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Which franchise did JJ fuck up worse?
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Which franchise did JJ fuck up worse?
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>>63809408
Trek.
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>>63809408
Star Trek. At least Star Wars didn't get an alternate universe with different laws of physics.
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>>63809408

Which ship would win in a fight?
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Lost. So many childhood memories ruined.
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Probably Star Trek. He really didn't understand the spirit of the setting at all.

I mean Ep 7 was bad, but mostly because it was just a rehash of a past movie and totally uncreative/bland. His Trek movies are just Star Wars, though.
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>>63809408
Neither franchise had priduced a good film in nearly two decades when he took over.
Wasn't much to fuck up
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>>63809408
a glib facsimile
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>>63809408
I see TFA and JJ Trek 1 as very similar movies...

>Good characters
>Good direction of actors
>Good performances
>Strong production design.

Then once the characters are introduced, you get a below average action movie with a half-baked plot and you leave the theater feeling cold and slightly nauseated.
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>>63809408
Well, I'd argue that 2009's Star Trek is the fourth best Star Trek movie. Into Darkness, though, was trash.
TFA was not as good as the OT, but it was better than the prequels.

So I'd have to say he did a better job with Star Wars. He gave Star Trek a bit of CPR before snapping its neck but he brought Star Wars back from hopelessness and gave a solid movie.
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>>63809925
If you liked Star Trek '09 and you think TFA > ROTS, you need to GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD & GO BACK TO REDDIT
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>>63809764
JJ has now added a canon fact that star wars shields have a weakness to the picard maneuver basically.
and if a tie fighter can do so much damage to a star destroyer with a first time pilot and shooter of a tie fighter.

dont mean to burst anyone's bubble but enterprise will wipe its ass
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>>63810121
>tfw tie fighter laser does more damage than proton torpedos in the same fucking movie
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>>63809408
Typical 4chan babby whinging.

If anyone else would have directed it you would be shit posting that panders to that specific stereotype.

In short shut the fuck up you triggered little douchebag
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>>63810084
>defending the prequels
you have to be older than 18 to post here.
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>>63810084
Calm down, buddy.
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>>63809711
pretty sure the enterprise could solo the star wars universe
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>>63809408
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>>63809925
>I'd argue that 2009's Star Trek is the fourth best Star Trek movie

reddit
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>>63810320

This desu
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>>63810286
>implying the memes from III won't outlive the interest in TFA
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>>63809408
I haven't seen TFA yet but I'm still certain the answer is Trek.
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>>63809408
Wars because this shit's apparently canon
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>>63810347
TIE Defender swarm would rape that guy desu
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>tfw JJ is not directing episode VIII

thank fuck
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>>63810332
This
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>>63810406

> tfw Colin trevennnno is directing IX
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>>63810510
fuck.

maybe he will die or something
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>>63809408

JJ didn't fuck anything up. He just the director. It is Disney that fucked up Star Wars. They ruined the EU, cancelled Clone Wars, laid off the Lucas Arts staff, and they rushed out a sterile reshash of episode four. Star Trek on the other hand is not ruined and is doing just fine. All they did was create an alternative timeline which is fine. Paramount actually cares about Star Trek and is willing to continue the other timeline. Star Trek > Disney Wars
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRVD32rnzOw
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>>63810642
>Star Trek on the other hand is not ruined and is doing just fine

FUCK. OFF. REDDIT.

09 COMPLETELY RUINED KIRK'S BACKSTORY WHICH WAS A VERY IMPORTANT ASPECT TO HIS CHARACTER. THEY LITERALLY RUINED IT. FUCK YOU.

i haven't seen into darkness and i never will
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>>63810347

Star Destroyers have two types of shielding.
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>>63810642
director takes the oscar and the director takes the shit if its bad.

thems the rules kid.

this jj guy is the hand of death to movie franchises and should never work again.
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>>63810286
Sadly I am in my 30s and still dealing with sadness over JJ's latest dud
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>>63810792
>09 COMPLETELY RUINED KIRK'S BACKSTORY WHICH WAS A VERY IMPORTANT ASPECT TO HIS CHARACTER. THEY LITERALLY RUINED IT. FUCK YOU.

kek

Prime universe Kirk still exists the same. The new Kirk is an alternate timeline that follows 2009. Both timelines will be respected.
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>>63810781
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star trek unequivocally
TNG
>"I am the culmination of one man's dream. This is not ego or vanity, but when Doctor Soong created me, he added to the substance of the universe. If, by your experiments, I am destroyed, something unique – something wonderful – will be lost. I cannot permit that. I must protect his dream."

jj trek
>LOL DUDE EXPLOSIONS LMAOOOO TITS XXXDDD EPIC REDDIT MEMEMEMEMS LMAOOOOO EVERYTHING!!! TOP XD!!!!
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>>63809711
The Star Destroyer, it's built specifically for warp. The Enterprise-D is an exploration vessel with limited weapons and shielding, and is considerably smaller.
Even a squadron of TIE fighters would give a Galaxy-class starship a run for its money.
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>>63810327
>a shitty star trek flick has the same score as an 'excellent' star wars cinema

imagine if they had tried, trek bros?
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guys I've never watched star trek, what are some good starting points?
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>>63812900
If your plan is to watch the newest movies (you shouldn't) then you only need to bother with the first two TOS movies.
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>>63812968
I don't really mind if they're new or old, which movies are like the equivalent of the star wars OT in the trekkies universe?
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>>63809744
underrated post
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>>63812585
The Galaxy Class vessel had the biggest shields in Starfleet. Type IX phaser banks. Fore and aft photon torpedo launchers too.

There was no other ship in Starfleet at the time that could go toe-to-toe with it.
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>>63812900
Movies 2,3,4, and 6.
Watch TNG
Movie - First Contact (Nemesis for conclusion but it's shit)
Watch DS9.
I love Voyager too but it's not for everyone.
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>>63813453
>Borg Cube would fuck everyone in the ass
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>>63810270
you're mad as fuck, get some taste, you child
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>>63810383
Unfortunately in Star Trek they don't manually aim guns at fighters like it's WW2.
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>>63812900
Watch it as it were released.
You can skip TOS, it's really weak villain of the week stuff with little in the way of arcs or character development. Just stick with the films.
And don't bother with Enterprise (although ironically it's the only one still canon).
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OUT OF MY WAY NERDS. NIGGA SWAG-CRUISER COMING THROUGH.
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TFA, while far from a perfect movie, is enjoyable and respectful to the Star Wars franchise.

JJ's Star Trek movies are complete shit and have literally nothing to do with Star Trek besides the name.
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>>63813453
It struggled against single warbirds and birds of prey. It would not beat a Star Destroyer.
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>>63813667
>You can skip TOS
>don't bother with Enterprise
Terrible, terrible fucking advice.

To this poster >>63812900 the answer for ANYTHING is "start at the beginning and watch chronologically." Anyone who tells you "oh skip X and Y" needs to fuck off and die.
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>>63812900
TNG season 3 is what got me hooked. And don't listen to >>63813667 , TOS is amazing.
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>>63813785
If he watches TOS he'll be so bored he will never continue and miss out on the good stuff.

Trust me, you can skip TOS.
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>>63813785
>Enterprise is worth watching
this guy doesn't know what he's talking about
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>>63813757
Didn't say it would take down a star destroyer. Just saying the Enterprise D was one of the most well armed vessels, despite being mainly for exploration.

Romulan D'Deridex Warbirds were probably superior to the Galaxy Class in terms of weaponry. It was also much larger.
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>>63812968
This anon is a faggot
>>63812900
Start on TOS or TNG. TOS hasn't aged well so if that isn't your thing then go to TNG. If you think TNG is shit then skip to S3. If you think that sucks then Star Trek probably isn't your thing.

Skip the JJ reboots. Enterprise is shit. Voyager is medicore and has unlikeable characters.
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>>63813667
this

you can skip the most of the first two seasons of TNG too, the only ones you need to watch are 1x01-02, 1x10, 1x13, 1x23 (it's shit but important) and 2x16
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>>63813570
Depends on which Borg. The plastic looking, but almost invincible Borg from TNG, or the scary ass but pathetically weak Borg from Voyager?
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>>63810781

I was never a big Star Trek fan but I feel really bad for the true fans, the reboot movies have been so bad to the source material.
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Here is the proper TNG guide.
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>TOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SK0cUNMnMM
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>>63814162
>the binars
>neutral zone episode that went nowhere and was completely irrelevant
>shitty klingon episodes
>all those boring holodeck episodes
>no A Fist full of Data despite that

This is a fucking shit list. Don't even bother, it's better to watch everything and make your own mind up than to follow this garbage.
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>>63814355
>implying A Fistful Of Datas isn't the best meme episode in TNG and worth every nanosecond
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>>63809408
Don't worry anon, star trek is saved. Based simon peggggggg. All glory to simon pegggg. Now it's back to motorcycle stunts the way it was always meant to be.

>we want the fast and furious audience
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>>63809711
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Essays/FiveMinutes.html

This debate was resolved over a decade ago. Stop fucking asking. The Star Destroyer anally rapes the Enterprise-D. It's not even a fair fight. Star Wars "tech" is fucking retarded.
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