>aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
It's funny because Leia is 5'1".
What happened to your accent? You were British an hour ago, now you're from Ohio?
>>63872923
damn, I always thought that she was a woman
>5'9
I'm basically at the height where movie characters are jokes due to their lower then normal height.
>>63872923
She's not a Stormtrooper.
>>63873124
my wife's son is that height and it doesn't bother me
>>63872889
But I'm 6'1"
>>63872889
FOR YOU TRAITOR
>>63873170
WAS BEING THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE A PART OF YOUR PLAN?!?!?
Aren't you a little black for a storm trooper?
>>63872975
>What happened to your accent? You were British an hour ago, now you're from Ohio?
This is kind of weird. She did this atrocious fake-English accent for the first 10 minutes of the movie, then gave up and went back to normal starting with the rescue scene. Why?
>>63872923
Protip: women being short doesn't mean it's ok to be a manlet
>>63873290
Women are not good actors or good at anything else really.
>>63873290
She was pretending to be all royal and noble because she was rubbing shoulders with Imperial elite. There's no need to try to impress a farm boy and a smuggler scum because it would be wasted on them.
>>63872923
womanlets
when will they learn
SOME OF US LOOK LIKE THIS
when will they learn?
>>63873161
is this a dense meme or a genuine post
STOP BODY-SHAMING ME, YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRAT!
>>63873412
LEARN WHAT???
I'M FUCKING 5'4 AND I GOTTA LEARN WHAT GAYBOY?
>>63873412
>>63873564
nice samefagging
>>63873170
>>63873124
Luke's height is different from Mark Hammill's height. Luke is supposed to be 5'6"
>>63873161
is he also black ?
>>63873670
Hamill once said he's "5'8" in his heels"
that's 5'6", maybe 5'7"
>>63873161
how big is his bmc (big mulatto cock) tho?
>>63873711
Oh I thought Mark was like 5'9" or 5'10". Well whatever then.
>>63872889
So was this not bigger Luke then?
>>63873225
OF COURSH
The Star Wars porn parody is GOAT
Especially this scene
It's the only scene I've seen
I cum before I can go any farther
>>63872889
You have big hair buns
