ITT: Movie theater experience at Star Wars
1 person clapped at the beginning
that was about it
Half the audience cheered at the Millennium Falcon
Entire audience cheered at Han Solo
Nobody cheered at Leia
Nobody cheered at C3PO
A few girls saw "awwww" at R2D2
A few people "woo'd" at Luke
3 people clapped at the end
About 14 people stayed for a possible end of credits scene, including meNobody got laid
People cheered a couple of times when we saw the Falcon and Han and Chewie showed up.
I told a joke after the BvS trailer that made everyone laugh so I felt good about myself.
That's about it. good movie, good experience
Some glitches with the trailers.
Some clapping at the beginning, Han showing up and end
Some laughter at most of the main jokes
Pretty gud 8/10 experience.
>A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..
>Logo appears
>Music plays
>Feels like something is missing, like it's starting too quickly, something is missing
>Realize the absence of the 20th Century Fox intro is making me feel this way
>Feelsbadman
claps at the title screen, claps when han appears
>>63858184
Just got back from seeing it, nothing out of the ordinary or whatever. Laughing in the expected places, no clapping at the end.
They didn't allow white males at my screening, so I gave my ticket to one of the black men standing in the theater so my girlfriend had someone to watch it with.
I watched in Korea since I'm on holiday and everyone just sat in silence the whole movie. Pretty fucking weird.
>>63858268
>good movie, good experience
Are you kidding? The movie was basically capeshit.
>>63858283
Fuck we didn't get the THX sound check either.
Ah man I'm fucking depressed I didn't realize that was missing now.
I laughed innopropriately whenever the black comic relief guy fell on his ass, or was rejected by the girl, or was the butt of a joke, which was often.
One guy almost clapped when the STAR WARS logo came up.
A guy in front of me laughed when Punished 3P0 appeared, and he also rubbed his facein the lead up to Han's death. He was probably spoiled.
>>63858184
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>>63858184
Lets make this thread scientific and add some data.
>USA
>Sacramento, CA
>everyone cheered and clapped opening credits
>cheer and clap when Falcon shows up
>cheer and clap when Han and Chewie show up
>cheer and clap at Leia, C3PO, R2D2
>cheer and clap when Rey strikes Kylo down
>cheer when fucking Chewie pilots the Falcon in the end
>cheer when Luke shows up
What the fuck. I'm not memeing. This is crowds here. Why do my countrymen do this?
>ch
>>63858341
he was constantly sweating throughout the movie
poor nigga was probably dehydrated
>went to premier with pic related
>afterwards pic related went ass to mouth and let me cum in her pussy
>>63858472
boyega?
My dad was pretty meh throughout the whole film. The only time he showed any real emotion was when C3P0 popped up, and he giggled like a litle girl, and when Han died, he literally exclaimed 'No!'.
>>63858333
>95% RT
>81 Metacritic
>universal acclaim amongst critics and audiences
>it's bad because le SJW reddit meme glib facsimile capeshit buzzwords
>>63858220
>plenty people clapped before during and after
>giggles and out right laughter during fan service moments
Fuck this gay earth
>>63858184
>TURN THE FLASH OFF YA FUCKING MORON
>DAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>63858532
JB here. AMA
>>63858268
what was the joke? share it anon
Standard stuff theatre-wise but I just so happened to sit next to the one piece of shit that talked during the movie
>was chewing and had a spit cup in the armrest, audibly spitting every few minutes
>breathing very loud, you know when you nose sometimes whistles when you breath out if theres snot or something
>when the "A long time ago..." card showed up he started singing the opening crawl music before it had started
>right beforehan dieshe sayshe's totally gonna die
>his girlfriend tells him to shut up multiple times
>immediately after the final scene he yells "MOTHERFUCKERS" before the credit music even plays
I feel cheated out of a proper experience
Only thing I disliked was these little kids in the front row of me were fiddling around half the time, before I walked in I saw things saying "happy birthday" and there was a party of people (they were in my seat so I had to fiddle around a bit until I actually got it). Since it was one of their birthdays I think I just didn't say anything.
If there was no birthday thing though I would have kicked the back of their chair. Little shits. Good movie though.
as i was leaving spotted 8 bucks on the floor, and pocketed it :3
>>63858578
RT ratings mean nothing
>>63858578
A movie isn't "good" because it has good reviews, otherwise all you'd need to do is bribe a couple thousand reviewers to make the greatest movie of all time.
You can't even argue in favor of the movie, that's the clearest sign that it can't stand on its own merits and needs a defense force made up of fedora posters.
>>63858632
What's your favorite meme?
>Entire theater applauded the title screen
>Theater applauded when Han and Chewy showed up
>little kids behind me got bored when Ren threw one of his tantrums and was whining about more candy or something
>Some older couple behind me kept saying what was happening "Oh he's his son." "Oh he's not going to like that." "Look at him." Possibly black people.
>Most people were quiet at the end of the movie, a few claps and cheers when it ended.
>>63858738
who are you quoting?
>Aww'd at the commercials with Star Wars products
>Cheered at Lucasfilm ltd.
>Cheered and clapped at STAR WARS and the opening crawl
>Screamed and cheered when Han showed up
>Aww'd and laughed at every BB-8 action
>Laughed at every Chewie action
>Gasped atHan's death
>Cheered at Luke reveal
>Screamed at top of lungs and clapped and cheered at credits
>No one did anything when Leia was shown
>>63858730
>You can't even argue in favor of the movie,
and saying it's "basically capeshit" isn't a fucking valid criticism either, faggot, it's a vague unfalsifiable buzzword complaint
>>63858821
Sounds like a sitcom, jesus christ.
I booed the interracial kiss and was escorted out of the theater by security without even getting to take my shower. There's a clip of it going viral over on Reddit if you want to check it out.
>>63858842
>and saying it's "basically capeshit" isn't a fucking valid criticism either, faggot, it's a vague unfalsifiable buzzword complaint
Most capeshit movies are made using a very boring formula designed to appeal to young children and autistic neckbeards, that is lasers (or colored blasts, "superhero" powers etc) and quippy dialogue (the lowest form of writing, since the audience can't show disgust to scare off autistics and the young can't understand why it's so cringy).
>>63858184
2 kids next to me keep talking "who's that?" to his father
I shushed them and thank god one of them was sleeping in the middle of the movie
I literally signed up for a bad movie experience when I decided to do the marathon
All the clapping and cheering made it hard to hear what the movie was saying. I took my nephew to see it today and was actually able to hear some scenes better since I think most people in this screening were seeing it for a second time.
>>63858935
>when I decided to do the marathon
OT was the edited blu ray versions, right? Did anyone boo at the more egregious changes?
>>63858971
Yeah they were blu-rays
Boos at Greedo shooting first scenes
Boos at that Jabba scene in ANH
Boos at Hayden at the end of RoTJ
>AZ
>1:15 AM
>9 people including my brother and I
>Guy yelled GAAAY in the Ken Jeong voice after every trailer except for Zootopia for some reason
>Guy abandoned his gf to sit in row 3
>Cheering at the title
>Silence otherwise except I let out a "fuck" when C3PO came out
>no claps
>left my jacket in the theater and had to have a managerial escort to get it back
Saw it twice. Theater didn't fill up either time. Got the best seat in the house both times. Both audiences laughed at different jokes. No complaints.
>>63858738
I love all memes,I'm definately a meme junkie, but the JUST meme, and the viper memes are pretty funny i guess.
I could not find one person to go see the movie with me, so I made the mistake of going by myself. Some teenagers sat behind me and were giggling about something, then I heard one of the teen girls start singing "all byyyy myyyselfff" and they all burst out laughing. I quietly snuck out of the theater and went home and literally broke down crying and shaking with anger.
>>63858184
The crowd was good, but these fucking kids sitting behind me kicked my seat throughout the second half of the movie.
>a long time ago
clapping
>crawl
clapping
>kylo stopping the force blast
clapping
>bb8 being totes adorbs
awwws from the girls
>bb8 thumbs up
epic laughs xd
>han and chewie
clapping
>leia
clapping
>han getting btfo
silence
>rey grabbing the lighstaber
clapping
>luke at the end
thunderous applesauce
>>63859007
What was the audience's reaction to the prequels?
>>63859093
should have force choked that bitch, anon
There was a couple behind me who must have been on drugs. The guy was vegging out and clearly high AF, but the girl was out of her fucking mind. WhenFinn was leaving Rey for the first time at orange-bitch's hut, she was audibly sobbing. This was 10 minutes after being introduced to the character. She gave running commentary throughoutthe climax, and the only time it was quiet was when she went to the snack bar three separate times. I asked her to be quiet, but she went on. I didn't want to get more insistent because they were black and I'm not dying over a shit star wars film.
I really enjoyed the complementary laugh track from the audience, though!
>>63859172
They started those at 1AM. I wasn't going to be there that early, but when I got there at 8AM they were 30 minutes into Revenge of the Sith.
There were lots of people sleeping. Not even a clap for Vader's first breath.
>Waiting outside in line
>See a group try to go through the front door with blasters and lightsabers
>One of the group comes back out with the weapons in hand and mumbling to himself
>"So I can't bring in my weapons, but my dad can still bring in his belt..."
>MFW
BB-8 and Chewie made the audience laugh. Including myself. That little droid was funny and cute. He's gonna sell a lot of fucking merch. I can tell.
Oh yeah and no clapping. Except for one guy who claps at the end credits. Seriously, every fucking movie there's this one guy who thinks he can enchant the rest of the audience to clap along with him but it never works.
>Watched in IMAX at 6 AM
>One black girl in Princess Leia costume
>Normies taking photos next to TFA cut-out
>Lucasfilm Ltd. appears
>clapping
>Millennium Falcon appears
>clapping
>Han and Chewie appear
>clapping
>Boyega warmly received throughout
>Rey Force Pulls lightsaber from snow
>applause
>end of movie
>clapping
>usher goes "Thanks for watching with us. Good morning!"
>people laugh, I give a chuckle
>1/4 of audience stays (including me) for potential end credits scene
>nothing
Saw the first IMAX showing in my area on release day.After three or four trailers, some guy yelled GOD DAMNIT when another one started. The audience laughed and we all groaned at the beginning of every trailer after that (there were three or four more). Plenty of clapping, laughing and cheering throughout the movie. It was fun.
My wife's children wouldn't stop talking during the screening. Pissed me off desu (to be honest)
>>63858184
Went early on Friday morning since I didn't feel like going at 7 the night before.
Pretty good, AMC did a full renovation. Only thing that annoyed me was all the faggots that took work off to see this awful movie. Since AMC has really fancy chairs now, there were less seats so more showing were sold out. Managed to see it at around 11 AM, no clapping/cheering except for some obnoxious negresses behind me.
Otherwise not too bad, 9/10 because the chairs had fucking recliners.
I went in at 1:15pm on Friday in Kansas City.
Theater wasn't full, the seat next to me was open (recliner seating, was nice)
Just a normal movie experience. As the credits rolled like 3 people started to clap but quickly stopped when they realized no one else was clapping. I hope for their sake they were children and not adults doing that.
One fangirl quietly gasping and squeeing. Not bad.
>>63858903
Links?
I was sitting behind Mac Demarco after seeing it in Brooklyn tonight. Had a cigarette outside afterwards and talked about how good the film was.
also had a big cherry coke which was great
>>63859740
>>63859747
Those recliners are fucking sick. My local theater just installed them too.
I sat behind a senile old man who talked loudly throughout the film.
>Opening "A long time ago, etc." shot
>He attempts to read it out loud and jumbles all the words together
>Han appears
>Oh it's Han Solo, and that furry guy!
>Luke appears
>Is that Obi-Wan Kenobi?
>Movie Starts
Mild clapping
>Rei has trouble piloting the Falcon at first
Old fat shit: "C'mon!!! Treat that with respect!"
>Rei finds mystery box
Black Guy in front row: "it's gonna be a light saber!" ..."see told you!"
>Kylo Ren takes off mask
High pitched giggling
>Snoke appears
Girl pulls out her phone and googles that shit for (no joke) 8 fucking minutes...
>Finn is defeated
Black guy: "aww bitch nigga!"
>Finn gets a forehead kiss and "bye friend" speech
Loud "friend-zoned" from near back of theatre. Some laughing followed.
>landing on island looking for Luke
My Wife: ...is it Yoda? (I roll my eyes so hard blood spurts out.
>Luke turns around
My Wife: Obi Wan? (Are you fucking serious?!)
>>63858247
Except the Chads who had to endure this shit to fuck their "nerdy" girlfriends
>>63858329
how is that weird? that's what you're supposed to do
>>63858184
Sat next to a guy who was a huge fan and told me to read the books in the extended universe (like I would ever fucking do that). He had two kids both about 8-10 years old and ignored them so that he could talk to me about Star Wars timeline and shit. Didn't want to tell him to shut up but a couple of times he commented on things like "Woah that's the Millennium Falcon!"
Besides that a lot of people clapped when the Star Wars logo came and afterwards as well like typical Americans.
>>63858329
That's called discipline and respect my nigga
>>63859644
Lucky you. I got clapping at the intro of every OT character.
>>63858329
Not even laugh? Do Koreans even have the ability to laugh? Are you Korean? Are you gonna sell me to a brothel?C-can I wear a nice dress first?
>>63859709
Has a SW ever had a post credits scene?
>>63860018
Nope, but it's Disney, they do that with their Marvel films, so who knows.
>>63859360
>they were black
I guarantee you they were high but that has nothing to do with their rude movie manners, that's just typical nigger behavior.
>>63858601
My experience was the same. Bunch of giggling, clapping ninnies.
>>63859815
>cmon, treat that with respect!
lol'd
>>63859801
>>63859815
>people thought Luke was Obi-Wan
Fucking how? He's the fucking Macguffin ffs. They talk about him over the course of the entire film. What the fuck.
>>63860064
I live in ghettoland so I know the difference. Everyone else was pretty much quiet except the constant laughing and clapping and gasps.
Lol guys listen
>go to movie with my buddy, his gf and my gf
>having a good time, him and I have always been big Star Wars fans
>I was a dick and told him aboutHan's deaththe day before
>it finally gets to the part whereHan shouts 'BEN!'
>I hear someone a few rows behind me start making noises
>guy right behind me lets out an annoyed sigh
>quite part of the movie, where Han is walking down the platform
>person a few rows back won't stop making dumb noises
>we all assume they're being a dick in response toHan's obvious deaththat was about to occur
>noises increase in frequency and volume
>"she's having a seizure!"
>everybody looks back
>this little like 14 year old autistic looking girl is wobbling around violently and is spitting up cola
>'WARBLFRLARGL'
>her little caretaker/brother/whatever doesn't seem super worried about it, he's just holding on to her
>doesn't ask for help
>everybody goes back to watching movie, gf gives me worried look
>have to watchHan get speared by a lightsaberwhile this kid in the back is hissing and moaning like a banshee
>everyone's super uncomfortable
>she eventually stops and they both leave, she's wobbling like a lame dog
>mfw
I guess I don't know the whole situation or context, but I don't understand why you'd take a kid who gets seizures to a busy showing of a STAR WARS movie. On top of that, they literally sat right in the middle of the theater, the hardest place to leave in an emergency
but other than that I really liked it, disappointed by Phasma's tiny role and that awkward ending with Luke. BB8 a cute
>>63860150
because the name obi-wan kenobi is more known to normies than the skywalker name
>>63858657
I said "Boys MMMMMM" really loudly along with Lex when he popped up. Everyone pointed at me and laughed. They thought it was very funny
>>63858738
This post is worth 3/4 of a portion.
>>63859792
Hell yeah, and table side beer/food orders. Shit was awesome.
>>63858283
This.
The 20th Century fanfare served to build up hype before the silence of "A long time ago.."
>the fuck abrams
>>63858184
>USA
>Concordia, Kansas
>Few people laughed when BB-8 did a thing
Thats about it.
>>63858657
I yelled LOOKS LIKE SHIT SHOW ME A STAR WAR and everyone laughed
Convinced me most people think BvS looks bad
Me and my bros put bets on how many times people would clap. Went with 4 and won
>Title crawl
>Falcon
>Han
>Ending
>>63860394
that happened
>>63858329
That's how you're supposed to go to the movies.
as a theater tech i get to see all the reactions with different audiences
lucasfilm cheers 1/5
a long time ago cheers 2/5
star wars cheers 5/5
millenium falcon cheers 3/5
han solo cheers 4/5
12 parsecs cheers 1/5
vader mask cheers 1/5
leia cheers 1/5
c3po cheers 5/5
r2d2 cheers 2/5
end credit cheers 4/5
one of those showings was sponsored by some radio station and was filled with faggots who clearly werent fans because they didn't cheer at anything
also everyone laughs at the exact same parts: who talks first, i need a pilot, finn knocked by elephant thing, bb8 shock, i am with the resistance, this is what we look like, bb8 lighter thumb, cute boyfriend, that thing can understand you too, multiple chewbacca noises, dialogue with ethnic pirates, i will remove these restraints and drop my weapon, im in charge now tone it down, finn head bob and rey climbing, and c3po slapping r2
no one laughs at anything else. its weird how easily hollywood can manipulate audiences. everyone looks like a bunch of sheep in a movie theater
>Why do people react to things they like in movies?
>>63858184
People laughed at the soccer ball droid thumbs-up bit, but other wise, not much audience reaction, other than a few scattered "ooh"s whenever an old character was introduced
>>63860488
Also a few people were taking pictures of the screen at the opening text crawl. You could tell because they left their flash on for some reason
My experience was good but the movie was shit, and anyone who says otherwise is either a shill or is in denial because of nostalgia.
Lack of consistency
>Kylo Ren displays impressive force ability by freezing a blaster bolt in mid-air
>Finn has trouble fighting one stormtrooper with a melee weapon, and then later can somehow challenge Kylo in a saber duel.
Misleading the audience.
>Brienne of Tarth commander of stormtroopers fucking does nothing the whole movie and then betrays her army by taking down shield generator.
Re-hashing old plot ideas instead of creating new ones
>Orphan girl on not-tatooine left by her real family but is somehow knows how to pilot a ship and is a general mary sue about everything
>Poe gives a little data chip to soccer-droid, which totally isn't ripping off the time R2-D2 and C3PO had to go through a desert and hopefully run into someone who could help them
>Terrible shock-value death for Han Solo, it's hard to even be sad.
Two 14 year old Spanish kids were literally quoting /b/ and trying to be edgy the entire movie. WHAT THE FUCK YO FUCK FUCK HES TRIGGERED YO at every important part. When the lights turned on they were the scrawniest faggots I've ever seen and would have been pummeled if I was with my group of friends. They're probably on here somewhere right now
>>63860520
>anyone who says otherwise is either a shill or is in denial because of nostalgia.
>my opinion is the correct one!
It wasn't bad. You're just being a contrarian.
>>63860564
ey yo b0ss wats good
>>63860520
>It's got flaws. That means it's terrible, and anyone who likes it is clearly a plebeian moron.
>>63860520
It definitely paid homage to the originals (the entire Kylo-Solo scene was incredibly reminiscent of the Luke-Darth scene) but I felt it separated itself enough to be considered something new.
Several people including me lost our shit when Ren started wrecking the consoles
>>63860477
oh yeah and when kylo destroys shit the people laugh
>>63858601
Same experience, it was great.
What's with all the people laughing when Kylo Ren takes his mask off?
>>63860477
> its weird how easily hollywood can manipulate audiences
That's film theory mah nigga
>First time in an American theater
>People clapping every 5 minutes
>w0t
>annoying guy laughing as loud as he possible could at every single little joke
>can't hear half the dialogue because this fat cunt behind me is laughing so loud and obnoxiously
>more clapping
Wtf is wrong with Americans. I'm going to go see it again when the theater is not as crowded.
>>63860756
Adam Driver looks like shit
>>63860756
Cognitive dissonance, it's pretty unexpected from the voice, even knowing ahead of time.
>>63860756
Because I guess they were amused by the fact that he seems dark and imposing with the mask but without it he's just a dweeby guy
My first experience was completely ruined. Was there with my father who's a heavy breather - that's fine, I knew this going in. Little autistic kid to my right, I think he was mute or something because he was speaking to his dad in sign language and would only occasionally let out a little tard noise when excited - this, again was okay, I felt happy for the kid. But the worst part was these two fucking cunt kids right behind me who would NOT SHUT THE FUCK, saying bullshit like "he's the bad guy, she's the good guy" and "don't go in there girl" - this is what broke me, especially when during the scene on the bridge THEY FUCKING SPOILED IT THE FUCKING CUNTS THEY WERE FUCKING FIVE HOW THE FICK DID THE KNOW THE SPOILER I WANT TO FUCKING KILL THE FUCKING PRICKS.
My second viewing was much better though, nobody claps or cheers here in the UK, and there was some reserved laughter.
>>63858705
It's almost as though not everyone agrees with the opinions of a single individual
>>63860575
>>63860654
>>63860719
Right, Finn is a Stormtrooper who randomly and for little reason whatsoever breaks all the indoctrination he has gone through and decides to betray his programming and help Poe escape. They crash land back on not-tatooine and Finn ends up finding Rey who has conveniently found the orange balldroid.
she trusts for absolutely no reason that Finn is who he says he is and they decide to go off and save the Galaxy together.
But wait, OH NO the Empire is after them, so they randomly find the Millennium Falcon which just happens to be there for no reason at all.
Also
>Mega-death star weapon for no fucking reason which like all death stars has an easily exploitable weakness
>Luke pulls a Yoda and goes to hide on a planet and think about how butthurt he is
I wish Poe had been the main character, or at least have Finn get some more development instead of having him join the good side for no reason.
>>63860889
>Finn is a Stormtrooper who randomly and for little reason whatsoever breaks all the indoctrination he has gone through and decides to betray his programming and help Poe escape.
I assumed it's becausehe's a jedi
It would explain why he's able to fight Kylo with the saber
>>63860889
Again, it paid homage to the originals, but there was still plenty of stuff to make it stand out on it's own
>>63860889
Finn is a janitor who noped the fuck out on his first combat mission, which was to execute relatively defenseless people.
Poe was just the means for him to escape.
>some girl with her bf starts screaming and cheering when Han Solo appears
>still screaming to the point where you can't hear the dialogue
>"shut up bitch!"
>whole theater starts laughing
>girl is completely silent for the rest of the movie
Happened in Dallas btw
>>63860989
based
>>63860477
>people laugh at funny things
wow
>>63858247
Almost the same experience but
>Some people cheered at Leia
>Everybody cheered at C3PO
>Almost everybody people "woo'd" at Luke
>People clapped at the end
>I didn't get laid because I went alone
>>63858247
>About 14 people stayed for a possible end of credits scene
>not googling it beforehand
>cheering and clapping at a movie
Why are Americans so fucking stupid?
>>63859093
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>>63861069
>having any reaction, physical or mental, to input from the screen
fucking americans
>>63861099
>having any reaction
>fucking americans
braindead eurofags
>>63860477
Based c3po.
>>63860924
>>63860986
>I assumed it's because he's a jedi
>Finn is a Janitor who noped the fuck out
He's not a Jedi, and even if he's force sensitive, he has no training whatsoever, he doesn't know how to use the force, and has no experience wielding a lightsaber.
We can see this because he had trouble fighting just a single stormtrooper with anakins old lightsaber.
Kylo Ren clearly has knowledge of the force since he froze a fucking blaster bolt mid-air, a feat which has never been seen before and easily force blasted anyone who got in the way of his tantrums.
and as for Rey, how is it even possible that she gained the level of power she did, when even the strongest force potential users such as Luke had to train extensively under Obi-Wan and Yoda's supervision before being able to use the force?
>>63861069
I imagine you foreigners sit in your chairs with perfect posture, both feet on the ground and both hands on the arm guard.
Any noise made in your theaters results in the theater guard tasing the offending noisy client and escorting them out of the theaters. Children get some leniency, the parents can just slap them until they shut up.
Sat next to two literal neckbeards with the quintessential neckbeard B.O. stank that we all know. They were arguing about storytelling in MGS5 vs Half life, and one of them actually uttered the word "Gaben"
The clapping and laughing ruined the experience for me. Everytime I was getting into the movie some fat cunt started to laugh so loud that I couldn't hear the dialogue. The whole theater heard him. He had the loudest ugliest laugh I have ever heard and he laughed at every single joke in the movie. He even did the same for the trailers.
>Sit down in reclining seats
>Aww yiss
>X-Men trailer
>Fuck this shit lol
>Zootopia
>Fappable bunny constantly on screen, I'm not even a furfag
>Audience laughs at sloths
>Civil War trailer
>Lol fuck that shit
>Text crawl about to start
>Dumb nigger with his girl are shuffling past at a snail's pace
>Her big fucking ass is blocking my view for at least 10 seconds
>Start waving them to go faster and they do
>Barely read the first paragraph in time for the rest
>Sparse laughter at Falcon reveal
>A few cheers for Han reveal
>One cheer for Leia
>A few laughs for 3PO
>Raucous laughter at BB-8 flipping Finn off
>One person cried atHan's death
>A few girls cheered for Rey when sheBTFO Kylo Ren
Black people strike yet again, filling up the theater when they don't give a fuck about the actual movie, I'd rather see it with real fans instead of apes tryna see a brotha kill some white folk
>>63860394
top kek
dude puked his guts out in front of everyone before it started
>>63861177
lol
>>63858329
Based Koreans respecting the medium of film even when it's ultra-hyped up mediocrity like TFA
>>63861151
>>63861099
cheering and clapping to a MOVIE is too much you fucking savages
crammed, loud chatty people clapping over dialogue, no assigned seating so people stumbling/standing around trying to locate seats, some dude sitting in a handicap seat in front of me
still pretty good overall somehow
>A Long Long Time Ago In a Galaxy Far Far Away
>Star Wars logo pops up
>Clapping and cheering
>Han shows up
>Clapping and cheering
>Leia shows up
>Like 2 claps that are quickly silenced when they realize no one else is clapping with them
>Kylo Ren gets btfo by Rey
>Clapping and cheering
>Credits
>Clapping and cheering
>Kylo takes off his mask
>"what the fuck" by some guy behind me
>audible groans of disgust
>Kylo takes off his mask again
>"he's so ugly" by some girl in front of me
>more groans of disgust
All accompanied by some faggot a couple rows below me browsing instagram the entire fucking movie with his bright ass light and two spics behind me talking in their stupid language.
Every time I go to a big movie premiere I tell myself it's the last time, and every time I think it'll be different it's always the same.
Fucking christ.
>14 minutes ago
>six guys behind me and my friend
>banter is breddy gudd so they're cool in my book
>hear snoring about when they're back on the resistance base
>one guy literally fell asleep
>they're half offended and half laughing, wake him up as Luke is staring off into the horizon
>he's pissed as fuck and is freaking out that he missed 1/2 of star wars
I don't even -- how does that happen? Sorry dude.
Smallish crowd. Luckily the most annoying person in the theatre was seated right behind me. She laughed way too loud at all the shitty comedic moments and made some fucking noise/comment to every little thing. 6/10 experience but I thought the movie was pretty good.
>I went with my gf and one of my firends
>back row
>got a handy right away during opening crawl
>friend secretly recording film
>one of the attendants notices my friend and we get kicked out
>didn't even get to finish my handy
>see it again today without anyone
>opening crawl
>boner
>fuck
Now everytime I hear the opening score I get a little too excited. Oh yeah and fuck you Ronald. Should've been more sneakier.
Downy guy would mimic the lightsaber swinging and force pushing, hugged the guy next to him a lot.
Someone brought a baby but it didnt make much noise but when it did theyd take it away.
There werent many people at my screening
>>63861250
>Kylo Ren gets btfo by Rey
>Clapping and cheering
Seriously? Fucking burgers...
had the house lights come back on immediately after the opening crawl and stay on for about the first five minutes
>>63858184
stumbled and half tripped spilling some of my popcorn going up the stairs. A lady on the stairs said ohh I said I know embarrassing right? Had a 6-7 year old behind me axing his dad how long the movie was about half way through. Bretty good all the way around
>>63861338
full refund material
>>63861308
I expected claps at Han, maybe some at Leia and Luke.
I did not expect claps at the fight but I'm almost 100% sure it's because people think Adam Driver is ugly and are just cheering to see an ugly guy get defeated.
Which is really fucking annoying because he's a genuinely decent actor. Bet if it was Liam Hemsworth playing the role it would've been dead silent after the fight.
>someone in the theater starts laughing like a horse when kylo ren takes off his mask
>>63861404
i wish that had happened for me
>>63861177
>>63860201
holy kek
>>63860201
This can't be real
Hey it's [element from the original trilogy]
some guy was yelling and explaining everything as it happened
i attempted suicide halfway when one guy yelled I TOLD YOU [supporting character] was still alive
>>63860201
Holy shit. Also
>On top of that, they literally sat right in the middle of the theater, the hardest place to leave in an emergency
Why people do this?
>>63859030
>>Guy yelled GAAAY in the Ken Jeong voice after every trailer
Wow same here except we had different trailers.
>>63860477
also
luke cheers 2/5
people also laughed at that's not how you use the force and oh really you're cold, gotta make it clear
How long does it usually take for such a big release to be posted to the internet? Asking out of curiosity, I'm not going to download anything.
>>63861829
>some guy was yelling and explaining everything as it happened
Ugh, I hate this shit.
Every important scene reminded me that I lived in Clapistan
>sit down
>ads start
>3d trailers start
>screen is squished and flickering
>3d isn't even working
>people talking about how it'll prob be fixed before it starts
>"a long time ago..."
>screen is STILL fucked
>audience growns
>title crawl begins
>people start to leave
>I get up to see whats happening
>ask why the don't just stop the projector then work out what to do
>plays with a fucked up screen for 15 minutes before they finally stop it
>woman walks in front of screen
>"should be fixed soon"
>wait like 20 more minutes
>another guy walks in
>"Can't fix it we'll have to watch the 2d version
>Which is alright i didn't really want to see it in 3d anyway
>movie starts again and everyone claps
>we all got free movie passes when we left the theater too
>pretty wacky experience.
made a thread about this the other day
>seeing premiere
>some uber autist with two kids and a landwhale wife talking really fucking loud in front of me
>yelling at his kid in a smug manner for rocking the chair the kid was sitting in, innocently.
>movie starts
>retard audience orgasms in applause everytime somewhat recognizable character arrives on screen
>retard fag literally crying and gasping when **Han dies**
>fucking midget mumbling YES next to me everytime an explosion occurs
what the fuck why do i hate everyone around me i wish i didnt but fuck why all the fucking clapping ruining the fucking movie GRRRR
>>63858184
>Midnight screening
>Me and three mates
>Literally half the fun was picking on everyone, mocking bad cosplayers and saying; "I FARKIN LOVE STAR WARZ" loudly.
>Sitting bored in cinema, yelling out the odd "Finn and Chewbacca are the same species", "this movie promotes race mixing"
>HA HA HA at the cringey Ricky Gervais Optus ads
>Friend woos really loudly when the opening credits roll down
>Gigglin at Adam Driver's sad puppy face when he takes off the helmet
>Me and mate simultaneously said "yes!" when Finn got stabbed
Left. Saw it again with my dad, he complained about the blackie and was hoping he'd die. We're pretty edgy, ik
>>63861978
>fucking midget mumbling YES next to me everytime an explosion occurs
so fucking funny for some reason. ty for the laughs
>>63861985
are you fucking 5 nigga
>>63862136
yeah he wasnt as annoying as the beer bellied autist in front of me.
i never thought an audience could ruin an entire movie experience for me but these faggots did by breaking up every somewhat enjoyable scene
>>63862199
how many blacks were there?
>good atmosphere
>people laughing when they should be
>some 2 year old kept yelling shit at the end of the film
not a bad experience
>sit down
>everyone sits quietly except for the occasional laugh when something funny happens
>seeing it tomorrow
>be American
What are my chances of survival?
Also I'm seeing it in this new Dolby Atmos audio. Is this legit, or just a meme?
>>63858247
When I watched in the cinema people started laughing when Leia started talking because her voice is so dark now
audience at my theater was dead silent when kylo ren took off his mask. disappointing
>Saw Star Wars at a local theater
>Evening showing
>Fully booked
>Crowd full of normies
>No clapping
>No cheering at any point
>Small murmurs of laughter at the comic relief black guy
>Silent throughout the movie
This was my experience.
I pity the fact that some of you had to deal with rowdy fanboys
>>63860564
>would have been pummeled if I was with my group of friends
mass kek
>>63862230
i noticed some young mutts but no adult bucks.
>>63858184
A few smirks and quiet 1-2 second laughter from the audience during some of the more quippy scenes.
Think that's about it.
>>63861177
Fantastic.
>>63862626
I think it costed 27 dollars all up, got in cheap because the opening was on cheap-Thursday.
>>63862537
In my cinema some grills started laughing at that part
>>63858672
Do you live in fucking Tennessee
>>63862780
Upper Michigan
The guy was a massive hipster
>>63858821
kek that is ridiculous
2 faggots held toy light sabers at each other in the front of the theater while we were waiting. They didn't do anything.
>>63862815
Directed by M Night Shalalala
>>63861978
oh and they clapped when the first look trailer ad started
>>63858184
Nothing really bad
Whole theatre was damn overcowded, every single screen (8 all in all) were showing Ep VII this midnight
Lighspots in SW spacefighter were dancing all over the lobby, a really nice effect
A decent amount of dressed up fans but not that many
Cheering, clappign and some toy light saber rising when the Star Wars logo appeared
Cheering for the Millenium Falcon
No laughter when Kylo Ren removed his mask but, but a girl whispered next to me "Wow, he is ugly"
Audible reactions and laughter at the jokes, quips and BB8 actions
Cheering when Leia and 3PO or R2D2 showed up
Almost silent tension when Luke appeared or Han died
Decent fan audience that didn't go totally nuts and the reaction were not that exaggerated that it annoyed me.
>that sloth animated movie preview shit
uproarious laughter
My cinema had a 3 piece band playing cantina music in the lobby, it was pretty great
Mine was packed, only silent laughter was heard from my audience when they had to go fro more popcorn or to the bathroom they would crawl so that people could see the movie.I was the only one making noise,
Pretty good experience, audience was pretty respectful
>>63863086
>silent laughter
>>63859709
Who the fuck goes to the cinema at 6 AM? Jesus.
>>63863158
I mean, they were enjoying the movie but weren't screaming/laughing extremly loudly.
I was at the same showing the Mister Plinkets guys went to. A lot of people kept staring at them and when they left a couple of fat neckbeards started hounding them trying to get them to say what they thought about the movie. It was fucking embarrassing and they just kept shrugging and saying "You gotta wait for the video.". The fat one with the black hair seemed like he wanted to kill himself, I felt bad for that dude, the little twink one was smiling at first then he just looked like he wanted to get out of there ASAP. Like seriously leave them alone you losers do you expect them to do a personal Mister Plinkets video for you right there?
Other than that there was some mild cheering and clapping, USA USA USA. Same as when I saw Episode 1 as a kid.
>>63858184
>germany
no clapping at all only some laughs from time to time
but everyone lost their shit while pic related scene came up. the whole theatre was mumbling and discussing for a few unrest moments
>>63858184
Pretty glib tbqh.
>>63858184
>commercials start
>clap for my favorite brands of food
>opening title
>everyone claps
>get shot by autistic hapa
>police come to the scene and shoot everyone else 14 times
>everyone claps for the grand display of justice and freedom
>clapping eventually reaches the harmonic frequency of the building
>unspeakable amounts of popcorn and soda fly around the room
>everyone desperately reaches their piggy arms trying to grab the delicious nutrients
>autistic white guy shoots everyone again
I don't feel like going to see it because I have no friends. I've seen movies alone before if it was something I didn't want to wait for but I'm always too uncomfortable and it ruins the movie for me. Though when I did have friends their fidgeting and occasional talking and shit made me even more uncomfortable.
It's spoiled to shit anyway, I guess I'll just jack off violently while listening to the OT soundtrack then watch the RLM review.
>clapping before, during and after
also I sat next to jabba's cousin. there was a star wars thread on /v/ and I had just gotten home so I ranted there about it. fat people piss me off to no fucking end.
just imagine a perfect viewing experience on an ultrawide screen where 99% of the people acted pleasantly and you sit next to the guy that cant stop eating popcorn and talking to himself.
>>63858294
>go alone, select a seat in the middle of the middle row
>surrounded by a group of friend who I've split up
>neckbeard in a Jedi robe in front of me
Still a great experience
>no clapping
>no shouting, cheering or whatever
>lots of laughter at all the right moments
>a few gasps when han gets it
>>63858184
Went to a 12:30 am thursday showing at a nice, backwater suburbian theater.
10 people in my whole showing at max.
No annoying kids, college goers or teenagers.
There were college kids but they shut their fucking mouth.
Some good laughs at the joke scenes and "ahs" at some action and plot points, and that's it.
Was a nice experience for a good movie. Planning on seeing it again next week.
overpriced corn and drink
movie bad
was disapoint
>>63863414
The blatant nazi symbolism is retarded. But I guess that's what jj wants.
>Italy
People clapped when the Millennium Falcon showed up, and there was some mild chuckling at most attempts at humor. However the loudest laughter was when, after like 15 minutes straight of ads, the trailer for TFA came up.
Aside from that everything went fine. A girl behind me decided that 2 minutes before the title came up was the perfect time to explain the whole series to a friend of hers, but she stopped shorty after the opening crawl.
>>63858184
People laughed seeing Finn the first time.
>>63858184
Some idiot theater employee introduced the film and asked who identified with the rebel alliance and who identified with the galactic empire. handful of various idiots raised their hands after each question. Kid then asked who had seen it already; a few people including me raised their dumb hands.
Everyone cheered and clapped at the 'Star Wars' logo
Few people cheered for the millenium falcon
everyone FREAKED OUT when han solo and chewie appeared.
Everyone laughed at chewie's comical growls
Girl literally screamed when R2D2 was revealed
Few girls said "awww thats sad" when they said R2D2 has been in low power since Luke left. Fucking morons
some autist got pissed when Han died
few people whistled when Rey force pulled the lightsaber past Ren
When they show luke's back, a couple people yelled "yeah!"
Everyone clapped at the end.
That's about it.
went to the midnight imax showing. People clapped when the movie started and when it ended. I was sitting next to two parents who wouldn't shut the fuck up the entire movie.
Eating popcorn and drinking soda at 2am fucked up my sleeping pattern for like two days.
I enjoyed it.
>>63858398
ayyy sacramento
>Canada
No or cheering or clapping at all, just some laughs but only during parts meant to be funny. I just got back from the theater though, it might have been different seeing it closer to opening night.
>>63864269
>I want Episode 8 to be more character focused with more slow, quiet moments
Yes, that's what people said after Star Trek 2009. And then after Into Darkness. Guess what we're getting.
Some IRL Sheevposter started going NO, NO, NO! like Sheev does in Episode 3 when Han got katana'd by Darth Linkin Park. I was going to say "He should have spun, that's a good trick." back but I was with my gf and she was already all pissed because she hates Star anything and I don't feel like being single right now.
>VERY loud cheers during the opening
>a small child cried when Kylo Ren killed the village elder at the start
>Falcon's first appearance got cheers
>whole theater laughs at BB-8's "thumbs up"
>massive cheers for Han and Chewie
>girl next to me squealed when Ren took his mask off
>no one gave a shit about Leia
>neckbeard in front of me asks why C3-PO has a red arm, perhaps a little too loudly
>single guy shouted "NOOOO" when Han died
>people next to said guy went "shh"
>some black guy yelled "AW, HELL YEAH" when Finn activated his lightsaber before the duel with Ren
>Luke's appearance got mild cheers
>standing ovation during the credits
Bonus:
>some guy got kicked out about half way through for recording the movie on his iPhone
>>63864409
Oh, that's good then.
>>63863248
i wonder how often they get hassled when they go out.
jesus fucking christ so much cringe in this thread
>clapping and cheering at a screen
murrica..
>>63863875
The original trilogy had a ton of blatant Nazi symbolism.
>>63863248
Interesting. Was Rich Evans there or was it just Mike (fat one with black hair) and Jay (little twink)?
>London
>Laughter at the thumbs-up from BB8
>Laughter when C3PO cut in
>Muffled giggles when Kylo Ren showed his stupid autist face
>Can't remember if there was any reaction to Han getting shanked
