So they're both doing the same shit they were doing at the beginning of Epsiode IV? Literally nothing would have changed if they had never even met each other (minus Kylo)? The past 30 years of their lives have been irrelevant?
That's cool, I guess.
>After our son left, I tried to cope by going back to what I did best...
>Me too.
The important thing is the EU is non-canon.
Why is Leia not a Jedi?
Life's shit, get over it.
Honestly Han and Leia are doing exactly what they would be doing. Do you think Han is the type of guy to settle down and become a boring general or something? I never thought any of the characters felt out of place with their own storylines in the film.
>>63817210
what a dumb question
>>63817172
Some of the EU would make for better canon than this tripe.
i would rather have jacen solo than kylo ren
>>63817210
Leia with cerise pink saber confirmed for Episode 8.
>>63817127
>what I did best
>Jabba wanted to kill him because he was so shit at smuggling
lol
>>63817220
>Do you think Han is the type of guy to settle down and become a boring general or something?
this is the kind of reasoning that gave us indiana jones and the crystao skull
>>63817028
If you want to be a stickler about it, nothing matters at all - the heat death of the universe will render all of this a huge waste of time.Even Boltzmann Brains will cringe at the autism that was Star Wars
>>63817250
why is that a dumb question she can use the force, and if Luke is presumably the last Jedi why would she not use her fucking powers?
>>63817210
Why should she be? Being a Jedi shouldn't be a case of neoptism. She had zero potential to be one in the OT.
Han and Leia shouldn't have even been in this movie. Han looks like he's stumbled out of Wild Hogs in Space! There's no reason they need to be in the trenches at 80.
Luke is the only one who feels like he'd fit organically within the new trilogy. But you gotta pander to nostalgic old fans, I guess.
>>63817471
Han Solo basically held the movie together.
>>63817028
That fucking bitch Leia,if Solo didn't listen to her "hurrr get our son back I believe it" Solo would not die in the first place.
>>63817437
Can she use the force? How the hell did she get stuck as a sex slave if so?
>>63817471
You watch your fucking slut mouth. That's Han "niggercrusher" Solo you're talking about. Show some fucking respect you fucking wetback.
Yeah I literally celebrated when they announced the decanonization of the EU, but after reading the spoilers and new canon between VI and VII, I want the EU back.
>>63817471
Leia didn't seem to be that important, other people were giving the orders and she was there mostly just offering guidance. And Han was just kind of thrust into the middle of things again, it's not like he was working closely with the republic
>>63817127
>back to what I did best
Mountains of cocaine I suppose. She looks like a sculpture that melted, god damn.
>>63817327
He says it was what he did best, not that he was really any good at it.
>>63817450
bitch are you even force sensitive?
