Will swordshit ever return?
man troy was such a fucking fun movie.
I dunno, but it would be cool though.
I really liked Troy, even though Achilles was an ass.
>>63857801
>no Diomedes
>Gods don't play a role
>Menalaus and Ajax are killed like bitches
>no Diomedes
>Trojan Horse is shoehorned because MUH RECOGNITION
>Virgil cameo for no reason
>no Diomedes
>Parris is a faggot
I wanted to like this movie but I fucking couldn't.
Gladiator was great too
just watch the spartacus series and be satisfied
>>63857801
Alexander killed swordshit
>>63859225
uh don't remind me
LOTR ended swordshit. nobody cared about the eagle, or immortals. 300 had a good opening weekend because of excellent trailers
>>63859464
Yeah 300 was the last good one that I can remember. The rest were hardly a blip on the radar.
And that 300 sequel was god awful.
>>63859506
How did they fuck up the sequel so bad.
>>63859506
>300 sequel
wait what
It was ok
Oh I wish bruh. I really wish...
Kingdom of Heaven Director's Cut was really really good.
>>63859965
Just pretend you didn't read that. It's for your own good.
>>63857801
>>63860035
>dark skinned sadfu rose byrne
my dick
>>63859933
Because it shouldn't have a sequel. It was a beginning and ending, there was no cliff hanger whatsoever. They just tried to milk money out of the name and it fell flat on its face.
Sorry but I think the proper term is "cloakshit."
>>63859965
>>63860166
>>63860212
eva green's reconstructed natty titties doe
>>63857801
Nah, even Ridley Scott is getting too old for that crap.
>>63860035
>>63860313
makes me wanna play age of mythologies again
what was that retarded weapon ajax had in this movie?
>>63860313
>the way he puts his shield on his back right as an arrow was about to hit him
FUCK YOU ACHILLES REEEEEEEEEE
>>63860212
The problem I think it was focusing in Athens and Themistocles, they should have done the sequel about the Peloponnesian war focusing in the Spartan side.
If you removed Simian Mara from the film, Ironclad was a 10/10.
Sure recipe for a good time: James Purefoy and swords.
Rome, A Knight's Tale, Ironclad, Solomon Kane, Camelot, George and the Dragon, etc.
>>63860313
something about this and watching aragorn fuck niggas in fellowship was really exciting watching them in the early 2000s
>>63860422
>all that zweihander
>dexfags on suicide watch
>>63860422
lindybeige made it impossible for me to enjoy that movie
>>63860358
Giant hammer
>>63860422
>2h sword
>13th century
every time
i still enjoy this movie though, the actor is pretty gud
he was in another movie called solomon kane i think, about the devil and shit
that was alright
>>63859225
what was wrong with Alexander?
the battle scenes were cool and i liked Alexander subduing foreign cultures and big tits
>>63860498
>lindybeiege
>"zomg this work of fiction has historical inaccuracies, REEEEEEEE"
The only faggots more autistic than that Muslim are the people who watch his reviews.
>>63860035
>movie Hector is a valiant protector
>tfw real life Hector died like a little bitch
>>63860565
especially when he's wrong half the time
>>63860391
nigga athene is watching over him, archers ain't got shit
>>63860535
>13th century
>longswords not existing
wot
>>63860664
Well...
>>63860391
>shield on his back right as an arrow was about to hit him
That's the same arrow that he blocked at his front.
>>63860687
that's not a longsword
that's a 2h sword, look at it
besides longswords didn't appear till late 13th/early 14th centuries, and this movie is set in 1215
>>63857801
Not after clash of the titans and immortals. We should've gotten more sword and sandal adventure movies back when they couldn't just do everything in cgi, it's too late now to get that authentic feeling Troy and Rome had.
>>63860735
>besides longswords didn't appear till late 13th/early 14th centuries
you mean that over a 2 thousand years of sword usage, nobody has ever thought "dude, what if we make our swords a bit longer"?
>>63860803
don't listen to him, he's a turbo autist
tfw writing an ancient greekish story for myself and I have no idea how to portray gods.
Its hard man. And their humanoids races are ugly half human half animal hybrids. Those that arent have dumb traits like one giant foot or huge ass ears
>>63860803
>nobody has ever thought "dude, what if we make our swords a bit longer"?
pretty much
most swords historically weren't as long as longswords, roman cavalry swords were longer but they didn't have a long enough grip to be used 2h
>>63857801
Alexander killed it, it was so bad.
>>63860735
>besides longswords didn't appear till late 13th/early 14th centuries, and this movie is set in 1215
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=251061.0
Medieval historians confirm that they existed as early as the 1100's.
>>63857801
Conan the King
god damn yes it will return.
>>63860035
>actual spear v spear combat
>slashing with a spear and using a shield and holding a staffed weapon behind your head for quick and powerful attacks as oppossed to wide slow swings
>aiming for historically targetted weak points such as the femoral artery and the heels.
9/10 GOAT but a little flashy one the spins.
>>63860422
if that movie didnt have fucked camera work it would be based as fuck.
>>63857801
Gays are so last decade. It's all about transbeings now.
>>63860894
leave it to Oliver stone to ruin genres.
ruined vigilante films, vietnam films, sword and sandal films, and everything else in between.
>>63857981
> Gods don't play a role
> Gods
> real
>>63861026
Because Odysseus, Achilles, Ajax and Hector were all real too, right?
>>63860949
did you read the thread
>literally unconfirmed
>>63861050
they MAY have been, but exagerrated.
beside...we got gods fo egypt, so...yeah.
though i did want a Sean Bean Odyssey movie.
>>63861133
Look, the point is we need a fucking Iliad movie, not a movie about the Trojan War, a movie of THE ILIAD, THE POEM.
>>63861070
>some faggot in the thread with no credentials "debunks" a famous historian by going "nuh uh!"
Yeah. I read that. It was a nice source he posted too along with his credentials.
