Tell me about Snoke. What do we know about him? What are his motives? When will he pull out that little lightsaber of his and go to town?
>>63832753
He is the big bad guy of the trilogy and the one who will possibly kill Luke that is what im sure about. Maybe he will appear more in the next movie.
He's Darth Plagueis
He isSheev who survived the death star
He is the final boss of starshit
He probably wants Kylo Ren's body, but he'll end up getting Luke's, so Mark Hamill will finally get the play the villain in star wars like he always wanted to.
>>63832753
literally an older Prometheus
Snoke was the Supreme Leader of the First Order, and appeared to be a calculating and reserved military leader as well as a powerful master of the dark side. Kylo Ren of the Knights of Ren described Snoke as "wise," while Han Solo and Leia Organa believed he was manipulative and that he exploited Force-sensitive individuals, such as Kylo Ren, only for their power. Snoke was very old, having a vast knowledge of the past and of the Force.[4] He displayed tendencies unusual for practitioners of the dark side, displaying an interest Kylo Ren due to his embodiment of a balance between both the light and dark sides of the Force, as opposed to only one aspect.[7]
Snoke is around 7 feet tall and very thin and frail with large hands. His hologram used on the Starkiller base projected him several times larger (Around 25 Feet) than his natural appearance, towering over Kylo Ren and General Hux. Snoke had an elongated face with pale, scarred skin and dark black eyes. He sported a large scar from the top of his head, all the way down to his brow. Snoke also had what appears to be a scar or burn on his right cheek that causes his mouth to sit upon a contorted, scowling smirk. Snoke wore a simple, hooded cloak similar to those worn by previous Sith Lords. Snoke tended to speak slowly and enunciate his desires with a forceful undertone.
Snoke shows little emotion and appears very calm and didn't appear to be in any form of worry or distress despite the circumstances against him and the First Order. When the Starkiller Base was being destroyed, he calmly expressed his wishes without showing any form of anger or annoyance, a stark contrast to his apprentice Kylo Ren, who is prone to violent outbursts when faced with frustration.
How come he ultimate evil always has to be a pale, almost featureless human of incredbly unremarkable design, in a universe with horned, fanged, scaled monsters hanging out in the background who actually look weird and menacing?
Snoke is Kylo Ren from the future
they have the same facial scar
>he used to be handsome younger but became more deformed as the dark side consumed him
if that does describe adam driver i dunno what does
>>63832753
Leaked script source says he ismediocre
>>63833071
Nope. He's Grand Moff Tarkin, disfigured from the first Death Star explosion.
>>63832855
Close, he's Grand Moff Tarkin who survived the first Death Star.
I wonder if he sodomizes Kyle Ren.
He's my favorite MK character.
>>63833015
It's the banality of evil. Evil doesn't have horns.
>>63832753
Well his theme is nearly identical to the plagueis theme from rots.
I think that we will have a big suprise and Snoke will be Darth Plagueis in the end. They changed his look and they used the nickname Snoke, but in reality he is Darth Plagueis. And if you look closely, they have some similarities. I know that the story about Darth Plagueis is not canon anymore, but they can still use this character i think.
>>63833015
there are several reasons:
1- it implies that the bad guy is powerful on a non-physical level
2- it makes him stand out from the basic evil monsters
3- it gives him a degree of classical majesty (or rather a parody of classical majesty) that's fitting for a leader
>>63833255
>a movie that existed just to tell you to forget about the prequels
>directed and written by two guys who outright stated that they despise the prequels
>using a random character mentioned offhandedly in episode III as the big bad of their new trilogy
HAHAHA you're fucking dumb.
>>63833015
Because that's racist
>>63833318
By process of elimination, who else is left from the original trilogy that would fit Snoke?
It's Tarkin. His officer managed to get him out just before the Death Star exploded.
>>63833306
>2- it makes him stand out from the basic evil monsters
>3- it gives him a degree of classical majesty (or rather a parody of classical majesty) that's fitting for a leader
lmao you actually bekieve this don't you?
Pleb.
>>63833368
I mean, look at that nigga's sunken cheeks.
There is a clear resemblance there.
>>63833295
>>63833173
>>63833126
This is by far the worst fan theory that anyone has tried to force here.
Fucking kill yourself.
>>63833372
I'm just explaining you why people do this
whether it works or not is a different matter
>>63832753
There are two possibilities, one is that he is Plagueis, one is that he is Palpatine. The method for both their survival hinges on the tragedy of Plagueis, both Palp and Plag, could have both learned the immortal force technique and can either body hop, or just straight up preserve their soul through death.
Remember in the EU books after VI, palpatine is a force ghost and tries to possess Jacen Solo I believe which is Ren in this film. So the main plotline may be that Plag/Sheev, is trying to use Kylo Ren to get to Rey to possess her/steal her force powers, or is going to possess kylo forcing Rey to kill him in an epic climactic and emotional struggle.
They could even give Ren the redemption for the series while he has to kill Rey and thus learns the fallacy of the dark side or vice versa.
Cool stuff they could do with this trilogy, just my two cents.
>>63833429
I know I'm right. The Force is with me, always.
Who else is white, Imperial, regal, and knows how to run a military?
Tarkin.
>>63833295
>>63833411
It all makes sense now. That's why he could boss Vader around so easily, because Tarkin was actually a Sith lord.
>>63833470
Nope, it's a deformed Tarkin.
>>63833470
Jep, i think the theory about him beeing Darth Plagueisis the reasonable.
>>63833495
The EU is out the window, so we don't know anything about Tarkin's background.
Also, he's had time from ANH to TFA to recover and be stronger.
>>63833474
This is retarded and you know you're "trolling"
>>63833505
Noone even knows who he is, I do, but that would just be fucking lame. The story would crumble and they would have to have exposition saying hey do you remember that random general in the OT? Lets do a flashback real quick for 5 minutes just so the audience cares. You are fucking retarded.
>>63833560
Why is it retarded?
He hates Luke for o
>>63833535
What about palpatine? Same reveal really, it would have a more emotional connection with the audience I think.
>>63833577
It's Hollywood, nigga.
Also, Tarkin is the only one in the imperial hierarchy who could have survived.
>>63833071
In so doing, he just looks like any other goblin-esque villain from recent media. Supreme Leader (Voldemort/Gollum/The Big Orc from The Hobbit/Skull Face)
>>63833642
>Grand Moff Tarkin
>>63833630
Just no, your theory is shit, the reasoning behind it is retarded, just that brief thing I said to counter your post which it didn't even deserve is all that I need for everyone to ignore you.
>>63833577
Remember Khan from Into Darkness?
This is the stupid shit Hollywood does all the time.
I figured Snoke was just some generic baddie they made up w/ an orc face to be their Thanos. I doubt he's actually secretly anyone from previous movies.
God the villains in this were boring.
>>63833675
Tarkin is more known than Snoke.
There are more people who know who he is than a completely unknown new bad guy.
Also, if Khan can become the big bad guy in "Into Darkness," then why not Tarkin?
He's fucking sheev you autistic retards.
>>63833705
That means nothing to me, I don't watch Nutrek, Star Trek is god tier to me, better than Star Wars so why would I watch ayy lmaobatch play Kahn? No thanks, and what does that have to do at all with your theory? kek
>>63833368
its an original character
>>63832753
>>63833800
That would be retarded. He's sheev or plagueis, noone would give a fuck if he is an original character.
>>63833794
>>63833800
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3207415/Dracula-legend-grave-Star-Wars-prequel-Peter-Cushing-digitally-recreated-new-spin-Rogue-One.html
>Snoke
I just cant fucking get past that stupid ass name. Its like they really called the emperor Sheev in the original trilogy.
>>63833794
They're reusing old characters because of name recognition.
>>63833855
It's obviously just a cover name
>>63833844
so it could be that they're going to use CGI tarkin in both movies...
>>63832753
>>63833855
Star Wars is filled with stupid names. It would be weird if he didn't have a stupid name.
Qui-gon
Yoda
Sheev
Obi-wan
Some are better than others, but all are weird as fuck and even the best ones sounds kind of funny out of context.
>>63833972
Of course, which is why it's more likely Palpatine, less likely Plagueis, remember they are lightly copying the EU, not really lightly but you know what I mean. In the books Palpatine tries to posses Leia's son through the force as a force ghost.
It's Maul.
>dark side user who is not a Sith - check
>force user who survived Order 66 - check
>we don't know his final fate - check
>still alive in the new canon - check
>fits the age - check
>>63834078
Obi-wan and Yoda are not bad names holy shit kill yourself
>>63834140
Maul was a Sith though......
They had a whole plot in the Clone Wars series where Sheev has to attempt to kill him because there can;t be more then 2
>>63834218
could have said "fuck the sith" and made his own shit
How about Sly Moore and Sheev's son? They certainly spent time together.
>>63834218
Exactly, and then he loses his Sith status somehow. He simply is some dark side user.
>>63834257
Sith is not a status is knowledge.
>>63833306
Well put.
>>63833015
>almost featureless human
well, you've said it, he's not human anymore
>>63832851
>He's Darth Plagueis
This guy GETS it
>>63834747
This. Snoke is pretty much a Inquisitor. They were the other force users that weren't Jedis nor Siths.
why is the no one acknowledging the fact that the name snoke is fucking retarded
>Sheev was not mentioned even once in the film
Literally the most evil emperor in human history, and he's just totally forgotten in 30 years.
Think of it this way.
Kylo Ren is admiring and even worshiping Vader.
Why would Kylo obey Snoke and even kill his own father for him saying that the supreme leader is wise.
The only explanation that makes sense is that Snoke is Plagueis. If Plagueis told Kylo that he created Anakin out of the Force and the entire Skywalker line from that point is his creation along with all the power it wields then it would make sense for Kylo to respect Snoke.
It doesn't actually matter if Plagueis did create Anakin or not, what matters is that he knew of the event of Anakin being made through the force and he liked to Kylo about it which gives Kylo reason enough to obey him.
>>63834990
Because we all know its not his actual name
>>63834990
>called Snoke
>it's a Snake alien
POETRY
>>63835153
Okay but then how do you explain him serving sheevs assassination? Where was he hiding all this time? Why? How did he avoid detection by both Jedi and sith? Why did he not go and kill sheev? Why come out now and not at a more opportune time like when the republic/empire was at its weakest? Etc.
Also he'd be like 200 years okd
Snoke is a force baby like Anakin. However Snoke was created from the dark side of the force that Luke cast from hiself as to not be tempted to the dark side like his father. When Kylo defected he knew hebwpuld find his dark side and Luke hid out of embarassment of his dark side and of fear of the creature it manifested into.
>>63835346
Best theory yet
Hey it's me
Snoke
Snoke kills Dumbledore
>>63834993
there was literally no reason to bring him up
>>63834993
Bro they didn't even mention wedge, why would they talk about sheev?
>>63832753
its plagueis who revived himslef using the force as force ghost
Has he achieved immortality?
>>63833470
there was so much cool stuff to draw from for ep 7, but instead disney sat in a boardroom and basically copied a new hope cut for cut, in order to milk every cent from this shit
>>63835621
>not cuckoldore
Am I the only one who genuinely thought he was 100' tall?
>>63835917
>Am I the only one who genuinely thought he was 100' tall?
Imagine how big his light saber must be.
>>63832851
That theory holds no grounds, palpatine killed Plagueis. And did you ever see Plagueis' head?
>Snoke
>not even human
>listening to non-humans
>any year ABY
>>63835894
Good it won't be long before fans disown the material.
>>63835938
>palpatine killed Plagueis.
Or did he?
>And did you ever see Plagueis' head?
Retconned. Plagueis is now some other alien creature.
>>63832753
something to do with this:
>"Palpatine felt that the universe beyond the edges of our maps was where his power came from," Tashu says. "Over the many years he, with our aid, sent men and women beyond known space. They built labs and communication stations on distant moons, asteroids, out there in the wilds. We must follow them. Retreat from the galaxy. Go out beyond the veil of stars. We must seek the source of the dark side like a man looking for a wellspring of water."
>>63835936
BIG
>>63835909
is every gay a biologically adapted cuck?
It's Luke's son.
>>63835894
>>63835966
It may seem that way but think about this, be optimistic. They took queues from ANH in order to draw the audience into the story again, old and new, to make it feel like an OT trilogy, which it will be. Now that the profit is secured and everyone is invested in this new trilogy, now they can tell a story and take some risks, which is what I hope.
>>63836018
RED
He has a really fucking retarded name.
>>63836270
LIGHTSABER
y'all are dum
>>63835917
This. I literally started groaning when I saw that a heaved a heavy sigh of relief when you see it's just a transmission. Pretty clever though as they made you think he was a big guy in a huge throne room.
>>63836172
The mainline series will most likely stay watered down and appeal to the masses.
I hope the spin-off movies have a more serious tone with some original content.
They probably won't though
>>63836344
dubs confirmed for big guy
Was his face distorted like that in the movie? I couldn't tell with his scenes being that dark and the shitty 3D didn't help
>>63836566
>he saw it in 3D
3D just ruins movies unless they're specifically made for it tbqh
>>63832943
>>63835567
>>63832753
This nigga sure gets around.
The novel says he's seen the Empire rise and fall.
Snoke? More like Stroke.
>>63836566
I want to know this as well because I don't remember his face being that disfigured. I only
remember his lips looked like being sewn between each other, but nothing else.
>>63836735
I'd love to see ralph fiennes in star wars.
>>63833552
Tarkin's background was featured extensively in a recent Disney book that's part of the new canon. He is not Snoke, that makes no sense
>>63832962
>When the Starkiller Base was being destroyed, he calmly expressed his wishes without showing any form of anger or annoyance
LIKE A BOSS
Is he really a Big Guy, or is it just him making himself 50 ft high in the hologram to compensate for really being a manlet?`
If so, Snoke is the Robert Downey Jr of Star Wars.
>>63836995
After the Death Star exploded, he's had plenty of time to reclaim his power.
After all, nigga knows all there's to know about the Empire.
>>63837073
He's definitely a manlet
Either Plageus, Jar Jar or a new character
>>63837161
I think if he's the same race as plageuis,which I assume he should be really tall. he's listed as over 7 feet tall on the jedipedia pages, but no idea where they get that from
>>63832753
Insider FACTS
-he is darth plague's.
-he has a giant lightsaber that weights at on and has crazy reach. He uses a mix of smashing attacks in combat mixed with trying to crush Jedi's by stepping on them
-he CREATED rey with the force as the final superweapon, just like he created annikins (sono annikins and rey are brother and sister)
>>63832753
If he's a true badass and all powerful being of the darkside, than he shouldn't use a lightsaber or even have one at all.
OT sheev never used a lightsaber. His powers with the force would have been enough to easily kill luke and possibly even Vader. His battle against yoda ended with his force superiority.
I guess what I'm saying is, if this guy is really a badass, than he should be a different kind of badass instead of whipping out a red lightsaber and spinning around.
>>63837260
Maybe but I bet he's really scrawny and physically weak so he feels inadequate
>>63837369
also his underling kylo ren is extremely good with the force for an apprentice
>>63837369
I'm hoping he's actually a giant and his power comes from his ability to influence others and have them worship him as the Supreme Leader rather than another faggot who spins around with a lightsaber
Whomever has the final confrontation with him (I assume Rey) it should be a spiritual battle of beliefs like the final conflict of Return of the Jedi, or a standard Force-only duel. Sheev should never had had a lightsaber to begin with
>>63837323
>Autism Facts
>>63837401
>really scrawny and physically weak
which is another trait of plagueis' race, yes. I dont think he feels inadequate about it though, a minority complex about something that unimportant and superficial would be really out of place for someone like him
We never actually see Snoke, only his hologram, which leads me to believe that he may actually look like or be someone else who only uses that figure to disguise themself.
He's Darths vaders zombie possessed by sheev. The wounds on his face match the damage on darth vaders helmet
>>63837799
for what purpose? he's talking to his two most important representatives, they sure have sen him in person before
>>63835349
>Okay but then how do you explain him serving sheevs assassination?
He's immortal and is probably capable of body transfer like many Sith before him. If you read the EU books, which aren't canon but whatever, Sheev himself states that he doesn't quite believe that his master is dead - and he spends a great deal of time worrying about the prospect of his survival.
>Where was he hiding all this time?
If Sheev can avoid detection for years whilst in the political and social limelight. I'm sure someone more powerful than him would have no trouble remaining under the radar in some less visited part of the galaxy.
>Why
Because Plagueis is a master manipulator. He never does anything if he can twist somebody into doing it for him. From the books we know he was the one who originally instructed Palpatine to enter into politics; he was the one who intended to act as the power behind the throne. Sheev thought he put an end to this by doing away with his master, but it's likely Plagueis anticipated this and incorporated his 'death' into his grand plan.
The fact that they also use Plagueis' exact theme for Snoke's introduction is pretty clear indication too.
At first I thought the name "Snoke" was a meme. I mean, seriously? The big bad is called "Snoke"? It sounds like something out of South Park.
He is senator palpatine somehow still alive after being tossed onto a reactor
>>63835936
It would be extremely painful - to be hit by it I mean because it is so big from my point of view.
>>63837925
Would you prefer Darth Meany?
>>63838056
darth edgemaster
>>63837972
and after being blown up with the death star?
>>63834993
Well they did mention Luke a lot who is famous for killing him.
>>63838122
Yes this is jj abrams we are discussing
>>63837459
Yeah. Just like sheev from the OT, snoke feels like someone who is above lightsabers. I would love to see him destroy a protagonists lightsaber with the force, showing how one of the most powerful weapons doesn't even phase him
>>63838147
jj wont have anything to do with the next two movies
>>63833804
>Snoke almost became a female at one point
>>63832753
Definitely a highlight of the new film. Honestly just excited to see more of him.
>>63832753
nigga looks like he had a stroke
>>63837911
As for why he waited so long to take the helm? Think about it. He's wise. He understands that, while he may be able to make himself immortal, one of the fundamental truths of the universe is that all great empires fall just as surely as they rise. In order to circumvent this cycle, just as he circumvented the cycle of life, Plagueis decides to simply accept that the Empire is destined to fall but makes sure he's always one rung above the administrator, the emperor, to carefully manipulate the fallout to his liking. This is why he appears so unfazed by the destruction of the super weapon. He understands that everything is impermanent, but has learned how to manipulate impermanence itself in order to attain unlimited power. He's practicing a perverted form of Stoicism. Maybe that's why they're giving him a 'classical' look.
>>63838352
Snoke with a stroke with a loke making a joke
>>63832753
BRAVO JJ
>>63838398
they don't look remotely similar
>>63832962
>mfw I thought he was actually that big
>mfw when he's still a big guy
>>63838056
>>63838105
Evil Emperor Xenu
>>63835938
The head that got fucked up in a failed assassination attempt just like in OPs picture?
>>63837925
Lord Snooki
>>63838189
It would be better than a mary sue as the heroin. An evil empress could actually be quite cool.
>>63835974
yea he did, Sheev literally tells Anakin when, how and in what way he killed Plagueis you dumbfuck negro
>>63838503
EXACTLY>>63838460
I got the impression that he was an outsider, for some reason. Something outside of the Empire and Republic or Sith and Jedi. I may be projecting my wishes on him though.
He was born in the dark side
Molded by it
>>63838527
He could be lying. He does that a few times. Or maybe he THOUGHT he killed him.
>>63838503
EXACTLY
>>63832753
it's literally Vader
his face has the exact same shape Kylo's fucked up vader mask had
>>63834950
well, he seemingly is considerably more powerful than just some lowly inquisitor. In some fashion.
This is what I find odd: Despite the Emperor being who he is and doing what he did, hardly anyone (at least while he was alive) knew the true nature of him. Him knowing the force, much less being a Sith, was pretty much a secret to all but like 6 or 7 guys.
This Snoke guy seems to be known by people like Han and Leia, and the fact he uses the force. Doesn't seem like he did a good job of protecting this fact.
>>63838642
Plagueis is the same alien race as the banking clan guy. Those heads do not look similar.
>>63834049
underrated post
>Snoke
come the fuck on, even a fucking child can come up with a better name than that
I refuse to take anyone with a name that stupid seriously
>>63837925
>>63838056
>tfw you will never see Darth Insanius and Darth Icky wielding dual lightsabers and wiping out an entire planet of CGI cartoons with their hella epic ninja moves
I miss George
>>63832753
he is the embodiment of vader's darkness, not anakin, he is just darth vader.
>>63838785
>Plagueis is the same alien race as the banking clan guy. Those heads do not look similar.
Could they retcon it?
This is snoke
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Valkorion#Legacy
>He has been looking for the reincarnation/bloodline of Revan who he thought was Kyo Ren. This is why he gave him the mask. Luke trained Rey, but found out she is the real bloodline of Revan. This is why he dropped her off in Jakku because he didn't want her to turn to the dark side as well.
In the end of episode 8 it won't matter due to Ren turning to the Light , and Rey puts on the mask and fulfills her destiny.
>>63835938
>palpatine killed Plagueis
>literally the only character traits we know about Plagueis are that he was able to create life and cheat death
>killed
Anon...
>And did you ever see Plagueis' head?
I bet after Palpatine shoved a lightsaber through it it looked a lot like Snoke's giant head gash.
>>63839800
No I'm pretty sure its in one of those canon sith books. He is also 100% dead
>>63840222
>No I'm pretty sure its in one of those canon sith books.
Its not, him being Muun is Legends domain now, not Canon.
>>63840306
He's still a Muun, Palpatina just force crushed his skull in his sleep.
>>63839992
I doubt they'll touch any lore that precedes the OT
I bet even Rouge One won't have jack shit that stems from the prequels
>>63836070
It's Luke's grandfather.
>>63838458
for you
>>63840637
It'll have Obi-Wan and likely have some cameos of the Death Star council from Geonosis at the very least.
Either way, it's obvious Snoke is Plagueis and the First Order and Starkiller were designed to combat Sidious and the Galactic Republic/Empire. Just so happens that Vader killed the Emperor and the he collected the remnants quickly increasing his power tenfold.
>>63833318
And you are wrong.
>>63833318
It's not completely out of the question imo. There are other prequel references in the movie.
I hate the prequels too but I still think parts of it were cool. Like the scene where Sheev tells Annie the story of Plagueis. Plagueis wasn't otherwise used in the prequels so he's a blank slate free for them to imagine the way they want.
I'm going with an original character, Maz Kanata did say she has seen the dark side in all manner of forms the Sith, the Empire, and now the First Order. I think he's just another manifestation of the Dark Side that has always existed.
>>63834041
underrated
>>63834049
>putting a horn eyepatch and ecig on Snoke and not Venom 3PO with the random red left arm
I want stills from the movie of snoke aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>63838512
Fuck off you turbonigger. This movie has way too many stronk independent womyn as it stands.
>>63841098
do it yourself then faggot
>>63841154
Yeah this none of the concept stuff actually looks like he did in the movie exactly.
>>63841154
he literally looks like a prequel CGI alien
worst part of the movie other than the kylo / rey fight
>>63841213
>he literally looks like a prequel CGI alien
>Snoke looks like CGI
>because in the movie you literally only ever see him as CGI
Bravo JJ.
>>63837260
Plagueis being a Munn isn't canon, so we don't know that.
>>63841040
That already exists in Canon as The Son, which Anakin literally made bow before him.
Now it being a Plagueis creation similar to how Anakin was, that is a possibility.
Also you should note that Maz says the Sith, meaning she is either very very old or she was aware of the Sith during The Clone Wars, which means it has something to do with Sidious.
>>63840877
>it's obvious Snoke is Plagueis
We don't know shit yet, you can't be so sure about that.
>>63841262
it's like poetry
Literally the gayest name ever.
Seriously what were they thinking? Snookie? Snorkel, Snu Snu?
Why Snoke, what in the fuck. Also his character design really blew I thought, I also wish they didn't go the complete CG route with him either.
>>63841317
>Seriously what were they thinking? Snookie? Snorkel, Snu Snu?
maybe it was just smoke -> snoke
>>63841277
>Now it being a Plagueis creation similar to how Anakin was, that is a possibility.That's what Rey is, mein niggenwerfer which is why she is God tier with the Force within an hour.
>>63841317
Grand Moff Tarkin, Boba Fett, Count Dooku
It's like something out of a George Lucas movie or something
Snoke looks so bland and boring. Yet another deformed, humanoid dark side force user as the big bad guy. He just sits on a throne and says some boring crap like Thanos in the marvel movies.
At least Sheev had a sense of humour.
>>63841040
Pretty much this. It's not the first time we have had other force users aside Jedis and Siths. Those only happen to be the most relevant and/or most known in the galaxy.
IS SNOKE REALLY BIG OR NOT?
>>63841213
Kylo/Ray was cool as fuck bruh, you leave my waifu alone.
>>63834041
i think this is just a typical JJ red herring.
If anyone has had the misfortune of seeing lost you will understand.
Probably just a coincidence, or snoke literally molded his face in anakins broken mask, not sure why.
Only way this would make sense is if, some force ghost of snoke took over anakins dead body after the fire and walked away.
>>63841317
>>63841360
I think is Snoke = Snake, for his reptilian features.
>>63841408
he's 7ft, the projection was oversized
>>63841408
He is big as your heart, anon.
What about the similarity between snoke.mp3 and the tragedyofdarthplagueis.mp3
>>63835938
>Palps killed him
Yep, the guy who can literally create life and bring people back from the dead. I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to explain how he's alive.
>Did you ever see Plagueis head?
No, nobody has. The big-headed alien dude is no longer canon so he could be a human or a weird alien.
Plus, what would make more sense, a new random sith who suddenly takes control of the empire or the very master of palps, the guy who created annie and the master mind behind Palps plan?
Plus, if you watch the movies in order, he's introduced at the very end of Episode III, and the next movie one should see is Episode VII... so it would make a lot of sense
In fact, I think it wouldn't make sense for snoke to be any other than Plagueis
>>63841369
I'd guess she is Luke's daughter honestly, but it could be the same situation as Anakin, where she was created through the force without Luke ever actually having sex with Mara Jade (we'll just assume it's her until proven otherwise for now).
Then again she could be so great the Force just because she is Anakin/Luke's direct heirs. I mean Leia who has no real training in the force was able to feel Han's death so far away and the only person ever capable of that from what we've seen so far is Yoda in Ep. 3 during Order 66.
>>63834010
Yeah and a fucking stupid one at that.
Just say it aloud, it's so fucking bad. SNOOOOOOKKEE.
>>63841489
They are the same song. But it's not like Star Wars ever uses leitmotifs to convey anything.
>>63841503
>she could be so great the Force just because she is Anakin/Luke's direct heirs
Then how did she with no training defeat a guy with training from Luke and Snoke?
Clearly she's next level Chosen One levels beyond diluted Skywalker blood, or JJ just fucked up.
>>63836323
So its jar jars spirit then? cause jar jar was a different species.
>>63841499
>the guy who created annie and the master mind behind Palps plan
If the big-headed alien is not canon then, and by your own logic, the creation of Anakin by them is not canon as well.
>>63835938
>palpatine killed Plagueis.
He SAID he did.
Why would a Sith ever lie?
SNOKE & SHEEV, SAME SILLY SINISTER SITHS SARCASTICALLY SACRIFICING SANDWICHES & SAUNTERING SLOWLY
>>63841595
it's just a projection
they're gonna do a wizard of Oz because that's the only "ebin twist" a creatively bankrupt retard like JJ or Looper guy could come up with other than "Luke/Rey turns evil"
>>63835894
See you say to "milk every cent" as if they somehow knew if they made it just like ANH it would automatically sell better? Nigger it was going to break records and sell millions no matter what, especially before anyone even knew how many parallels it drew from ANH.
I don't understand how this was the "safe" bet, you think Disnet Execs give a fuck about the story?
The retarded logic you people throw around sometimes it's just mind numbing.
>>63841277
I'm not familiar with the Clone Wars.but I meant manifestation not literally just in the sense that the Dark Side has shown itself in history in all sorts of manner, with the Sith/Empire/First Order being the relevant ones to Finn/Rey/Han when Maz spoke. Han implied that she is really old when they entered so yes I think she has been around to have seen the Dark Side in other beings/organizations.
>>63835917
I was really hoping it wasn't going to be that so I was pretty happy to find out it was a holograms.
>>63832753
Bravo. Progeria is evil now.
>>63841571
Because every main Jedi lead is a Mary/Gary Stu. Also Kylo Ren is awful, he's good enough at the Force, but even then he's not that great. Finn was holding his own against him and managed to injure him, Chewbacca was able to shoot him in the leg, and he's clearly worried he'll never be as strong as Vader, because he wont. He's far weaker, and Vader was 80% weaker than what he was during Order 66 and Mustafar.
Kylo Ren is a weak Sith, even Luke wasn't that great during the original Trilogy, he literally had to tap into the Dark Side to increase his strength to overcome Vader, because Vader pissed him off about Leia.
>>63833368
its jar jar binks
>>63841277
>>63841730
>Maz
She was also the founder of that city or some kind of heroine. Remember when the crew arrived to that planet? It was a statue of her. So she is very, very old.
>>63841503
This happens when a jedi jerks off incredibly hard whilst thinking of fucking a hot chic like mara jade.
He wills it so much he ends up force fucking her.
Explains everything
>>63832896
So he's Darth Andeddu from the Bane trilogy?
>>63841791
>>Kylo Ren is a weak Sith
kylo ren is not a sith at all
>>63841730
Well she'd have to be close to Yoda's age, which is possible. But yeah, Clone Wars has physical manifestations of the Dark Side and Light Side in The Son and The Daughter, which Anakin makes them both bow before him, as a test by The Father (both sides mixed) to see if he's really the Chosen One. The Son eventually show Anakin he'll become Vader one day and Anakin decides it's for the best to end the war and that the Jedi are the root cause of it all. The Father ultimately ends up wiping his memory because the prophecy must come true.
>>63841611
It's heavily implied in the movie.
>He could even... create... life....
>while looking at Anakin, the child who was born literally with no fathar
Watch that scene again, I think it's pretty clear. Of course they'd need to confirm that, but I think it's already canon
Snoke is a gender nonspecific entity (very progressive, upvoted!) and the """mother""" of Rey (father being obviousley Luke)
>>63841791
>Because every main Jedi lead is a Mary/Gary Stu
Not really, no. Unless you're talking about some EU shit.
>Also Kylo Ren is awful
He wasn't portrayed as such thorughout the film until the very end where he suddenly becomes awful. Not only that, but if Rey is Luke's daughter and is God level Force user day one because of Skywalker blood, then Kylo Ren should have started off on that level too and only grown from there with his training.
Can we please stop trying to pretend that Rey beating Kylo made any sense at all if they're related? The only way JJ can justify it is if she's a new Force creation like Anakin.
>>63841877
He's a Sith, he just doesn't have a Darth/Dark Lord of the Sith moniker. He even says he took the name Kylo Ren when he went to the Dark Side, so it's not his actual name.
Han also calls him Ben, not Ren when they meet. Which is taken from Ben Skywalker in the EU.
>>63841791
That's the point of Kylo's character though. He's trying to succeed Vader but he's just a tryhard edgelord and the true successor of Vader is his other grandchild, Rey
>Hologram
>Everybody assumes Snoke looks like that
That could be anybody, including Luke Skywalker, on the other end of that transmission.
>But Snoke trained Kylo Ren so Ren would know what he looks like.
Yes he would. His master.
>That's fucking stupid. Why would Snoke send out a mission to find the last piece of a map to himself?
You've apparently never watched JJ's 'Alias'.
>>63837369
Indeed. Sheev and Yoda should have never used lightsabers in the Prequels.
>>63841942
stop with the "taken from EU" meme
he's called Ben because they named him after Obi-Wan
>>63841900
So xhe is some kind of slug?
>>63841942
He's a dark jedi, the "Darth" title is what makes you a Sith.
UE is not canon anymore but the clone wars animated series still is, and there Dooku makes the difference between a sith and a dark jedi pretty clear
>>63842148
Not that guy but what did Dooku even say? I mean he has a Darth title as well.
has plagueis fucking Annie's mom with the force been retconned?
>>63842184
When asajj says she's a sith, he says no way you're one. Sure you're strong and you have that red saber but that doesn't make you a sith at all
>>63842148
I'm with you on this. The Force is supposed to be something that is everywhere and has always existed.
It's a stupid idea that only some specific honorific would entitle you to use it. There must have been force users long before the words 'Jedi' and 'Sith' even existed.
>>63838512
Check out KoToR II then
>>63833495
Snoke is super old like Yoda though. He's not human.
Didn't Kylo call Snoke "wise" while talking to Han on the bridge?
Plagueis the Wise.
>>63837069
i legit kinda liked that. he realizes that you have to spend you higher up underlings lives carefully.
>>63842327
Kreia is overrated as fuck because people think she has some weird gray philosophy when she's just fucking with you because she's a fucking Sith.
Besides Qui-Gon is an actual canon maverick Jedi.
>>63837925
Snoke Sheev everyday
>>63841098
Happy now, ya faggot?
>>63842914
10/10, would serve loyally.
what is snoke ultimate goal? to be the edgiest, baddest and most evilest?
What is the darkside all about in general
Snoke is in the first jedi temple manipulating the force behind the scenes. There's a plug like in Lost and being near it is keeping him alive. You heard it here first boys
Who was the oldfaggot at the beginning who gave Po the macguffin?
>>63843283
Gar Kipled
>>63843283
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lor_San_Tekka
>>63843332
Literally who?
>>63841154
>>63843576
>>63843283
Ming the Merciless.
>>63843030
I almost forgot.
>>63843576
>>63843647
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