Hating the prequels is a shitty reddit tier meme get btfo bazinga poserkin it's not the year 2000 anymore Jew Jew is shit and VII is one of the worst movies I've ever seen get absolutely 100% fucked.
>leave movies, films, and cinema to me
what did he mean by this?
>>63862739
I believe in this man. Movies rule.
7 absolutely trounced the prequels, you're a retard if you think anything otherwise.
But these people saying it's "better than Return Of The Jedi" and shit are utterly retarded.
The correct critical appraisal of FA is that it's technically very well done but not well written. It is visually dazzling but the characters aren't interesting and it doesn't have any iconic or gripping scenes. Consider the scene in Jedi where where Vader grapples with his feels while watching Palpatine torture Luke... That scene is in the *WORST* movie in the original trilogy. The fact that FA never reaches that level means it can't be discussed in the same breath as the OT.
If you say FA "sucked" you're a moron.
If you say the prequels are better than FA or OT you're a moron.
If you say FA can be compared to OT you're a moron.
>>63862739
Please, James, hurry up and save Star Wars
God, I miss George.;_;
>>63862739
>Star Wars was our last hope
>NO. There is another...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hddYB-FbD5M
>>63863066
Me too, anon. Me too...
VII is good but not great, prequels are beyond disappointing. They are downright cringe worthy.
>see a girl for the first time in a while, she has no romantic interest in you at this point
>"You are exactly the way I remember you in my dreams"
>10-20% of the dialogue is at this level
>characters just say what they are thinking for no reason
>CGI looks worse than practical sets from the 70s
>fucking everything is CGI
>massive continuity problems with original trilogy
>little kid accidentally saves the day when the military couldn't
>uncontrolled atmospheric entry and landing of half a spacecraft yields survivors
>R2-D2 and C3PO are worked into every scene for no reason
I could go on all day. The ONLY reason to like the prequels is nostalgia. They are terrible movies. The video games were pretty good, though. I played the shit out of Pod Racing for the N64, and I think there was something for the PS2 that I used to play, too, where you were a Jedi, and maybe a ship-based game for the gamecube?
>>63863000
5>4>7>6>2>3>1
Jedi had a few good scenes, but it was mostly Jabba's Palace and Endor, which both sucked, and a Death Star battle, which was less than original. It was much less iconic and much less original than IV or V, but still pretty good. VII is at least comparable to that. Jabba's Palace didn't really suck, it just wasn't that interesting. Endor sucked, much more than anything in VII.
>>63863190
It's fucking dogshit dude, fuck off.
I's rather watch edited highlights of Jar Jar's greatest hits than watch that complete and total shite that was episode 7. It was unfathomably shit, like where was all the money spent? They basically did a rehash of a new hope but without any tension what so ever, It was like a school play of A New hope where the kids just threw all the plot points of the original series into a bag, took them out randomly and fixed them together with tape. Say what you will about the prequels, at least they had creativity and tried new things. But this was utter gutter waste of time and money crap balls
>>63862668
Star wars threads are so hot right now that even steaming shit like this gets replies. Well here's another one. Why would you make a whole thread just to meme hate a movie? None of the other threads would get this worthless train of thought enough attention?
>>63863219
/tv/'s opinions are dogshit. After the first time I saw the movie I came here and read about all the reasons that it was terrible, then I went to see it again today, and everything I read here was totally baseless. 95% of the overnight-meme criticisms echoing through this place don't hold any water at all. The only valid one is that the pacing was wrong for a Star Wars movie, which I do agree with, but that's not as bad as Ewoks.
>>63863334
shut the fuck up dude, god damn
>>63863190
you could've just written "im from reddit btw" at the beginning and saved us all time
If you disagree with this you're literally reddit tier.
>>63863410
>>63863568
>anyone who doesn't get their opinions from 4chan must get them from Reddit
>>63863190
>Droid, please!
>Aww hell naw!
>Hey Solo!
>THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT!!!
>>63863629
>HIT IT WITH EVERYTHING YOU GOT
>WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63863629
>>63863648
VII's dialogue was fucking trash.
>>63862668
this fucking troll is effective, but because it's a super cheap shot. Please, I beg you, stop
>>63863662
>point blaster at Phasma
TURN OF THE SHIELDS, /NOW/.
>"You guys are gonna get so stormed™, I swear to fucking god."
Ayyyyye, is there a trash compactor round here doe? xDD
>>63863726
I'M IN CHARGE NOW!
That scene when the x-wings pilots talk when they're flying on the starkiller planet
>first shot: the hispanic
>second shot: the woman
>third shot: the fat white guy
>fourth shot: the asian guy back in their headquarters
>fifth shot: the black guy
>>63863740
>STOP GRABBING MY HAND!>:(
>I CAN HANDLE MYSELF, THANK YOU
The whole thing is filled with subconscious propaganda.
e.g. there was the scene where Rey and Finn both sneak off somewhere in the Millennium Falcon. While they are both panting heavily, the Rey says, "I can't believe we're doing this." This is subtle shit, and if you're not looking for it you will miss it, due to the fact that this is not presented in a overtly sexual way.
More obvious shit like
1) Finn incessantly grabs Reys hand every time they have to run away to the point she complains about it
2) Rey then OH SO CONVENIENTLY grabs Finn's hand to help him up the next time they have to run
3) The part where Finn MUST save Rey at all costs even if it means death... he gives no fuck for the resistances plan
4) After they are reunited they hug for such a long time, in the most awkward moment, then Han Solo has to break them up to say they better get the fuck out of there
The above doesn't include the long pauses, the staring and the innuendo between the two right the way through.
More obvious stuff like the Nazi caricature villains (including one who fights the black guy with a burning cross lightsaber, and they even throw in a nazi rally for good measure), the only semi-major white male characters in the film are two old men that they probably felt they needed to include out of marketing obligations: Han Solo who gets killed off and Luke Skywalker who shows up for 5 seconds at the end and literally went into hiding out of jedi guilt due to his failure in training the villain, which led to the deaths of his students.
Why is anyone on /tv/ defending this SJW propaganda shit?
I loved the evil white stormtrooper with his police baton and riot shield beating down the poor brave black man.
Didn't you?
So subtle.
>>63863788
>>63863740
>>63863726
>>63863662
>>63863648
>>63863629
Dialogue gold from JJ, sasuga.
Did you see the evil, ugly racist bad guy with a mask, holding his flaming cross?
Subtle as fuck
>>63863798
This reads like b8 but all of these are good points. It really is the cultural Marxist propaganda it was made out to be.
If you are white and support this bullshit you are a brainwashed c.uck of the highest order and a traitor to your ancestors. fuck you.
>>63863798
My god Boyega really has a weird ass body and wide, manly, strong hips
>>63863817
>>63863859
>tfw this is true
>everyone's hated the prequels since release
>you're now Reddit if you hate prequels
>liking the prequels meme starts on Reddit
>somehow liking the prequels makes you partrician now
You faggots literally took a meme that started on Reddit and have co-opted it to where if you are against the meme your a Reddit user. Man 4chins has officially jumped the shark.
>>63863894
good grief
DEAR BRAINWASHED JACKASSES
CULTURAL MARXISM IS REAL
SHIT IS FUCKED UP
WAKE UP
OPEN YOUR EYES AND LEARN BEFORE IT IS TO LATE LIKE IT ALREADY IS IN GERMANY AND SOON FRANCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs
>I KNOW IT WILL TAKE 60 MINUTES OF YOUR VALUBLE TIME WACKING OFF TO CARTOONS AND TALKING ABOUT A KIDS MOVIES... BUT WATCH THE ABOVE VIDEO
>>63863946
you think?
>>63864077
I wasn't being sarcastic. I agree with you.
>>63863955
Trump will save you Stone Cold!!!
>>63862668
>prequelfags
>>63863190
5>4>3>6>7>2>1
>>63864181
>he's a tits guy
>>63864154
I know... it's irritating though that many DON'T know wtf is going on and it's all hurr durr muh memes muh bait nothing really matters ha ha
That's exactly what the powers that be want
>>63864231
I mean, you know you're right. What else is there to say? Manchildren will continue to be manchildren. What actual response do we have to any of this?
>>63863798
The Empire was always loosely based on Nazi imagery and concepts. When I saw Oscar Isaac in Ex Machina I didn't realize he wasn't white.
>>63864261
Try to spread the truth... that's all we can do.
People have to figure things out for themselves BUT they won't even get the opportunity to unless we get them the information in the first place. MSM is on complete propaganda lock down and has been for 20+ years.
Don't give up.
>>63862668
I agree anon. TFA just felt like a soulless product.
>>63864311
>>63864364
Exactly the wit I'd expect from the author of such /pol/-tier nonsense.
>>63862668
you know, JJ didn't have control over the terrible script right?
TR-8R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9FP66yX2-w
So subtle. It's like pottery.
>"TRAITOR!"
>oppressive totalitarian ideologue proceeds to brutalize PoC protagonist with the frenzy of authoritarian nationalism
Stop pretending like this movie isn't what it is.
>>63864402
You're just a SJW idiot trying to keep the sheep asleep. What was the point of your post then? The Nazi imagery was turned up to fucking 11 including a fucking Triumph Of The Will scene... and a guy that's not white sorta looks white... your point?
Go back to Reddit and upvote the circle jerks over there.
>>63864535
The mental gymnastics that people do to avoid unpleasant realities is fascinating...
>>63863405
As opposed to OP? What's the point of this thread?
>>63864678
Faggots like you are EXACTLY what's wrong with society today.
>>63864261
>just hold on for a few more months
>>63864720
What makes you think that's what I'm talking about? OP can barely voice an opinion without resorting to memes because he doesn't want to take the time to think of how to explain himself. You've projected a lot of characteristics onto me that have nothing to do with what I'm saying. The only things I can glean from OP's post is that he likes the prequels better than VII and that he stays up to date on the latest and greatest /tv/ memes.
>>63864943
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>63864963
>fucking saved
>>63864535
>calls a guy traitor who refuses to execute defenseless noncombatants
>turned his back on his family to become TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH who orders the execution of innocents and eventually kills his own father
>>63865201
Fuck this movie. God fucking dammit.
>>63865201
>"refuses to execute defenseless noncombatants"
>defects and kills countless innocent stormtroopers that were in the same boat as him just a few days ago
>>63864119
I think his mom put estrogens in his food when he was little. What a pear body
>>63865318
T H I S
H
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It's really cheesy/corny dialogue, but when he's called a traitor it isn't just empty, antagonistic taunting. He's LITERALLY a fucking traitor. Dark side shit. What the fuck.
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>>63863104
james cameron movies are fucking bloated
thinking man's michael bay
>>63865381
>>63865318
b-but guys he has funneh lines and gives the best acting performance!
>>63865318
Seriously look like a monkey
>>63865318
I can't defend all his actions, but other than shooting at the bridge of the bay they were escaping at the beginning, I don't remember him killing anyone who didn't deserve it by either shooting at him or enabling the killing of innocents. There were probably some people like him on that starkiller planet, but it was a weapon that was destroying planets full of innocent people.
http://247365hatemachine.blogspot.ca/2015/12/star-wars-force-awakens-reviewfact_19.html
>>63863000
>It is visually dazzling
It looks awful. J.J. has no sense of aesthetics.
>>63865621
>http://247365hatemachine.blogspot.ca/2015/12/star-wars-force-awakens-reviewfact_19.html
very nice review
>>63864119
bah gahd
