>sith kill their masters, parents and friends
>jedi practice sexual abstinece
How the fuck do these guys even manage to recruit anyone?
lightsabers
Sith are just extreme Stirnerians
>>63864534
>First quarter of the movie was fucking amazing when they were on Jakku -- my excitement at 110%
>Became dumb when CGI hologram voldemort aka stupid name Snoke shows up as villain
>Went full retard when CGI hentai tentacle monsters kill a bunch of random pirates boarding han solo's ship. Didn't feel like star wars
>Ace pilot rebel guy who should be dead stupidly re introduced as alive and just fine
>Finn sanitation stormtrooper can easily use lightsaber against powerful sith lord
>Captain Phasma does fucking does nothing whole movie and then betrays her army by taking down shield generator
>Boring orphan female main character with bland personality defeats bad ass sith lord first time using light saber because vagina
>They stop the new death star from destroying their base planet within seconds, copying episode 4 exactly
>>63864534
It's a religion. They indoctrinate the youth.
>How about we get unlimited power and run the galaxy?
>How about I rescue you from your shit life and you learn cool powers while having meaning in your life
So what was the deal with Kylo's lightsaber? was it unstable because he's useless?
>>63864534
You didn't know OP? The Light Side of the force is powered by virginity
>>63864597
yes, it was poorly put together
>>63864597
yep
>>63864604
So the wizard myth is true. 4 more years
I didn't know jedi were abstinent. Aren't midichlorian counts hereditary?
>>63864543
that's a valid point. I mean I'm not getting laid anyway, soo...
>>63864639
what if they are cumulative? so Jedi avoid procreation in order to not breed someone too strong in the Force
>>63864534
>Not killing your parents and friends
>2015
ishygddt
>>63864563
>kylo ren
>Sith Lord
>powerful
>not a punk ass bitch
>>63864639
Jedi aren't abstinent, they just preach no attachments.
So they can't get married for love, but they can have sex purely for procreation.
>>63864563
>badass sith lord
>kylo ren
He hasn't even finished training. At this point he's worse than a padawan.
>>63864794
>Stops a blaster bolt mid-air
>Holds it there for minutes
>Can't beat a guy with basic Stormtrooper training
K
>damn, how do we take over an entire galaxy?
>I know, there can only be ever two of us, and the pupil kills the master before taking on another pupil, but the master acts surprised every time!
are sith retarded?
>>63864552
>>63864852
he got shot in the stomach by a powerful blaster, wasnt fighting at full ability
>>63864924
After killing his father in an absolutely unfamiliar setting.
Pic related.
Yea, this movie in no way was unoriginal, and it didn't at all take advantage of your nostalgic vision.
>>63864597
cracked crystal
>>63864597
The kyber crystal that powers a saber and gives it a color is cracked, giving it the crackling look
>>63864990
it's called pottery, a plebian might not understand it
>>63864663
The sith do not abide filthy muggles and mudbloods.
>>63864891
>>63864552
top kek
It also didn't feel like the main characters were taking things seriously. At least to me
>lightsabers
>godlike powers
yeah i'd give up all that shit any day to become jedi. it's not like im getting any sex now anyways
>>63864852
He has some cool tricks but he's still an amateur and he also had half his stomach shot out.
He also won that fight
>>63864852
>en CGI hentai tentacle monsters kill a bunch of random pirates boarding han solo's ship. Didn't feel like star wars
>>Ace pilot rebel guy who should be dead stupidly re introduced as alive and just fine
>>Finn sanitation stor
not even good as a stormtrooper..
he got wasted by a random stormtrooper with a big electic dildo
>people don't like Kylo
Other then losing the Mary Sue he was good. He's also built like a fucking tank taking the gunshot and multiple lightsaber stabs
