>>63802985
a glib facsimile
>>63802985
Mad Max: Fury Road
I can't wait for redditlettermedia to make up a bunch of "reasons" this movie doesn't work in their typical "fun things are for kids and stupid people, refined adults like me should be sad"
Mark my words as soon as the new Plinkett review comes out /tv/ will parrot the opinions of those middle aged film school dropouts. UNtil then not a single person can tell me why this was a bad movie.
>>63803185
>Mark my words as soon as the new Plinkett review comes out /tv/ will parrot the opinions of those middle aged film school dropouts
No shit?
>>63803185
the only thing that bothered me was the "liar revealed" plot with Finn
this was bad
>>63803248
don't get me wrong this movie had flaws but the /v/edditors and /pol/tards would have me believe it's the worst thing of all time.
the opening shot with the shadow crossing the planet, even though it was ripped off from the new hope, it was still better than anything in the prequels
>>63803185
Not like the /tv/ isn't full of reasons it was a bad movie
>>63803393
Rather it's full of memes and typical /tv/ contrarian for the sake of being contrarian attitudes.
>>63803477
>you have a different view than me so you must have it just for the sake of having a different view
>>63802985
Well you know /tv/, some people here are surprisingly ite but every now and then you get contrarian faggots who slip through the cracks and hate on whats popular just because.
Not saying if you dislike TFA you're immediately a contrarian, but to claim that TFA was so bad that you want George Lucas back making the films and writing the scripts is just so retarded that it flat out HAS to be contrarian
>>63803393
why don't you list them then redditor?
>>63803185
The reason it's bad is because of the poor pacing, a lack of originality, and lazy writing.
>>63803592
>poor pacing
No Star Wars movie has ever had good pacing other than arguably ANH
>>63803562
You have to be 18 to post here you fucking child.
>>63803694
>hurr durr it's like new hope so it's bad
new hope is one of the best movies of all time you retard it can afford to be ripped of a little bit.
We all know /tv/ hates it because they don't want to admit they haven't actually seen it yet, and we all know only one person on the entire board has see it, because short cam rip.
Come on, there's no torrent, and Ron Paul will be president before this board leaves the house or pays to see a movie.
As an european i found it very frustrating when i went to the grocery store today and there was star wars merch plastered fucking all over the place
