>dressed up for Star Wars on opening night
>sat down and the guy next to me said I looked like a faggot
>me during the entire movie
It's okay. Hell be the first to die when our savour comes
Who'd you dress up as?
>>63849070
I hope he says Captain AMerica.
>>63849070
A jedi
>>63849114
boo
>>63849010
Pay no mind. As long as you don't overdo it (as would an autist), then it doesn't matter what others think. However if it's a cheaply made Halloween costume type thing then yeah, you probably did look like a faggot. It's okay dressing up like /fa/ Luke Skywalker but don't go as manchild Luke Skywalker.
>someone calls you a faggot
>you don't kick his ass
Step up yo game, son. If this was at Star Wars he was probably a massive nerd, if you started acting all dangerous he probably would have shit his pants.
>>63849070
Captain Kirk.
can you ruin the end of star wars for me please :)
>>63849114
Faggot
>>63849070
Donald Trump
>>63849318
After the creditsI fuck your mother
What's the point of dressing up if you're going alone?
>>63849210
>If this was at Star Wars he was probably a massive nerd
It's Star Wars. Literally the most normie franchise of all time. Even the Fast and Furious series attracts a higher degree of intellectual.
>>63849010
i forgot to ask
was there a Star Wars CU after credits scene?with Samuel L. Jackson talking to Rey about the Jedi Initiative?
>>63849206
This is tons betters than those legit-looking costumes.
>>63849559
no, thank godand he would have been giving her the BBC anyway
>>63849010
Faggot.
>take little niece to see star wars because i promised her
>her mom has dressed her up as princess leia with little hair buns and errthing qt af
>about ten minutes into movie she says to me quietly "uncle anon, i can't see the movie."
>realize the guy sitting in front of her is so tall that she can't see past his head
>before i can do anything she jumps off her chair and sits on my lap
>look at my watch, 2 hours to go
>>63849712
>>63849712
>paedo
>>63849852
What does her feet have to do with it?
>>63849010
Did you give him a handjob?
>>63849712
just switch seats with her...
>>63849986
Shouldn't he finish before switching seats?
>>63849588
she already got it from Finn
>>63850093
He didley the Ridley
>>63849114
Faggot.
>>63849114
>A jedi
lol what a faggot
>>63849114
Fucking gayyyyy
>>63849712
how old was she? just for perspective of your conundrum.
>he didn't wear a star trek shirt to the movie
>>63849114
So your fat ass couldn't be bothered to wear more than a bathrobe and he is in the wrong?
>>63849070
I dressed up as famous jizz wailer Joh Yowza and everyone complimented me.
>>63849010
>work has "Star Wars costume" week
>show up wearing Jedi robes from my comic con outfit
>everyone else wearing normal clothes, a couple of people with SW themed t-shirts
>get weird and awkward stares the entire day
>>63849712
>>63850731
>"Star Wars costume" week
>costume
>COSTUME
fuck those guys, you were the only one who did it right.
>>63849712
>Thad later claimed this post was a joke
>>63849010
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