Are you going to watch Joe's new show?
DUDE BOOM LMAO
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what show
>>63793130
parful jo hogan!!
what "new" show?
>>63793239
>>63793241
He's going to do a cooking show with Bill Burr.
>>63793278
*sigh* naa i think i'll pass
>>63793328
With Redban as special guest.
>>63793278
DUDE SPRINKLE SOME DMT ON TOP LMAO
i wish he would stop killing animals
DUDE ALPHA BRAIN
>>63793398
You kill animals too, faggot. Unless you're a vegetarian twink.
>>63793359
mmmmm i don't like food so no thanks :\
>>63793373
DUDE IT WOULD LITERALLY SOLVE EVERY PROBLEM IF WE ADDED IT TO ALL FOOD LMAO
>>63793433
vegan
>>63793464
i don't believe you. post body
DUDE WE ARE LITERALLY FLOATING IN SPACE ON A FUCKIN ROCK OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE LMAO
>>63793278
You're full of shit
>>63793661
Bill mentioned it on his podcast.
DUDE WHEN WE ALL DIE OCTOPI WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD LMAO
>>63793698
Most have been monday's. Didn't catch it in thursday's.
>>63793436
>>63793328
>*sigh*
>:/
God you're such a fucking faggot.
>>63793278
They should suck each other off in an isolation tank.
>>63793744
at least i can socialize
DUDE JUST PUMP MY BODY WITH UNTESTED MEME CHEMICALS LMAO
anyone got the pasta
Friendly reminder that Joe is a closest homosexual with a hatred for black people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9BWEoJsfi8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB90JfF3s04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLpAgEp4f4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUXne1n4qVs
>>63793970
joe has never had a black person on his podcast
>>63794026
neil degrasse tyson
>>63794099
1 black guest out of 700+ white guests
Ya. Real diverse Joe!
reported for not star wars
>>63794099
ndt is an honorary white man
>>63794026
rick ross
one of his best guests
>>63794026
Yeah because he has on mostly standups, science guys and MMA fighters.
You take from that what you will.
when's the last time joe mentioned his wife?
>>63793970
Lost a whole lot of respect for Joe by the way he shit on people of color.
>>63794026
Hannibal Burress
>>63793970
I never liked him in the first place. He just comes off as some insecure manlet that compensates for being 5'6. I bet you anything he only lifts weights and trains in martial arts because he's insecure about his height. When ever he uploads videos of himself hitting a heavy bag it just screams "I'm insecure, I'm hitting this bag to prove to you I can throw a kick so don't mess with me".
How about you hit something that hits back Joe? We all know you can hit a piece of leather that doesn't fight back. Get back to me when you're throwing a kick at another human.
>>63793970
Lol Joe is pathetic
>>63794960
there's a video of him doing a spinning heel kick and knocking someone the fuck out in a competition within the first few seconds.
>it's a Joe being nice to female guests episode
I like the Molly Crabapple episode up until she mentioned she's pro refugees and Joe started agreeing with her.
>>63793464
YOU GOT PETS, BRO? YOU FEED THEM PET FOOD, BRO? YOU'RE KILLING ANIMALS, BRO!
>>63795277
They looked like they wanted each-other. I bet Joe wanted to throw away that ring. That bit where Joe described how a crabapple tastes like seemed pretty sensual and intense.
>>63795277
>female
>"artist"
No.
>>63795277
I knew I would dislike her as soon as I read that she writes for Vice in the description.
>>63793170
>>63793373
>>63793408
>>63793443
>>63793526
>>63793711
>>63793852
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pXWunxGdQW
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
- ALPHA BRAIN
- SHROOMTECH
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
- Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
- Brought to you by SquareSpace©
cue the hempforce mustard http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pXWunxGdQW
>>63795690
haha
I fucking hated Redban, but now that he's not there anymore to chime in with his mundane opinions i kinda miss that sexual retard.
>>63794026
>Rick Ross
>Hannibal Buress
>Kid Cudi
>Alonzo Bodden
>>63794362
I've been wondering the same thing. Maybe he got cucked
>>63795925
redban is literally /tv/
>>63795934
Ian Edwards too. Joe fucking loves him.
>>63794026
He talked down to Ms Pat and treated her like a retard both times she was on. If you want to see the difference between someone who knows how to be funny in conversation and someone who doesn't listen to Ms Pat on Talking Shit with Eddie Ifft and then listen to her first appearance on JRE. Eddie Ifft lets her tell her story, rolls with the punches, and makes a fun and hilarious conversation out of it. Joe Rogan belittles her, corrects her ebonics, and acts like a sheltered little bitch the entire episode. He's a terribly unfunny person. That's the most glaring example of that fact.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
>>63796147
did we listen to the same podcast? Seemed like they had a great time, she even came back a second time dude.
>>63795690
lol
pretty crazy
thanks for posting
Who /RoganWatch/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYMrBJLgyFqoUVlbrdeWcPA
FUCKING BLOWING JOE THE FUCKKKKKKKK OUT DAILY
>>63796274
it's redban
>>63796147
You don't get the bantz, you autist.
>>63796202
He takes everything too seriously, has to be in control of the conversation at all times, or else he's incredibly uncomfortable. Listen to the Eddie Ifft podcast. It's night and day. That's how comedians talk. Joe Rogan is a humorless retard.
JOE HUMILIATING BRYAN CALLEN REPEATEDLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg5nHB8C4Ts
>>63795214
you mean that hilarious video of him at 16 years old fighting against another 16 year old in the 135lb division? LMAO
>>63796330
Hey Rogan Watch!
>>63795690
KEK
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>>63794960
>youngest ever us champion in taekwondo
He's kicked more guys than you've had hot dinners.
>>63796330
back in the days Callen was Rogayne's trophy wife. Joe initially perceived him as that sophistated, quasi european, hard to get guy that everyone wants a part of. a french speaking dude who is pretty much cruising through life in an artsy way. Roidgain thought he had to fight hard just to keep brian's attention focused on him. he then obsessively went on to isolate callen from his friends, who obviously had never been confronted with a psychopathic sexual predator of Brogayne's sort. Callen turned out to be easy prey that was quickly trapped in Rogan's spiderweb who in turn realized that his prey wasnt the winner he initially believed. Once there was no more challenge left the midget lost interest in his trophy wife and made him one of his many prison bitches.
Off-topic but why is the hello reddit meme so effective? It doesn't matter if your browse that shithole or not but every time it's used people get triggered.
>>63794764
I'm sure he cares greatly.
>>63794764
I actually liked him more for it. Shows that he speaks his mind. Great lad.
>>63796791
Because it's the definition of a buzzword, and doesn't address anything except for the users inability to understand what Reddit, or Reddit ideals are.
>>63796791
I know, it's amazing. Just pull the reddit card on an unsuspecting victim and watch them ignire.
>>63796918
No, it literally means that people can tell you go on reddit based on the way you articulate yourself and put out ideas. It means you have to go back.
>>63797109
fuck off reddit
>>63794026
he had one on just this week
>>63796918
Hello, Reddit
>>63797136
Fuck you right back Onnit.
>>63794126
You sound like an SJW or this fat cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmzLlgRwZEE
>>63797109
But they really don't. Cause everyone uses it when somebody says something they don't agree with.
It's literally the calling card of the shitposter. Which is fine. This is 4chan after all.
>>63797231
>Onnit
>>63797289
sup reddit
>>63797189
Sup tumblr.
>>63797289
So you're telling me we really aren't telling them to go back?
>>63796672
Joe was a champion is a martial art that he would even admit is useless AND he competed in the flyweight division (125lbs)
There is nothing special, intimidating, or impressive about kicking bags of bones that just stand in front of you.
>>63797189
Fallon is literally Reddit: the host
/tv/ was founded on peace and love. Please stop arguing. It's christmas. I love you guys and it hurts to see you fighting.
>>63797566
Hello Napster
>>63796918
wew
you're fucking retarded son
>>63797289
Yes they do. There's a particular set of opinions that redditors hold and that they think are acceptable to voice here. When you start putting those opinions forward, you can be identified as a redditor.
>>63797614
Hello iMesh
>>63797425
Yeah, taekwondo is useless against jujitsu, a martial art in which rogan holds black belts in two different styles, awarded by world class jujitsu masters.
And at competition level taekwondo, your opponents aren't "bags of bones that just stand in front of you." The holder of a red belt in taekwondo can kill a man with one kick to the head, even in the flyweight division.
If there was nothing special or impressive about winning a martial arts trophy then there would be no point and nobody would show up to the tournament. You wouldn't be talking shit like that if you had any idea of the level of commitment, sacrifice and dedication, and sheer physical hard work required to become even state champion at taekwondo. The only way to win is to eat, sleep and shit taekwondo for 5+ years of your life.
>>63797773
>taekwondo
I read the Wikipedia entry and that shit sounds like a religious cult or something.
>>63797773
>the level of commitment, sacrifice and dedication, and sheer physical hard work
There's a word for going through all of that if you're not making a living off of it: Stupidity
>>63797950
Fatty detected
Guys, please stop.
>>63798042
It's friendly banter Kevin. Bet you didn't know you are going to be a druggie in the future
>>63798163
>>63797857
To drag this conversation back to a /tv/ related topic:
The Foot Fist Way is a hilarious movie about taekwondo. It's Danny McBride's first (and imo best) major work. Highly recommended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JQVul-k7Bc
hmm
>>63796791
because it hits home. most people here have reddit accounts.
>>63797950
>become ultra-disciplined through mastery of a martial art
>use that discipline to forge successful careers in stand up comedy, television, sports broadcasting and podcasting
>???
>PROFIT
Tell me again about stupidity.
>>63798333
>most people here
Yes /tv/ is full of redditors, unfortunately enough. Also, hey Reddit.
>>63798437
hey
>>63798381
He has openly admitted that every one of those, except for stand up, has been nothing but luck. When it comes to stand up he's terrible and has funneled in an audience through every other venture. His entire career is a lucky roll of the dice. If he had been nothing but a stand up comedian he wouldn't draw as well as he does and he'd been seen for the mediocre hack that he is.
>>63794026
Demetrious Johnson
>>63796918
i upvoted your post :)
>>63798333
but it implies that's a bad thing.it's not
>>63798601
Lucky, sure. But "nothing but luck?" That kind of success doesn't happen completely by accident, you have to at least show up on time every day and know roughly what you're doing.
Of course, everyone who has a job does that and generally makes a lot less than Rogan. But "I'm lucky," and "I've been blessed" are ways of acknowledging your success without acting like you're hot shit. Even Isaac Newton said "If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants."
I agree that he's a mediocre stand up, he did get lucky there and that was his foot in the door of showbusiness. I haven't seen his TV stuff, but I do think his success in the UFC and podcasting is well deserved, for the most part. He obviously puts in the hours and he's naturally confident and surprisingly well informed for someone so physical.
>>63798601
This 100%
Joes reels in people to his comedy shows from his podcast, from fear factor, and from UFC fans.
If Joe was just a standup comedian and nothing else. You can bet your bottom dollar he doesn't have a fraction of the fans he has now.
His standup has some funny moments, but so much of it is just blatantly unfunny. He speaks about himself like hes one of the best comedians in the business but I'd rate him a solid 6/10 in terms of funny.
>>63793464
hahaha
