
>filming Star Wars
>It Ain't Sheev starts playing
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So did they explain where the First Order came from and their relation to the Empire?
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>>63891607
Vision scene

http://webmDOThost/dc1bd/
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>>63891482
Kylo's torture rack Rey scene.

>>63891848
Not in the movie.
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>>63890846
>>63890672
Samefag
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>>63888734
he was channeling his inner Sheev all the way through that speech. Bravo!
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>>63890046
General "Niggers are vile and don't desrve a trial" Hux
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too much nazi.
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>>63891875
>http://webmDOThost/dc1bd/
Thank you based anon. Apparently you can hear Obi-Wan call out to Rey, both Alec Guniess and Mcgregor. I believe I heard Guniess and I think Mcgregor is at the end. Though I didn't hear Yoda.
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>>63891991
>Not in the movie.

They should have just called them the Imperial Remnant, makes much more sense that large parts of the Imperial Military just continued the war.
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>>63888961

cam torrent is up in a dozen different places, has been for hours.
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Luke scene coming up next give me a minute
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>>63891278
damn the video is acceptable for a cam...too bad the audio fucking blows
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Yeah the helicopter shot at the end was a pretty bad choice
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>>63891848
I gotchu f.am
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>>63890905
It's cold outside m8.
They just ate the sun.
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>>63892108
Ok that kind of makes sense. Not too bad anyway.
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>>63891834
This needs to be a /tv/ dubs.
We need to get together, and make a recording of Fortunate Son with Sheev impressions and Sheevified lyrics.
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>>63891482
aye the whole fucking movie
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>>63892108
Nothing about this makes any sense. So the old empire guys just packed up their shit and formed a new empire out of the fucking blue in the middle of nowhere? Were they not being constantly surveilled by the victorious rebel alliance or some shit after the death star was blown up? The fuck?

And what's with the obvious WW1 germany analogy with reparations and shit
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>>63890734
>whipped out that baton and beat that nigger like some LA cop
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>>63892320
DUDE "UNKNOWN" REGIONS LMAO
>throw away the whole extended universe stuff
>reuse exactly the same concepts as EU
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Luke scene

Audio was cut off in the camrip during this part

http://webmDOThost/bcaef/
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>DUDE WE'RE TOTALLY SUPPOSED TO JUST BE SPACE NAZIS LMAO
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TRAITOR scene coming up next if anyone wants
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>>63892546
I love you anon.
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>>63888734
>>63888852
>>63889062

LOOK IM SCREAMING

This scene was awful
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>>63892541
The empire have always been space Nazis, senpai.
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>>63892447
>http://webmDOThost/bcaef/
Looks patrician t.b.h.
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>>63892425

>throw out everything
>reuse what was good about the EU without all the horrible bullshit

i see nothing wrong with this
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>>63892425

>Declare EU non-canon so it does not conflict with the new movies
>Can also use ideas from EU for the new movies since a lot of them were neat
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>>63888760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38onIhCx1bQ
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>>63892447
>http://webmDOThost/bcaef/
I appreciate this anon, but it really sucks that the music is cut off, that makes the scene even better in my opinion. But anyways, did /tv/ like this scene? I was angry at getting cockteased with Luke, just because I wanted more of him, not that the scene was bad.
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Why was the empire "bad" again?
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>>63892541
The Empire has always been space nazis.

>Humans only, fuck alien scum!
>Unless someone we hate comes from your planet then we'll blow you all up filthy scum
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>>63892320
>So the old empire guys just packed up their shit and formed a new empire out of the fucking blue in the middle of nowhere?
I suspect it's supposed to be an allegory to the successor states of Alexander the Great's example. When it collapsed, many states emerged in its place, headed by his former generals.

Would have been interesting to see other remnant entities of the empire fighting with one another for domination.
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>>63892546
GET HYPE
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>>63889532

What part of Ireland are you in? Went to see it in Charlestown cinema and the fuckers clapped at least three times during the movie. Moviegoers tend to be fucking morons and seeing TFA reminded me of that.
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>>63892657
Because of muh feelings and muh aldaraan.

The Empire brought stability and security
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>>63892657
The slavery and blowing up planets thing. Other than that I think it's a solid way to govern thousands of systems.
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>>63892650
I think it was a little pointless. They should have rolled the credits as soon as the Millennium Falcon jumped to hyperspeed, and then had the meeting with Luke in Episode VIII.
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>>63892425
Anon, that's literally why the decanonised the whole EU , so the could scavenge ideas and say that they're original.
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>>63889811

That's how we make it work, by appearing off putting/unnoteworthy, it keeps the bullshit away from us.
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It's fucking Star Wars, see it at a cinema for the first time jesus christ just ask your mom for an early allowance
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>"I refuse to cast white people in good guy leading roles"

What did the eternal JJ mean by this?
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>>63892796
your mom is busy huffing deez nutz while im watching on my computer right now all comfy like
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>>63892657
Because they blew up planets, swept away democracy in the galaxy and for the most part was filled with corrupt officials. And that's not even getting into the religious cult that was in charge of everything.

>>63892720
>Galaxy Pre-Empire
>At peace, no big wars and shit
>The only wars that we saw were caused by the Future Emperor
>Galaxy Post-Empire
>State of Civil War
>Everyone is either living in fear or living in the Glacitc ghetto known as the Outer Rim
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TRAITOR

http://webmDOThost/5e816/
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>>63892742
>so the could scavenge ideas and say that they're original.
And they barely hid it, too.

>Finding a star map, like in Kotor 1
>Wise female force adept, like in Kotor 2
>Han and Leia's son a dark jedi

Those were the ones that really stuck with me, but there are plenty of others.
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>>63892814
But Daisy Ridley is white.
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>>63889784

Im sure bad things never happen in your country :^)
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>>63889761
Harrison Ford got a starring role. If he really hates white males he would have sidelined him. Shit, Harrison didn't want to come back at first.
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>>63892843
>Glacitc ghetto known as the Outer Rim
Assuming that have directly ripped it off from the EU, the Outer Rim is basically an allegory to the Wild West. Not a lot of policing, lots of colonisation and steady development going on, but also a lot of underhandedness afoot.
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>>63892913
Least he finally got his wish of having Han killed off.
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>rpoblem loading page
>problem loading
>problem loading page
>video is corrupt

Shitty uploads
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>>63893064
It's just you, family. Loads just fine for me.
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>>63893107
>server not found
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>>63892847
noice
thank you anon
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>>63890672
>TR-8R

I like where this forced meme is going...
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>>63893138
Takes 2 minutes after i post them to load properly

Blame the site
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>>63890846
Some throwaway stormtrooper isn't going to become a meme. I know Disney shills are desperate to get some "social media buzz" but nobody cares about this dude.
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>>63892913
Harrison Ford is Jewish. He is not a white male.
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>>63891278
link doesn't work

damn disney are fast
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>>63893297
>doesn't like the badass stormtrooper
TRAITOR
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>>63893297
I did, mostly because I was getting dissonance Finn's character+background and it was cathartic to watch him get pummeled.
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>>63893297
baka submit your blaster for inspection desu
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>>63893423
>DOT
>DOT
>DOT
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>>63889532
hahahha white nigger
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>>63890095
im actually afraid to even DDL this.
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>>63893423
you did replace the DOT in the link with a . didn't you anon-kun?
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>>63892108
Calling it the Resistance is a bad idea but this clears up the major problem I had with the film.

I can't get over JJ's want to destroy planets though. I'm certain he initially wanted to destroy Corusca and was told no, hence the invented Hosnian system.
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>>63893515
>I did, mostly because I was getting dissonance Finn's character+background
What?
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>>63891482

But seriously, can you make a webm of this?

>>63891586

He said something about how Ren needed to erase his sentimentality or something like that.
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>>63893607
I accidentaly a word there, but Finn was raised from birth in space North Korea with mind-reading sword wizards purely to be a soldier, yet somehow he managed to develop a normal personality, avoid indoctrination and hide it from everyone.
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>>63888769
Why I love the Empire.
THEY ARE THE TRUE RULERS OF THE GALAXY!
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>>63893297
>Some throwaway stormtrooper

His name is Trayeh-Tore.
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>>63893957
>Finn was raised from birth
It was established that he was taken from his real family when he was a child.
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If you're still taking requests, OP, can we get Kylo stopping Poe's blaster shot?
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>>63891096
McDiarmid acts circles around him when he actually tries. Like the opera scene and the entirety of RotJ
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>>63894281
As a baby, as little amount of time as to make no difference.
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>>63889532
>applaud at the end of every scene
This can't be true
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http://strawpoll.me/6322927
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>>63892121
>tfw eating suns is literally what they did
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>>63890116
snoke told hux to take kylo and gtfo in a starship
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>>63894381
Oh yeah, I know McDiarmid is a good actor, he just clearly knew what kind of movie he was in during Episode III and he hammed it up like crazy

Domnhall Gleeson is actually performing, not just hamming
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>>63894583
Yeah, the Windu fight scene is just pure ham
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>>63889857
Kept you waiting, huh?
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http://strawpoll.me/6322927
http://strawpoll.me/6322927
http://strawpoll.me/6322927
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>>63894222
>Trayeh-Tore

I'm going with TR8-R
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>>63888851
Watch the revenant he's p decent in that.
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>>63893194
I prefer Traitor Trooper
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Can someone explain the political situation in TFA? Was the first order just a tiny group with barely any presence or were they empire sized or somewhere inbetween? Also, what exactly is the relationship between the Resistance and the Republic?
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Who is Snoke?
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>>63895133

Darth Plagieus or however its spelled
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>>63895086
It's explained in >>63892108
I think the novel goes into more depth.
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>>63895133
Holocron of Darth Plagieus.
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>>63890905

well they are on a snow planet
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>>63895086
TFO must be pretty big. I'm not really up to date, but the Empire appears to still be in control of Coruscant, for example.
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>>63894400
I don't think they ever told us how old he was when he was taken. We saw that the first order had a picture of him as a baby on file but they could've gotten that from his family.
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>>63895391
where do you get that idea?
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>First Order coats

bretty nice
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>>63888734
who raised their fist with the troopers at this scene? fuck the rebellion white pride galaxywide
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>>63892108
>Galactic Empire
>controls the entire galaxy
>takes two decades to build the Death Star

>First Order
>controls a handful of systems in the Unknown Regions
>able to convert an entire planet into a massive weapon which can suck up suns and obliterate star systems

JJ Abrams is a subnigger.
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>>63895744
They were designed by hugo boss.
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>>63895827
No, Hugo Bossk.
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>>63892108
>Princess Leia fights her whole life to overthrow a militant aristocratic regime and bring democracy to the galaxy
>When she has it she decides that she doesn't like the speed of democracy and forms her own militant aristocratic regime

Her mother literally gave up being a Queen to represent her people in the senate, she'd probs be ashamed of her daughter baka

Also shouldn't she be a Queen by now? Wouldn't her whole planet dying mean shes Queen of whats left?
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>>63895917

>shes Queen of whats left?

a couple of rocks floating in space?
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>>63895872
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>>63895508
It's more likely they take it themselves then ransack every prospective ST's house for a baby photo.
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>>63895826
Maybe snoke was already building the death star 3.0 for Sheev during OT??
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>>63892425
>Make EU noncanon to eliminate any possible continuity problems going forward
>Using the good ideas that the EU had (remnant Empire, Han and Leia's kid(s) are force users, Luke becomes a jedi master)

Why is this bad.
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>>63889532
>tfw Belfawst
>not a single clap at any point in during the movie
Feels good.
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>>63889532
>Live in Australia
>Lucasfilm logo comes on
>One lone person starts to clap
>"Nah cunt!" immediately yelled by two separate groups of bogans
>Clapping stops
>Complete silence for the rest of the movie
Such is life in the prison colony
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>>63897198
Kind of wish my ancestors were British cut purses now.
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>>63896697
it's the same for Bangor too.
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>>63892629
>Blocked
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>>63897198
i wish i was rich enough to move there
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>>63889963
>they clapped at the end

>... at which part did they clap?

fucking irish, lay off the jameson you sodden cunts
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>>63895133

S N O K E
S H E E V

I bet they're brothers.
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snoke is rey's father
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>>63895133

The new canon novels talked about Post-Endor Empire searching for the "source of the Dark Side" in Deep Space.

I bet that's where they found Snoke.
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>>63895133
Luke using a fake hologram. He turned to the dark side and took Kylo on as his true apprentice after he succeeded in killing the other students.
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>>63897198
I live in Adelaide, and in the theater I was at there were a bunch of fat furry teenagers wearing fake cat ears. I was afraid they were going to spout memes during the movie, but they kept quiet. Plus no clapping, so everything worked out well.
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Hux's actor was excellent and did really well with the speech bit, but he seemed way to young for the role imo.

It's like if grand moff tarkin had a 20 year old play his role
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Hux had a great actor and he did excellent with the speech but, but he was way too young for the role imo

It's like they took grand moff tarkin and replaced him with a 20 year old
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>>63898383
>>63898464
whoops
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>>63898359
man I hope it's something this wacky
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just saw it in a southern US state
no clapping to report
the only theater I've been in where the audience clapped was the dark knight lol
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>tfw watching the movie at local cinema in the whitest country
>han solo appears
>woohh han solo, claps
>R2 appears
>woohh R2-D2, claps
>3PO appears
>woohh C3PO, claps
>some retard whispering to his friend trying to explain things as they happen thinking he's got ultra deep knowledge
>someone's girlfriend who doesn't give a fuck about the movie in her phone the whole time
>some couple kissing in the back
>3/4 of the room claps when the movie ends
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Was the main planet they blew up Coruscant? You figure that whole thing would have been a much bigger deal to everyone in the movie.
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>>63900642
It wasn't Coruscant specifically, but they made it sound like it's the new capital of the Republic.
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>>63900642

no, it was Hosnian Prime and its surrounding moons, the capital planet of the new republic
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>>63900642

Apparently it wasn't:
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hosnian_Prime
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT8j9DxlRyE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GT-7an_0jM
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>>63901658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1IFYrtd5vI
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Can someone upload the Starkiller blowing up the Republic capital scene?
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>>63901658
fuck what game is that?
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>>63891875
Why does the scene with the Knights of Ren look like a future event since the fight in the forest was also seen in the vision?
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>>63902183
sorry m8 you need a 4chan pass to know this game
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>>63892447
it's so obvious she's Luke's daughter
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>>63892847
I fucking love you
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>>63892847
looks cheap as fuck
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>>63890495
Are you actually retarded?
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I fucking loved this scene
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>>63889759

Shut up miller
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>>63890905
I wonder how many white people will feel years from now, after selling out their own race for SJW points during the 2010's
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>>63891278
Got serious Killzone vibes from that
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>>63895826
technology man

Moore's law
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