lets be honest here, if we were in the star wars universe half the people on here would be exactly like this guy
Huh no. I love my father even if he's far from perfect.
>>63869251
Kylo is /r9k/, Hux is /pol/, Poe is /sp/, Finn is /co/, Rey is /fit/. Luke, Leia, and Han are /b/tards banging on about being oldfags.
>>63869251
Nah, I'd be spending all my time fapping to holovids of alien qts
>>63869429
Snoke is /tv/, because he wants to be like Sheev and has a hologram that makes him look like a big guy
>>63869429
This post is worth, 60 portions.
I would learn force mind trick just to make women be my girlfriend
>>63869251
minus the saber, the powers and the height
the rest checks out
>>63869429
>rey is /fit
but she's not a white muscular homosexual male
>>63869251
>le 9gag
>>63869586
>not knowing there are grills on /fit/
>>63869251
The other half would be like Porkins
>>63869251
he doesnt look anything like han solo, how is he supposed to be his son?
>>63869586
>/fit/
>muscular
>>63869509
Underrated
>>63869677
Han was cucked.
Except fat and with no force powers, you mean?
>>63869677
It's his wife's son, not his
>>63869251
At least my face would be symmetrical.
Yes. Doesn't mean it would make a good character, or a good movie.
It's like if in TDKR, one of the faux Batmen was the main villain or something.
>>63869251
>if we were in the star wars universe half the people like this would be dead
>>63869677
Not every kid looks like their parents. I look just like my greatgrandfather, as an example. I don't look anything like my granddad, dad or mom.
>>63869665
>mfw they had another fat pilot in TFA
>>63869251
I'd like to think that even here most people are better than that. Am I fooling myself?
>>63869616
this is my jam
>>63869429
does that imply /k/ is as useless as Phasma or is Traitor Trooper /k/
>>63869251
except everybody would have lost their midichlorians due to extensive fapping
>>63870032
You could probably keep them strong by using the force to fap.
>>63869251
My dad's dead and I never got to know him so I guess I'd be the nigger?
>>63869509
4U :D
