>Watching Star Wars in an American theater
>Lucasfilm logo
>theater ERUPTS IN APPLAUSE
>A Long Time Ago...
>MORE APPLAUSE
>Crawl begins
>APPLAUSE INTENSIFIES
>Crawl end
>MORE APPLAUSE
>Audience claps for the entire 2.5 hour movie
>no 20th Century Fox fanfare
I dropped this movie before it even started
And they were all good friends.
>>63812004
is your falcon clap trained? my falcon would probably end up going nuts if that happened. after about 5 minutes of clapping he starts getting nervous and i have to feed him crab legs.
My theater clapped at the Star Wars logo and when Han showed up. After that it was silent until the credits and then another clapping.
>be american
>get clapped
>>63812004
>Entire cinema is silent except a few moments of laughter at BB8, Stormtroopers.
>Everyone gets up at the end quietly.
>Dad didn't fall asleep like he did when he took me to see the first Pokemon film.
I was proud of my showing, they only really clapped at Han Solo's intro. The enthusiasm in the room was also noticeably deflated as the plot got stupider.
>Watching Star Wars in a European theater
>It's closed because Friday is the holy day of Islam
>Get a showing later on
>Huge line of obese smelly Middle Eastern men and women in burqas
>Theatre segregates men from women
>Notice before the movie to free Palestine because there's another nakba
>Everyone boos and hisses whenever a white person appears
>Muslim men start rioting when Kylo Ren takes off his hijab
>Movie stops halfway through so people can pray to Mecca
>Can't even finish it because the Swedish government arrives and deems the film culturally offensive because JJ Abrams is Jewish
>>63812089
mine clapped at every big moment and a lady started loudly bawlingwhen han dies
Brazil here
Clap at Lucas Art and scream at the plot summary
Screams to the Falcon, C3PO and R2D2, Leia and Luke claps to Solo
Some audible laughts to BB-8 and Chewbacca, no audible sound to Han's death, no cheering at any of the climaxes, claps at the end
Not too bad, i expected it to be more obnoxious
>be ausfag
>go see star wars opening night
>people clap
>half of the theatre starts laughing at the people clapping
>they continue clapping trying to drown out the laughter
>by the end of the lucas film logo they where shunned enough to not cheer again
>>63812185
I...I yelled "NOOO"
I'm not sorry
>be in texas
>go see star wars opening night
>fin appears
>theater becomes lynch mob
>walk out
5/7
>>63812004
>be me
>not raised on star wars
>Watch the entire movie wishing for a good Dune film/tv show
>Normies around me clap the entire time
Honestly the best part was when they found Luke, it cultivated an air of mysticism about the Jedi.
>>63812184
kek
>>63812409
Literally the worst part in the entire movie, except Rey being a level 99 Force User out of literally nowhere
>>63812929
y bro
>>63813079
Not the same guy, but I didn't like how they dragged out shots a noticeable amount
>Luke stares at her for ten seconds, takes off hood
>rey holds out lightsaber
>luke gives her a funny look
>rey holds out lightsaber
>luke gives her a different funny look
>rey holds out lightsaber
>camera pans around for thirty seconds while the music plays
>TO BE CONTINUED
>>63812184
You guys didn't even take a break to burn the American and Israeli flags? My theater in Paris took two flag burning breaks.
>>63812257
You guys watch it with sub titles? Is the opening crawl translated too?
>>63813495
>Luke stares at her for ten seconds, takes off hood
I agree, it should have ended there.
The camera pan was atrocious.
