>And... CUT!
>>63865390
DUDE SHE GAVE ME MAD HEAD LAST NIGHT LMAO!
>>63865390
That was an ACCIDENT and it wasnt anyones fault.
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>63865420
lol
>>63865420
go back to bed max
>>63865420
Max, it's 3 AM.
>>63865420
Max, did I ever tell you about the time your father organised a dangerous film shoot despite several warnings from experts, which resulted in the deaths of actor Vic Morrow and two children, and that because he was wrongfully acquitted, he had the opportunity to spawn you, and that only nepotism allows you to continue your career as a mediocre screenwriter?
He was a good friend.
YEAH BRING THE HELICOPTER IN CLOSER
THIS LOOKS AMAZING
FUCK NO IM NOT CONCERNED, NOW LOWER IT IN
>>63867845
kek
Mediocre screenwriter is being generous tho
>John, they've been killed
>whoops lol
Max "Children Chopper" Landis
Max "Free chopper rides" Landis
Max "Helicopter Haircut" Landis
Max "my dad is a helicopter parent" Landis.
Max "kill the gook with a CH-47 Chinook" Landis
Max "get to the choppa" Landis.
Max ''slaughter them all'' Landis
Max "Heads will Roll" Landis
Max "Dad wanted me to get a head" Landis
Max "Nebrotism" Landis
Max "Fly Lower" Landis
Max "Get to the Choppa" Landis
JOHN 'CHOP THE TOP AND WATCH EM DROP' LANDIS
John "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "kid clipper Jr." Landis
Max "son of the flying guillotine" Landis
Max "fly low, sweet chariot. daddy's gonna cut off your head" Landis.
John "full body bris" Landis
Max "Slicer and Dicer, with a side of rice-er" Landis
Max "uptomyknees in the blood of two kids and a guy" Landis
Max "If there's an epicanthic fold, put them in the ground cold" Landis
Max "China Syndrome" Landis
Max "Stunt double? Just hire twins" Landis
Max "How do I get this helicopter to" Landis
Max "I can't" Landis
Max "Spin around, and Cut them Down" Landis
max "my dad killed people" landis
Max 'pop their top like ol pop' Landis
Max "I suck dick while my dad kills for kicks" Landis
Max "Kids aren't bad helipads" Landis
Max "My dad directed Blues Brothers and loves crying Vietnamese mothers" Landis
Max "how do I" Landis
Max "Twilight Zone is covered with children's bones" Landis
Max "They broke my fall, but it killed them all" Landis
Max "i feel glad when i kill jennifer jason leigh's dad" Landis
Max "kid killing yid" Landis.
Max "Yellow peril" Landis
Max "gleefully spins propeller penis to Landis hate" Landis
Max "Death from above" Landis
Max "Asian Abrasion" Landis
Max "daddy thinks it's alright as long as the chinks die at night" Landis
John Landis would have gotten life with no parole if the kids had been white.
>>63868135
stfu nigger
>>63868135
The kids got BTFO about as much as you did
>>63868135
Hi, reddit!
>>63865390
What the fuck am I lookin at? Is a vid clip available?
>>63868288
yes, it's on the internet.
max landis reminds me of 'the organ god'.
just some hipster that couldn't quite cut it so instead they tell everyone they changing the norm, making it different, raising the bar.
Which gets everyones attention except when they finally do their part that was supposed to record breaking and different they just miss notes and go off beat like an amateur.
vid for reference, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idY1boBrzso
>>63868288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djVBzrucNLY
>>63868135
Your point?
>>63868317
That's fucked up. I knew of the accident but never knew there was a vid of it.
>>63868317
>completely sociopathic lawyer acting like a human
Even that hack Landis wouldn't film him.
>>63868468
Yeah it is. Never saw it from that angle before. They never knew what hit them.
>kill a man and two kids
>resume filming to finish movie because fuck it there's money to be made
>>63868665
>ending potential millions of dollars because of a half-accident
you're the same retard that thinks chipotle should shut down because some farmers had E-coli in their cilantro.
>>63868135
No. Nothing would've happened to him because he's jewish.
>>63865420
On the small chance that you're not faggot max landis but some clueless pleb, do some actual research on what happens that day. John Landis straight up murdered two children and a man with a fucking helicopter
I don't get why /tv/ of all people is high and mighty about this
the same board who laughed it up about a passenger plane's suicide landing in the side of a mountain
who cares if there was an accident on john landis' set? is it just cause everyone hates max landis?
personally i like john landis
animal house, an american werewolf in london, and blues brothers are all great
i got no ill will for him having a shoot fuck up. obviously its tragic the kids died but im sure guilt paid landis enough of his due
>>63868922
Max "I crash weddings, my Dad crashes copters" Landis.
Please go to bed.
>blasting Chink Chongs with chopper
>It ain't me starts playing
>>63868922
yeah it's cause everyone hates max 'son of a shameless child murderer' landis
>>63865390
This is such a boring thread John Landis is innocent.
>>63869193
>chop chop chop, papa's poppin tops
>>63868922
>personally i like john landis
>animal house
wow all this time I thought Woody Allen made that movie.
>>63868922
Don't forget, John Landis also directed one of the greatest music videos of all time.
>>63865420
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_Zone_accident
