Geek Bar which prides itself as a safe space for nerds, is now kicking out patrons if they plan to spoil the Force Awakens. The same bar that asked people for $20,000 to keep there doors open are now turning away customers to keep it a star wars spoiler safe space.
Here at Geek Bar we pride ourselves on being a safe and fun environment for women, people of color, gays, and trans. But watch your mouth white boy or you're out the door.
http://chicago.eater.com/2015/12/18/10603506/geek-bar-star-wars-spoilers-kicking-out
>Discuss
So go in with the spoilers screen printed on a hoodie and hat. They can't kick you out then.
>>63881305
>Geek Bar
I bet they sell horrendously overpriced cocktails with "geek reference" names.
>>63881305
What if I have a spoiler tattoo, check mate fags
I have a dream
that one day people will be judged by the color of their skin and not the content of their character
- Martin Hitler King Jr.
>>63881359
Go in dressed as Han Solo with Kylo's saber sticking through him.
>you will be politely asked to leave
Dumbass wimpy nerds can't even make a sign right. How soft do you gotta be that your threat is politeness?
>>63881305
>You will be politely asked to leave
JUST
>>63881305
>Not opening the door and screamingSNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORat the top of your lungs.
baka desu senpai
>>63881305
>Star Wars
>Geeky
It may have been one time but it's now the most normalfag franchise of all time
>>63881372
That's actually exactly what they do. Some are really desperate, like "Ben's Favorite" which is just some blue vodka resembling the drink Obi Wan gets in that bar on Coruscant in Attack of the Clones
>>63881305
>>You will be politely asked to leave
>>63881471
Thanks for the small business idea. Make a killing off all the college kids in my city.
>>63881372
You don't know the half of it, I went twice I hated it both times, They serve hamburgers with popcorn at $14 bucks. Drinks are over priced and pretty shitty. The place is half empty and they close at midnight on friary in Chicago's biggest bar neighborhood. The don't even focus on nerd shit, it's gays, feminism, and trans. Should be called SJW Bar
It's fucking ridiculous how everyone is sperging over Star Wars spoilers like their precious movie should be the exception when every goddamn mayor release ALWAYS gets spoiled
>"okay, sir, you discussed spoilers, so can you please leave?"
>"haha, no."
>"okay..."
>>63881305
>Geek Bar
This justifies 9/11
>>63881467
I'm pretty sure it was a huge sensation when it came out.
>>63881372
>>63881434
>>63881471
>>63881533
Holy Fuck how horrible!
Will mainstream nerd culture get worse from here on or will it fade away at some point in favour of whatever becomes popular next?
>>63881305
>same bar that asked people for $20,000 to keep there doors open
>environment for women, people of color, gays, and trans
This place should be called JUST Bar
>>63881372
I've been to a few of these geek bars and it's always the same, overpriced drinks that are average at best (usually complete shit though) and absolute shit tier food, all forgivable because they give it quirky names like 1up and dragon eggs. I go to them those rare times to basically pay a shitty drinks price to rent board games to see if they're any good.
>>63881715
I think it will fad away but it will be replaced with Trans culture. I want aliens to nuke us so badly.
>>63881715
Geek culture is bad but you dont sjw to become mainstream.
>>63881305
>ask for a long island
>that will be 16$
>>63881777
Why the hell would you go to one?
ya mook
>>63881580
*waves hand*
>You will leave
>yfw
>>63881305
makes sense
>>63881828
There's a bar in my town which caters to underage girls with fake IDs that pulls that kinda shit and literally charges less depending on male/female and attractiveness.
>>63881916
are you smashing them? sounds like a fun place
Spoiling should be punished, I agree 100%. I got spoiled and there's nothing I can do to fix it.
I've waited 30 years for this and someone ruined it for me.
>>63881956
Try too but it's kinda a high roller kinda bar so all the fucking chads in town get first pickings.
It's a fucking meme bar. Of course they do this. Not everything has to be construed as an attack on your point of view.
>>63881305
>a safe and fun environment for women, people of color, gays, and trans.
![Nerd-Hot[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FpOB9ZZ.jpg "Nerd-Hot[1].jpg")
I love The Star Wars I'm such a nerd lol!
>>63881305
>Geek Bar which prides itself as a safe space for nerds,
>>63881454
>Chilean memes
ok
Any Americans here? Shoot this place up please.
>>63881305
>Geek Bar Beta
>Beta
At least they got the name right.
>>63882280
hownew.ru
>>63881305
Also they do ploy night once a month, fucking degenerates
>>63881305
>But watch your mouth white boy or you're out the door.
>white boy
But it has nothing to do with being white at all. Stop victimizing yourself, it's pathetic.
>>63882555
>poly
fucking mentally ill freaks
>>63882626
>safe place for shitskins, the mentally ill and faggots
>>63881972
>Wah I willingly browsed spaces where I knew I would be spoiled, and I was :(
>>63882626
My thoughts exactly.
>>63881533
So it's shit and you hated it and you still went back.
Kill yourself.
ITT: failed business owner yells at other business for having the success he wanted
>>63881305
>watch your mouth white boy or you're out the door.
Make me, lad.
>>63882754
I went on the night that Gorge RR Martian was their for a private event, that was their reason for low staff and no food, I always give a place a second chance, it was not a good idea
>>63881406
this is actually a pretty good idea
>>63882789
>begging for money to stay open
>successful business
>>63882789
He already does, he blamed's the community of their first location for vetoing their zoning.
>>63882814
>we will never get a The Boys movie or series
It depresses me, but after what they've done to Preacher, I don't think I want them touching The Boys.
>>63881372
There's a bar like that I've been to a few times where I live. It's not terrible -- they have dumb novelty cocktails, but the beer is reasonably priced. They've got a lot of video games and card/board games you can play 4free. It's not a terrible place to go with friends.
>>63882918
$14 for a fucking beer
>>63882918
>$14 gimmicky microbrew shit
>>63882918
>geek bar Beta
>gay pride profile picture
its like pottery
>>63883097
I misread and thought they were doing $2 pours, not $2 off
what cunts
>>63882354
the pot calling the kettle Nigger
>>63883194
Welcome to the shit show that is drinking in chicago
>>63881828
That sounds about right for a trendy area of a major city. The shitty dive bar out in the country where I drink charges $10 for one, but you're getting the equivalent of ~5 shots the way they pour.
>>63881715
It's only going to get worse.
Support anime as SJWs cannot change it no matter how hard they try. They can stop it from being exported to western countries, true, but then all you have to do is learn Japanese and they can do fucking nothing to stop you.
>>63881372
Is it at least a barcade? In my city we have a "geek" bar, but they have a bunch of arcade games. The drinks aren't too overpriced either
A drunk aboriginal in my cinema kept yelling out "Han Solo dies! Han Solo dies!"
>>63881539
Seriously. Have people always been so sensitive over spoilers, or is a new thing in the last few years. Like it's a movie, who cares that much?
>>63883521
Thats what you aussies get for allowing subhumans to live
>>63883458
>learn Japanese
>>63881305
> SJW shit
So it's just fake nerd stuff right?
>>63883374
Jesus. Thank god I live in Iowa. $8 for a stronk long island. It numbs the pain of knowing I live in Iowa
>absolutely nothing happened in the film
>Han dying is the only thing
>he's wanted to be killed off for years
>If you were a fan, you'd know this
>>63883476
No but Chicago has like 5 of them
>>63881305
Complaining about spoilers is pretty much as pleb as you can get.
>>63883571
One of the aboriginals literally hauled off and belted the other one in the face about halfway through for some reason. Couldn't hear the entire last half of the movie because the punched one kept crying and blabbering about his "dog mate".
>>63881305
>geek bar
>>63883097
>>63883194
>>63883224
That's the price of Muh Safespace, also some people gave them $300 on go fund me, and that's their thanks
>>63883746
I went to a barcade near my house a few months back.
So many fucking normalfags it's unbearable. Though, a couple girls did touch my shoulder and their legs rubbed up against mine, so I guess it isn't all bad.
What kind of self-proclaimed geek hasn't seen TFA by now? And even if they haven't seen it, do they really expect to go to a geek bar and not overhear people talking about it?
It'd be like a sports bar banning spoilers about who won the Super Bowl.
>whining about a nerd bar doing SJW shit
Nerds, fatties, dykes, wiccans, etc all overlap heavily because they all feed off of/enable each other. Don't be too surprised that the fat bitch playing Dominion at a bar is also a lesbian.
>going to an sjw bar
not even once
>>63881715
Its going to get worse until this whole poptimism fad dies down.
>>63882555
>Geek/Nerd culture is also not becoming PC culture
>>63882918
>Geek bar beta
At least they know their customers
>>63883458
>support anime
>an abomination cartoon style created by the jews to poison the whites
>supporting the destruction of your own race
>>63881305
>Be at "Geek Bar"
>Cannot talk about the hot new geek thing
What
>>63883816
its funny, because if you're /fit/ and you go with some friends, you attract all the grils and any guy can't mess with you since they're either very fat or a twig
>>63883458
>Support anime
>>63884111
Seems like you're on the wrong site, stormfag.
This is encroaching on cult like behaviour now.
It's a fucking space movie with pew pew guns fucking hell you queers.
>>63884111
>>63884195
>tfw manlet
>tfw I'll never marry and reproduce anyways
>>63884199
I think you're in the wrong board swine
>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/jp/
learn your place filth
>>63884199
just stand outside and yell spoilers at everyone entering the place
>>63884303
>>63884270
This is why you /pol/acks are hated. Fuck back off to your containment board
>>63883662
It's normie-tier as fuck but long islands at Applebee's late at night are cheap as fuck tbqh midwestern family
>>63884365
I already linked to your containment boards faggot
you belong there and your shit taste
cry more and hug your toys
>>63884365
>>63884365
>only /pol/ is anti-jap cartoons
lol what a fucking loser you are. Back to your weaboo board you cancer.
>>63884235
I know plenty of manlets that are married with children. Granted their wives are either fat and/or ugly but it's still possible to get laid and reproduce anon.
>>63884429
Like Obummer would ever do something that based
>>63884420
>>63884427
>>63884429
>4chan
>hates anime
Outsiders pls
>>63884365
>containment board
>e-e-everyone hates you
>>63884532
>Obummer
Wew grandpa, don't cut yourself on all those chain emails you send
>>63884573
>jerking off to drawn jap cartoons
Print out a shirt that has spoilers on it (or just use that picture...you know the one)
Therefore you're not discussing spoilers, and if someone tries to call out out on your shirt, point out they are discussing spoilers and should be kicked out
>>63884573
you anime pigs are just too much.
>>63884573
>>63881305
What is there to spoil? Han dies? Killing off a major character becomes public knowledge through internet osmosis very quickly.
The biggest spoiler you could say is "Hey remember New Hope? It's that movie again" and you could then navigate the plot in your head and be totally right
EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN!
>>63884432
But forcing myself into an unhappy life with a fat/ugly wife is also what the Jews want as that leads me to living a life solely for monetary purposes.
>>63881305
>ask to open a tab
> order a lot of drinks
>when I'm ready to go start talking about star wars
>staff will ask me to leave
>leave without paying for drinks and loudly repeating " kylo kills han"
There's a difference between having a private conversation with your friends and having some nosy motherfucker get offended because he was dropping in a conversation he was not part of and just yelling spoilers for everyone to hear. Fucking millenials
>>63884427
>liking anime is now Reddit
Where did it all go so wrong...
>>63884826
>that leads me to living a life solely for monetary purposes.
You'll do that regardless. The Jews have us cornered no matter what. Just find somewhere to stick your dick in and accept your fate.
>>63884835
>Fucking millenials
>Yfw you're probably a millennial also if you were born in the 80s
>>63884914
But that doesn't sound enjoyable. I'd rather jerk off to anime girls that I've pirated.
>>63884883
4chan hated Anime when they made separated boards, just because you were here for a couple of months doesn't automatically mean you know the past, you don't faggot millennial
>>63884960
>I'd rather jerk off to anime girls that I've pirated.
Nevermind, please, never reproduce.
>>63884807
>implying this trilogy isn't them just cannibalizing the shredded corpse of KotOR
>>63885022
I don't even jerk it to anime girls, actually. Something about them can never get me off, oddly enough. It's just funny how easily triggered you get by the idea of someone not following the Jewish rules set in place in modern society where the male must marry and reproduce and then work themselves to death providing for their family.
>>63885124
>these are Jewish rules and not basic human nature
Good thing you're never reproducing
>>63885124
>jewish rules
its called life you beta fag
>>63885124
>>63881715
Islamic culture is next.
>>63885124
That's a funny way to day you've never spoken to a female that's not related to you
>>63881305
Here is a pic of the restrooms. Never again senpai
>>63884835
No place like that would let you open a tab without getting your CC information.
>>63885553
I'm not a virgin, senpai. But that's okay, keep virgin-shaming me. Gotta love how you guys say that watching anime supports the Jews. Nah. Jews get no money from NEETs that watch anime. They want you to marry so that you can have a family and spend more money.
>>63881305
>But watch your mouth white boy or you're out the door.
>white boy
I don't get it.Do you believe that only white boys spoiler,that only white boys have seen it or that they don't care if anyone else spoils it?
Is this the elusive humour of the chans?
>>63881305
>go to somewhere called fucking 'geek bar'
>didn't camp out for a week to see the film first
yeah sure.....
>>63885717
>They want you to marry so that you can have a family and spend more money.
>>63881985
>so all the fucking chads in town get first pickings.
You sound so pathetic.
>>63885538
>micheal moore
Why does he still exist?
He's a horrible smelly person.
>mfw someone sits outside the place and yells spoilers to everyone going in
>mfw they can't do shit to stop that from happening
>>63885647
Use a prepaid card, they won't be able to tell
>>63885558
I don't get it
I changed my Steam handle to major plot spoilers so every time I've entered a game I've ruined this shit movie for any people that hadn't seen it yet.
>>63881406
I wanna see someone do that.
>>63885766
The idea is that SJW's are allowed to break all moral, ethical, and legal laws in the name of muh equality. But white guys take the blame for being part of the evil man.
>>63885558
That's not even well done. It looks like something they printed off of MS paint.
>>63886059
There is piss trapped behind the sticker
Why? Everyone's already seen it or had it spoiled. Even complete normies at my work were talking about it.
>Thread starts with adults mocking a terrible bar
>Autists from /pol/ come and spew their autism about anime into the thread
Television & Film
>>63886403
yeah i thought this thread could have been fun but /pol/ really does ruin everything
>being attracted to 3D
What the fuck is wrong with you people
>>63886552
>>63883570
Nobody got this mad over Breaking Bad spoilers, it's a very new thing
>#NoSpoilers
Why the need for a hashtag? If you're trying to avoid spoilers, why would you be looking at tweets tagged with #NoSpoilers? What the fuck.
>>63881305
> Geek bar
> Throws you out for screamingKYLO IS HAN'S SONandKYLO KILLS HIS DAD
Top kek, right here
>>63886403
>>63886507
I haven't read the thread but you two should kill yourselves you fat weeaboo autists
>Geek Bar
HAHAHA!
FAGGOTS!
>>63886507
Not politically correct for you, reddit?
I've been giving out Christmas cards with it written down inside and letters with formal letterheads talking about legal nonsense then half way down it has the spoiler
>>63887023
>>63887084
they're just boring.
>>63885538
>We are all Muslim
You don't speak for me you fat fucking kike.
DEUS VULT!
>land of the free
I thought the US was the best country in the world, kek
>>63887084
>>63887023
unfiltered autism
>>63881305
>Go with party of well-adjusted, normal-looking friends
>Order two or three rounds of drinks
>Pay by cheque
>Sign chequeKylo kills Han
Who the fuck makes a 'Geek Bar', a place for 'geeks' to talk about 'geek' stuff and ban talking about the new Star Wars movie, the most stereotypical 'geek' thing ever that everyone there will want to talk about? And who the fuck goes to a Geek Bar where they know people are going to be talking about the new Star Wars movie, without seeing it yourself first?
Basically, it's nobodies responsibility other than their own to avoid spoilers, and everyone should stop being such a whiny bitch about it.
>>63886403
>blaming /pol/ for everything
almost as bad as blaming da jews for everything too
Spoiling Star Wars wouldn't be so appealing if people would stop hyping it up as the greatest thing ever and calmed the fuck down over it. Everywhere I see absolutely everyone hyping up this movie, and its always "10/10 greatest thing ever". The people who are responsible for marketing this series over the years deserve a medal, because they have managed to manipulate everyone into doing the job for them.
I also have to wonder why they get so worked up over this stuff when The Force Awakens has the most predictable plot ever.
>>63881434
Exactly.
>go in
>spoil
>asked to leave politely
>decline request
>>63887719
People complaining about spoilers is the reason most people are spoiling it.
>>63881434
>>63887806
>implying a bar wont have a bouncer
you dumb asses think it will just be some nerd dont you?
>>63887960
>Geekbar
>A roid head bouncer
Unlikely
>>63887960
You think they'd have the balls to talk to a bouncer? Even if it was just to offer them a job?
>>63888006
>>63888068
Are you two seriously this retarded? You think the guy ordering liquor is some huge beta too?
>>63888006
Bouncers aren't always employed by the bar itself, a lot of bouncers are employed by an independant security firm who are paid by the bar for their services. They work in bars all over the city, not just that one.
>>63881372
and it's only appealing to "~*~*nErDs*~*~" who are actually fair weather wannabe hipster douchebags who watch game of thrones on netflix and tweet bad puns for max nerd cred
and it's a "safe space" for feminism. so its pure, concentrated cancer that is destroying nerd culture
>>63885538
>"we are all human regardless of color, gender, etc"
way to deny the lived experiences of oppressed minorities you entitled pissbaby
