Episode V > Episode IV > Episode VI > Episode III > Episode VII >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Episode II = Episode I
Post your rankings faggots
>>63858049
V>>IV>VI>>>III>I>>>VII>>>>>>>II
Phantom menace beats seven because it had a much better score and expanded the lore.
>>63858174
well memed my friend, you'll fit in here very well what with blindly hating new things
V > IV ≥ VII > VI > III > I > II
>>63858174
>and expanded the lore.
>he was raised on the prequels and thinks Star Wars is about politics
oh fuck off mate
>>63858049
V>IV>VI>VII>III>I>II
Anything else is wrong.
>>63858049
>>63858174
Kill yourselves.
>>63858213
this is about right
Fuck this meme that 3 is better than 6 or "not that bad"
It has the worst fucking writing out of the prequels.
3 is shit.
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"
Episode 7 isn't even a Star Wars movies. It is a Marvel flick masquerading as one.
>>63858245
sike
switch 5 and 7 and youre good.
>fuckin ewoks
could also make and argument for 4>5>7>3>6>2>1
>>63858403
>The prequels were much better written
jesus christ George, go to bed
A New Hope > The Empire Strikes Back > Return of the Jedi = The Force Awakens > Revenge of the Sith > The Phantom Menace > Attack of the Clones
V > IV > VII > VI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>III>I>II
V > IV = VI > III > I = II
>>63858633
this is objectively correct
V > VI > VII > IV > I > III > II
V > IV > VI > III > I > II >>>>><<<<< VII
>>63858232
Fuck off the reddit. Seriously, what's with all the JJ ass kissing on /tv/ right now.
>>63858049
V > IV > VI > VII > I > III > II
Literally the only acceptable opinion.
>>63858321
You are... so beautiful
>>63858682
why are there so many prequel apologists on /tv/ right now?
>>63858711
/tv/ is just a contrarian board, how can you not know this by now?
>>63858686
This
>>63858711
Because the tide is turning back and you haven't jumped on the wagon yet as it isn't popular to do so on your facebook page.
>>63858174
This is the objectively correct ranking list. Everyone go home.
>>63858686
>M-muh origibals!
V > VII = IV >>>> III > VI >>> I >>>>>>>>II
I like 3 more than the average fan because I knew General Grevious' VA
>>63858833
>implying I use kikebook
>>63858049
This is correct, good job mate
>>63858049
VI > V > VII > IV > III > I > II
I liked TFA better than A New Hope. Come at me.
>>63858213
This.
>>63858989
You probably would being a capeshitter and all.
>>63858321
This
RoTJ is my favorite Star Wars. Its not the "best" of course, thats Empire Strikes Back, but its my personal favorite. Its my favorite because
Luke is just SO badass in RoTJ. That all black outfit, the green lightsaber and how he uses both light and dark side force powers. He basically tells everyone to fuck off and he is doing it his way. Fuck Yoda, Fuck Obi Wan, Fuck the Emporer. Luke is above your silly notions of what a Jedi is supposed to be. He said fuck all you faggots I'm gonna make Vader good again and none of you are going to stop me.
Fuck anyone who hates on RoTJ.
>>63858882
nice argument
>>63858049
V >IV > VII > VI >>> III >>> I >>>>>> II
Fuck it, Throne room scene aside VI had some pretty major issues. It peaked higher than VII, but averaged lower.
>>63858711
because the Force Awakens is actually good and everyone loves it so /tv/ has to pretend it's shit and the prequels were good so they can feel superior to the "pleb masses"
>>63859035Are you a Jedi? /co/ is my home board.
Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
The Force Awakens
A New Hope
MASSIVE POWER GAP
Ewok Movies
Revenge of the Sith
Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
POWER GAP
Clone Wars
>>63859086
Those peaks are why it's my favorite though. The throne room showdown is THAT FUCKING GOOD.
V>>>>>>>>>>>>IV
Sorry I've only seen the first two alls I got to say is that I loved episode V and episode IV was pretty eh...
>>63859119
Nope, TFA is the Marvelization of the Star Wars universe/franchise
>Star Wars: Deflecting blaster bolts.
>Marvel: Freezing blaster bolts in mid air.
>Star Wars: Droids are machines. If they're carrying secret plans, any technician can extract those plans.
>Marvel: Droids can place themselves in "low-power" mode and then you can't get any intel out of them until they magically come back (when the writer needs them to).
>Star Wars: Light sabers are tools or weapons. In Episode 4, Luke picks up his father's light saber, switches it on and... cool shiny blue energy weapon.
>Marvel: Rey touches Luke's light saber and gets a bunch of (magical) Luke-related force visions.
>Star Wars: The force involves training, requires an instructor, and takes time to develop.
>Marvel: The force is a super power that manifests in response to some traumatic event and transforms you in a dramatic instant--just when you really need it.
>Star Wars: "Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?"
>Marvel: Sure they've got a big planetary defense shield, but we're going to travel through it in hyperspace and come out of hyperspace between the shield and the planet. On my mark Chewy, one, two, three, now!
>Star Wars: General Solo leads a sizable Rebel Ops team to Endor to infiltrate the base and lower the shields so that the fighters can destroy the super weapon.
>Marvel: Old General Solo takes a wookiee and one grunt to do the same.
>Star Wars: The Death Star.
>Marvel: Star Killer Base.
>Star Wars: Light saber duels end when somebody loses a limb or two (or three).
>Marvel: People get hit with light sabers regularly, and they take a dramatic pause to reflect on the situation. The duel only ends when a seismic event creates a big chasm between the two combatants.
>>63858213
Perfect.
>>63859047
>Fuck anyone who hates on RoTJ.
Luke v Vader v Sheev stuff is great but it's a small part of a very, very flawed movie
>Movie basically starts four times with Vader arriving on the Death Star and three different introductions to Jabba's palace
>tons of kiddy humor even before the special editions
>that boring middle segment where the gang just wanders around Endor doing nothing
>fucking Ewoks
>Let's blow up the Death Star AGAIN
it's still better than the prequels, but I'd say worse than the original, ESB, and TFA
>>63859156
Truth. Also Jabbas palace and the space battle were GOAT.
People focus on the ewoks way too much, which admitedly they were pretty goofy, but the good parts of RoTJ are so. fucking. good.
Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Sith
Empire
Phantom Menace
A new Hope
Force Returns
Attack
>>63858049
IV ~ V > VI >>> III > I > VII ~ II
>>63859196
I may be biased because as a kid, RotJ was my favorite because of the jailbreak from Jabba's palace andthe Ewoks. It wasn't until I was older that I appreciated the Throne Room scene.
V>IV>VI=III>VII>I>II
V
IV
VII
VI
III
I
II
>>63859182
I can respect that. Look, I accept the fact that its flawed, but the good parts in it were just so good. I am biased as well as it was the first one I saw when I was 6 years old and its the one I watched the most as a kid. Very satisfying hero moments.
I really fucking hate this forced meme that 3 is not a shit movie when it caused the most damage out of the prequels to the overall story and character of Anakin.
It's so fucking bad. At least episode 1 is goofy bad, while 2 is cringe bad, but 3 just pisses me off.
>>63859196
RotJ is my favorite becuase how fucking raw the throne room battle is, and the emotion of unmasking Vader.
5>4>3>6>1>7>Xmas special >> 2
watching wookies talk for a half hour was more entertaining to watch than the fucking romance scenes
Wheres the streaming version, familios
The best will always be Empire, unless somehow Episode 8 or 9 turn out to be even better than Empire.
Second best is Jedi.
A New Hope is equal to Force Awakens.
Then 3, 2, and 1.
You know this to be true.
VII > III > VI > V > IV > I > The Room > II
>People in this thread saying RoTJ was their favorite
I want to live on this planet. SO many people shame me for liking RoTJ best, but fuck the haters.
>>63858711
the force awakens was so bad it made the prequels look good
>>63859255
>everything is a meme
Nice meme you low IQ /b/ mong
>>63859306
so edgy
IV>V=VI>VII>>>I>>>III>>>>>>II
VII was okay, but it's really only the first act of the next three-part story. In spite of its flaws, it's still a good movie. I enjoyed it.
Empire > Force > Jedi >>>>> Sith > Clone Wars (including because it's canon) >>>>>>> Menace >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Clones
>>63859306
The prequels are objectively badly made films
Even if you don't like JJ's direction on the story and characters at least he can frame a fucking scene and there's more interesting camerawork than "shot, reverse shot" and "walking and talking" all surrounded by green and blue screens
>>63859334
See >>63859175
Go back to /co/, /v/, /b/ or whatever board you crawled out of this week
>>63859281
Naw, TFA has no compelling reason to exist. The prequels were often bad, but Sith has something compelling and interesting going on which is more than you can say for TFA
>>63858213
If you rated II over I this would've been the most pleb fucking post of all time. V is meme, 7 is not even better than 3 and no where near 6
>>63859373
hello reddit!
V>IV>VII>VI>I
>>63859373
>the cgi is bad meme
whats next anon? something about bay, transformers, justin beaver, the kim kardashians?
>>63859373
If by "more interesting" you mean "shaky-cam running sequence" and "extreme close up 24/7" then yes, it was good. I especially liked how so many action shots were so close up you couldn't even tell what the fuck was going on.
Empire
A New Hope
Abrams Trek
Return of the Jedi
Into Darkness
Revenge of the Sith
Force Awakens
Attack of the Clones
Phantom Menace
>>63859395
it's funny how this board is so contrarian that hating the prequels has now become a "reddit opinion"
V > IV > VII > VII >>>>>>>>> III >>> I > II
Objectively correct.
>>63859388
But Sith was the worst movie.
I want prequel apologists to leave.
>>63859428
honestly
>>63859292
fuck you, The Room is the best Star Wars flick and you know it.
>>63859413
whoah...so this...is the power...of entire CGI sets...
>>63859388
That still doesn't make them better movies. I'll agree that 7 lacks originality and emotional weight but it's still considerably better made than any of the prequels.
>III is bad meme
Just stop.
>>63859413
this is not good by any modern standard
IV>III>VI>V>I>II>VII
>>63859428
They're just butthurt children whose first SW movies were the prequels, so they have a nostalgia boner for them in spite of the numerous flaws.
>You're just so beautiful
>It's because I'm so in love
>>63859460
>7 a better movie than 7
>literally reddit
>>63859255
This.
I never got why people rank 3 just because people die.
1>3>>2, but two is such a train wreck and Portman is that cute that it's more interesting than 3. 3 is so obviously just Lucas trying to finish this shit while slapping on a bunch of action. 1 if goofy, 2 is bad but 3 is halfarsed
>>63859526
consider suicide
I never thought I'd see the day that /tv/ started defending the prequels.
This place really is an embarrassment nowadays.
>>63859513
Three wasn't bad, but it wasn't even close to being any good, it was just there. And that's the problem, I can rewatch the OT and episode I, but not III or I'll get bored. And II was just shit.
>thinking III is good
>>>/r/eddit
>>63859538
>>63859513
It is bad, though.
It does have some good parts, but those are FAR outweighed by all the bad parts.
>Anakin goes full edgelord
>That fucking scene with Palpatine
>Padme dies of a broken heart
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63859509
I can't get over how, in the big picture, TFA is so soulless. The flaws in Clones and Phantom Menace make them worse than TPP in my opinion, but I think Sith did enough stuff right while having a soul to place it above TFA
>>63859413
i also for got something about big bang theory haha
>>63859504
>>63859524
what about the non cgi or you too hung up on projecting that you know something about cinema on facebook?
>>63859549
>so love has blinded you?
>that's... not what i meant
>>63859538
>You're just so beautiful
>It's because I'm so in love
>No, it's because I'm so in love with you
>then love has blinded you
it's been 10 years and I still have no idea what the fuck George was trying to say
>>63859538
Sorry 90s to mid 90s babby, but I actually saw Empire in the cinema. The prequels are still better than this Marvel movie we got.
>>63859569
This is my first time here just to discuss the movieI'm on /tg/ and /m/ most of the timebut you guys are certainly living up to your reputations as contrarian shitposters.
III sucked. Honestly, Episode I was better due to the duel of the fates alone
Empire > New Hope > Jedi >> Force >>> Phantom > Revenge >>>>>>>> Clones
Force is alright. I have nitpickings more with the lore/setting than I do with the chars/plot, namely what exactly happened to the Empire/Galactic Republic and why "the resistance" exists when the Republic should have the upper hand by now. Or do they not? Could it have killed them to clarify this in even like one or two lines? Maybe I missed it or something.
First half of Force was also fucking amazing imo (parts on Jakku basically) but it started to get too much into "wait who, what, why" territory pretty fast.
>>63859301
ROTJ was a roller coaster of emotions. So many cool scenes go up against the mind breaking middle portion of Ewoks' rape of imperial forces.
>>63859564
nice argument
1. 5
2. 4
3. 6
4. 7
5. 3
6. 1
2. 2
>>63859635
And we'll never know why the fuck Jar Jar was even a thing.
At least he was probably on Coruscant whenthe New Order blew it up
>>63858049
V > IV > VI >>> VII >>> III >>> I > II
>>63859623
You have to be legit retarded to believe that prequels were just CGI.The prequels sucks tough
>>63859648
>Attack of the Clones
>better than literally anything
nobody actually thinks this, right?
>>63858049
excellent taste anon
>>63859661
This post makes the most sense yet
Force was really good, but it did have a few flaws. Not nearly as many as /tv/ shitposters would have you believe. I would actually say Force was about equal to Jedi
>>63858213
u have VII that high? Nigger kill yourself please...
>>63858049
V > VI > IV > II = I > III > "VII"
if had to make a completely fair objective ranking it would be
V>IV>VI>III>VII>I>II
>>63859661
Not every supporter of the Empire was on the 2nd Death Star when it went boom.
>>63859619
>TFA is so soulless
that's why it was made with more heart and soul than any film to come out of this franchise since 1980
IV ≥ V > Vl = VII > III >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I and II
>>63859526
Good taste.
>>63859804
>that's why it was made with more heart and soul than any film to come out of this franchise since 1980
>literally a check list done by the disney committee
I laughed so hard the dogs in the alley are barking. Go back to your bb-8 oranges you cretin
>>63859751
This. This man gets it.
It's not a masterpiece, but it's still very entertaining, and for good reasons.
>>63858213
Spot on.
>>63858245
Seconded, and there it is.
1. Empire
2. New Hope
POWER GAP
3. Force Awakens
4. Jedi
.
.
.
900. Revenge of the Sith
.
.
.
9000. Clone Wars
9001. Phantom Menace
>>63859869
Jedi had much better highs than TFA, but Jedi also had much, MUCH worse lows.
>>63859891
helloooo reddit!
>>63859648
Oh, did I hit a bit too close to home? You don't have to pretend you're an oldfag just to make your opinion seem more valid.
Why don't you go and play with your Jar Jar Binks action figure? Mama will call you when dinner is ready.
>>63858049
5>4>6>1=2=3>7
Original trilogy master race, 1,2,3 sucked pretty badly, but dear god did disney fuck this movie up.
>>63859804
It's a pastiche of the original trilogy. I hope VIII does something interesting with the passing the torch to a new generation thing, so these new movies can come into their own artistically
>>63859934
hi George
>>63859780
dearest friend, your opinion is right
>>63859891
>>63859838
>>63859714
>>63859708
>>63859661
>>63859460
>Considering VII to be anything remotely close to being good as a movie or continuation of the story.
>>63860003
>d-do I fit in yet guys
>>63860000
>>63860000
>>63860000
quads speak truth
lol the prequels are soooo bad! plinkett reviews told me so!
V
VII
IV
VI
III
II
I
>>63859804
I love it
Sony was right about consumers. It'll be great to see you praise the fuck out of the new Ghostbusters
>>63860003
It is good, though. You just have shit taste.
>>63860033
refute him then
>People unironically defending the prequels.
>>63860027
Read and weep faggot, this movie felt like a firehose full of bullshit. So much material and work they could have used and built from, and Disney + Abrams piss on all of it.
Abrams tried so fucking hard to make a cool action movie out of this, but the camera is "WHIRBRBRBRBRBRBRB ADHD" and the plot is so hacksawed to death there's no continuity worth caring about.
Done m8. I'm gonna forget this movie ever happened and go dig up my old Galactic Battleground CD's.
V>IV>VI>I>III>VII>II
>>63858213
yup.
>unironically defending abrams
>>63860138
This. Holy shit.
>>63860138
>>63860149
he's still a better director than George, even if George has better story ideas
IV>V>VI>VIII>III>II>I
>>63860185
reddit has arrived
V>VI>VII>IV>I>III>II
Force Awakens is New Hope, but much better written and shot.
Leave it to /tv/ posters to start loving the prequels again just to be contrarian.
>>63860241
>only argument is memes
go to bed George
>>63860185
>even if George has better story ideas
He doesn't.
I don't know if I don't remember prequels right but I really disliked TFA.
Only good things were Paul,Han and Kylo.
>>63858213
This is probably the most popular, but I always enjoyed RotJ more than Empire.
VI>V>VII=IV>>III>I>>>>>II
>>63858403
>The prequels were much better written
Stopped reading there. The Force Awakens was too derivative and Rey was too perfect but even with those glaring flaws TFA has infinitely better writing than the fucking prequels. Episode II in particular is a laughably awful mess of a film
>Count Dooku hires Jango Fett to kill Padme
>Jango hires another bounty hunter
>the bounty hunter uses a droid
>the droid uses giant poisonous centipedes to kill Padme instead of fucking shooting her
>Obi-Wan recklessly grabs the droid even though the droid could've self destructed or he could've missed and fallen to his death
>Anakin races after Obi-Wan leaving Padme defenseless
>big chase ensues where Anakin saves Obi-Wan and tracks down the bounty hunter
>bounty hunter is able to give them the slip but then tries to kill them
>once the bounty hunter starts to give them information out of nowhere Jango kills the bounty hunter with a special poisonous dart
>could've tried killing all three of them with a rocket or something but instead only killed the bounty hunter he hired
>Jango flies away with a backpack
>Anakin and Obi-Wan don't chase after Jango even though his backpack is slower than a landspeeder and has less fuel than a landspeeder
>this whole thing could've been avoided if they hadn't come up with a retarded plan to use Padme as bait
>this plan would've ended if Padme's death if the bounty hunter had decided to use a blaster instead of fucking centipedes
And that's just scratching the surface of the retardation of the prequels.
>>63860270
he had some pretty interesting ideas for the prequels but shit the bed while directing them.
JJ's only idea was "lets remake A New Hope"
>>63860268
New Hope has literally no filler. TFA is stuffed with it. You can't argue that a film jam packed with filler is better written than one that is as concise as humanly possible.
>>63860305
To be fair, The Phantom Menace is pretty much "let's remake A New Hope, but poorly."
>>63860185
what the fuck... name one movie abrams has done that comes close to new hope or american graffiti
>>63860268
>Leave it to /tv/ posters to start loving the prequels again just to be contrarian.
Kind of surprises me a bit. I knew /tv/ would hate the new one or talk shit to some extent but I never knew they would go as low as literally and unironically defending the prequels.
This board is shit.
>>63858049
1>3>4>7>6>5>2
>implying this isn't true and you're not letting the dark side (nostalgia, hatred of new and unusual things) cloud your judgement.
Hardly any other visual masterpiece has ever blown away your imagination like the prequel trilogy. Prove me wrong faggots.
>implying you wouldn't die to become a padawan serving among your brothers before the fall of the republic
>implying traveling to distant alien worlds with your master and other fellow jedi, learning about different cultures and experiencing the alien flora and fauna while learning the mystery of the force wouldn't be maximum fucking comfy
>imply you wouldn't give your right nutt to be a 5 year old in Master Yoda's class while he jokes and counsels you like a grandfather
>implying you wouldn't want to lead a battalion of loyal clones into battle against CIS filth
>>63860185
LOL
Hes a terrible director just like Lucas.
>>63860339
>name one movie abrams has done that comes close to new hope
The Force Awakens.
>>63860339
A New Hope was saved in editing
>>63860350
Prequel setting is the most comfy desu
V>IV>III>VI>I>II>VII
Racemixing propaganda is not welcome in my cinema
>>63859423
>Abrams Trek
>Into Darkness
Oh u.
Into Darkness was probably the most hackneyed piece of crap Abrams ever made. I usually like his work, but he tainted Star Trek forever.
>>63860377
Now this is shitposting!
>Episode III better than anything
I want this meme to stop. It was the worst of the prequels.
>>63860530
>III
>worse than II
>>63860487
>Ruins Star Trek
>Now ruins Star Ruins
Maybe it is in fact Abrams who is the"Starkiller"
>>63860530
>implying anything can be worse than II
Did you block out all memories of the romantic scenes?
>>63860350
>comfy
Go away, /v/edditor.
>>63860585
You just made me remember the vidya Starkiller
Fuck you
>>63859255
All the prequels are shit, but at least 3 had lots of action.
6 > 5 > 4 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 2
TPM: 6/10
AOTC: 2/10
ROTS: 7/10
ANH: 8/10
ESB: 9/10
ROTJ: 7/10
TFA 5/10
ESB > ANH > ROTJ = ROTS > TPM > TFA > AOTC
>>63860634
Did something I said trigger you?
4>5>6>3>2>1>7
Ignore all plebs that say otherwise.
>>63860793
This.
fuck this board
7 didn't have one interesting battle except the two TIEs vs Falcon
Prove me wrong.
5>4>6>3>1>7>2
>>63860793
7 was shit but someone man, its not nearly as bad as 2.
>>63860742
This.
>>63860785
No, /v/edditor. I'm just letting you know that your "comfy" meme shit isn't welcome around here.
>Implying A New Hope isn't the best Star Wars movie
It's the only one that can stand on its own.
>>63860828
>WAAAH WHY DON'T EOPLE LIKE MY SHIT NEW MOVIE!?!?!
>>63860827
Yes we know you agree, you wrote it you faggot
>>63860847
Comfy meme started here. If you want an echo chamber them I suggest another website, nostalgiafag
>>63860793
>>63860827
Episode II is by far the worst. Even the worst parts of Episode VII are better than "I don't like sand" and Yoda going to town with his little lightsaber.
Why do companies think we want to see character past the prime of their storytelling?
why cant we just see them save the day and then we just assume they lived the rest of their life happy
why do we need more stories if its only going to shit up the previous ones
>>63860834
The lightsaber fight between Kylo, against Rey and Finn, was really good.
>>63860887
The flying combat scenes in VII were very good, but there's still so much shit going on across the whole film that still feels like I just got hit with a shovel. Nothing about this movie felt like Star Wars, the Falcon was great, but holy shit what the hell happened to this plot.
>>63860875
And that meme was started by crossposting /v/edditors like you. Go back to your home board.
>>63860939
>Nothing about this movie felt like Star Wars
Nothing about Episode II felt like Star Wars.
>>63860945
Goooooood goooooood, let the butthurt flow through you
>>63860920
>Kylo vs Finn
>Good
What the fuck?
>>63860974
Felt as campy as episode 5
>>63858049
IV > V > III > VI > I > II > VII
Two at least had geonosis and neat coruscant stuff. About halfway past the time they got off Jakku I just stopped caring with the new movie. It just didn't take the series anywhere and didn't have any flair to make up for it. I never thought I'd get bored watching x-wings fight.
>>63860875
Getting "comfy" and then watching something is what started on this board. Your garbage calling a piece of media pleb shit you're insecure about liking "comfy" didn't start here
>>63860974
Gunships and clone troopers is very acceptable, I don't know why people outright hate Ep 2 so fucking much. It's nowhere near as good as VI/V, but fuck it's not like they made Wicker Man 2.
>>63861009
What? I didn't get any Episode V vibes from Episode II.
>>63860987
Finn and Kylo wailing away at each other, just trying to batter the other one down was pretty tense. It reminded me of luke and Vader if Jedi, while not being so self conscious of the OT like the rest of the movie
>>63861030
In2 English before you shitpost. I don't speak sand people
>>63861035
It used to be my favorite but I don't like watching it anymore. It's very slow. Slower than 5. Granted the dogfight, coliseum, and battle of geonosis was fucking awesome
this is how star wars should be rated faggots.
IV> VI> V> II > III> I >>>>>> VII
If you didn't see that VII was liberal kike propaganda you're a fucking pleb.
>>63861192
>II
>not the worst film ever made
>>63861192
Fucking this, god damn I'm disappointed after today.
VI > IV > V > II > VII > III > I
whats wrong with 2 again
all i remember is that scene when they're all fighting and bobby fetts dad gets his head chopped off
>>63861243
>being this surprised at /tv/ shit taste
Literal Reddit invasion earlier this year and they ever left. this isn't surprising.
>>63861275
Not a whole lot. Some of the scenes and minor events weren't too incredible, but a lot happened, and it felt continuous to the story instead of shitting on everything.
>>63861240
>implying it wasn't as shit as VII
>>63861275
Shitty acting, and annoying anakin throughout the whole movie.
>>63858174
I agree with this list.
>>63858174
agreed
>>63861035
>I don't know why people outright hate Ep 2 so fucking much.
Everything about it is shit.
>the pace is painfully slow
>dialogue is terrible even by Star Wars' standards
>every actor is as stiff as a board because they can't cope with the awful dialogue
>numerous characters make incredibly retarded decisions that defy all logic
>all of the action except for the Dooku vs Anakin duel is full of CGI and all of the CGI has aged like milk
>>63861275
HATE SAND
Star Wars > Empire > Jedi > Awakens > literally who cares
>>63861325
Anakin was a tantrum child, but I was absolutely blown the fuck away by the planet-shattering autism of Kylo Ren.
>>63861275
yoda jumping around screaming like ms piggy with his tiny lightsaber
>>63858174
needs more alligator mouths between 1 and 7, but you're correct otherwise :0)
>>63861376
The difference is Kylo Ren is supposed to be a massive autist. You're not supposed to feel sympathy for him. Anakin was supposed to be a great hero that was tragically seduced by the dark side but George fucked that all up and accidentally made him a whiny psychopath.
>>63860915
Star Wars isn't another series they're sequels we may call it the original trilogy but these new movies are all part of that original trilogy it just took a long time to see the next episode
>>63861469
>You're not supposed to feel sympathy for him.
Kylo Ren is completely, absolutely, no question, fucking wrong about everything. But I really do feel pity for him because he's brute-forced his moral conscience into complete reverse.
V = VII >> IV > VI > I > III > II
>>63861581
Fuck off
>>63861581
>>63861581
I don't get how anyone could think VII matches up to V and beats IV. I would rather people overrate it than praise the prequels though.
>>63861275
I'll take Lucas's smooth shots over Jar Jar's shaky cam
>>63861581
>>63858049
4
5
6
3
7
2
1Roman numerals were used by Romans who werefaggots
After rewatching the OT I realized they aren't even that good.
V > IV >= VII > VI >>>>>>>> III > I > II
Star Wars is for children. It really feels like The Wizard of Oz in space.
>>63861652
au contraire, homosexual relations were heavily frowned upon in Roman society.
>>63861636
I think like it better than IV but it's not as good as V or VI.
PERSONAL ORDER
III>V>IV>VII>VI>I>II
OBJECTIVE ORDER
V>IV>VII=VI>III>I=II
>>63861607
>>63861636
let's be honest, 5 is good because of how immense the plot was, 7 is good b/c what the new hope should have been
7 is better than 4 because it just has so much more good stuff going on
>>63861640
They both have their pros and cons. JJ's shaky cam is annoying but Lucas has no idea how to shoot a dialogue scene in an interesting way.
V>IV>III>VI>VIII>II>I
>>63861717
III is your personal favorite because of the hilariously awful dialogue, right?
>>63861679
Revisionist Roman historian detected.
>people unironically defend Revenge of the Sith
The only good thing about this film are the memes.
>>63861750
>2>1
no.
>>63861738
Imo, the shaky cam removes the grandiose, operatic feel you would expect from a space opera.
>>63861777
A lot of it is shit yeah, but no. I just like it because the Sith win.
>>63861787
Educate yourself you fucking mongoloid, there's no imaginary revisionism when I'm quoting Edward fucking Gibbon.
>>63861717
>doing this
Opening your self up while twirling for no reason. At least he got SS+
VI-V-VII-IV-----------------------------------------------I/II/III
>>63861719
kill yourself tbqh, senpai. baka.
V-VI-IV------------------I/II/III
>>63861970
I think every lightsaber duel except for the Luke vs Vader ones has pointless twirling. Is it poetry?
V-VI-IV-VII--------------Hitler------------I/II/III
>>63859780
Wew
VII > V > IV > VI > III > I > II
>>63862021
Luke had an acrobatic backflip. I personally have no problem with force users acrobatics bit people often complain about that kind of stuff only as it pertains to the PT
>>63858049
Honestly, the only way you'll like Episode VII is if you are a girl, an african descendant, if you haven't seen the other 6 movies, or if you hate nazis.
Why is no one saying a single bad word about this movie on reddit
>>63861671
Yes, thank you.
>>63862532
Why are you browsing reddit?
>>63862532
They'll probably get shadow banned. I don't know if you've noticed but reddit isn't exactly a haven for free speech. You can't even call another user out for being a fucking idiot.
Have people even gone back to see Revenge of the Sith recently? It's worse than Episode I and II combined.
>>63859255
Honestly anon, I agree 100% with everything you said.
>>63858049
V>VII>>IV>>>VI>>>>>>>>>>III>I>>>>II
Go ahead, call me pleb. Don't give a single fuck and well aware that the original trilogy is dated and grounded in nostalgia.
