What are your favorite rom coms? (Romantic comedies)
>>63855650
>If I wasn't single and I had a girlfriend
>>63855650
What a beta. Also, why does he have "shit" in quotation marks? It's literal shit.
>>63855766
it's period blood m8
>>63855650
>If I wasn't single
>>63855822
Wait, that's not shit? Oh, then honestly, whoever complains about period blood is a cuck.
not starwars
>>63855822
oh shit
>>63855766
>>63855916
>>63855930
spotted the virgins
>>63855766
lmfao virgin
>>63855650
>That is normal.
>>63855967
>>63855980
Fuck off, faggots. It looks like shit.
>>63856028
>tfw colorblind
>>63856028
It's ok to be a virgin if you're under 15
>>63855967
>>63855980
>>63856104
Go back to reddit, you fucking normies.
It's saddening that some guys just aren't self-aware of how beta they are when they type shit like this.
Like yeah, periods are natural and it's dumb to get worked up over them, but Jesus Christ this pedestalizing.
>>63855766
>>63856028
>being this retarded
>>63856230
>pedestalizing.
tumblr insult for thirsty betas, turning even their worship of women into misogyny
>>63856230
>this guy is getting laid while you pretend you're Don Draper on the internet
Had a chick bleed on my sheets before. I was more appalled that I had to explain Monty Python to her, dumb bitch.
there's a line between appreciating a woman, and idolizing her...
>>63856344
>worship of women
That's not a good thing, bud.
>>63856472
I'm not ready to read all of this.
>>63856378
The dude in OPs pic literally says "If I wasn't single...".
>>63856378
>using a reaction image is pretending
Fresh off the boat from reddit, kid? Heh.
Besides, the dude in the OP says he's single. Take a guess why.
>>63856472
Fucking hell.
>>63856719
Shave your damn head already, it doesn't look good.
>>63856472
>>63856719
Are these guys autistic? How could they possibly think they're being anything but pathetic?
>>63855650
>(Romantic comedies)
Thank you for clarifying what rom com means.
>>63856843
>>63856918
np (no problem) tbqhwyrn (to be quite honest with you rn (right now)) fám (my basketball American friend I have come to love and trust like family)
>>63855650
he forgot the eggs
It's funnier if I imagine it being shit
I'd make her wear a big thick diaper so she can wet it as well and make a big soft goopy mess
I'd probably get a fresh diaper ready for when my BIG baby woke up, pop it in the microwave for ten seconds so it's toasty and snug
She's be SO happy to get herself a thorough wiping down by those scented babywipes and then fit into her new, adorable diaper
>>63855916
>Oh, then honestly, whoever complains about period blood is a cuck.
A cuck? Do you even know what that means? Why do you sad little virgins insist on using words that you don't the meaning of?
>>63856230
I don't want any bodily fluids of any kind on my bed
I don't care how 'natural' it is if you piss, shit, or bleed on my bed I'll be mad, maybe a wee bit more sympathetic to period because it can be unexpected but come on
>>63856472
he stole that first line from the bible
>>63855916
Period blood stinks mate, you don't want that shot on you
>>63858841
what about drool? how do you feel about drool?
>>63858911
if you do it in your sleep and it dries before I see it whatever
if I see you do it it'll keep me up
I may be more picky than others though, I put a towel down for sex
>>63856472
(SIGH)
Women are disgusting.
When Ihad a gf, she used to let me cum inside her like 2 or 3 times a night, would go squirt the cum out of her cunt in the toilet them come back to bed. So in the morning she'd sometimes want a morning fuck, but the smell sex after sleeping all night with a cunt full of jizz was fucking rank. Made me feel physically sick.
Fuck women.
>>63858967
Towel for sex may be weird if she's a new girl but me and my gf do it. She has black sheets and stains them all the time
