Continued from >>63852844
SOMEBODY
They should just drop weekend update
first for dream host
/pol/ is always right
Oh boy, more "nostalgia factor"
>>63856964
Boco is a /co/umblrite
>they come in right at the end
I remember when past hosts would take over the whole show. The fuck is shit.
>>63856837
There you go.
>Solstice night
Top kek
>amy and tina
PLS STOP
surprised they didn't do really?
>only 1 joke
>Not letting them do the whole thing
Boy SNL is really fuckin up this christmas special
damn Tina got a lazy eye
>>63857028
Thank god, full Jon Stewert mode, fuck that.
yeah, shut up mouthbreathers
>we're not even going to get a schweaty balls sketch are we
>>63856949
Maybe next year when she's nominated for an Oscar for Xavier Dolan's first English film
>Jim as a badass
anyone else watching in IL?
>that fucking gay couple health insurance commercial
VANESSA
BASED
>sketch after weekend update has dancers
3 fucking weeks in a row
>Chad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63857109
Is her ass Photoshopped?
there's Maya
>Does SNL suck right now?
Yes.
Fuck it, time to just clipshow the next 15 minutes.
And there's the Maya cameo
Drunken maya singing is pretty good.
Alright there's Maya, where's Kristen Wiig to complete the square.
>>63857135
Gays need health insurance more then anyone.
>Little kid looking up mayas mini skirt
Oh hai Mrs. PTA
I like maya
>>63857193
Good taste
>them legs on Maya
amy>tina
>Bill Cosby joke
Edgy
Ayyy lmao
>tina doing a cosby joke
STUNNING
STUNNING AND BRAVE
COSBY
South Park did it already.
>>63857233
They're both not that great desu senpai. but If I had to rank them it would be Tina>Amy
>ryan adams sperging out all show
>>63857269
She did it on 30 Rock years before it was cool.
South Park made the exact same joke a year ago
>this fucking Microsoft commercial
>Microsoft Store commercial
Funniest joke of the night and it's not even a part of the show.
Spread Harmony, 2016, Year of the Linux Desktop
>pride and prejudice and zombies
kek
>Amy won't do a RIIIIIIIIIICK RICK RICK RICK sketch
>>63857337
Linux has no games though
>>63857370
every valve game works on linux
>Old Navy Portlandia comercial
How ironic a show about hipsters is doing commercials like that.
>>63857368
I wish they'd let Horatio host once
>>63857314
Yes and the hosts made it during the golden globes
>>63857319
I like that song, though. Its sweet.
>>63857319
>>63857336
GUISE PLS BUY OVERPRICED SHITTY MINI COMPUTER, IS BETTER THAN IPAD. PLS.
>Music video
piss break
>entire sketch just to advertise your movie
My penis is moving
taylor swift will find this hilarious!!!
why are they trying to make Taylor mad again?
>>63857370
More than a shitty tablet.
Dude, l o l! Pop Culture references! Feminism! Yeah!
They had to go and ruin it.
>amy schumer keeps getting fatter
Schumer getting fat as fuck
THIS IS TERRIBLE, THE SHIT TASTE OF AMY AND TINA COMBINE FOR FULL NORMIE BULLSHIT.
>>63857442
Because fuck her, her music, and her whole useless ass career.
Anything that pisses her off is a good thing.
Did Schumer get fatter?
goddamn schumer is fat as hell
All that weight is going to break the stage.
oh look its an its funny when amy dances or sings because shes fat sketch
tina and amy with wigs I'm so hard FUCK GET THIS FATASS OFF THIS SKETCH SO I CAN CUM
>Amy Jewmer more important than the guy who made Putney Swope
Fucking casuals
>>63857474
EDGE: The post
Li'trally cringing nao
I really don't understand these GE commercials
>come work for GE
>none of your friends will respect you
>>63857474
>REEEEE watching snl weekly
>>63857442
inb4 Taylor sues NBC
>>63857513
>>63857526
I just really, really, REALLY hate her.
Love this feminism shoved down my throat, thanks SNL
>>63857475
she ate ronda rousey
>>63857442
Nothing about that mocked Taylor really. It did mock the concept of squads but that's something the media created anyway,
bruce is still too cool to look at the camera
>Jake from state farm is a meme now
This is literally what they want, can we not buy directly into it?
>>63857544
>voluntarily watches TV show
>claims it shoves things down his throat
>>63857589
So what if it mocked Taylor? Shes a strong independent woman, right? She can take it
>>63857616
I watch TV to escape reality and be entertained, not have retarded "I'M FAT AND BEAUTIFUL" agendas shoved in my face
FUCK YES
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This episode has been a disappointment desu
The last two weeks were better
>>63857628
Who gives a fuck what she can take or wants.
Sorry, sorry. I'll stop now.
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
the river is a great album btw
>>63857661
Is this the first time you've ever watched SNL? Why even watch it if SJW shit offends you.
How is it they dropped in quality on an episode where they could've just used old cast members.
The past 2 weeks were really good, now this is just..bland. Like, really fucking bland.
>tfw no more Lilyhammer
Fuck you Netflix. I don't want a Poo in Loo Louie ripoff.
>>63857702
There is literally zero reason to hate Taylor swift
>>63857717
Nebraska is still my favorite.
![curtin-600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q1CKzvP.jpg "curtin-600[1].jpg")
>>63857544
Whine more.
>>63857748
What SNL thinks as "women empowerment" is far from what "women empowerment" should be.
Nice dew rag. Vin Diesel HAS really let himself go
Best Silvio
https://youtu.be/H0DiISK2A9
>>63857734
Ehhh, the baby ruined it, babies ruin everything.
Angie Tribeca looks funny
>>63857739
true, true
she's a confirmed /b/tard
The ties that bind was always an underrated track, so it's nice to see Bruce is willing to bring it to a bigger audience.
>>63857739
Don't get me started.
>>63857786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0DiISK2A9Y
>>63857763
I'm not complaining or anything but THIS.
Oh boy, recycled shit
oh shit i love this sketch
>>63857763
Well, what is your interpretation of empowerment, besides the usual "let me pull out my vagina card to get away from shit/gib me shit" statement? I'm genuinely curious.
>>63857817
he's playing the entire river album on his next tour
BRONX
R
O
N
X
Oh hey, this sketch.
Why did they put it at the end?
>May the force give me a break already
surprised they didn't lead with this
>>63857807
what about that makes her any less hateable?
Why is maya famous again?
>>63857908
Bridesmaids.
>>63857908
boogie nights
>>63857859
Right,and the first song he performed tonight was an unreleased track from that era.
>>63857908
She married the some drunk who directs movies or something.
>entire sketch doesn't use any of the current cast
>>63857938
And its really good. How about that.
Needs more Kate
>>63857908
Married this guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Thomas_Anderson
>still remember people used to complain Fey era sucked
>>63858000
it did
it just got worse
is this sketch supposed to be funny?
>>63857963
And this is her mother
https://youtu.be/kE0pwJ5PMDg
TIME FOR SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
>>63858014
If Tina doing a bad Philly accent is funny than yes.
>>63858037
bruh the show is over
>>63858037
He sang his second song already. Better get it from YouTube instead
Oh hey, we're gonna get bruce singing christmas songs
Based
>>63858037
CALLED IT!
>suddenly paul mccartney
oh
okay
Why Paul is there?
MACCA
>>63858037
How the fuck did you know?
>>63858043
An accurate accent at that.
PAUL MCCARTNEY OUTTA FUCKING NOWHERE!
Aw shit, based Bruce is being based
>>63857908
She comes from a family of rich jews.
>>63858074
You were saying? Also some old guy just got on stage.
HOLY SHIT PAUL
>Paul McCartney just randomly popping up to shake a metal object
This was so underwhelming.
Maya's cleavage just redeemed it a little though.
Cecily appeared once this episode
vanessa, bobby, and pete look like they're having the time of their lives
>you will never dance on stage with the cast of SNL then go to a based afterparty where you drunkenly hit on tina, amy and cecily
>>63858137
It's gonna redeem my next two minutes for sure
>>63856891
This show is a fucking zombie cash crop for that flesh lump Lorn
why is silvio pretending to play guitar
>>63858145
so?
>>63858145
Twice.
Carly
And as future wife mom
>CUTTING IT OFF EARLY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
did they just cut off the boss?
That was good.
I mean, it could have been better, but for modern SNL that was pretty damn good. Very festive.
They just didn't have much Christmas themed sketches for some reasons.
Last two minutes was the best two minutes of the season.
>>63858173
>So?
What were your top 3 segments this episode /tv/?
Mine were;
Bruce
Bruce
Bruce/ending
>>63858170
He actually is playing a 12-string electric which is key to the sound of The River.....it's so dominating that he often only plays it on choruses live.
>>63858185
I seriously don't get this, it's happening every week now. It's 1 AM on the east cost, what the fuck are they worried about pre-empting?
>>63858211
Second wife skit and Hilary
If you didn't enjoy that ending , you hate hate joy and happiness.
https://twitter.com/springsteen/status/678455269270142976
>played 3 songs
>wore different shirts in all 3
god damn does he sweat a lot
>>63858230
It's probably a union thing for the studio stagehands
>>63858230
"1st Look", apparently.
>>63858211
>bruce being too cool to look at the camera before the 1st song
>bruce being too cool to look at the camera before the ties that bind
>santa claus is coming to town
And over to TCM
>>63858200
Its not PC
>>63858349
I already have Possession on my HD
>>63858200
Probably because everyone on the show are jews and don't celebrate christmas.
>>63858478
Like I needed that shoved down my throat.
>>63858478
Can confirm they're Jews. One of the writers graduated from my high school a year before me and he's a Jew.
