V > IV > VII > VI > III > I > II
So we're all in agreement, yes?
Nope
I think you forget where you are
>>63882163
Good list but it seems that I'm the only one who thinks ANH is the best.
IV>V>IV>III>VII>I>II
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"
Episode 7 isn't even a Star Wars movies. It is a Marvel flick masquerading as one.
>>63882163
I agree with you anon
My friends are getting butthurt that I don't like Jedi as much as this one. Jedi was shit after they left jabba's palace
Yes this is the objective correct opinion
"ROTS was good" memers need not apply.
>>63882163
> VII above VI
I watched redditlettermedia review too
Why did you think your garbage uneducated ranking needed its own thread you plebeian mongoloid?
>>63879130
If you like this movie you are a shill or you have bad taste.
V > IV > VI > Shit >>>>>>>>>> III > II >>>>>>>>>>>> GETTING FUCKED BY A MILLION SHIT COVERED NIGGER DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH AND ANUS AND DICKHOLE >>>>>>>>> VII = I
>>63882245
Is this pasta?
>>63882163
yes, your and your 3 shitposters friend agree to put VII inside any ranking instead of realizing it's not a SW besides the title. You can stop shitposting now. Have a good day
>>63882300
FUCKING AMEN
>inb4 samefag
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>>63882300
I don't understand how you could hate the movie that much.
>>63882245
formatting your argument and filling it with meme words doesn't make it any less stupid
>>63882163
>Patrician Tier:
Empire, ANH
>Good Tier:
ROTJ, Sith
>Mediocre Tier
TFA
>Bad Tier:
Phantom Menace
>Shit Tier:
Clones
>>63882421
Calling everything you can not argue against a meme isn't going to help your case
>>63882163
V>VI>VII>IV>III>>>>>>>>>II>I
>>63882268
>Jedi was shit after they left jabba's palace
The battle on endor and the throne room were the shit, go fuck yourself autist.
>>63882567
>putting TFA anywhere near OT
>>63882163
VI > V > VII > IV >>>>>> III >> I > II
>>63882232
This
IV > VII > V > VI > III > I > II
>>63882600
>ewoks hitting AT-STs with rocks was the shit
The speeder bikes were pretty rad though desu
V > VI > IV > III > I > II > literal shit > VII
IV > V > VI > I > III > II
Haven't seen the new one.
>>63883134
Or rather, Hayden Christenson Star Wars movies are the worst. They register only as annoying recollections.
No way VII is superior to VI.
VI at the very least offered and emotinal pay off and, despite the fucking ewoks, it ended very well.
VII is a good movie, but that's all it is. We don't know wether these new characters and plot points will end up amounting to anything.
VII > V > VI >>> III > IV >>>> II > I
V = III > IV = II > I = VI = VII
>>63882163
>Star wars
V > IV > VI
>I pretend to be SW
III > I > II
>Not Star Wars
VII the shit awakens
5 > 4 = 6 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 2
Definitive ranking
>>63883787
It's not that if you repeat 100 times TFA was anything better than prequels it becomes true.
It was shit, like II
IV = V > VI > III > VII > I > II
>>63882163
Nah, nothing is better than the 3 original films so ranking ROTJ lower than TFA is poor form. Even if you dislike the Ewok parts (though I personally never understood the hatred for them) there's still many memorable scenes, and the last 20 minutes of the film is some of the best in the entire trilogy. However, I think everyone except contrarians can agree that TFA is better than all the prequels by a decent margin.
>>63882163
>Not having The Dark Knight Rises anywhere on your list
Fucking kill yourself
>>63883919
crymoar, Disney still has your money, and people generally agree it was on par with the originals.
V>III>VI>>IV>>>>I>>>>>II>>>>>>>>>>VII
utter trash.
>>63882163
V > IV = VI > III = VIII > I > II
>>63882447
Put TFA in Good Tier, Phantom Menace in Mediocre tier, and you got the perfect list.
>>63882163
no
5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 7 > 1 > 2
>>63882245
Excellent taste, fellow patrician.
>>63882163
V > IV > VII >>>>>> VI >III >>>>>> II = I
I really liked TFA. I thought ROTJ went downhill after jabbas palace and ewoks are just as bad as jar jar. III wasn't that great but it was the best of the prequels forsure. II and I were fucking horrible.
if you rank 7 higher than 6 then you're out of your fucking mind
ewoks are cancelled out by the first 20 minutes alone. let's not even talk about the incredibly (and really the best overall) emotional lightsaber fight at the end
>>63885979
Fuck, you're me.
>>63882163
excellent b8 m80
nope
disney shills LITERALLY keep reposting this order as if it'll come true. literally the same order and the same sentences
>>63885929
6 before 4 ?
>>63882163
only plebs think VI is better than III
>>63885979
>>63884170
>>63883429
>>63882232
>III being anywhere but in front of I and II
>>63886118
why do people like revenge of the with so much?
>>63885763
>people says it's good so my opinion must be valid!
Hi /v/
>>63886118
The only thing that made III watchable was the battle scenes and Sidious, and it had an alright story. VII was leagues better.
>>63886118
Only underage redditors think 3 is better than 6ROTJ does have a weaker 2nd act though
>>63886229
>getting this buttmad that VII was good and you have a minority opinion
I don't even own a console lol
>>63885886
>III and VI about IV
>>63886381
*above
>>63886306
I know we can greentext each other into oblivion but i'll call it a day for now
Anyhow, i'm not mad. I didn't like it, i'm a bit sad, that's it.
>>63885976
There's nothing really bad about TFA, but it doesn't have any real emotional payoff in my opinion. There's nothing like the confrontation between Obi-Wan and Anakin or the scene in the Emperor's throneroom.
I feel like there are several cool scenes in Phantom Menace, but there are several portions that are not very enjoyable. Perhaps Mediocre would be a better tier for Phantom Menace, but there are enough things that prevent me from looking at the whole as enjoyable.
>>63886015
This. The battle above Endor is also great.
VI was a great movie with 3 or 4 bad things. VII is just mediocre through and through.
>>63886443
I win hahhahaahahahahaahahahaaha
>>63882163
I liked it
V>>>IV>>VII>VI>III>>>>>>>>>>>>II>>>I
>>63886075
At this point, i don't think they're shills anymore.
V>VII>IV>VI>I>III>II
>>63886499
oh I could list all the awesome things about 6 but it would take a long time. either way, 6 felt way more star wars than 7 did. 7 is better than 1, 2 and essentially 3 but it does not beat the classics.
>>63882204
So does Jew Jew Abrams, and it shows.
>>63882163
John Carter was better than TFA
