Imagine being Owen, you settle down into a life a mediocrity, squeezing water out of rocks for a living, a piglet of a gf, still living with your fucking parents.
The one day this God of a man comes down from the sky on a gleaming silver starship, a jedi knight, ex-podracing champion, with gorgeous royalty wrapped around his arm. He is better than you in every conceivable way.
Your first words to this Adonis? "Your mom is dead because I'm too much of a little bitch to protect my home".
Frankly if I was Owen I would have offed myself that very night.
>>63812972
I'm surprised Anni didn't Force Crush his skull on the spot.
Not to mention what happens a few years later. Having this Ubermensch's baby forced onto you by a crazed hermit on a lizard.
>>63813181
What a wacky experience that must have been
>>63812972
No wonder Uncle Owen was so bitter, he was jealous of Anakin. Nigga wanted Luke to be mediocre just like him.
Bet 10 bucks he never would have let Luke go to the academy after the season was over.
I bet he jerked it to twilek holoporn every night.
I bet he would would play with a wooden stick thinking to himself that all these lightsaber jedi tricks is easy peasy.. then break a vase or something
I thought this was going to be an Owen version of the jamie lee curtis pasta
Stop bullying uncle Owen
He looks like his clothes are way too big for him.
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>>63813181
Sounds like a bit in one of those Robot Chicken SW episodes.
>>63814348
The word Imagine will never be the same senpai
If any character is 4chan in star wars it's Uncle Owen.
