what was my final line?
JUST
>>63859238
FUCK
>>63859238
UNFUCK
Get some rest Rey, you look tired
BWEEEEEEEEEE
BWEEEEEEEEEE
>>63859215
At least I won't be blacked.
"Rey, you made it here at last. Now, finally... the Force awakens."
>>63859250
>>63859251
pottery
>>63859256
Rey, you are the daughter of Sheev
>>63859215
"Did you bring any donuts?"
huh?
I'm CIA
>>63859215
"Who the fuck are you?"
t. Alberto Barbosa
They couldn't shoot that scene again to get the hood to properly go down...
>>63859215
"Let's see... This is worth... Two portions."
He was so cute when he was young.
>>63859347
underrated
>>63859215
After all these Star Wars....the force awakens
....
...
Trademark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc
>>63859215
"You keep it. It keeps making me see the murder of children."
>>63859359
He was the perfect twink in ANH.
>tfw you will never wreck young Mark Hamill's boypussy
"You shouldn't have returned."
Begun, the star wars, has.
TRAITOR!
That helicopter shot felt really out of place.
Either you die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
>>63859601
Fuck you're disgusting, it's people like you that make homosexual men like me look bad
>>63859215
>"Rey?!..."
"May the force be with you" - Leia Organa
"Niko it's me your cousin Roman let's bowling
>>63860058
No shit. Did the quality of image look bad? I saw it in 3D. It looked like a lower def shot.
>>63860143
But anon,I'm a grill :3
>>63860234
MONGOLIA
O
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G
O
L
I
A
Draw your saber
>>63859215
>It aint me starts playing
>>63859215Aruba, Jamaica. Ooo I wanna take ya to Bermuda, Bahama. Come on, pretty mama Key Largo, Montego, Baby why don't we go down to Kokomo. We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow. That's where we want to go, way down in Kokomo.
>>63860216
3D will slightly blur motion like that
>>63860216
This is why you don't watch movies in 3d.
3d is for the general "i just want to see something cool" public
"Hello there.."
>>63859215
I'm just so tired of all these star wars.
hi
>>63859446
this desu senpai
Reminder.
>>63859215
Nothing. You said nothing.
>>63863376
counter-reminder.
>>63859339
That'd be an awful finale line
>>63863742
Damn what a turn around. Reminds of Gary Oldman kinda.
>>63863376
Reminder that nobody can make fat jokes about Mark and Carrie anymore
>>63863742
BASED
>>63859347
fef
>>63859601
>tumblr
goddamn degenerates.
Pay no attention to Kylo Ren.
We purposefully trained him wrong as a joke.
>>63863376
>>63863742
>>63860143
He literally just said he wants to wreck his bp. You can pretend you're better than having homo sex, but that's what we do because we're homos.
And yeah, young Luke was hoooot.
>>63861516
>tfw wanted to see it in 2D, but couldn't get to the early showing because it had a hundred of middle school children in the room
>tfw stuck with active 3D screening, heavy as fuck on top of my glasses, most of the time action scenes look blurry, 3D effects look gimmick as fuck anyway..
>guy keeps coughing in front row during the whole movie, my knees hurt, laddy with cheap perfum and a bag of candies to my left, some kids goes running to the toilet in the middle of the movie makes a hell lot of noise, cold as fuck draft of air smelling of shit perfum incoming
>taht would be 9.50€ + 2€ extra for 3D showing
Fucking cinema man, so uncomfy...
>>63861478
That song is gonna be stuck in my head for days now, thanks a lot asshole.
>>63859215
"Oh thank fuck it's the white one."
>>63859347
kek
>>63859347
I don't get it
>>63859215
"Who nudged R2 out of sleep mode?"
"Ahh, I see... the Force Awakens... good night ladies and gentlemen, I'll see you in episode 8."
>>63859215
"After all these Star Wars...finally... the Force Awakens..."
>>63865498
Thought that was Dee from IASIP in the thumbnail.
>>63865436
This sounds like my screening except the person coughing was my friend and the people going to the toilet was my entire friends group from drinking beers before the movie
>$24.50 + $2.50 for the glasses please
>don't forget to recycle your glasses afterwards!
>>63859337
topkek
luke looks really cool and then it ends, fuck me why
>>63863376
>going from a skinny little twink to that
I fucking hate time and aging.
>>63859260
>>63859402
>>63865670
>>63861592
>>63865790
JJ Abrams loves mystery storylines. I think it was a mistake to have no closure at the end. Maybe Luke explaining that Rey is his ex-pupil or whatever would be naff but it would actually feel like an ending.
Now it's like "Luke Skywalker will return in Star Wars: Episode VIII"
>>63865946
So Luke has just been standing on that island waiting? What the fuck is this shit, Pokemon Gold?
>>63865989
Jedi meditate
>>63865989
I was fine with it because it makes for a dramatic scene. But you have to wonder, was he standing on that cliff for 20 years waiting for someone to show up?
>>63859347
Explain
>>63860143
>implying you wouldn't take advantage of qt Luke if you were in Obi Wan's position
>>63865989
>>63866051
I think he had at least 45 minutes between the Falcon landing and her reaching the top, like seeing a car in your drive way and getting a heads up.
It would be highly noticeable if you were in complete solitude.
I refuse to believe I was the only one who heard this in their head when they started flying over the island
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABp-cZDGyZc
>>63866051
>dramatic scene
>no twist
>no dialogue
I think you mean it just about worked as a sequel hook. Star Wars zealots will want to see what they do with Luke next movie. it's going to be nothing interesting but whatever they will pay to be disappointed again.
>>63866160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwUwDU7Uoq4
>>63859215
>After all this time, finally, Star Wars The Force Awakens
Literally walked out in less then a minute after this.
>>63859347
KEK
>>63866178
So instead of meeting her halfway he stood at the top facing the other way so he could do a dramatic turn and hood lowering
Good to see Luke has a taste for theatrics
>>63865989
>What the fuck is this shit, Pokemon Gold?
I absolutely hope, that when the bluray is released, someone makes an edit of that scene where the pokemon battle music starts playing when they look at each other
>>63859347
>Nevertakedrugs.
>>63863742
oh shit, he looks fuckin great, thank god he lost weight, I couldn't take a fat jedi master seriously
>The star wars have begun, and your force has... awakened!
My baby girl!
>>63859215
"You are my new Hope, we must be ready for when the Empire Strikes back. Together we will return the Jedi. Come...The Force Awakens!"
>>63859215
So how OP are they going to make this nigga? Star destroyer crusher tier or liquidizing planets tier?
>>63866118
>>63865608
did you people even watch the movie
>>63866692
No, that's why I'm asking
>>63863742
He looks so fucking good on the red carpet. Can't wait to see more of him.
>>63859215
"Why are YOU here? You were never supposed to find me."
>>63863742I think he's kind of hot
>that helicopter shot straight out of a Robbie Williams music video
dude I'm directing lmao
>>63866660
Either one would do me just want to see Luke fuck some shit up
Will he fight snoke?
>>63866973
I'll beat my house that he already has and Luke is the one responsible for his fucked up face
>>63863742
>tfw 6'2" perfect height
>tfw going grey
>tfw in another 5 years I'll be able to pull off the black scarf that serves no function look
HYPE
Y
P
E
>>63863742
Good to see he's cleaned himself up, kind of looks like a less melted William H Macy now.
They really missed the opportunity for Luke to pull a pic related on Rey.
>>63859215
>Oi! Twenty years will give you such a crick in the neck!
>>63867266
that's a really stupid way to hold a lightsaber
he might as well hold it with two fingers or like a pencil
>>63867499
It's where the grip is you mongoloid motherfucker
Fuck you I hope you die you fucking piece of shit.
I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE.
>>63866705
Rey is a scavenger and exchanges looted stuff for food, near the beginning you see she's down on her luck because she only gets one quater portion of food for what she found.
>>63859215
>Bitch, did you bring anything to smoke?
>>63866395
Luke: ....
>>63867627
thanks
>>63863742
Fuck yes and they begin filming in 2016 as well so as long as he keeps up his progress we're going to get a motherfucking hard core Jedi Master.
>>63861516
Nigger I wanted that Regal Cinemas Imax 3d promotional ticket with BB-8 on it, so I saw that shit in Imax 3d.
Agree with you otherwise desu desu senpai
>>63867323
Someone shop Luke's head on the guy
>>63867217
Why would you beat your house?
That fucking final scene made me really uncomfortable. She stopped walking way too far away to hand luke anything, and then they pan out and sure enough, she's standing too far away holding out the lightsaber and luke isn't even moving to take it. He didn't even force grab it baka...
>>63859215
>Rey lands on Planet Ireland, finds a dark cave
>She turn on the lightsaber to light the darkness
>Suddenly the green light emerges on the other side of the cave, it's Luke
>Credits
>>63859215
I can't train her, she has no patience. She has too much anger just like her father.
>>63868850
>/tv/ writes better versions of scenes than Hollywood managed to come up with, chapter #343249
>>63863742
Them getting back in shape is probably the best thing to happen out of TFA. Kudos for Hamill and even Fisher.
"It's cool, I've got a green one. I used it in ROTJ, remember?"
>>63869128
Fisher looked a little rough still but that makes sense all things considered.
I'm surprised Mark unjusted himself so much for such a short scene.
>>63869187
nah, he unjusted himself for the Episode 8. In 7 he still is in the process of unjusting
>>63869187
I honestly think the producers of The Flash were fucking happy as hell that he unjusted himself so he looks a lot better in their show then he would have otherwise.
>>63859215
>I got more lines and money from Star Citizen than Star Wars 7, what's up with that?
"Where'd the artificial skin go from my robot hand?"
"ME CHINESE, ME PRAY JOKE, ME PUT PEEPEE IN YO COKE!"
I wonder if JJ is shooting scenes with Hammil, Ford and Fisher now in case one of them dies in the next year or so.
>>63859256
are you referring to this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7P3shrWJ2g
kek
>>63866821
same i jizzed at the end of the movie tbqhmf
Scene would be better if there were two guys and the other was Hayden as clone Anakin.
>>63869382
Fortunately JJ isn't returning as the director
>>63859215
So you think he will have more lines in extended edition blu-ray?
>>63859215
Hello Gotham, Joker's back in town!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BU0VgYCq1o
>>63859260
Jesus Christ, really?
>>63859215
Why does this feel like Final Countdown should be playing in the background?
>>63859359
The accident really fucked his shit up senpai
>>63859260
dude, not cool, spoiler this shit please
"The force has awakened within you Rey. Now let us end the war in our stars...together."
>>63859215
OPEN WIDE
>>63869383
go back to /b/
>>63869424
>>63859215
I don't like grass, it's wet and soft and irritating and it gets stuck between my toes
>>63859347
noice
>>63868726
>>63868850
>>63868966
EXTERIOR: A craggy mountain ridge. REY lands her ship. She exits and begins to walk along the grassy crag.
LUKE SKYWALKER'S VOICE: The force is strong in my family.
REY strides toward a robed figure standing on cliff's edge.
LUKE SKYWALKER'S VOICE: My father had it. My sister had it.
REY stops and stands expectantly. The figure turns and faces her.
LUKE SKYWALKER'S VOICE: I have it.
REY holds the lightsaber before her. LUKE lowers his hood. His face grim and grizzled. They gaze at each other for a beat.
Cut to black.
LUKE SKYWALKER'S VOICE: You have that power too.
Roll credits.
>>63859215
MY GOD, PURE IDEOLOGY
movie should have ended as soon as luke took off his hood
they added so many unnecessary silent shots after that
I've been waiting for you...my daughter.
>>63865471
You're welcome. :D
