Why didn't he just call the police?
>>63811111
Anndd there goes the thread
>>63811111
When super-heated doorknobs count, the police are sharp toy cars on the floor away.
The McCallisters couldn't afford a phone sadly.
>>63811111
Who needs cops when you have quints?
>>63811111
Why did he kill that burglar via electrocution
>>63811111
your fail get makes my penis go inward
He would've been arrested for the stolen toothbrush.
Why didn't they just not leave Kevin home alone?
>>63811111
YOOOOOOOOO
those digits...
THEY'RE HOT
What kind of queer enjoys cheese pizza the most? You got to have toppings on that shit
>>63811111
When Kevin said "I made my family disappear," he literally thought that his family was gone forever.
He probably wanted to continue living on his own, and knew that if the police intervened he would wind up in a foster home, or they would arrest him for family vanish-icide.
>>63811111
nice
>>63811111
wow
>>63811111
because right as the family was leaving a phone company man said the line would be down for a few days in the house because of the storm the night before. pay attention cock gobbler
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>>63811730
/tv/ has really gone to shit, hasn't it?
>>63811796
for a few years now
>>63811629
>americlap detected
>>63811111
Would see a new home alone movie with an adult macaulay culkin? Like his wife is out of town and some buglars come.
>>63811796
i guess things are getting pretty serious
>>63811787
this. it's like everyones copmletely autistic. there are several scenes dedicated to the mom trying to call and getting a dead signal.
>>63811147
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He had drugs on him. He didn't want to get busted by the cops.
>>63811796
Ever since the redditors invaded
michael said he'd kill his parents
>>63812388
Which is it? Did you never see Home Alone, or have you never heard the saying "When seconds count, the police are minutes away"?
He stole a toothbrush and one of the thieves as far as he knew... was a cop.
He was seven years old or something. There is a reason the media makes a huge fucking deal when a kid that age, is actually smart enough to call 911 to save a parent or something.
>>63814044
He sorta looks like the hitman in Mulholland Drive.
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>>63812357
and yet he was able to get pizza delivered.
only long distance lines where down, hence why they couldnt call him direct
you think if he had a real gun he would have killed the sticky bandits?
