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What are your rankings now that episode VII proved to be underwhelming?
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What are your rankings now that episode VII proved to be underwhelming? Mine are as such:
V
IV
VI
III
VII
I
II
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V>IV>VI>III>VII>I>II
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>>63789575
>>63789535


>3 > 7

delusional OOBA cunts
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V > IV > I > VI > VII > III > II
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>>63789613
Get a load of this shit opinion
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>>63789657

Filtered.
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>>63789535

V > IV > VII > VI > III > I > II
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>>63789715
This is correct. People /tv/ overrates 3 so hard.
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>>63789535
6-7-4-5-3-2-1
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5 > 4 > 6 = 3 > 2 = 7 > 1
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>>63789535
>>63789575
>>63789657
>>63790118
Literal trash like this post their opinions here every day. It's both sickening and amazing
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V > IV > VI > VII > I > III > II
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V > IV > VI=VII > III > I=II
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4 > 6 > 5 > 7 > 1 > 3 > 2
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>>63789535

Spot on, OP.
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VI>V>VII>IV>III>I>II
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Best to Worst:

Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars
The Force Awakens
Return of the Jedi

Prequels aren't canon.
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>>63790452
>6 > 5
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VII>III>V>VI>IV>II>I
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>>63789535
V = IV > VI > VII = III > I > II
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V>IV>VII>VI>III>I>II
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>>63790336
admit it, you think the prequels were good.
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>>63790637

5>4>7>6>3> 2>1

This is the correct order
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VII
III
II
I
VI
IV
V
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>>63789535
Yep, 3 > 7. Based George wins again
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>>63790736
1 and 2 were disgusting garbage. 3 was okay
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VII > all
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>>63790761
this desu senpai.
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6 > 5 > 4 > 7 > 3 > 2 > 1
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5 > 4 >> 6 > 7 >>> 3 > 1 > 2
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5>4>7>6>3>1>2
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4 > 1,2,3,5,6,7
Not really a star wars fan
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3>4>7>6>2>5>1
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5, 4, 6, 7, 3, 2, 1
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Haven't seen it, but I'm sure it will be V>IV>VI>VII>III>II>I
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>>63791442
Do you happen to like sad montages?
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5
4
6
7
1
3
DOG SHIT
EVEN BIGGER PILE OF DOG SHIT
2
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IV > V > VI > VII >III > I > II

the first 4 are like pottery. JJ should be commended on failing to deliver, it was obviously his intent all along.
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>>63789535
attack of clones is better than force awakens and phantom menace, that is a fact.
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>>63789535
5>4>7>6>3>2>1
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5>4=7>6>3>2>1
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>>63789715

This. I didn't care for 7 but nostalgia probably makes me like Jedi more than I should. It was lousy at times.
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>>63789535
I don't give a shit.

That's a great meme.
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V>IV=VI>III=VII>II>I
pretty much
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The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.

As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".

I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:

1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"


Anyone putting episode 7 above anything are the ones that grew up with the prequels and have capeshit sensibilities
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>>63789535
V>IV>III>I>VI>II>VII
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>>63789535
5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 2 > The Clone War cartoons > 1 > 7
Because fuck you Disney, thanks for ruining Star Wars for me.
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>>63791775
>4=7
You have completely horrible taste in movies if you suggest this, and have no understanding at all of what made the OT good.
VII is a worse version of IV in every possible way.
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5>7>4>6>1>3>2
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1>2>3>7>4>5>6
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>>63789535
from good to bad
V>VI>VII>IV>III>II>II
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V > IV > VI > III > I > VII > II
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5>4>6>3>2>1>7

I was really looking forward to Phasma, Raid pirates and lightsaber fights.

First two had literally 0 screen time, such a waste. Lightsaber fight kinda sucked. This combined with copy pasta plot makes it the least favourite Star Wars movie for me.

If I put these things aside it was still fun and enjoyable.. Im just that one unlucky person who was looking forward to all the stuff that got cut out of final cut or something..

I dont feel I wasted money, but at the same time I see no reason to ever watch it again.
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>>63789535

V > VI > III=IV > I > II > VII.

VII might move up later and rank next to II, if rewatching it carefully at home will not uncover any of the derp moments like those that occur in all of the prequels, but particularly in II. No higher, though. Good technical execution does not excuse absence of originality and imagination.
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>>63789535
V > IV > VI > III > VII > II > I
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>>63789535
V = IV > VI >>> VII >>> III > II > I
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>7

I haven't watched the others

come at me
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>actually putting 7 below any of the prequels
bonus points for "at least the prequels had soul"
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>>63789715
Perfect rankings.
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V> IV > III > VI > I > VII > II

/thread

this is literally the perfect order.
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VI > V > III > VII > IV > I > II
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6=5>4>3>1>2=7
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>>63792562
You have some of the worst taste in the thread.
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>>63792386
If you unironically put VII on the level or above IV, you are far more autistic / normie than in any other ranking.
It's a worse version of IV. This is a fact.
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fuck you bitches

IV>VI>V>VII>III>I>II
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Finally! I can finally share my true original patrician opinion of the prequels!

It's been 16 years since I sat down for my first screening of The Phantom Menace. The visuals and score were captivating -- the story telling and dialogue were top notch as well. Let's not forget the acting. It was out of this world! I could tell the entire prequel trilogy would be of the highest quality, and it was as it turns out.

I thought to myself then the same as I think now: thank the heavens for George Lucas. He truly is the patron saint of auteurs.

Alas, much like the underbelly of the Galactic Senate, there was a dark side to The Phantom Menace's success. The movie was TOO good.

I instantly regretted my having seen it as I was 100% convinced that the prequel trilogy would eventually be followed by vastly inferior installments that would force me to resent Star Wars. I absolutely knew beyond a doubt that they would contain race mixing via a cuckoldry story line. And even though I knew this, I was absolutely convinced that I wasn't sure of my knowing this, therefor I was 100% right even if my suspicions did not come to fruition.

Even and especially IF this were not the case, I was also absolutely certain beyond a doubt that the succeeding installments in question would be mediocre. This would make it vastly inferior to the perfection that was the prequel trilogy as they were all terrible, but memorable films.

Furthermore, any attempts and successes at quality film making present in these future installments would most certainly be negated by the fact that elements of the movies would be analogous to elements of previous Star Wars films, therefor lowering the entire film below the quality of anime.

I knew in my heart all those years ago -- 16 years ago -- that George Lucas selling the franchise to Disney was the worst possible thing that could happen to Star Wars. I knew it, and yet, I never voiced my opinions -- passively siding with the enemy. Sorry /tv/.
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>>63792810
You are so close.
Just swap VI and V and you're perfect.
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V>IV=VII>III=VI>I>II
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>>63792873
I wonder how butthurt the JJ fanboy was that created this.
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V>VI>IV>VII>III>I>II
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>>63792914
I'm not even going to watch the movie desu. It's just funny watching you guys backpedal like children.
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>>63791983
And you're wearing nostalgia goggles and can't see all the flaws IV had.
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>>63792984
No, I can recognize them.
Less than stellar acting from most the cast, a forced together plot, and some cheesy parts like when ObiWans ghost tells Luke to use the force, and he turns off his targeting computer.

But it's still a much better movie than TFA. IV actually thrives on character building and phenomenal pacing. TFA falls apart in these categories.
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>>63789535
I have no ranking. Just Star Wars. the ones with episode numerals suck; like leftover McDonalds meals. Room for one more? 'Empire.' That is all.
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>>63789535
IV>V>VI>VII>II>I>III
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God Tier
5>4>7>6>3>1>2

Very High Tier
5=4>7>6>3>1>2

High Tier
5>4>6>7>3>1>2
5>4>7>6>1>3>2
4>5>7>6>3>1>2

Medium Tier
4>6>5>7>3>1>2
5>6>4>7>3>1>2

Low Tier
6>5>4>7>3>1>2
6>4>5>7>3>1>2

Normie Tier/Did not calmed down out of the screening yet Tier
>Episode 7 is the best ranked

Shit tier
>Any prequels above original trilogy

You should literally kill yourself Tier
>Episode 2 is the best ranked


Holy shit nigger what are you doing/George Lucas tier
>The Empire Strikes Back is the worst Star Wars movie of all time.
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>>63793319
Episode III is better than VII though
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>>63793319
>ranking rankings
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V>IV>VI>II>I>III>VII

Anyone who says, that II is worse than I and II are delusional.
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>>63789535

V and IV
VII and VI
The Clone Wars and Rebels
III
I and II
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>>63789535
IV>V>VI>VII>III>I>II
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>>63794171
Your taste is sublime, 10/10
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5 > 4 >7 > 6 > 1 > 3 > 2
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I don't see why people liked VII more than III. both were good but really flawed, except revenge's flaws were still amusing like the high ground scene.
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>>63789535
V > IV > III > VII > VI > I > II
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>>63790821
Ooh nice edgy contrarian list there
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>>63793319
i only like what other people tell me to like
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>>63791526
pretty much this. i'm having a hard time deciding whether 6>7 or not though
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>>63794449
this
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>>63793647
>Anyone who says, that II is worse than I and II are delusional.

>II is worse than I and II

u wot m8?
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>>63789790
Get fuck yourself.
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>>63789535
4>5>3>6>2>7>1
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>>63789535
V>VII>IV>VI>>>>>>>>>>prequels
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>>63790336
Admit it kill yourself
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>>63793586
get a load of this faggot
You know Jew Jew's action flick is still miles better than Lucas' bluescreen play
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>>63791871
>The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence.
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>>63795587
Do you play videogames too?
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I never understood why people like Empire so much. Its boring as fuck. Snow planet and then cloud city. yoda was cool tho.

episode 4 is the true patricians choice. that is a movie that stands on its own. The true #1 star wars film.
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>Some people really think Han solo is dead

It was off screen!
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>>63795670
also, the twist that Darth is Luke's father is just terrible.
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>>63795670
Because they've been told to like it by social media memes.
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>>63795670
>I never understood why people like Empire so much. Its boring as fuck.
I remember being 12.
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>>63795800
did your parents take you to see Avatar for your birthday??
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>>63795489
Shit taste.
Like, really REALLY shit taste.
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Reminder that currently there is a Disney marketing narrative that is trying to set into stone the idea that VII = IV, and is better than VI to make people more accepting of the upcoming films.
To do this, some are being tasked with saying that it was a better version of IV, while others are simply tasked with saying it was better than VI.

These shills are paid to do this, and are trying to do so across social media.
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>>63789715
This is mine as well. Good taste, friend.
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>>63789535

The only place it's been proven underwhelming is on here amongst the people who hate everything because of their own life. There was nothing wrong with that film everyone that isn't on 4chan loved it. That includes me, my friends and of course the professional film critiques. Get the fuck out of here.
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>>63789715
same here, VII is close to the level of IV, and V. Better than VI, and miles better than the prequels.
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>>63790832
sickening.
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>>63795941
That's a compliment coming from this board
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>>63789535
V > III > IV > VI > II > I > VII
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>>63796589
7 was fucking shit and 3 was a good movie.
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5>4>6 mind the gap >1>2>7=3
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6>1>4>3>7>5>2
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I just love how everyone universally agrees that attack of the clones was the worst. Like the argument is how the other 5 are ranked and it's just accepted that 2 is last.
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>>63797507
i don't like AOTC. it's coarse, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere
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>>63797507
I think 2 is better than 1 and I think 7 is the worse movie.
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5>7>6>4>>3>>>1>2
>>63791626
>EVEN BIGGER PILE OF SHIT
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>>63789715
V > IV > VII > III > VI > II > I
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V>IV>VII>VI>I>III>II
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>>63797880
>>63797931
>>63795360

What do people have against 1? It was the comfiest of the prequels by far. Was it because of the faggot kid and jarjar?
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5 > 4 > 6 > 7 > 1 > 3 > 2
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>>63797993
>was it because of the faggot kind and Jar-Jar
That is precisely the reason. And the king guy who shook his head for some reason.
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>7 better than the prequels
Are you guys seriously this fucking stupid?
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>>63789535
>III over VII
You can't be this much of an edgy contrarian kid
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>>63798082
>VII
>good
Are you fucking retarded?
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Allright

1) Revenge of the Sith/ Empire strikes back
2) Force Awakens
3)Return of the Jedi
4) A new Hope
5)Phantom Menace
6) Hate of the Sand
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>>63789535
Just wait until the sequel trilogy of trilogies. Instead of going original to prequel to sequel, this time they're gonna go prequel to sequel to original

>Episode X (2021)
>Episode XI (2023)
>Episode XII (2025)

>Episode XVI (2028)
>Episode XVII (2030)
>Episode XVIII (2032)

>Episode XIII (2036)
>Episode XIV (2038)
>Episode XV-I (2040)
>Episode XV-II (2041)

The sequel-prequel trilogy follows the children of Rey and Finn, the sequel-sequel trilogy deals with those children's great-grandson and his rule of Coruscant III during the Second Clone Wars, and the sequel-original trilogy reveals the shocking secret that the great-grandson of the children of Rey and Finn is actually half Darth Sidious clone and also Luke's uncle and also that Luke is Darth Plagueis. Episode XV-II establishes a parallel multiverse that runs alongside the events of the sequel-sequel trilogy and reveals the true cause of the apocalyptic Bantha Cataclysm
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Attack of the Clones , Revenge of the sith, Phantom Menace, Force Awakens, a New Hope, Return of the jedi , Empire strickes back.
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It is amazing how shit all of your tastes are
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>>63798415
what is yours then
I think all combinations have been shared at this point
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>>63798451
I have shared mine.
It places VII last where it fucking belongs.
The rest is less important but it is important VII comes last.
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>>63789535
TRUE ORDER

>Empire
>Hope
>Force
>Sith
>Jedi
>Menace
>Clones


IF YOU DON'T AGREE YOU'RE WRONG
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>>63796454
>There was nothing wrong with that film
>Star Wars: The force rehashes did nuffin wrong
Oh come on, I liked it but this movie wasn't all that great.
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V>IV>VI>VII>I>III>II

VII was a soulless safe play. It had no depth or distinguishing characteristics. Writers fucked up the scaffolding of story by throwing in unnecessary limits on story development. Ending was good at least. Left theater feeling almost empty, but at least looking forward to sequel (Director from Looper will kill it).

Episode I should have been better, but went to shit thanks to Jar Jar and writing. Redeeming qualities were the Ideas/concepts feeling authentically like Star Wars. Entertaining. Original. New improvements... but fucking Jar Jar and that dialogue though... still an ok-good movie.

I think people will realize that this movies amount of issues were similar in amount to episode 1, but where everything episode 1 did right, episode 7 did wrong (and vice verse).

Episode 1 basically tried to do way too much shit with lousy script writing/characters (delivered schizophrenic... trying to be overly funny, overly serious), while Episode 7 played it way too safe, nothing seemed to happen, and delivered very stale.

Also what the fuck happened to the soundtrack.

Overall once these rose tinted glasses get removed from peoples eyes, and the Star Wars hysteria dies down, people will see that this movie was ok-good, yet a disappointment (especially considering all the resources they had).

Episode VII was marginally better than Episode 1, but not by much (if you remove Jar Jar and Lloyd's shit tier child acting they are definitely on par).
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>>63799143
You think that about episode 7 yet still put it above 1, 2, and 3?
Why are you fuckers doing this?
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>>63789715

Truest ranking.
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>>63789715
Based
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>>63799633
Because he was told by youtube critics and facebook to dislike 1/2/3 and praise hogwash like episode 7 as good simply because it isn't those movies.
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Holiday Special >I>II>III>The stupid old ones
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>>63799633

Because 3 was okay overall (last 30 minutes were good), and 2 was fucking garbage entirely.

I would actually reconsider the placing of III and 1 in my ranking, but honestly I could also put 1=3=7. I've hated Jar Jar for so long I just pretend the fucker wasn't the movie.

So more like 5>4>6>7=1=3>2
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V > VI >= IV (undecided which is better, maybe Jedi solely for the Vader-Luke duel) > III= VII(TFA wasn't THAT bad, but it was an underwhelming attempt with zero originality and had too much of the annoying protagonist. Also that last shot was just dumb for a SW movie. While Revenge of the Sith was a pure CGI fest just as the other prequels, it did have it's memorable moments, and had a somewhat better script, and could've hold on it's own) > II > I
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IV
V
II
VII
VI
III
I
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