>See this
What do?
Considering the year ends in 12 days, I'll probably get in, yell some spoilers until they kick me out.
Kill yourself for being a neckbeard interested in comic books
>>63886366
hello reddit
i wouldnt be caught dead near that greasy manbaby den
http://strawpoll.me/6164827
Lads
Since I'm not a manchild, I would walk in and spoil the shit out of it then give the fat fuck behind the counter a Squint Eastwood glare and make him wet himself.
>rest of the year
Even more proof comic shops are losing business. They don't have the balls to ban costumers for life because they can't afford to lose even more money.
>>63886366
Damn. I wish I lived near there so I could take a walk down to that store and with my megaphone shout "Han Solo is murdered by his son Kylo Ren, who was an apprentice of Luke Skywalker"
>>63886366
I would spoil it always because I don't even go to that store regularly.
>>63886528
>no 'for you' option
>banned for the rest of the year
wow, a week
I'm a free citizen, they can't detain me
>>63886579
"We know, we all saw the movie on opening day pathetically dressed as Star Wars characters."
>>63886366
Go there in the dead of night and cover literally the entire surface of the shop's exterior with A4 flyers of that one screenshot and the wordsKylo Ren is Han Solo's son and he kills his own fatherin the Star Wars crawl font.
>>63886366
Start a brawl. Fanboys are fat and weak, so it will be so much fun to give them a beating.
>>63886917
>Get caught by a cop who forces you to correct your spelling errors
>>63887013
The 2nd rule of chan club.
>>63886366
>walk in
>take a huge shit on the counter
>say "whoops!!....Im sorry, can someone clean this up for free"
>>63887163
jesus fucking christ I'm not memeing..
you Are literally reddit
>>63886366
scream the current snap kils doubledork for star wars in the middle of the store, sit out the 10 days left in the year and return with a smirk on my face
>>63886366
>spoil the movie on december 31st
>come back the next day
>>63886579
you so edgy, you must be an adult
>>63886366
Safe spaces are pretty pathetic. I feel like we need to create their antithesis or something. I don't know about you but I'm getting pretty sick of how much of a pussy people are becoming.
>tfw Ameritards actually spoil movies in public
>>63886366
Go in, ask what Star Wars is. Get confused and star talking about defence systems.
>>63887258
>Not memeing
>Referencing the most Reddit meme-tier comedy of all time
Sure thing, cupcake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lru4dJ4J6g
>>63886917
LET'S DO IT
>>63886366
>2015 - 12 days
>Comic Shops
Yeah good luck banning your dwindling customers when digital sales are going up year on year.
>>63887163
OH, GOOOOOD FOR YOU!!!
>>63887116
Ready to lose several teeth, sissy boy?
>>63887881
>Scumbags
What, some corporate merchandising vehicle now has to be treated with a religious degree of reverence? Fuck off.
>>63887881
its just a movie. I spoil movies to people like you just to remind you that you live in a real world where things such as stories do not matter
>>63886366
that's just asking for it
