I took my 7 year old son yesterday to see the force awakens and he said his favorite character was Rey.
does my son have bad taste?
will he grow up to be a pleb?
>>63870607
Yes
Your son has good taste in waifus.
He'll grow up to be a fine neetbeard.
I refuse to believe anyone on this site has children, it's just too depressing to think about.
>>63870607
Was it your son, or just your wife's?
>>63870665
I'm currently rocking mine to sleep whilst I read your whining.
Kids aren't depressing, people who moan about people with kids are.
>>63870705
I think he meant it's depressing that you're still on 4chan.
>>63870705
You don't understand. Kids are great, it's just depressing that people on this site are actually parents who are in charge of someone upbringing.
>>63870724
I think he meant someone as autistic as 4chan anon reproduced and added another retard to the world.
>>63870724
tell me another anonymous imageboard where i can talk shit. What im supposed to do in interent? go to reddit? Are you saying that internet is only for kids?
t.different guy
>>63870643
Kek
>>63870742
>>63870724
>having kids bans you from going on 4chan.
I could understand if it was /b/ and we were discussing traps, but /tv/ is hardly the worst place in the world.
he probably just wants to stick his dick in her
I want to fuck Rey so much
There is something about her cheeks around the corners of her mouth that makes them stand out a bit, as if she was hiding two small marshmallows in her cheek pockets
I find it hot
>>63870820
>/tv/ is hardly the worst place in the world.
It's literally /pol2/
>>63870896
Don't mean to interject on your little conversation here, but I would imagine being a parent who goes on 4chan would be a double edged sword more so than anything. You're definitely more worldly and have a potentially greater depth of knowledge, then again you could also be warped by the attitudes and mentality of other users and board cultures you encounter. However, if the parent is nurturing, kind, respectful, and keeps their power level in check I don't see the problem.
I was about his age when I saw AoTC and RoTS and I fucking loved Padme.
You want to take a fucking guess why?
He's just a boy.
You should be happy he isn't a fag.
>>63870607
Pics?
>>63870607
>my 7 year old son
You're supposed to say "your wife's son".
>>63870968
Padme is a goddess
>>63870968
But Portman's actually good looking.
Though I guess Rey is the only woman of fertile age in the film (we never see Lady Brienne's face)
>>63870925
You are too good for this place anon.
>>63871031
Rey is oddly attractive too
I would definitely release my powerful semen inside of her cunt
>>63871057
she does look like she has an extra midichlorian
>>63871004
Webm related.
>>63871031
Yeah but if you're a young boy you're going to be attracted the prettiest girl in the movie.
As crappy as it is, that's Rey.
post pics of your son
>>63870787
>Are you saying that internet is only for kids?
No but most of 4chan is.
>>63871167
Fuck off
>>63871162
>she can't run any further because the green screen ends
>>63870607
He will find Rey's appearance and lifestyle more attractive than that of a man's. In his adult years he will transition into the female form through various surgeries and augmentations. He/she will then release a series of adult films I will fap to...
My dad took me to see star wars, he was a good friend.. ~ Your future transsexual son/daughter
>>63870787
>What im supposed to do in interent?
The fact that you need to ask that question and claim that you have a Kid is the worst part and more than enough to answer. Intending i would believe that " Kid and movie " story.
>>63870607
and they say that /tv/ isn't reddit
>>63870607
No, he has good taste in waifus.All the characters were good, even Boyega.
>>63871162
she looks like a gorgeous princess who hould stay at home, not like a warrior.
Rey looks like a pretty peasant girl. And she is a warrior.
>>63871391
And yet, Padme kicked ass without being a Mary Sue.
>>63871391
>Rey looks like a pretty peasant girl
This. This is why Rey is so attractive. She looks pretty but approachable.
>>63871417
Oh wow. Is this what it's come to? Padme was one of the worst characters in the PT. Hershlag was phoning it hard.
>>63871428
That chav accent kills it for me.
>Youh Han Solow, cahpten uv tha mileniam fulcun
>>63870607
I don't believe you have a son, enjoy your hand
>>63871462
>>63871467
I watched the movie in my country's dub and she had a very qt voice, probably for the better
>>63870607
You really should have taken him to Roadchip instead you know.
I want to spoil Rey! I want to treat Rey like a princess! I love Rey!
>>63871543
He probably doesn't hate his kid.
No. TFA is a children movie and it's quite normal for a kid to like the overpowered characters
>>63871162
>that CGI
JUST
>>63870607
Cute muscle head jedi girl is cute. /tv/ is just (probably rightly) trying to throw her under the bus before the cancerous side of the Internet tries to corrupt her for their agenda.
>>63871509
>watching dubs
Holy shit that's maximus plebeium
>>63871623
>le Rey is me
>le Kylo Ren is le patriarchy
It's already happening.
>>63871630
sometimes there's no choice, it's either that or wait 4 months for the blu ray rip
>>63871705
If I were you I'd be praying for the sweet release of death... or saving up money to move to civilized Europe
>>63870643
this tbqhwy
no but he'll start fapping much earlier than you did
Rey was alright. A little too perfect at everything but I get the feeling they're setting her up for a big fall in the second one. Possibly a twist on who her father is.She is a rejected female clone of Palpatine X-23 style
nobody would question her mary sueness if she was a white male.
/tv/ would be jumping up and down in joy because star wars finally got a hero who isn't an angsty little twit and who just wrecks shit up and doesn't afraid of anything
>>63872286
Not OP, but I started fapping at 11 years old.
I really liked Rey but it's a no win situation for her you have the retards here hating her becuz lol a girl and then you have the muh agenda retards that are just gonna ride this till the wheels fall off
>>63871780
mfw in germany or spain its nearly impossible to watch movies without dubbing outside big cities
>>63871417
>>63872555
What's a mary sue?
>>63872963
A Mary Sue is a female character who can do something because she fucking can with no explanation because fuck you she has a vagina.
>>63873127
its the first movie, i'm sure more will be explained in the next 2 movies
>>63872555
Rey can literally replace half the cast of the movie with her magical skills. In fact the entire movie could have just been her alone destroying the even bigger Death Star with very slight edits. That was a little over the top even for Star Wars.
>>63873194
Doesn't matter.
Every Star Wars movie up until this point has been self contained.
They solve the problems they bring up.
>That's a story for another time
Oh really? Fuck you, movie.
>>63873234
I'm tempted to make a "Rey Edition" with her being made into the only character in the movie.
>>63872555
You're right. He'd be a Gary/Marty Stu.
>>63870607
no just a faggot.
>yfw Rey gets blacked by Finn
>>63870607
He will grow up to be a she
>>63870705
Reproduction is cruelty. You're a terrible person.
>>63870607
He will become a tranny
>>63870820
This board is known as the pedo board you pedo
>>63873856
Nothing wrong with that
>>63871630
Watch these dubs m80
What is his opinion of finn then? How will he react to rey getting blacked in episode 8?
It is crazy how early kids will get cucked nowadays.
>>63870607
Kids will love overpowered character. Plus she must be a pretty attractive waifu material to him. I'd say your son is just a normal boy. Hell my fav was anakin when I was little because he was op and edgy. I can see why the op edgy AND sexy lady is his fav today.
Still a shit mary sue tho.
>>63870643
This.
Show your son pictures of KStew's feet to see if he has true Patrician taste
>>63872555
That was being said about Luke for a while. But it turns out hes not such a Mary Sue.
>>63872555
Yeah, because that argument was never brought up about Eragon or things like that...
>>63874024
Why there is print of high socks
>>63872555
Yeah you never hear the same shit about male characters.
Nobody ever called luke a mary stu
>>63874107
>blows up the death star his first time flying an X-wing
>learns the mind trick on his own
>defeats Vader with almost no training
Yeah, Luke's kind of a Mary Sue.
>>63874271
>defeats vader with almost no training
He got years between empire and return
The fuck are you talking about. He gets thrown around with ease by a cripple for the first two movies.
Meanwhile Rey beats the autist without MAYBE ever having touched a lightsaber.
>>63874358
Literally only a year later.
>>63870875
kek
>>63873740
They're just friends, anon. Phasma, on the other hand, might have a blacking in her future.
>>63875753
That denial.
No way in hell Rey is not going to get blacked.
This is more or less an exhaustive list of patrician waifus.
>Kristen Stewart
If your sons waifu is not on the list, he might be a pleb.
>>63870607
THE OFFICIAL PARENTING WORRY GUIDE FOR YOUR SON'S TASTES:
>If his favorite character was Rey
Don't worry, she's essentially great at everything and really pretty, your son is normal, average.
>If his favorite character is Poe
Congratulate yourself on good parenting, your son admires the greatest pilot in the galaxy who's loyal, nice to everyone and a leader. Keep it up and he can grow to be a bro-tier productive member of society.
>If his favorite character is Finn
Worry, his favorite character is the bumbling sweaty buffoon. He can grow up to be productive and functional, but can essentially be a beta that always works for someone else.
>If his favorite character is BB8
He's like, 4, why the fuck are you even bringing him to Star Wars.
>if his favorite character is Maz
SOUND THE ALARMS, HE'S FUCKING AUTISTIC
It just means he's 7 and doesn't understand things the way we do yet.
He probably just sees a pretty face and a kind heart.
>>63870607
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree you pleb
>>63870850
Are you saying male are incapable of liking female characters beyond their sexual attractiveness? Sexist.
>>63876316
This tbqh.
>>63870607
no, your son is a healthy straight normal functiontioning child.
this is his fisher (or Portman). congrats anon, you have a non mentally health challenged awesome child.
>>63875799
INTERSPECIES LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP
>tfw my daughters favourite character was Carrie Fisher
Does anybody remember that scene where Rey found the script inside that small wooden chest?
>>63870607
Your son is 7 years old.
Take him to see quality movies when he's at/over 12. He'll have time to develop a healthy cynicism then.
Until then, let him enjoy the pretty pictures and cool music.
>>63870607
I really liked Rey in the opening moments of her introduction.
Seeing her scavenge that crashed space ship and putting her life in the line only for half a day's worth of good for all of those parts made my heart ache. Then seeing her go home and eat a fucking loaf of bread for the day made me feel like shit for her. The part where she climbs out of the AT-AT and puts on the helmet pretending to be a pilot made we want to hug her.
The entire introduction was very poignant and very well done, easily the best part of her character.Then she turns into a mary sue and it all went downhill
>>63878551
Well said.
>>63870607
I feel sorry for your son. His dad shitposts on /tv/, a top 5 worst board on 4chan.
>>63871162
>>63871004
>>63870968
Imagine the convo between Lucas and Portman when he tells her to act in a space war wearing that
>>63874220
>sock marks
>not ropes
Oh, how innocent you are
>>63873740
(Le)iterally this
Boyega's gonna give Rey a deep dicking. I am looking forward to the reaction of this board's degenerate small dicked white cucks
>>63878551
I didn't even hate the movie like all these keks but I 100% agree about this
She started off so cool and interesting, but there's just no way she could accidentally pilot the falcon that well or accidentally sword fight that well. Plus she won't shut up with all her fangirling and it's obnoxious.
>14 parsecs lol
I wanted to punch Jew Jew Abrams.
Black stormtrooperman is a based T R A I T O R and Poe is a large-dicked god. Even Kylo is cool, with his freaky powerful force magic and scary weirdness.
>>63879157
>act.
I doubt it.
