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This man just took a massive shit in front of paying movie patrons and people are loving it.
>JJ's bowel movements are more entertaining than this year's capeshit
Makes sense
Just stop. You probably haven't made a single thing your own fucking mother would hang on the fridge.
>>63789033
>you can't have an opinion unless you are his peer
So what you're saying is that nobody should watch anything any more unless you are also a director?
Grow up, little bitch
>>63789149
>grow up and like this toy advert as much as I do
:D
>>63789033
He hasn't either, checkmate!
>>63789149
Just give Disney your money for a soulless unoriginal rehash!
Get a brain, stupid bitch.
>>63789394
Or dont give them your money and shut the fuck up.
>>63788938
>Hypes up movie by announcing the return of luke and the old cast.
>old cast pretty much wasted
>ending scene='by the way, luke is in this movie!'
The name Star Wars by itself would have been enough to put àsses in seats but he wanted to bring in the nostalgia crowd by making it a sequel to the OT and horribly underused the old cast.
Saying people are loving it is an understatement.
This is a screenshot from my facebook feed
>>63789797
reeee, etc.
>>63789797
the cringe...the cringe...the cringe
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>>63788938
That's why jews are amazing in their own way.
>>63789797
Sometimes I think /tv/ are just stupid contrarian, but I remember it's because people are this dumb.
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>>63791067
For context, he's a fat bisexual mixed race sjw who's obsessed with legend of korra and KOTOR
>>63791142
based green the secret patrician laughing at the plebs
>>63791142
>Jurassic fucking World
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>>63791142
Jesus christ
I actually liked the movie but are these the people I will be grouped with?
>>63788938
>deleted most of the Trek timeline
>made a D+ Star Wars sequel
What's next? Murdering George R.R. Martin in cold blood?
Can he be stopped?
>>63791348
>diverse
there's that word again :^)
It was literally worse than the prequels. It was a shallow, cheap remake/tribute to the original star wars, not a continuation of the saga. Same as his star trek basically. I'm not even disappointed by his star wars flick, just underwhelmed.
>>63791439
>It was literally worse than the prequels
Seeing as it had actual sets and people with some emotion, this statement is wrong.
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>>63791348
>most well directed
Why is this person trying to imply they can tell good direction from bad, or see just what effect it has on a movie
Someone should tell them that watching 3 blockbusters a year doesn't give you the skill to do that
It's not shit. It's mediocre. That's why I'm disappointed. Rey's development just happens kind of and she is pretty Mary Sue, Poe is JJs self insert (how many times are we reminded he's like the greatest pilot ever), Finn character doesn't make much sense (shouldn't he have actual PTSD or something? He's been a storm trooper since birth but immediately is just happy go lucky) and Carrie fisher is just so awful and was a mistake to bring back. Snoke seriously makes me laugh so hard whenever I think about him. Watch him be tiny when you meet him. Because tiny people have force! Right, Maz and Yoda?
>>63791439
>It was literally worse than the prequels.
>It was literally worse than the prequels.
>It was literally worse than the prequels.
>>63791535
>le sets and le emotion
It was a recycled episode iv. Zero originality, zero depth. Shove those sets up your ass.
Next Stop: Lord of the Rings sequel
>>63791689
at least the plot was coherent and the dialogue was usually relatable. I'll give you the lack of originality, but you can't possibly say that this lacked depth that was somehow present in the prequels.
>mfw /tv/ thought Boyega would be the shittiest character
>mfw Rey turned out to be the biggest shitfest as I had predicted, and made Boyega look like an actual character in comparison
Although it's fucking retarded that a guy raised as a soldier suddenly feels the need to bail out
>>63791729
Yes, after the death of Sauron a new villain has arisen, called Bauron, now the black hobbit called Frido and his sidekick Jim must take his magic earring to the great giant volcano on mount death in the evil land of Gordor. Legolas who has came out as a woman will aide them on their adventure with his boyfriend, who is aragorn's son.
>>63791914
10/10 best movie i've seen in my life
perfect use of lens flare, green/orange and shakycam
>>63791874
Boyega played his part well. Finn could have been interesting if they focused more on the Stormtrooper life and how it can affect you as a person but they never bothered.
>>63791761
>at least the plot was coherent and the dialogue was usually relatable
I don't see how that makes it any good. People don't remember and love star wars for it's dialog and technical work, they do for it's story and universe.
>but you can't possibly say that this lacked depth that was somehow present in the prequels.
i can since that's exactly what I'm saying.
>>63791643
This. I don't get how Rey isn't completely overwhelmed by all the shit happening around her. She never seemed to make a mistake and never really seemed lost or confused by anything going on despite only being introduced to it all a short time before.
>>63791794
You forgot the part where Jew Jew replaced a white character from the concept art with the niggest actor of all time, with no other qualification required than being black, and then used him to arouse cuckporn tension both in the movie and during the pre-release hype. Shamefur dispray.
>>63792128
>People don't remember and love star wars for it's dialog and technical work
That's not true. The originals' dialogue was warm and witty. This is primarily where the others failed. They were too dry and the characters didn't generate as much sympathy. Think of the camaraderie between the rebels in the first three. There is nothing of that in the prequels. And it was literally the debut of industrial light and magic. The effects didn't date till the 90s.
>>63792227
She's also anakin level powerlevel-wise despite not being trained or anything.
Luke was shit tier in ANH
Finally! I can finally share my true original patrician opinion of the prequels!
It's been 16 years since I sat down for my first screening of The Phantom Menace. The visuals and score were captivating -- the story telling and dialogue were top notch as well. Let's not forget the acting. It was out of this world! I could tell the entire prequel trilogy would be of the highest quality, and it was as it turns out.
I thought to myself then the same as I think now: thank the heavens for George Lucas. He truly is the patron saint of auteurs.
Alas, much like the underbelly of the Galactic Senate, there was a dark side to The Phantom Menace's success. The movie was TOO good.
I instantly regretted my having seen it as I was 100% convinced that the prequel trilogy would eventually be followed by vastly inferior installments that would force me to resent Star Wars. I absolutely knew beyond a doubt that they would contain race mixing via a cuckoldry story line. And even though I knew this, I was absolutely convinced that I wasn't sure of my knowing this, therefor I was 100% right even if my suspicions did not come to fruition.
Even and especially IF this were not the case, I was also absolutely certain beyond a doubt that the succeeding installments in question would be mediocre. This would make it vastly inferior to the perfection that was the prequel trilogy as they were all terrible, but memorable films.
Furthermore, any attempts and successes at quality film making present in these future installments would most certainly be negated by the fact that elements of the movies would be analogous to elements of previous Star Wars films, therefor lowering the entire film below the quality of anime.
I knew in my heart all those years ago -- 16 years ago -- that George Lucas selling the franchise to Disney was the worst possible thing that could happen to Star Wars. I knew it, and yet, I never voiced my opinions -- passively siding with the enemy. Sorry /tv/.
>>63791439
Stay mad goyim
>>63791643
>not understanding that Finn hated the first order and was overjoyed to escape
Did you see the film?
>>63793009
He was pretty shit in Empire as well really.
Also, how did they not react when it gets revealed thatFinn has been working with the bad guys. I know he was desperate to escape, but he hid the fact he worked for the First Order and surely that'd make anyone reasonable a bit hesitant to trust himbut no. They just sort of go 'huh, okay' and carry on. Seemed a bit off.
I don't want to think this is a dumb movie but it's hard not to.
Good, good. Let the butthurt flow into you.
>>63788938
And when I do it, people run out of the theater and I get thrown out.
>>63788938
It's a great movie, though
>>63789797
>you're a "contrarian" to disagree with window lickers like this
Good goyim, buy the merchandise.
>>63788938
>seeing the film series you live be bastardized and boiled down to a soulless product.
Now you know how Star Trek fans feel.
It's one thing to see a bad movie, it's another to loath it and everyone else say its good, which is happening.
Just like Star Trek, of you have major problems YOU'RE the one with the problem regardless how cliche, trite, or unoriginal the product is.
Have fun, maybe you'll be lucky enough to have a beastie boys song I'm your trailers someday.
