ITT we give Luke a line for hisonlyscene in The Force Awakens
Rey: Luke Skywalker!
Luke: Luke Skywalker...
*Luke's theme plays*
Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.
See it's like poetry
>>63838012
I'd have preferred a Luke Ex Machina moment during the duel instead of the rushed lightspeed trip to Planet Ireland
muh baby girl
>>63838012
I kept thinking he was going to show up there in that snowy fight scene to save Rey and Fin. Busting out his green saber.
But what they did was probably better.
>>63838012
"Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"
>>63838012
>Rey: "Master skywalker there too many of them JUST what are we going to do"
>Luke: "Only a Sith deals in J U S T S, I will do what I must..."
>>63838012
So Mark Hamill got in shape for literally one scene?
SHADOWS AND DUST, MAXIMUS
SNOKE?
>>63838215
ANYWAY YOU WANT IT
THATS THE WAY YOU NEED IT
>Rey lands and starts climbing up the steps
>all you hear is the Luke theme and Luke talking
>the force is strong in my family
>my father has it
>I have it
>my sister has it
>she finally meets Luke
>cut to black
>you have that power too
>que credits
>>63838383
why the fuck did they not do this
the ending was awkward as shit with them just staring at each other
>>63838383
what a faggot not including I AM THE BIG GUY
>>63838012
Why is he wearing robes for hiding in the desert on an Irish island?
>>63838254
At least someone didn't try to sell him queer giraffes.
Did you find my hand too?
>>63838629
he's looking for the Jedi temple, the maps they find are the places he was in, the last one is the one where he's in.
>Luke: Hello Rey...I'm J.E.D.I.
I am your fatheralso that last shot was fucking horrible, it should've ended just with a close up of him smirking
>>63838012
"Is that my light saber or are you just happy to see me."
>>63838012
"And now finally, at last The Force Awakens"
>>63838012
"Go away, I can't train you. You're too old."
>camera slowly closes on luke
>this song starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clndZD_beQA
Luke: the force has been sleeping like a baby under the stars for so long but now that you are here the force baby has awoken and its crying
Or
Luke: I love you
Rey: I know
"I once kissed my sister."
::music::
>>63838012
"It's been a long, long time."
Luke : no, I am your father
Rey: nuoooooooooooou
"What took so long?"
>>63838012
>Luke: repeat after me: I will suck your dick
>Rey: you can't use the force on me, you fool
>Luke: s-sorry
>>63838012
>Tell me. Where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him.
>>63838254
Fuck I was thinking the same.
>Oliver Reed will never drunkenly ham his way through a Star Wars movie
whatever yoda's 1st line was
make his the same
>>63838012
Can I get a ride back to my house. I walked here.
>>63839092
some shit about food making Luke a big guy
>>63839105
Seriously, did he just stand on a cliff for 20 years?
>>63838760
Underrated post
>>63839092
>Away put your weapon. I mean you no harm.
I don't think it would work.
>>63839092
>away put your weapon, I mean you know harm
then he proceeds to pretend to be a retard
"Got any food?"
>>63839155
"This wasn't an island when I started standing here."
>>63838012
>Rayy: Aren't you a little short for a Jedi
>Luke: I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU
>>63838254
He looks so fucking awesome. Can't wait to see him BTFO stormtroopers, Kylo and Snoke
Rey: LUKE SKYWALKER!
Luke: Luke... Skywalker...
*grin starts to appear on Luke's face*
LUKE SKYWALKER!!!! *MANIACAL JOKER LAUGH FROM BATMAN TAS*
SEE IT'S LIKE HAIKUS
>Rey did I ever tell you about Space Vietnam and It Ain't Me ?
>It Ain't Me start playing
>>63838089
>planet Ireland
Kek
>Rey hands out the lightsaber
>Luke looks down at it, then back up to Rey's face
>His face begins to contort
>Luke:TRRAAAAAIIIIIITTTOOOOOORRRRRRR
>>63838089
there's no beer there, just stone houses
>>63838511
Maybe they don't have to pay him as an actor if he has NO LINES; he's just a model!
>>63839092
YOU SEEK LUKE!
MMM HMM HMM HMM
>>63839206
>Pretends
>>63838012
>My child
>>63838197
silly anon, white people can't be heroes
>>63838249
You know he's also going to be in the next movie, right?
put away the weapon, i mean you no harm
>>63838237
BRAVO JJ
BRAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63838012
>Luke had high ground the whole time he was on that mountain
POTTERY
>why can't I be as cool as grandad? why am I such a little fukboi? I should kill my dad that will make me edgier and more sithy. Maybe then I can be a darth.
And then Lukes totally not daughter finally sees him in the end despite the movie should have being concluded after they blew up deathstar 3
>yfw you realize Luke is the leader of Knights of Ren
>non jedi uses lightsaber more than the soon to be jedi
>>63838012
I was hoping he'd pull the hood down and say "Hello there!" like Obi-Wan
>Luke: I haven't heard that name in a long time
>Rey: You better get used to it, now that The Force Awakens
Really?
>Finally, you're here. It is time... We must go to Tosche Station.
Rey: Your lightsaber...
Luke: Ah yes, a Jedi's weapon.
>You have your mother's eyes
>>63839733
for a more civilized age
>>63839293
Luke will be awesome for about 10 minutes in the next movie.
Then everyone will be like "wow I wonder what's going to happen next" and the complete lack of any artistic vision will slowly kill our dreams and hopes.
>>63839599
>It's time to finish his training
>But I thought you trained him wrong on purpose...
>>63838012
"You got any deathsticks?"
Rey offers him the lightsaber. He says "you keep it".
He unsheathes his own and activates it.It's red.
>>63838775
Amongst the Star Wars, The Force Awakens.
>Did you see that Star Trek Beyond trailer? What a pile of shit.
>Snoke who is Valkorion has been looking for the reincarnation/bloodline of Revan who he thought was Kyo Ren. This is why he gave him the mask. Luke trained Rey, but found out she is the real bloodline of Revan. This is why he dropped her off in Jakku because he didn't want her to turn to the dark side as well.
>In the end of episode 8 it won't matter due to Ren turning to the Light , and Rey puts on the mask and fulfills her destiny.
>>63838012
'And why would I want that?'
>>63839044
>I can no longer see him from afar....
>He has fallen into the dark side
>A traitor trooper of Snoke, for we went needlessly to maz's bar.
>>63839842
Pay no attention to Kylo Ren. We purposefully trained him wrong as a joke
>>63839802
LOL SAUCE?
Rey: Why were you running, Luke?
Luke: Because you had to chase me.
Rey: You didn't do anything wrong.
Luke: Because I'm the hero the galaxy deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So you'll hunt me, because I can take it. Because I'm not you're hero, I'm a watchful protector, a slight guardian, a Force Awaken.
>>63838012
Do you think he spent the past 20 years just making lightsabers? Just lots and lots? So when he fights kylo or snoke, he just keeps pulling them out, throwing them at them, practising spin tactics, etc.
/R/ing Luke gifs
he looked pretty awesome, kind of conflicted and crazy
loved it
Should he still do the score for VIII?
>>63838012
"This isn't the Luke Skywalker you're looking for"
Rey turns around and walks off
>>63840368
>Unlimited Lightsaber Works: the Jedi
Can I bum a smoke?
>>63840466
>implying he hasn't died literally two mins ago
what is checking twitter
>Let's go.
Luke turns and uses the force to lift a hidden island out of the sea
>>63840466
His work was shit this time, so I hope not.
Luke: wow you are as beautiful as your brother Finn and as cute as your cousin BB8 and as pretty as your father, me.
>>63838012
You're a big girl!
>>63840277
Best answer
>>63838757
>I am your father
I am 100% certain Luke originally had a dialogue scene which included this line, and they cut it to nothing because it made audiences laugh.
The people making the movie were that clueless.
>>63838012
his one and only line should be:
TITS OR GTFO.
>>63838012
Was I just the only one who thought Luke was a fucking whiny bitch?
>hurr durr I failed as a teacher, so I am going exile myself and cry on a planet, others please clean my shit what I caused
>Rey will soon notice that her force powers are strengthened by anger, rage and hate
>she'll eventually discover that Luke did something shitty to her in her past besides throw her on Jakku, and this will prompt her to join the dark side
>meanwhile, Kylo is still fighting between the light and the dark side
>killing Han didn't improve his force strength like it did for Rey, it only ruined his focus and made him a worse fighter
>cue Kylo and Rey switching places at the end of the second movie
The shitty thing Luke did was order her to be detained/killed due to her losing her cool in the Jedi Temple and causing turmoil. Kyo saved her because he didn't belive in what luke was doing. This is backed by this http://sendvid.com/i0q9ybuc where we see what is implied to be where young Rey stood. One of the Jedi are about to strike her ,but she is saved by Ren. His Order then takes her to Jakku.
I actually thought not!emperor2 was going to be a giant and that seemed kind of interesting.
Then the hologram got turned off.
>>63839524
white men*
>>63840725
I want to see her use the dark side for good. You know, master the force and reach full potential without becoming evil.
>>63840725
>she'll eventually discover that Luke did something shitty to her in her past
They can't do that, it'll turn off the feminist audience they're attempting to court who will interpret it as a metaphor for rape
>non jedi used a lightsaber more than sudden force awoken and competent future jedi
>>63840361
i've waited a long time for this my little reddit friend
>>63840990
Would prequels be better if Qui-Gon had died in that battle and Darth Maul was trying to kidnap Anakin so that he and Sheev could turn him to darkside and Obi-Wan would have no choice but to train him and protect him because if he didn't the Sith would train him?
>>63841116
darth maul as a jedi master would've been sicker than AIDS desu
>>63840725
It's pretty clear that Kylo will eventually flip to the lightside again. Question is when.
I mean hell, he already got his hand cut off as per the usual Skywalker fair and other than wanting to be like granddaddy, but failing and being a little bitch boy is all we know of why he went dark anyway.
He was just a loser who wanted to be cool.
>>63840990
what game is this please
>>63841248
reddit leave
>>63841248
NOT FOR A REDDITOR
>>63841248
Killing Younglings: The Video Game
Rey... I sensed you could come... finally... at last... after all these years... it has become... the force awakens
>>63841248
Jedi Academy with movie duels mod.
REY holds lightsaber out to LUKE.
REY
-I was never afraid.
Beat. Two shot cuts to LUKE, whose grim expression softens in recognition.
LUKE
-You will be.
End credits roll.
Does Rey ever wash or have access to water?
She doesn't ever change during the film, she must have a bit of a whiff coming off her.
REY holds lightsaber out to LUKE.
REY
-Am I ready?
Beat. Two shot cuts to LUKE, whose grim expression softens in recognition.
LUKE
-You will be.
End credits roll.
>Fucking finally, did you bring the beer?
>what?
>Did you bring the beer? I told you guys like 30 years ago to come hang out with me on this sick ass island, I diddnt want to leave incase you showed up
>>63840575
Source?
Also, a good ending line would be
"You're a pretty big girl"
REY holds lightsaber out to LUKE.
REY
-Luke Skywalker.
Beat. REY's face lightens to a smile with recognition of another force delivered insight.
REY
-I am your daughter.
Beat. Two shot cuts to LUKE, whose grim expression softens in recognition.
LUKE
-Yes.
End credits roll.
>>63841762
For you
>>63841702
REY holds lightsaber out to LUKE
REY pauses, looking as though she's about to cry
LUKEs eyes soften
LUKE
-starship fuel can't melt steel beams
End credits roll.
>>63841702
>oh yeah, you should come and see this fucking cool ass stone wall I built, I did that dude! oh oh oh How's han doing? Is he back in the falcon? You sly sonofagun you brought han with you diddnt you? Han old buddy old pal! Come on out of there!
>>63841608
imagine the yellow and brown stains in her undergarmets
REY holds lightsaber out to LUKE.
REY
-It brought me to you.
Beat. Two shot cuts to LUKE. He closes his eyes, apparently in pain. When he opens them, a tear escapes down one cheek.
LUKE
-I know.
End credits roll.
>>63838012
>How? I dropped that into a Gas Giant.
>>63838012
"You're a big girl"
>>63841892
Shit that's good.
is there a cam rip out somewhere to torrent?
i wanna watch it again D:
>>63840725
>>63841230
He's clearly a ripoff of Darth Caedus, so the more likely scenario will be that Rey kills him aboard his flagship
REY holds lightsaber out to LUKE.
REY
-And my mother?
Beat. Two shot cuts to LUKE. He steps forward to REY and embraces her shoulder, as they both turn down the grass path.
LUKE
-You have no memory of your mother?
REY looks to him, about to either nod or shake her head.
End credits roll.
>*Smacks lips*
>We some sort of Jedi order now
Rey: Daddy!
Luke: Rey!
>>63841978
Thanks, anon. I like that one best too.
Luke:
"Itty bitty Baby, itty bitty boat"
Rey:
"I don't believe it!"
Luke:
"Habeeb it!"
R2D2:
"Twinkie house!"
So where can I watch this online at?
inb4spoilers. I already know, still wanna see it.
"It is time... to die."
Maniacal laughter as we fade to black. "Hold me thrill me kiss me kill me" plays.
>>63838629
Because Obi Wan did. Pottery.
>>63838956
I actually like this one.
REY holds lightsaber out to LUKE.
LUKE
- If you turned that on would I die?
REY
-It would be extremely painful
LUKE
-Im a big guy
REY
-For me
Beat. Two shot cuts to LUKE. He closes his eyes, apparently in pain. When he opens them, a tear escapes down one cheek.
LUKE
-I know.
End credits roll.
REY holds lightsaber out to LUKE.
REY
-How does it work? What am I?
Beat. Two shot cuts to LUKE. His expression remains grim. He grips the lightsaber. For a moment, the camera holds on their hands joined upon the Jedi weapon. Two shot widens on them both, looking at each other.
LUKE
-You are the last Skywalker.
End credits roll.
"Is Han with you?"
Cut to black. "All Star" plays.
>>63840474
>bleach sword on left
>berserk sword on right
heh
it should have just cut to black after luke removed his hood
>>63838012
I know this isn't the theme of the thread but here it goes....
Kylo Ren fucking sucks cock. Just hear me out.... He almost gets killed by a girl that just learned that she has the power of THE FORCE.
Luke removes hood.
LUKE
Suck me, beautiful.
Cut to black. "Laid" plays.
>>63838237
>Finn is Jar Jar.
/pol does it again.
REY holds lightsaber out to LUKE.
REY
-I don't understand what is happening to me.
Beat. Two shot cuts to LUKE. Great pain is visible on his face.
LUKE
-It was not supposed to happen this way.
End credits roll.
LUKE
You can take that and shove it up your -
Cut to black.
Fade in to "Directed by."
ABRUPT CUT to "ASS."
>>63838383
Another good one. Embraces the arc of the saga, defines Rey's identity without punching us on the nose, and as read, makes each audience member feel as though they are the "you" being addressed.
Luke paralyzes Rey with force
Pulls his sabre with force, activates it.
Fade to black
I'd like it to end something like this, like with a glimpse of Luke's possible corruption. But nope, they just stared each other like idiots. This impilies Luke will just be a mentor character that'll get killed off in the second film, instead of having his own arc.
>>63840985
"the dark side raped me"
10/10 if this actually happened
CHEWIE: HOL UP
*roars*
YOU SAYIN'
*makes cute animal noise*
THAT WE
*mourns the loss of his only friend by stealing his car and going out with some white girl*
WUZ JEDI ALL ALONG?
>>63841552
>>63841658
Both of these imply there is a force bond already in place between them. Yoda's line is too pottery.
>>63840985
Lukes a pretty chill guy though. That would be out of character.
>>63839092
*starts eating reys food*
>>63838012
Rey: "Why did you run away"
Luke: "I looked all around for the tallest mountain in the galaxy so that i will have the high ground forever"
POTTERY
O
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T
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>>63841778
The inversion of the Darth Vader reveal would have a nice hopeful implication to it. Luke's only word being an affirmation is also a nice note. Rey's second line would have to be read perfectly down the wire between assertion and question.
>>63842856
and then chewie was jedi and battled snoke in a lightsaber duel
the end
>>63840990
holy shit i just played the same exact fight in that same exact mod less than 5 minutes ago
>>63842753
That would of been perfect, it could be he begins the training immediately, and is even more relentless then yoda or obi wan in training people.
Teaching her to be prepared. He would just keep wreking her and wouldnt even talk to her untill she learned to fend him off a little.
>>63841892
Han's best line. Would be great if Hamill could do the acting work to make it feels.
"Now let's kill Snoke."
>>63839327
> it ain't sheev
>>63839524
White people have it so hard in Hollywood.
>>63838012
>Fuck...
>Han Solo is dead...
>He was a good friend
>>63842080
Somehow too small in scope. I like the use of assumed rapport. This version of cliffhanger is even more manipulative than the one they did. It could even be called Wachowskian in manipulation.
>>63839182
No it wasn't and commenting on your own post isn't going to change that.
>>63842330
Made for television version.
> rey
LUKE: My best friend died in a lightsaber accident four days ago. He's dead and gone. Tatooine's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a cantina.
You don't have be a jedi to be an Force User. Supreme Leader Snoke is a Force User.
My stuck-up sister is on heroin again. She's back in rehab for her sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to. Thirty years I wasted, training their dickhead son, chit-chatting with fucking rocks. Now I stay on my island, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.
I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank god Chewie wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. He would have wound up with a bad arm and a black guy. He has a big mouth.
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.
Payback's a bitch motherfu
>Do you have my keys?
>>63839092
oh god just imagine him acting like yoda, that would be funny af
>>63842643
This would have addressed the audience gripe about how she is learning so fast, while simultaneously making a offer of explanation to come. That could have helped. The last line is also meta-ironic; Lucas didn't want it this way, etc. Not bad, but not epic enough for Luke Skywalker's first line in 32 years.
>>63841608
>she doesn't ever change
she does though
>>63839474
>acting is only reciting lines
Pleb
REY
Is there a bathroom up here?
Luke opens his mouth as if to respond, but then breaks into a smile.
CUT TO BLACK
" I'm a Believer" plays
>>63841608
She probably smells like sweat, girl cum and dirt.
Imagine being the lucky Resistance member who got to lick the filth from her soles. God I'd die to be in his position. I'd even do it for free, since the hero is already a Janitor. If he can do it so can I.
Why is Star Wars so perfect and real life so shitty?
I think all the shitty suggestions in this thread prove they were right to not have lines
>>63839717
Episode VIII is him waiting in line for his power converters and the queue's so long it takes up the whole length of the film.
Luke should have said
"Why did I make a map?"
>>63839811
>will slowly kill our dreams and hopes.
Our dreams and hopes died a long time ago. Or at least I stopped caring about them, I think. I miss being a kid when I could enjoy this.
>>63843279
Two of them were better than the nothing we got.
LUKE
You know, Leia kissed me and she was only my sister.
>>63842729
Holy kek
And then another awkward quick cut to the credits with a blaring loud main theme
>>63839318
goat
>>63838012
Rey, Did I ever tell you about that time I erased your memory of Jedi training and left you to be a scavenger on a poor desert planet after Ben killed all the other Jedi younglings? He was a good friend.
>>63843268
>Imagine being the lucky Resistance member who got to lick the filth from her soles. God I'd die to be in his position. I'd even do it for free, since the hero is already a Janitor. If he can do it so can I.
Sole Licker isn't a real job anon
>>63839369
oh shit fucking lol
>>63839092
>yoda
REY holds lightsaber out to LUKE.
REY
-How much more is there?
Beat. Two shot cuts to LUKE, whose grim expression softens in recognition.
LUKE
-Away with your weapon.
End credits roll.
>rey holds outs lightsaber
>luke stares at it then back to her
>"ill give you one half of a portion"
Thank god
I've been standing here 10 years now I've shit in my pants so many times
Why not just end it with Luke monologuing about how impossible it would be to recover a Lightsaber that was dropped into the ventilation shaft of a massive, floating city/gas mining operation.
>cuts to pawnstars
>Ah yes. My father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon... for a more civilized age.
>>63839864
Why does /tv/ post the pic so much?
Whats implied here?
>>63838012
"Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen"
*imperial march plays*
LUKE:
-Rey? Im Jedi
*cuts to black*
"....the force awakens!"
Some ideas:
>Don't hurt me!
>May the Force be with you.
>That lightsaber belonged to a good friend.
>Did you happen to find a hand too?
>Quick, hide it in your cooch.
>I've got a bad feeling about this.
>Rey holds out lightsaber
>Lightsaber starts shaking in her hand
>Lightsaber flies out
>Luke turns around putting sunglasses on
>Catches lightsaber and ignites it and slashes the air immediately
>Let the bodies hit the floor starts playing
LUKE SKYWALKER WILL RETURN IN
STAR WARS EPISODE Vlll: REVENGE OF THE JEDI
>>63844420
Good one, Reddit.
>>63838012
Luke: "I got millions to make a 2 minutes cameo with not script just standing in front of a green screen"
Somone really needs to draw Luke as punished snek.
[Terrence Malick version]
REY holds lightsaber out to LUKE.
REY
-I'm not supposed to keep this.
Beat. LUKE steps forward into a bookended two shot. He grips the lightsaber with one hand. Both their hands joined on the lightsaber, it lowers between them, out of frame, as they move slightly closer together. It looks like moments ago - Han and Kylo. A cloud passes, and the light brightens.
LUKE
-Only until you have constructed your own.
End credits roll.
on a side note, anyone know why kylo ren was hitting himself on the side after he got shot
>>63839474
>hire a voice actor
>make him say nothing
It's like shaped clay cooking in an oven
>Rey holds out lightsaber
>Luke stays staring at the ocean
>Rey: "What's wrong?"
>cut to Luke's pained face, a tear sliding from his eye
>"This was not the Skywalker it was looking for."
>music crescendos
>music cuts as the screen cuts to black
Luke turns around with a tattered unlit cigarette in his mouth. It's been there for a decade.
>Got a light?
Cut to black as we hear REY activate the saber
>>63844555
You missed the part where Luke washes his hands.
>Your lightsaber. It's a bit dirty
>So am i
Really? Jesus Christ
>>63838383
i'm sad this didn't happen now
The scene is perfect as it is. Rey has made her first step into a larger world. Luke has found the saviour worthy of the task.
There are literally no words needed in that scene.
>Leave Snoke to me
REY: Are you the Jedi teacher?
LUKE: Part time.
Rey: I don't know how we're getting back...
Luke: Take my hand.
Rey takes Luke's hand. Luke begins to levitate.
"Wake Up" begins to play.
Luke flies past the camera with Rey holding on. CUT TO BLACK
>>63844056
the daily mail alleged he was looking for discarded cigarette butts to smoke
Luke uses the force and it floats to him, catches it in his robotic hands.
LUKE: The beginning of the end
END
>>63838012
Spoiler that picture you fucking cunt. The one image I wanted to see in the cinema was Skellig Michael. Fuck you you've ruined it
REEEEEEEEE
>Rey: Han is dead.
>Luke: Snoke is toast
>['80s action movie song plays]
>[Luke plays air guitar or some shit]
>>63844851
Don't worry, it's a CGI environment anyways.
Glib
"Its been nearly 10 years since I'?3 seen a woman. I am already erect"
>leans in for a kiss as the screen fades to black
>>63841116
yeah. anything a half competent 12 year old would write would be better than the prequels.
>>63838383
it would need to be a fade from climbing steps to sitting front of luke listening to him talk otherwise the dialogue makes no sense
>>63840466
>random blaring trumpets: the score
No thanks. Have Hans Zimmer do it. I'm sure he can identify Williams musical style but make some actual memorable themes. Even remixing the old themes would be enough.
>>63844878
No it's not it's a real island I live near it
>>63844771
If you're gonna take that route, why not just go the whole hog
>[panoramic helicopter shots of Rey climbing up islands, etc]
>Luke: I knew you were out there...I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us, you're afraid of change...I don't know the future...I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end, I came here to tell you how this is going to begin. Now, you're going to give me that lightsaber, and I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you...a world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world...where anything is possible.
>[Rey faces Luke, medium close up of his face]
>Luke: Where we go from there...is a choice I leave to you...
>>63845042
Luke?
>>63845042
It's CG in the film.
>>63844624
[Terrence Malick version]
EXTERIOR: The rocky base of Skellig Michael. Waves strike the rocks, sending spray onto the robes of LUKE SKYWALKER. REY hops across two of the rocks, nearly slipping on the second one. The two are now arms length apart. The ocean momentarily calms for them to speak. REY holds lightsaber out to LUKE.
REY
-I'm not supposed to keep this.
Beat. LUKE wipes the seawater from his hands on the inside of his robe, then removes his hood. LUKE grips the lightsaber with one hand. Both their hands joined on the lightsaber, it lowers between them, out of frame, as they move slightly closer together. It looks like moments ago - Han and Kylo. A cloud passes, and the light brightens. An extremely rare Little Ringed Plover flies into the frame and lands on LUKE's shoulder.
LUKE
-Only until you have constructed your own.
End credits roll.
>>63845042
Do you live in one of those rock huts?
>Rey: we should start my training right now, let's spar, but I warn you, I won't hold back, it will be extremely painful
*Luke takes off his hood*
>Like: FOR YOU!
>I am your father
>Rey: We have to stop Snoke.
>Luke: His real name... is Snork.
CUT TO BLACK
>i deserted you
>>63838884
I love you/I know should have been Han and Kylo's last exchange
>>63845114
And Rey says, "yes."
all these faggots with luke being rey's father
HER FATHER IS HAN SOLO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
"Jar Jar, you've returned from your mission."
Rey kneels on one knee, pulls off her face to reveal she is none other than Jar Jar Binks in disguise
"Yes'm meesa mastah"
Luke looks up at the sky.
"Now we can truly begin"
>>63838012
>Luke: Wow my old lightsaber, thanks a lot
>Luke force grabs the lightsaber, holster it and goes back to staring at the sea
>after a moment he realises Rey is still there
>Luke: um, can I help you?
DIRECTED BY J. J. Abrams
>>63845339
>DIRECTED BY JUST JUST ABRAMS
>DUN DE DUN DUN DUN
> I COULD BE YOUR TEACHER!
Got any cigarettes? Preferberly Marlboro, special blend
>>63845289
Then why didn't Han or Leia recognize her as their daughter, but could recognize their son?
Luke:Kylo? He was a good friend.
Rey:Wait, what?
Obi-wan:Use the force Luke, sexy time!
>>63845366
A five minute static long shot of luke staring into the sea as rey stands behind him trying to figure out what to do would have been perfect desu
>>63845394
>kylo gets kidnapped
>han and leia break up
>han goes to jakku and fucks some village whore
>gets his ship stolen, leaves to try and find it again
>turns out bitch he fucked is preggers
>>63840165
Darth Revan is shit.
>>63841792
This one got me
>who is that nigger?
>>63840165
>Now I am Revan
>>63845289
she was able to call to luke's lightsaber. kylo wasn't. 'nuff sed
Chewie? Didn't know you've gone bald.
Now open your asscheeks for daddy Skywalker, lets see how strong in force you really are.
>>63845564
>lightsabers are like wands in harry potter
when did this shit become a thing, obi-wan was able to call for qui-gon's lightsaber in episode 1
>>63838012
>Luke: Go to the North. Meet with the Dunedain. There is a young Ranger among them. His father, Arathorn, was a good man. His son may grow to be a great one. He is known in the wild as Strider. His true name, you must discover for yourself. Rey! Your mother loved you.
"I'm getting to old for this -"
RECORD SCRATCH. CUT TO BLACK. Mountain Goats song plays.
Words weren't needed, but
>I'm sorry I made you wait
or the dialogue from RotJ/trailer, would've worked.
REY holds lightsaber out to LUKE
LUKE regards it and REY momentarily before taking out his own lightsaber.
LUKE
- Lesson one.
Both lightsabers flare up as screen fades to black.
End credits roll.
>>63839199
actually it would bc she pulls out the lightsaber, laser side pointing at him.
