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>/tv/ tells you a movie is good
>it's actually a big piece of shit

Is Dennis Villeneuve the biggest pleb bait since prime Nolan?
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He's pretty shit. Enemy is probably his best film and that's a 7.5/10 if we're being generous. Sicario and Prisoners both went to shit in the end and I doubt people would care about Incendies if it wasn't a foreign language film.
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>>63870135
I watched Enemy. Got bored within 10 minutes and dropped it
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>>63869901
What was so bad about it? I thought it was pretty good
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>>63869901
/tv/ was always divided in this one
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>>63870276
you don't start threads on /tv/ by saying something is good
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>>63870204
Of course you did
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>>63869901
>>63870204
TELL US YOU'RE FAVOURITE FILMS SO WE CAN SHIT ON THEM. IF YOU ARE TOO AFRAID TO TELL US THEN YOU'RE A PLEB FAGGOT AND SHOULD STOP POSTING ON MY /TV/
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>>63869901

>look at me and my contrarian blanket statements with zero credibility and greentext in the vernacular of a 12 year old

>my opinions are truly ebin!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>63869901
no but seriously if you didnt like this film you have the taste of a 13 year old girl. it was one of the best films of this decade without a question of a doubt
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>>63870415
But you are the 12 year old. You and other invading redditors that like Deakins' tired lifeless cinematography and hamfisted """""dark"""""" overdone plots and themes Villeneuve feeds your shit taste with..

This is a definition of an entry level IMDb-core shit and you should be ashamed of liking it
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The vast majority of the people here who didn't like are smelly beaner shitskins
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>>63870135
>Enemy is good because it's obtuse meme
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>>63870482
t. Dirty Sanchez
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>>63870525
upvoted
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I've seen it yesterday, I thought it was a decent flick, nothing more.

There were a few well constructed scenes. Overall it was competent but dull. It's above Nolan's level though.
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>>63870382
Star Wars TFA,4,5,6
Fast & Furious
Transformers
Django Unchained
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>>63870623
you forgot Furry Road
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>>63870623

Patrician taste I see
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>>63870489

I don't particularly like it but its still his best film. For whatever reason, all his films fall apart in the 3rd act, but at least the end to Enemy was better than the old lady explaining her evil plan to Hugh Jackman in Prisoners or Del Toro becoming a master spy in Sicario.
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>>63870321
you did as well
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Operator as fuck
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>>63870916
What did you like about the first hour and a half?

Emily Blunt doing her best "disturbed" face?
The mean fucked up corrupt authority plotline No. 345345089?
Wide-angle master shots with no rhyme or reason for them?
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>>63871094
Do you feel accepted on an anonymous image board now?
Do you feel like you fit in by being a shitlord?
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>>63871133
Nice argument, plebshit
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>>63871094

I only really liked the first half hour really, it peaked with the build up and shootout in the traffic jam. Same with Prisoners, only liked the first act.
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>>63871157
Epic m8, you are a cool dude. Anonymous now accepts you and thinks you are one of us. You may now feel like you fit in on an anonymous image board, you are one of us.
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>I only like the the bang bang and boomy parts
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>>63871196
There's no need to further concede after getting sore-assed my friend
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>>63871265
Epic.
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>>63871284
:^)
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>>63871228
>I like the parts where nothing happens
>I'm still in my nihilist phase
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>>63871328
Here is ur reply m80.
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>>63871351
Stay a philistine
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>>63871169
I agree with this. Emily Blunt's character is too pathetic to care about the rest of the movie. If she left at any point, the CIA wouldn't have had a joint task force and couldn't operate in Arizona.
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>>63870623

Amazing taste. I love all those movies.
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>>63870483
>zitfaced pinkdick badass here
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>>63870299
>was always
>always
i'ts out like 2 days
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just forced myself through it. del toro was the only good thing about this movie, and he's a cliched "muh revenge" character
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Get fucked, this was one of the better movies of 2015.
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>female lead
D R O P P E D
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>>63871739
You mean the torrent has been out for 2 days? The movie's been out for months.
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>all these reviews praising Blunt's performance
is this a fucking joke?
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lets all be honest here. the overall plot is ridiculous and unbelievable. CIA sets loose a badass colombian killer that easily finds the head narco after 15 minutes? silly.
the overall depressing mood and violence it shows about the drug situation in america and mexico makes it worth it though.
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>>63871866
Did you browse Reddit while watching this movie or are you just a Down's Syndrome retard?
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>>63871784
She's also not competent at 95% of anything she does.
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>>63871982
oh im sorry i forgot youre only allowed to post memes on 4chan, cockgobbler.
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it wouldn't be a full reddit flick if it didn't have some hack racial subtext as well

>le black man and white womyn want to make things right
>evil burly white men wont allow it
>the poor spics learned from them
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Why can't you guys watch movies in theaters like regular people?
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>>63872133
Because faggots like >>63871982 are afraid of not fitting in the secret internet hackers 4chan club.
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In that scene where the guy brings the water jug into the room did he rape the guy?
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>>63872133

Honestly I hadn't heard of this film until a week ago and I thought it was a TV series until I looked it up. I never go to the cinema because it's inconvenient and expensive.
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>>63872133
oh who wouldn't want to be here regular?
having gf and going to theatres etc


but then again. regular, as to consume every shit they want us to buy? not owning the movie on a media but only licensing it?
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>>63869901

No, but this post is.
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>>63872436
aalso it would've been a thrown out money. it isnt as great movie as i thought it would be
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>>63872389
i thought he was just showing dominance before hitting him a bit
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why didn't they just use a chopper to fly the hitman to mexico?
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>>63872558
helicopters dont work that way, faggot
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>>63872527
Yeah but I heard like a belt buckle or something so I got kinda confused
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>>63870462
I didn't like this film, just because you think Emily Blunt is good when she's shit is because you judge with your dick. The film was boring as fuck, oh the plight of the fucking Mexicans. Load of wank
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>>63872786
just because you don't like Mexicans doesn't mean it's not good, puto
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>>63872912
I LIKE Mexican's, the film makes me wanna be angry at Mexican people. If its purpose was to do the opposite it failed miserably. Oh yea fuck Emily Blunt :)
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>>63870610
I agree with this.
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