>this guy
>maintained the klingon empire stable for decades at the cost of a few shady political moves
>understood that power was given to assure authority and cohesion
>kept the High Council on their toess by simple strength of character
>realized that politics were about balance between opposing forces
>got murdered and everyone was fine with it
>Gowron
>almost ruins the empire with some unnecessary military moves
>abuses of his power on a weekly basis
>turned into an egomaniac in a matter of two years
>had everyone plotting against him and never realized it
>had no honour
>got killed by a filthy half human petaQ, and people still whine about it
Why do we like Gowron again?why won't the next Trek series let us se what Martok would do with the Empire?
>>63828025
Gowron a shit
You are still FAT Kmpec.
>>63828025
Considering how the Klingons act I have no idea how they maintain a stable society on a level of the Klingon Empire.
On top of that they actually made peace with the Federation.
I mean you literally have to look at one of them wrong and they go to war with you just like that.
>>63828025
>why won't the next Trek series let us se what Martok would do with the Empire?
Because they'll try something like a Hard Reboot.
...But I don't know. CBS owns the rights for the TNG universe. They could do something like 100 years later.
>TNG set in JJverse featuring a young Picard
>No interesting stories, just lens flares and explosions
>>63830957
>these are the voyages....
>record scratch
>I CAAAAAN'T STAAAAAAND IIIIIT
ST Anthology tv series.
One Season: all klingon.
>>63828025
holy shit that's a good idea, opmartok has plenty honor
Why did the DS9 writers shit on klingons so much?
>hurr we maked klingon and romulan consider alliance agen
>duuuurp we making klingon goto war with ds9 wooow
>wooow we make klingon into retards that attack cardassians on the planet wide scale
>wow klingon are good puppet
>>63832827
They were stupid some times but they also were one of the most crucial races in the dominion war, far more than the Romulans.
DS9 writers thought process
If they're friends with worf then klingons are bros. bad ass galaxy ruling alliance
If worf doesn't know them. war soon! fuck shit up!
>>63828025
Because that old bitch was dishonorable as fuck and didn't lead shit.
Gowron fucks bitches and has a gold bird of prey for hunting down mark ass tricks like you OP. Power moves only.
>>63831040
>these are the voyages...
>record scratch
>SOME FOLKS ARE BORN MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
>OOH THEYRE RED WHITE AND BLUE
>>63832827
Klingons have only gotten worse since TOS
>>63833511
Doesn't apply to any of Jadzia / Kurzon's friends and Martok started out as a bad guy. Also Gowron never really liked Worf but the Klingons and Federation were at peace for most of his rule
>>63834028
Oh, he fucked MANY MANY people, metaphorically. He was the ultimate manipulator, threw Worf under the bus despite his obvious benefit to the empire. Guy was a trueRomulan
>>63828025
I always liked Worf's interactions with the Klingon Council and big wigs. Worf grew up learning about Klingons from humans which makes him both the most Klingon and the least Klingon of his whole race.
He is the most Klingon because he took all their stories about honor and shit at face value. He took Klingon concepts, like honor, and tired to completely embody them without deviation.
He is the least Klingon because real Klingons know that no one follows all the honor shit 100% but at least must look honorable to others and at times have to just pay lip service to Klingon concepts.
Worf is like someone who read a book about dancing and mastered its instructions perfectly. When he finally gets the chance to show his moves he is the most technically correct but it is still awkward and stilted because he hasn't experienced how in practice the dance changes according to partners and is adapted by each individual to suit their style.
>>63835484
So basically, Worf is a Klingon Data?
>>63835371
>fucks bitches
>fucks Worf
Yea, that adds up. Friendly reminder that Mogh was a confirmed traitor.
>>63828025
>makes my typo from yesterday
>says opposite.
you bastard
>>63835615
Duras pls
>>63835484
*clap clap clap*
perfectly said. He is the outsider criticising and loving the culture. It also tries to balance the idea of what culture should be kept and what should be left behind. When he is with the Romulan-Klingon moon he teaches them hunting games, they aren't really about war as most klingons think. He is kinda a throw back in their culture, especially in Kalus episode. He reflects what they SHOULD be rather than what they are
BTW, did anything happen with Kalus clone after that episode?
>>63835484
This is exactly why Worf is the best character on TNG. I like the conflict stemming from someone dedicated to but ultimately alienated from his culture.
>>63835935
>He reflects what they SHOULD be rather than what they are
Yep. Its why at one point Worf calls pretty much every Klingon he sees "without honor." Its not that all Klingons are dicks, its that they are imperfect and in a society that demands they either all be perfect like Kahless or all bend the rules sometimes.
>>63835484
I like you, Anon. We should have a barrel of blood wine.
>>63837118
It's basically native americans, where the media glories it, but in reality they fought and killed each other just as much as any war in europe and asia. They fought for territoriy and the like. Not saying that we didn't do permenant harm by killing all the buffaloand nativesbut klingons are a good example of our history
>>63837467
What do you think blood wine is made of?
I've made drinks from other shows like graf from the Dark Tower and I just finished Trek yesterday.
I'm thinking some kind of extremely stong mead with a red berries added.
>>63836338
>I like the conflict stemming from someone dedicated to but ultimately alienated from his culture.
Is that why we come here?
>>63838214
Bloodwine: blood and wine. Blood from some sort of animal, wine from some sort of bottle.
>>63838420
I come here because I like Star Trek, senpai
>>63838214
So are there like Klingon bloodwine vintners? Do they get a place in sto vo kor as honorable winemakers?
>>63838420
I come for the Star Trek, actually.
>>63838505
They have vintages so I guess so.
>>63838837
Klingons had some great tech like cloaking. I get the feeling their scientists got something like kills and honor by proxy. Every time their disruptors killed someone they got .1 kills to their credit and every time their tech saved an honorable warriors life they get .2 honor points.
>>63839459
How would honor work for medics though?
Its pretty much said that klingons do not like getting old since it's a sign that you have not died in battle, and thus not fought enough.
So what about their doctors? The job of a doctor is to help his patients live longer and better lives. For klingons, that would mean depriving the patients of honourable deaths.
>>63838837
Whoever made this obviously hasn't seen TOS. Klingons aren't all barbarian jocks. Even if they are, its highly plausible they steal and emulate technology from civilizations they conquer. War has always advanced science and technology in some way. It's completely reasonable for them to focus on science for a war effort, there's nothing dishonorable about that.
>>63839459
They stole it from some other species.
They're space niggers.
>>63828025
threadly reminder
>>63839848
Why would you want to "keep true to Gene's vision" though?
It's completely outdated 60s optimism that only managed to keep some suspension of belief going because it never explained most practical points we would need to understand how society works in the 23rd and 24th century.
At this point, Star Trek owes more to Mike Piller and Ira Steven Behr.
>>63839848
>DS9 starts high riding TNG hype
>immediately falls off the table as people realize its garbage
I am so glad that hard facts bear this out.
>It's a Tuvok combing the desert episode
>>63835484
good post
>>63840312
>Voyager starts higher than both
>falls lower than both
>even Enterprise had more viewers
damn
>>63838214
I picture it as something like red Everclear. It was sold online as a promotion and it sounded from the description like MD 20/20 or Night Train. woo lad
>>63839567
One of the EU novels, I think it was Flag Full of Stars, had a nerdy Klingon scientist as a main character. It seemed to me that they considered science and medicine as necessary evils and that docs and geeks were tolerated but not venerated as warriors were. Been a while since I read it. Star Trek EU has some really fantastic Klingon stuff. The Final Reflection is fucking brilliant.
>>63841257
Enterprise had the Klingon lawyer who, because of his profession, was never taken as seriously as a warrior was.
GOAT Star Trek novels
TOS
>Yesterday's Son - 1983
Spock goes back to the planet from "All Our Yesterdays" and finds out hehad a kid with that hot chick
>The Final Reflection - 1984
Klingon culture and shit
>My Enemy, My Ally - 1984
First book of Diane Duane's "Rihannsu" series that explores the Romulans
>How Much For Just The Planet? - 1987
Fun cheesy romp structured like a musical
>Time for Yesterday - 1988
Sequel to "Yesterday's Son"
>Memory Prime - 1988
Kirk and co. go to the Federation supercomputer planet where spooky shit is happening
>Spock's World - 1988
Vulcan threatens to secede from the Federation. Also explores Vulcan's war-torn past and Surak.
>The Pandora Principle - 1990
Saavik origin story, how she wasthe product of Romulan-on-Vulcan rape
>Prime Directive - 1990
The Enterprise accidentally a whole planet's atmosphere so Starfleet disgraces the entire crew
>A Flag Full of Stars - 1991
Second book in "The Lost Years" saga set between TOS and TMP, is mostly about refitting the Enterprise
>The Captain's Daughter - 1995
Captain Sulu/USS Excelsior book where hetries to learn why his daughter Demora was (seemingly) killed
>The Eugenics Wars - 2001-2005
Details Khan's rise to power, exile from Earth, discovery in space, and banishment to Ceti Alpha V prior to TWOK
>Ex Machina - 2005
Sequel to both TMP and "For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky", set in the comfy post-TMP pajamas era
>Crucible - 2006-2007
Kirk, Spock and Bones stories about how "City on the Edge of Forever" affected their lives
>>63842124
TNG
>Q-in-Law - 1991
Q meets Lwaxana Troi. It's better than it sounds.
>Vendetta - 1991
Borg and the Planet Killer from TOS
>Imzadi - 1992
Troidiesand Riker cries about it for 40 years
>Grounded - 1993
Clayface infects the Enterprise and the crew is forced to abandon it
>Dark Mirror - 1993
TNG Mirror Universe story, I've read it 3 times already. It's good.
>Rogue Saucer - 1996
Riker, Data, Geordi, Worf, and Admiral Nechayev test out a new saucer section for the Enterprise and thenit gets hijacked by the Maquis
>The Q Continuum - 1998
Q takes Picard on a road trip to his past as the Enterprise-E fights the Calamarain (Deja Q) at the Galactic Barrier (TOS)
>Diplomatic Implausibility - 2001aka the one that was photoshopped to say WereWorfSet after DS9; Worf is now the Federation ambassador to the Klingons and is put to the test when one of the Empire's subject races (which they were implied to have in TNG but never explored any further) revolts.
>Immortal Coil - 2002
Data's mom is kidnapped and he meets every android seen in Star Trek
>A Time to Be Born/Die/Sow/Harvest/Love/Hate/Kill/Heal/War/Peace - 2004
Set before Nemesis, the crew goes through some crazy shit involving conspiracies, cover-ups,Iraq War parallels, pissed-off Klingons, and a new Federation president is elected.
>Destiny trilogy - 2008
Set after Nemesis, crossover of TNG, DS9, Voyager, and Enterprise, plus the novel series Titan, about a massive Borg retaliation after Admiral Janeway fucked their shit up in "Endgame".
>>63842124
>>Spock's World - 1988
God, I love this one.>>63842662
>>Vendetta - 1991
and that one
>>63842662
DS9
>Fallen Heroes - 1994
Odo and Quark disappear from DS9 and when they come backeveryone is dead
>Invasion: Time's Enemy - 1996
The Dax symbiont is frozen for 300 years after the Defiant isdestroyed in the past
>The 34th Rule - 1999
What starts off as a comedic Ferengi novel turns dark when Quark and Rom aresent to space Auschwitz
>A Stitch in Time - 2000
Garak's past revealed, as told by Garak (Andrew J Robinson)
>Millennium trilogy - 2000
A time travel clusterfuck, but a fun as hell regardless. Prophets, Pah-Wraiths,destruction of DS9 twice
DS9 Relaunch
Set after the show ends. Pretty interconnected, you should probably read them all in order. Most range from very good to "okay"
>The Lives of Dax anthology - 1999
>Avatar Books 1 and 2 - 2001
>Section 31: Abyss - 2001
>Gateways: Demons of Air and Darkness - 2001
>Gateways: What Lay Beyond "Horn and Ivory" - 2001
>Mission Gamma Books 1, 2, 3, and 4 - 2002
>Rising Son - 2003
>The Left Hand of Destiny Books 1 and 2 - 2003
>Unity - 2003
>Worlds of DS9 - 2004-2005
>Warpath - 2006
>Fearful Symmetry - 2008
>The Soul Key - 2009
>The Never-Ending Sacrifice - 2009
>Typhon Pact: Zero Sum Game (Bashir and Sarena), Rough Beasts of Empire (Sisko), Plagues of Night/Raise the Dawn - 2010-2012
>The Fall: Revelation and Dust - 2013
>The Missing - 2015
>Sacraments of Fire - 2015
>Ascendance - 2016
>Force and Motion - 2016
DS9 related
>Terok Nor trilogy - 2008
Set during the Occupation of Bajor, >muh 6 trillion etc
Reminder that Picard and crew murdered me
>>63844142
But they didn't. They gave him a virtual life which he thought was real enough. Perhaps in time if he was clever enough he would realize it was fake but at that point he would know he was bested so he'd make the best of it.
>>63844403
>Perhaps in time if he was clever enough he would realize it was fakethis happens in the recent TNG novel The Light Fantastic
>>63844403
Considering how often the holodeck malfunctions, he's pretty much condemned to death.
Not to mention that if the holodeck, powered by the central computer of the Enterprise cannot generate a large simulation for too long, then a USB key won't be able to emulate the whole damn universe for more than one minute.
>>63840225
This. It's like saying modern America owes anything to its founding fathers besides a few generic platitudes completely irrelevant for the current time. America owes more to Nixon than it does to Jefferson or Washington.
>>63844608
JJ pls
>>63834178
What is the Trek equivalent of Vietnam?
>>63845623
Bajoran Wars
>>63845623
Watergate
Threadly reminder that pic related is best captain and did literally(literally!) nothing wrong!
>>63845984
Forgot pic. She's just too based to contain in one post!
>>63845984
>>63846020
You posted the wrong Captain.
>>63845984
>>63846020
>shitposting so poorly that you are literally (literally!) shitting the bed
>>63846052
But no one ever implied he did anything wrong.
Except Riker.
>>63846097
Riker was being a little bitch
favourite trek episodes, any series, go. mine:
1. turnabout intruder
2. shades of gray
3. sub rosa
4. spock's brain
5. deep space 9
>>63846788
patrician taste here
>>63846052
Yuck
Threadly reminder: Kirk was the best Captain, and was strong, bold, and actually went where no man had gone before. Picard was just an effete bureaucrat who let some stupid douchebag Jesus pilot the Enterprise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP4einqJuUM
>>63848198
I tried to watch this but apparently the entire video is a series of advertisements and product placements and other sponsored content, so no thanks.
>>63848198
Jesus christ, I couldn't even get through 15 seconds of that video. Why don't you head back to reddit, bud?
>>63834280
>Based slaver proto-fascist planet
>>63844142
Actually he wasn't killed. He's presumably still somewhere on that holographic data cube on that planet where ever the Big D crashed into in generations presumably. Or maybe Lt. Barkley took him to Jupiter station to be study at that holographic Daystum institute. They are possibilities nigga.
That being said Morriaty is the closet thing TNG had to a Khan character.
Are you ready for a young Picard action-packed serie?
>>63850640
I can't wait for the 13-episode seasons spread out over 8 months and the big important story arc is that Picard is sleeping with both Beverly and Troi.
>>63850246
Picard should have kept that thing and rubbed it on his nuts every night.
>>63849361
Can you blame Dukat for not being able to resist that sweet, sweet Bajoran poon?
>>63852806
Who said he didn't?
I presume he anally stimulated himself with that flute constantly. Fuck your civilization.
>>63853257
we aren't talking about the flute here bruv
>>63850640
Only if Vin Diesel plays Picard
>>63853347
But we should be talking about it.
Also Picard's fish was presumably killed in that crash too.
Poor fish. He deserves a sticky goddamnit.
>>63853257
>Who said he didn't?
Didn't they launch it off into space at the end of the episode? I forget.
>>63853357
well...at least the parrises squares episode would totally fucking rule
>>63853583
They launched a shuttlecraft into space.
But that was only an illusion, Michael.
>>63851958
What about the rebellious, straigth outta the academy Picard?
>>63849361
I always wondered, why did they stry to pretend the Starfleet dress code is strict as shit initially and make her remove her religious earring thing when Worf keeps his Klingon belt on him at all times? Double standards man
You can drink:
Kanar with Damar (or Dukat)
Bloodwine with Worf
Scotch with O'Brien
Synthehol with Quark or
Earl Grey with Picard
What do you choose?
>>63853702
Officers will often pull up juniors on petty shit if they're generally possessed of a shitty attitude. Letting minor stuff slide can serve as an unofficial incentive to maintain discipline etc in other spheres, especially attitude.
>>63853714
Scotch with O'Brien, pretty easy choice.
>>63853646
He'll get promoted after one mission and become a rebellious, straight-outta-the-academy Captain.
>>63853714
I feel like at least half of that list is going to kill me, and that's only talking about the drinks
well, you're wrong.
>>63853714
Ketracel White with mah Brojems and Jemtlemen.
But in all seriousness, don't forget to like and upvote this post to put an end to Ketracel White addiction.
>>63835484
agree
>>63828025
>the next Trek series
>>63848593
>There's only one advertisement.
>Being this impatient.
>>63849361
>Hurr Reddit!
Found the Picard cocksucker. Why don't you get some actual arguments, instead of spouting memes like "Reddit" and "I couldn't even get through 15 seconds"?
>>63842662
>>63843888
>anything in the current main continuity
>GOAT
>implying it's even Kevin J Anderson-tier
Movies Ranked:
>Wrath of Khan
>Voyage Home
>Final Frontier
>Search For Spock
>Motion Picture
>Undiscovered Country
>Generations
>>63856279
Terrible. Take a lap.
>>63856279
>the slow-motion picture ranked above TUC
>generations ranked above first contact
>>63829357
>>63856279
>Motion Picture
>Search For Spock
>Undiscovered Country
>Wrath of Khan
>Final Frontier
>Voyage Home
>Generations
>>63848198
how can you fucking watch this?
tell us the arguments use because I'm 6 minutes in and I'm not going to watch any of that shit.
Those people are precisely the type I try to avoid
>>63857087
Jesus... I think Gowron was elected sheerly because of the severe case of "Crazy Eyes" he suffers from.
>>63857456
I voted for Gowron because I liked what he said about my house.
Gowron 2367 - Glory to Every Klingon and to Every House
>>63828025
This thread is now about robococks
>>63857843
Fully functional implies hermaphrodism, does it not?
>>63857456
>yfw that's literally why he was hired
We wish you glorious ch'riStmaS,
We wish you glorious ch'riStmaS,
We wish you glorious ch'riStmaS,
And an honorable new year!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Af0Tvk5B0
>>63857843
Nope.
>>63857440
>how can you fucking watch this?
Because Bill Whittle is based. The other two, though, were the epitome of "NERD!". He basically rapes the "bro" who was arguing for Picard. Basically, he tries propping Picard up by saying that Picard was a skilled diplotmat and made friends with the Cardassians (which led to several genocides), and that he bested a God-like Entity and praised Wesley Crusher for being a super genius. Bill Whittle countered with... well.. Wesley Fucking Crusher getting his position because of nepotism, and that Kirk managed to defeat a much stronger opponent using his brains instead of his brawn and was basically "Space MacGyver".
>Those people are precisely the type I try to avoid
>That lack of self-awareness.
You're in a Star Trek thread, son. Those "kind of people" are what this series caters to. I'm not much of a "Star Trek" person, even though I grew up on TNG, DS9, Voyager, and TOS.
>>63857905
More like Swiss-Army knife genitalia for fully functional intercourse with any species in Federation space.
>>63857934
>>63855242
>he hasn't heard
I think we found the real retard here
>>63858050
Delightful as fuck. Thank you anon for informing me of my own myopia.
![Star-Trek-6[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/3SAmqIE.gif "Star-Trek-6[1].gif")
who hype
>>63858090
>>63858256
Next week on CARDASSIANED
>>63858227
I can't stand it
>>63858346
Those filthy Cardies! Stealing our women!
>>63858346
We put the ASS back in cardASSian.
>>63840225
>Why would you want to "keep true to Gene's vision" though
this
he really did hold the series back
DS9's realism was really refreshing.
>>63844142
dude, he was just the ship's computer achieving CHIM
>>63858622
Literally Desperation: The Star Trek
![NsRHOsV[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YcYQKMg.png "NsRHOsV[1].png")
>>63858407I know you planned it
>>63846020
I really liked her performance, but she was written way to often as a Mary Sue.
>>63858680
I'm pretty sure that scene was in one of the first episodes. That being said, it did set a precedent for the series being unsubtle and pandering.
>>63858709
Yeah Mulgrew herself said the character was written so inconsistently that she played her as manically depressed or something
>>63858770
Mulgrew herself was a Mary Sue.
>>63858835
You're a Mary Sue in that case
>>63858227
a little of me dies every time i see shit like this in star trek
>>63858492
reeeeeeeee am Irsih
reeee
>>63858227
Where's the dune buggy?
>>63858227
If there's any justice in the world Beyond will bomb.
>>63858931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbneNOM3OPs
>>63858984
Why do you want Star Trek to fail?
>>63858931
Well you seem to be drunk so I believe you
>>63859037
>jj will keep making trek dumber and dumber
>people will get sick of it and stop watching
>the studios will interpret this as people being "tired of star trek" and never fund any future projects
>>63859016
>these actors will never have good writing and good direction
Just CAN'T STAND my IT up.
>>63858227
>does a jump on a bike
>no unecessary tail whip or tricks
fuck you guys, there is hope for this yet
>>63859081
that fuckign faggot only got where he is cause nepotism and cock sucking faggotry
fuck him he's a fucking hack
>re-watching DS9
>Bajoran gratitude festival
>Miles waiting for his horrible family
>Keiko back for 1 second, already complaining
>His daughter throws up on him upon arrival
>A familiar voice speaks in the background
>Luwaxana Troi: "I shouldn't have given her all that candy!"
How can an episode go from terrible, to horrible, to please kill me so fast?
>>63859193
Wow, rude.
Who hurt you?
>>63858227
>we have no ship... no crew
I want to give whoever wrote that script a "I completly understood Star Trek" award
>>63859377
>HE HAS NO SHIP
>HE HAS NO CREW
>THIS CAPTAIN
>IS A REAL LAME DUDE
>>63859193
so saltyfor me
here's your reply
>>63859081
>no one was making star trek at all for years
>the fandom could not stand it
>jj came along and set it straight
>>63853714
the green stuff with scotty
>>63839459
>great tech like cloaking.
romulan tech
iirc they traded warp drives or something for cloaking
>>63859377
simon "science fiction is childish" pegg
>>63858227
every time i see this i remember that joke trailer for jurassic world with the raptors on motorbikes
>>63859465
>>63859447
The days before he joined the Maquis and got pulled to the delta quadrant
>>63859566
to old friends
>>63859201
It gets way better from there.
>tfw all TNG characters are better on DS9
>even Lwaxana
The funk?
>tfw no long-haired Kira gf
>>63858256
LMAO
that was great
>>63859697
>you will never lustily rut terrorist kira up against a wall while in fear of being discovered by the cardies
>>63859667
you have that backwards, friendo
TOS or TNG Klingons?
Justify your choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PDY7qtTsVw
>>63858770
>>63858835
I was in our ship's semi-fresh food mess hall here in the Delta Quadrant (the kitchen was converted from the Captain's private dining room), and I'm in line to order some Kazonian ham at the front. The cook asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of Kazonian ham there are, Talaxian" ENTIRELY too loudly and the woman behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.
I turn around. Captain Janeway.
She kinda half leans around me and says "Ocampan honey glazed!" to the freak behind the counter and I just kinda stare at her for a second then smile and say thanks. I'm about to replicate something else instead but she says "No way, this one's out of my rations" and authorizes the resource allocation for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of... I tensed up like an academy cadet and saluted. Once again she cracks out in mad laugher and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "A dozen parsecs?" She said "Try ten thousand light years", with a devilish grin on her face.
We ended up having Vidiian torch in her personal quarters on deck 4. Turns out she'd apparently installed a Borg replicator, which let her replicate all kinds of shit that the ship's standard complement couldn't handle. We talked about everything that wasn't her career for about 47 minutes before I had to take off because my shift was about to start. I shook her hand and said she made my year today. She smiled and beat my head in with a hyperspanner. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in blood as I made out a blurry image of a freshly-replicated torpedo being hoisted above my head. Through the ringing in my ears I can't recall the probably inspiring parting line about duty and service before the casing came crashing down, ending my voyage.
>>63859818
TNG Klingons have a more fleshed out culture, but are more "can do no wrong" and "thier cultuire is fine guise who carese loljk Worf does honor and stuff such funny".
TOS Klingons are realpolitik but are shallow and kind of just generic villains.
DS9 Klingons are straight up the best, hands down.
>>63859889
Top tier copypasta spinoff
Insaneway would be proud
>>63859697
>>63859697
The standard kira haircut makes her drop like 1.5 points. 8.5 to a 7. Such a shame. At least we still had the daxes to ogle.
>>63860156
agreed
but I liked that Klingon qt the Quark got to marry
>>63860156
+stylish haircut
+snazzy uniform
Let me give you some 10/10 Kira, farn.
>>63840659
>>63846020
>>63846068
>>63858709
>>63858770
>>63858835
>>63859051
>>63859889
unabashed Voyager fan, reporting in. I've never understood the hate for the series.
>>63853714
>not coffee with Janeway
>>63860156
Kira can still rock the semi-short cuts, though I agree her usual one is disappointing
>>63860286
Pointing out that Voyager had low ratings isn't hatred for the series. It's just pointing out that Voyager had low ratings.
The post before that one would be a good example of hate, to be honest.
>>63860341
>>63828025
what half human ?
>>63860286
People hate it for the same reason many of us love it.
It was very comfy, and you always knew what you were going to get. The characters were all people who you could sit down over a bowl of Neelix Ale with
Of course the premise was survival in a hostile and uncharted region of space, so lots of people consider the comfiness a failure. The show did not follow through on an excellent premise.
Some people will go further and claim stuff like Janeway is evil or the EMH sucks, but that's all pleb bait
>>63860409
You don't remember when K'Ehleyr's force ghost killed Gowron?
>>63860286
Quit being a baby. Copypasta doesn't mean anything.
I saw The Emissary in a replimat in Kendra Province yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in corporeal form, but I didn’t want to be a waste extractor and bother him and ask him for holographs or anything.
He said, “You're doing now, like oh?” and added "It's not linear."
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh, my child? huh, my child? huh, my child?” and swinging an imaginary baseball bat in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw his grace trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen spiced hasperats in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Your holiness, Bajor is outside of Federation space, so all items must be purchased with gold-pressed latinum” At first he kept pretending to be having a vision and not hearing her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the hasperats and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any tachyon infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each hasperat and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by laughing really loudly.
>>63860462
I'm not familiar with that meme.
But I do remember when Worf kills Gowron.
https://youtu.be/JspTr5TdR4k
Is this EU stuff?
>Batshitsko
>Insaneway
>Quantum Creep
Why did the madness level increase with every new series?
>>63861450
WATCH MY SERIE
WATCH IT
Is it accurate?
what happens to crew members sucked out into space are the recovered?
>>63862412
No, the crews don't bother because humanity has evolved beyond the fear of death in Gene's optimistic utopian vision.
>>63840327
...isn't there a voyager episode with him raking sand?
You know, I'm not into old women, but for some reason so many of them are top tier in TNG.
I like to imagine they had a guy in casting whose sole role was to look around for milf to cast in the serie
>>63860368
>you will never nuzzle your nose between her jiggly buttcheeks and inhale deeply while she does yoga with her telepathic pal
>>63862462
What does that have to do with anon's question? Surely that is more a matter of burial practices, and it seems they usually make an effort to recover bodies if possible
>>63862629
more like Crush-her, amirite?
... i'm sorry, i'll see myself out
>>63859544
>simon "science fiction is childish BUT NOT DIRTBIKE JUMPS" pegg
ftfy
>>63862629
>Dr. Crusher will never give you a physical.
>>63862773
Simon "It's not Khan, I swear, why would a Nice Guy like me lie to a bloke like you?" Pegg
>>63862610
That episode gave me the feels desu
>>63862773
>space between text and response
>"ftfy"
>meme opinions
What month of this year did you come here from reddit?
>>63863075
why are you so obsessed with reddit
>>63858227
>let's give Star Trek to the guy who makes Fast an the Furious movies, what could go wrong?
>>63858227
I sense...this might not be a good film
>>63862713
Go back to reddit and never return
>>63863174
I want to sniff the underside of Marina's Sir-tits ;)
>>63862713
>>63863108
>>63863207
>it's a reddit episode
>>63863207
>>63863108
because it annoys everyone and then he gets responses, lonely shadow of a human being that he is
>>63863108
>>63863516
This may surprise you, but it's easy to tell when you samefag
>inb4 inspect element 'proof'
>>63845755
Damn that looks good. Gotta get the blu rays.
>>63863610
>inb4 inspect element 'proof'
d-don't dare prove I'm wrong
your proof prove nothing
>>63863683
Nice inspect element
