This motherfucker wants to put you inHufflepuff.What do you do?
>>63783025
get balls deep in hufflepuff snatch.
>>63783025
At least I'm not in Slytherin *raises paw*
>>63783025
Just ask to be in a relevant house like Gryffindor or Slytherin. Sure it turns out it just puts you in whatever house you want.
>>63783025
Accept
if i pull that off will i die
He puts me into wherever I want, so I'd actually go toRavenclaw
>>63783025
Be excited. Hanging around in a magic school with tons of magic weed is way better than going on stupid adventures or being an edgelord.
>>63783025
Tell him I will spend the next 7 years trying to destroy him if he does that. It will start with just burning it, if that doesn't work I research. I would not rest until it was destroyed and I let it know that.
Ravenclaw is best house. It's not lame like Hufflepuff, and does have the shitty politics like Gryffindor and Slytherin.
Straight up be a hufflepuff alpha male.
Then wonder how I got from my bedroom eating breakfast before work to a fictional wizard school.
Hufflepuff is a perfectly fine house, as are all of them. Ascribing personal perspective of a house's relative popularity as a deciding factor in sorting is nonsense, in that it misses the traditional values of each house.
For instance, one can criticize Hufflepuff for being "irrelevant", but was it not a Hufflepuff student who was chosen as the Champion of Hogwarts?
Recall, the book series was based from a very biased perspective, of a person who, himself, was not completely sure why he was biased beyond "slytherin is the evil"
>>63783025
he reads your mind. just start thinking about something evil like war or pussy and he puts you in slytherin.
though he has a quota for every house, so think really fucking hard
>>63783045
This. Hufflepuffs are socially awkward and easily influenced. Even a beta can be an alpha in that house with a tiny bit of effort.
You'd be drowning in pussy in no time.
>>63783166
>just think about something evil like pussy
kek
>>63783045
This.
Nerd cunny is the best.
>>63783179
cedric diggory was in puff, you do know this?
In retrospect the sorting hat must have been having a stroke the day he didn't put cedric in gryffindor
>>63783113
tower looks colder than gryfs ;_;
>>63783357
>In retrospect the sorting hat must have been having a stroke the day he didn't put cedric in gryffindor
Or when the SMARTEST WIZARD EVER doesn't end up in THIS HOUSE IS FOR SMARTEST WIZARDS EVER.hermione in ravenclaw
>>63783373
B-but I like the cold...
>>63783570
>come back late one evening
>wasted been drinking potions in the dungeon with some qt slytherin girl
>have to answer riddle to get into dorm room
>struggle to be coherent
>pass out in a pile
>awaken to mister filch screaming
>get detention
fuck that, Ravenclaw would be best house if no stupid riddle.
>>63783166
>something evil like pussy
Spotted the american.
>>63783421
To be fair he was ranking Harry Potter that day. The boy who just had to argue with him. I suspect Neville did the same because he didnt want to disapoint grandma.
When he got to Hermoine he just went whatever
>>63783025
think really hard to myself "not hufflepuff, not hufflepuff, not hufflepuff...!"
>>63783421
No one likes ravenclawgo away edgelord
>>63783657
Fuck off Hufflepuff
>>63783052
>Gryffindor or Slytherin
meme houses
>>63783645
>Granger
>Longbottom
>Potter
He sorted Hermione first lel; theory into the trash :^)
>>63783025
Accept it I guess, the alternatives are edgy grimdark houses and a house made up of the most annoying, arrogant, self righteous little shits that is known as Gryffindor.
>>63783657
No shit? I didn't claim to like them.
It's just that smart wizards go into Ravenclaw
Hermione = smart wizard.
the edgelord is the guy who thinks he's gryf and thinks he can make hermione his waifu
>Hufflepuff has produced the fewest number of Dark Wizards
>Their Common Room is like a giant comfy Hobbit hole and is the only one with actual magical defences
Hufflepuff are chill bros who love life and don't get caught up in the same bullshit other wizards do.
>>63783657
>>63783777
what's edgy about ravenclaw?
>>63783100
Dubs knows what's up
>>63783800
Claws are edgy
>>63783800
Most of the ones I saw were emo looking kids with eyeshadow and black hair with blue streaks etc. They're the ones who wish they were in Slytherin.
>>63783025
Kill myself.
>>63783635
>Not just setting yourself up in one of the abandoned class rooms
>>63783025
Why is talking about Harry Potter the most comfy thing ever? The movies were okay but Im more into the concept in general, makes me sad that real boarding schools are a fucking nightmare.
>>63783821
Badgers have claws.
Is hufflepuff edgy?
Also, hufflepuff has shit security: "Remember a tune that never changes"
>>63783025
Go with it. I'm still a fucking wizard, and Hufflepuff chicks are easy lays.
>>63783878
>never passed out whilst trying to think
>Ravenclaws must solve a riddle to prove their intelligence and wit
>Slytherins and Gryffindors have a secret password to represent their close knit brotherhood
>Hufflepuff plays bongos
Literally the retard house
EXPECT HUFFLEPUFF RESURGENCE AS NEW FILM IS ABOUT THE ADVENTURES OF A HUFFLEPUFFIAN
>Newt Scamander was a hufflepuff
>>63783946
I meant permanently. Fuck living in a dorm with other people. Just find a nice room in the castle and magic a bed and desk into there.
>>63783025
Why would they even consider risking their lives for the other houses who dump on them constantly?
I wonder what proportion of Huffs survived the final massacre, being that most of them were probably stoned or drunk in their dorm room laughing while their tormentors were torn to shreds..
HUFFLEPUFF
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
How come no one bought an ak-47 to the final battle? Would have been over much more quickly.
>>63783978
Oh, not for me, i'd of liked to try running up the ramp in to the girls dorm whilst the alarm sounded.
Plus you'd get caught by filch, and either get detention or worse; pitied by filch.
>>63784055
Fewer than Slytherins who were smart enough to just leave. Hey rest of the world, you have wizards, how about you help out?
>>63784098
>Scottish School
Fuck the AK. Where are all the smack heads!?
>common room is between the kitchen and the wine cellar
>no shitty politics with the other houses
>comfy banter with Ravenclaw
>house's ghost is a permadrunk monk who will help you smuggle extra food from the kitchen and all kind of shit from the outside
>director of the house grows magical weed
Huffle is the best house, hands down. Huffs are the guys who bring the best snacks to the party.
Ravenclaw nerdy girls.
Gryffindor the feminists.
Slytherin the sluts.
Hufflepuff the fatties.
This is well know.I love fatties, so no problem.
>>63784165
The IRA never showed up and tried to eliminate the heathens
>>63784098
Wizards are notoriously retarded when it comes to muggle technology
If I wre sent to hufflepuff, I would be instantly depressed and ashamed and full of resentment for the rest of my days there.
>>63784221
No cars.
>Broom bombs, just set the timer and release!
>TFW a broom bomb flies in your window and blows the whole dorm up
>>63783025
>>63783045
>hufflepuff snatch
>not hufflepuff muff
step it up senpai
>>63784365
Not just "Hufflemuff"
pls
Fine by me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Z5_wipT2o
>>63784321
That would be a pretty cool movie.
IRA vs Harry Potters crew vs Voldemorts crew
When compared to the others you could consider that this is a pretty lame house to be put in.
But think about it, nobody expects your house to overachieve, you'll never win any competitions (Slytherin and Gryffendor will see to that), when bad things happen nobody looks in your direction. Your house is never expected to solve world-changing riddles or save the whole of wizard kind.
All you have to do for seven years is get slightly above average grades and you can just relax and goof about. Sounds pretty sweet to me.
>>63784672
Guns > Harry Potter Universe Magic.
Sadly it would be a short movie without army support.
Put all of the shitskins in hufflepuff and then wall their wings off. After this, magic in some "special" vents and gas them with good old Zyklon B. Then have the first year mudbloods from the other three houses clean up. Hogwarts would be vastly improved as a result.
Smoke weed errday
>>63783080
Mah nigga.
any relation?
>>63783080
>>63783656
Not true for everyone, only Harry Potter.
> Neville Longbottom was known to excel at Herbology but was placed in Gryffindor, despite begging the Sorting Hat to place him Hufflepuff.
>willingly going to a school for magic
>>63783635
I'd probably actually be coming from the library or something with a Hufflepuff qtp2t tbph
>>63783860
>They're the ones who wish they were in Slytherin.
For some reason a buttload of SJWs and trans-whatever girls identify with Slytherin. It's fucking hilarious.
>>63783025
huff puff pass it nigga. only smoke dat blunt wit dem shenanigans.
>mfw thinking of all the teenage pregnancies at Hogwarts
Which countries beat represent the Hogwarts houses? Here's my appraisal:
>Slytherin
East Germany
>Gryffindor
Britain
>Ravenclaw
Finland or Iceland
>Hufflepuff
Belgium
>>63785022
But Slytherin would despise lefties.
>>63783970
how is it retarded? It's unique.
>>63785064
>>Gryffindor
>Britain
Well I guess it fits seeing how perfidious Dumbledore was.
>>63785077
Yes, that's why it's hilarious. They don't realize that Slytherin is all about survival of the fittest, elitism and selfishness.
>>63785145
I'd put a nice Slytherin child in her if you catch my meaning, eh?
>>63785174
Read the filename idiot or just look at the colors, she's a Ravenclaw.
Also a better pun would be to slither in to her pussy.
>>63785039
>implying Hogwarts would allow it
Abortus Evictus!
Nice role playing thread tumblr. Did you already get bored of spamming capeshit wars??
>>63785077
>never read the books, only watched the movies
>used to think the snakes were speaking in 'parcel tongue'
God I was dumb.
>>63785085
Because anyone can get in anytime, always.
>>63785217
You are the idiot as I meant I would MY SLYTHERIN COCK IN HER. Reading comprehension, babe.
>>63784213
Hannah was a qtπ
>>63783025
I don't care, that school was a deathtrap, I'd probably just quit.
Throw him in the bin since Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
>>63785400
This pasta still makes me kek
>>63785371
>muh safe sterile learning environment
You have better chances of getting shot at your school than dying at Hogwarts.
>>63785250
>>63785039
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>63785400
pasta but....
WTF was i supposed to read they stopped writing Goosebump books!!!!!!!!!
>>63783970
That sounds comfy as fuck
>>63785579
>muh comfy
degenerate stoner retarded manchild detected
>>63785867
>those are 10/10 girls in britbong
>>63785939
Fucking minority quotas. It's all because of egalitarian Hufflecucks that we have them in the first place.
>>63785939
When you only have 20 girls per year - many of which are inbred as fuck - some of them would be among the hottest in your class. The white one that scowls right into the camera could possibly be one of the "it girls" of the entire goddamn school at one point.
>>63786075
The blonde is pretty hot tbqh even if she looks like a bitch
![pdvd_275[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YSmkVoN.jpg "pdvd_275[1].jpg")
OUTTA MY WAY FUCKING Cá ŽUCKS
>>63783256
>nerd
>hufflepuff
if you want nerd cunny, then go to ravenclaw
>>63786115
the asian in the background is the hottest one, even though she acts the shittiest in this, as her face barely seems to change
>>63786157
Ravenclaw isn't for nerds, it's for artistic and witty people, which is why Hermione didn't go there.
>>63786139
I wonder what special Slav spells they teach at Durmstrang.
![avatar_deviant_by_nekocitron-d8ii3in[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IJpCmK2.jpg "avatar_deviant_by_nekocitron-d8ii3in[1].jpg")
>>63786139
>>63786139
>no girls in sight
oh no, the homosexuals are here
>>63786234
SIKA BLY'AT!
>makes the target stuck in a squatting position
>>63786234
Ravenclaw is for both. It's for scholars, artists, and misfits. It's for the independent people to go on their own path in life and not be ridiculed for being different or not wanting to belong to the club as much.
>>63786241
>the eagle for russians
>diamond for east-euro jews
>dragon-knife thing for kebab removers-serbs
>green thingy for the rest
Snakehouse and Ravenhouse were the only interesting ones.
>Huffhouse
>we like everyone because no one likes us
>Griffinhouse
>we are good guys because harry pooter and his dad were in our house
They only had that cool sword going for them.
![vladimir_putin_at_apec_summit_in_china_19-21_october_2001-12[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GA7iwmp.jpg "vladimir_putin_at_apec_summit_in_china_19-21_october_2001-12[1].jpg")
Putin has been director of Durmstrang for many years
here is him in uniform
>>63785400
based
What would you do if the sorting hat revealed that you're a squibb to the whole school
films based on books are dog shit
but here are the harry potter movie power rankings
1>4>3>2>>>>>5>6>8>9>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a piece of flaming garbage >>>>>>>7
>>63786470
Wtf, Dobby was the Headmaster of Durmstrang?
>>63786549
>2 in front of anything
>>63786558
LOL my good sir
*tips fedora*
upvoted
fuck that homophobe of Putin
>>63783113
>Hufflepuff
>lame
It's way more memorable than the generic bitch house "Ravenclaw"
>>63786234
>Ravenclaw isn't for nerds, it's for artistic and witty people, which is why Hermione didn't go there.
Hermione didn't end up in Ravenclaw because it would take too long to get the 3 (actually 4) main heroes together. Harry gryf, Ron Slyth, Herm Raven, Neville Huff. Rowling has spoken about this more than once mate.
>>63786481
>not citizen bane edit
hotheads pls go
>>63786642
Ron Slyth is Bullshit
Draco was going to be friends with Harry in the 4 house storyline
>>63786642
I would think Harry would have gone to Slytherin considering Lord Moldybutt was apart of him.
>>63786627
>hufflepuff
Sparkly vampire and fat old dirty lady
>Ravenclaw
Fucking Luna Lovegood, quidditch captain chad who dated Fleur, and azn chick everyone was hot for
Yeah, nah.
>>63786642
>Rowling has spoken about this more than once mate.
[Citation needed]
Ravenclaw had the best females. Prove me wrong.
>>63785289
Holy shit, are you retarded?
>>63786549
>9
>>63786769
Considering physical attractiveness was one of the things Ravenclaw prized I really can't. The only issue is that they might be a bit aloof or simply too concerned with other things for dating. Much easier to find pussy in other houses. Also as someone who went to boarding school with houses, you often date outside your house.
>>63786549
put a piece of flaming garbage on front, tho
>It's a Harry commits murder at school episode
>>63786919
>its a harry commits murder and gets 0 repercussions episode
>>63786919
>its a student gets horribly mutilated or dies and the school remains open episode
>>63787064
Luna not being canon love interest is the greatest flaw in the series. Her chemistry with Harry was great, and the idea of this hero chosen one ending up with this total loon is adorable, I really liked the reactions of other students when he went to Slughorn's Christmas Party with her.
>>63787074
Why should it close down? they live next to the murder forest and teach young children curses to torture and murder each other.
>>63787074
thats magic school, you pussy
>>63787064
>"do i really have to wear this while i do it, anon?"
>>63787159
>teach young children curses to torture and murder each other
Only in Durmstrang. Britain and France don't do that shit.
>>63787064
>>63787240
>that shit art
someone please explain to me why i see tons of tumblr artists drawing like this, and then thinking it looks good
>>63787201
Yes pumpkin... for the glory of Godric!
>>63787209
They learned Avada Kedavra and Crucio, and hexes that make you sting or sprout boils all over your body.
>>63787150
>he ends up with Ron's sister
gay as fuck. I mean I knew from jump Ron and Hermoione would end up together because of how much they fought and argued and almost never agreed on literally anything but I would have rather he ended up with that asian cumslut than fucking Ginny's weak ass.
>tfw that goon ass nigga Neville didn't get any Hogwarts pussy during his school years
>tfw he probably ended up smashing the fuck out of Luna
2bh I feel like she probably ended up going full hippy like that one retarded teacher that was obsessed with tea and shit.
>>63787201
She's L I T E R A L L Y perfect. I want to protect her from everything that's wrong with this world.
>>63787240
>inb4 dick
>tumblr file name
Yeah it has a dick.
>>63783970
Hufflepuff is that guy who starts taking bets when a fight is about to start.
Ravenclaw is the nerd who tries to stop it.
Can't snuff the puff! Hufflepuff for life.
>>63787278
>not liking InCase
nigga u gay
>>63787278
Why don't you just ask them? they are most likely posting ITT right now
POWER RANKING
Hufflepuff
Gryffindor
POWER GAP
Slytherin
POWER GAP
Ravenclaw
ravenclaw is for idiots who build their entire identity around being "smart", they're nothing but wizard hat tipping faggots
>>63787159
Only an imposter professor brought up the unforgivable curses, which i need to mention shouldnt only have 3.
>>63783800
ravenclaw is LITERALLY Reddit: The House
>>63787278
I see nothing wrong with it. At least it doesn't have a constipated nose.
You think Neville got any after killing Voldemort's snake?
>>63787290
It's the opposite, retard. Hufflecuck is the good natured, down to earth pacifistic faggots like The Dude, Ravenclaw are the arrogant guys that don't give a shit about anything other than their hobbies.
>>63787396
My hobbies includes smashin puss.
>>63783025
Hufflepuff IS my house though, cause I'm not smart enough for Ravenclaw, and probably not edgy enough for Slytherin.
>>63783970
>common room is LITERALLY Bag End
HUFFLEPUFF BEST FUCKING HOUSE 1997
>>63787284
>They learned Avada Kedavra and Crucio
Only when the Carrows forced them to. They only learned ABOUT the spells in regular classes. In fact, originally it was a NEWT only topic, and DADA is a course that not many take all the way, and those that do really should know about the most evil spells. It was Moody that taught them early in their 4th year, and only what they look like and how to fight against them.
I would go to Hufflepuff. Why should I give two shits about houses?
>>63787287
>tfw he probably ended up smashing the fuck out of Luna
Word of god says that they fucked around for a while before ending up with different people.
>>63787428
Don't need to be Edgy.
Just cunning and successful.
Don't even need to be pure blood; see: Harry was considered, Snape was half blood, Voldemort was half blood.
>>63787351
>which i need to mention shouldnt only have 3.
True, but I think voting something on the list is as hard as limiting guns access in US
what's the point in the sorting hat? you can tell it what you want
>>63787508
>Word of god says that they fucked around for a while before ending up with different people.
No it doesn't, you idiot. He married some fatass Jigglypuff called Hannah Abbott.
>>63787307
>>63787327
>>63787385
>i post with these people
>>63787554
Hannah is pretty qt in the movies
>>63783025
let him because they got the loosest sloots there.
>>63787546
DOES NOT ALWAYS LISTEN
Go ahead, tell it you're brave as it laughs you in to hufflepuff with the other betas.
Source : Pottermore, Neville wanted to be in Hufflepuff.
>>63784358
why is this so fucking funny?
this gay ass thread
>>63787510
>Just cunning and successful.
In theory, yes, in practice most Slytherins were just edgy sociopath mooks and the reckless Gryffindors were more cunning than them.
>>63785400
>stretch legs
false. Stop this autistic nonsense and use the fucking search function in an ebook
>>63787602
asshole sorting hat, i would take a shit in it
>>63786685
pleb please
>>63785174
>>63785217
>>63785289
as the slytherins argued, I, her fellow Ravenclaw pounded her puss without thinking about puns
>>63786481
Literal autism
>>63787327
Are there pics of her feet?
>>63787632
The series would be more interesting if Harry had gone to Slytherin tbph
>>63787670
agreed 2bh(to be honest) harry potter fans are autistic manbabbies
>>63787725
I honestly and wholeheartedly would the one with the scarf. She looks like the type to let you put it in her ass and record it too.
>>63786722
>the guy that deflowered Hermione
>"sparkly vampire"
>>63783025
Make Hufflepuff great again.
>>63787823
some slavshit chad deflowered hermione
>>63787765
she's fucking ugly as shit tho.
I wouldn't let my neighbours dog put anything in her ass, not to mention recording it
>>63787765
She is Sam Hyde level ugly
>>63787863
>slavshit Chad
it'd be Sasha
>>63787554
Yes it does. She claimed in an interview that they dated for a while before they married their respective spouses.
>>63787866
>>63787875
I never said she wasn't dogshit ugly, I'm just saying she's the type to let you do whatever the fuck you want to her body. The ugly chicks are always the ones that go above beyond to make you happy and by happy I mean make sure you get a body numbing orgasm family.
>>63786919
Albus Severus Potter, did I ever tell you about the time some guy had a nervous breakdown and was crying in the girls bathroom and then I almost murdered with dark magic? I'm seriously lucky he didn't die because if he did I wouldn't be able to take the Elder Wand from him and beat Voldemort with it and I would die and wouldn't be able to give you such a shitty name. He was a good friend.
>>63783025
I actually wanted to be a Huffle.
Seems like a good place to chill, since no one likes to be in it.
>>63787847
The only way you could do that is by changing the name of the house to something like Titanrock or Steelballs.
>>63787823
>>63787863
Ron deflowered her.
She was only kissed before that.
>>63788007
Albus Severus Potter, did I ever mention that you were named after an old geezer who fell off a roof deliberately and a man who was cucked by your grandad? They were idiots.
>>63788072
>be a wizard
>chill
WRONG
YOU EITHER BECOME A DANK DARK WIZARD OR YOU JOIN THE MINISTRY.
seriously though fuck Rowling's half-baked white and black good and bad universe that falls apart when you analyze anything
>>63788248
Why? You can work 2 hours a year and make enough money for rent, food, utilities, etc.
>>63788297
thanks for making my point for me
>>63783025
So nothing is expected of me and I can just enjoy myself? Fine with me.
>>63788366
>implying some people don't do just this
>>63788072
I bet Hufflepuff have the comfiest common room.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6466185/1/Harry-the-Hufflepuff
I'll just leave this here
>>63788408
name one.
inb4 welfare recipients.
>>63787369
Wouldn't it give one the chance to just learn as much as possible? I know everyone's talking abut girls but my first priority would be wanting to learn as much about the incredible things we could do with magic. Teleortation, mending broken bones, breathing underwater...
Wouldn't you like to learn it with us in Ravenclaw?
>>63788248
Sirius Black straight up states to Harry that "The world isn't separated into good people and Death Eaters" you sperg.
>>63788603
Only good part of the 6th movie, I laughed so hard during it, best performance by Radcliffe in the entire series.
>>63788642
6th movie is best movie, if only because it was the only movie that stripped out 90% of the shit of its source material and improved on it
>>63786481
>memehood
>>63788622
yeah if I were a lazy author who wrote myself into a corner, I'd have a character say that too.
>>63788675
>90% of the shit of its source material
You mean Voldemort's past? that was the best part about the book.
>improved on it
Introduced more shitty forced romance instead.
I admit the movie had nice cinematography but it was mostly just retarded.
>>63788737
>Introduced more shitty forced romance instead
No, that was much, much worse in the book
>>63788588
I'm doing a quiz for kicks, I am probably a Ravenclaw.
EDIT: Yes Ravenclaw, still don't understand why.
>>63788675
6th movie had the potential to be the best by far, but it completely butchered the Voldemort flashbacks.
>>63788588
>my first priority would be wanting to learn as much about the incredible things we could do with magic. Teleortation, mending broken bones, breathing underwater...
This would feel mundane to you quickly; just like how computers and shit feel mundane to us.
>>63788917
I was ok with the child actors they got for Tom Riddle. I should probably watch it again because I cant remember how off they were.
>>63788947
This
All the learning we could be doing on the internet.
Yet we're talking about harry potter on a kosovan poetry cork board
>>63788947
>learning how to grab bottle of beer from distance without moving your ass feels mundane
i call bulshit. Awesome school every kid wanted to go instead of the real one was the reason of the series success imo
>>63789026
They skipped more of Snape's stuff in HPB than they did Voldemort's, dunno what people are talking about
>>63789062
The technology would look like magic to people from 200 years ago, but yet we find it so boring.
It's not like I'd have any other chance to go to Hogwarts so fuck yeah.
I just wonder if they will mind the fact that I have no magical ability whatsoever
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>>63788947
It's not the same because it's fucking magic.
>>63789124
So? Wonder only lasts so long, this is a truth about psychology. Nothing is awe inspiring and amazing forever, eventually you just get used to it.
>>63789089
>skipped more of Snape's stuff in HPB
What Snape stuff? I mean, they didn't discuss the HBP at the end, but Snape didn't have much going in the first place, while Voldemort is the character the audience is most interested in.
>>63783421
why are you overthinking this like there's some deeper meaning to it. it was just more convenient for them to all end up in the same house meight
>>63789099
But Winguardiam Leviosa was a spell taught preteens. Imagine the things one could achieve later in life - conjuration, teleportation, healing etc.
The fact that others around you may not know would keep me motivated to learn and share the knowledge with my friends. I'm a bookworm in real life too so it's not too much of a stretch to think that gaining phenomenal powers would be a great motivator.
>>63788947
The reason it would get mundane is because of all the laws surrounding magic, like the one prohibiting the enchantment of muggle devices.
again ROWLING YOU LAZY FUCKING HACK.
>>63789099
because you don't exactly learn to build robots in schools m8
>>63789163
I'm not talking about wonder, I'm talking about the fact that you can do all those things with a simple wave of your wand and a few words. It's much more easy and practical than whatever technology we have.
>>63783025
I enjoy a peaceful seven semesters because Voldemort gives no fucks about Hufflepuff. There is no drama either.
>>63789251
Similar to our technology compared to the pilgrims, and our great-great-great-great-grandkid's will be compared to ours.
>>63789251
If i wanted to kill somebody, I'd prefer a gun with bullets over a wand with words.
>>63789124
it's in-universe magic.
if it was just magic it'd be fine; like fuck avada kedavra when i can just turn my enemies into qt3.14 girls born with feminine penis' that live in my harem forever.
But it's harry potter magic, I'm bored of mending bones, lets go try to steal love potion ingredients to dose the girl we'll never dare talk to.
>>63784948
He had the heart of a Gryffindor. Just because the Head of Hufflepuff was the Herbology teacher doesn't mean that the Hufflepuff students themselves are actually any better at it; they just have more access to her knowledge outside of class.
>>63789291
>Voldemort gives no fucks about Hufflepuff
Yes, which is why he straight up murders them.
>>63789327
Perhaps, but today we still can't utilize much of the technology we have individually, and have to pay for everything.
>>63783025
Easy, i just repeat "not hullfepuff or ravenclaw" like harry potter did with slytherin and the hat won't put me there, what's the prob?
>>63789221
I'm overthinking it to the point where there is no meaning, not to the point where I think its deep.
Of course it was written for convenience
>>63785400
>Brave New World below 1984
funny when you realize Aldous Huxley probably painted a more accurate picture of the future than Orwell.
>>63787765
She looks like pic related.
I stopped watching at the fourth movie because it seemed like it was all going downhill
wonder if I should ever watch all of them now that the series ended
>>63789388
Cedric was a witness and possible threat in that moment, not a Hufflepuff.
Honestly the fact that a fuckup like Peter could job out Cedric like that always confused me, surely Cedric was on edge and ready to fight.
The better question would be why aren't the muggle-born students not losing their minds about magic and devouring all knowledge of it they can like Hermione did?
>>63789430
The first two were the only good ones.
>>63789349
This is nice to read; but has no bearing on what I said.
I was just disproving that you get to pick your house just because Harry did.
>>63789433
The better question would by why aren't the sub-saharan African-born students not losing their minds about technology and devouring all knowledge they can in our own schools?
>>63789411
The reason Hermione was a Gryffindor instead of Ravenclaw is because she held Gryffindor's values of courage and selflessness above those of Ravenclaw's: raw brainpower and knowledge.
>>63789420
thats true, but Orwell was better writer
>>63789410
Doesn't always work; so the hat has put you in hufflepuff; what now?
>>63789488
Or maybe Ravenclaw didn't want a nosy little know-it-all cunt. Ravenclaw has standards, unlike those dumbass jocks in Gryffinshit.
>>63789484
Good point. Still, magic has such immediate impact - levitation! Invisibility! Teleportation!
It's all more wondrous than computers, honestly. Especially when raised in the muggle world where these things are clearly impossible. Hell, you get through Platform 9 3/4 by running straight through a brick wall!
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>>63786157
you memers aint getting any snatch
>>63789432
Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts was an absolute mess. but yeah if i just got teleported without notice and I heard somebody start to say "KILL THE-" as a hufflepuff i'd be in evasive maneuvers
>>63789484
it's convenient comparison, and there is something in it, but you're taking it too far
>>63789488
You mean she like showing off.
Ravenclaws were smart but didn't make a big thing about it.
Hermione had to show she was the smartest girl in the room; ala gryffindor.
>>63789564
It would be more interesting for longer, and be more fascinating in general, but it would wear thin quick enough, especially when you consider how much practice and studying is apparently part of it all. Reading those books, those kids are either dumb as shit, or they study harder than most people do in university.
>>63789557
Since when is being a know-it-all a bad thing when the people around you are wrong? Sure, she could be less smug about it but she's helping them by correcting them. If they really were so upset about being wrong all the time they wouldn't BE wrong all the time, surely!
>>63783025
bust a cap in that smug looking hat nigga fucking you I go where I wanna go yeah magic is for fags anyways
>>63789557
>Or maybe Ravenclaw didn't want a nosy little know-it-all cunt
Exactly. Hermione is book-smart, she isn't actually witty or open-minded to obscure knowledge.
>>63789495
both books are well written enough, i'd give the edge to the guy who managed to sketch such a profound picture of the future in the 1930s.
>>63789510
I sue the hat for discrimination.
>>63789605
Courage and selflessness doesn't equate to showing off, anon. She was only like that in the first few books, when she was still a kid.
but but according to pottermore i'm slytherin
>>63789667
>well written enough,
Brave New World is kinda well written, I haven't read other Huxleys books yet.
Orwell is some really good literature, on the other side. It's just like Tolstoy - he doesn'tunderstand shit about the people or world he tries to describe, but his boogs are magnificent.
Thats literature we're assessing, not ability to forsee the future
>>63783156
Slytherin was not evil. Harry's father, Sirius and Snape where in there.
>>63789510
well from all the instances that it occurred where somebody says "not (insert house here)" it worked, which was only once unless i'm missing something. I don't think the hat would put anybody anywhere that would make them miserable. they already have problems with kids getting mutilated or killed, they don't need all the hufflepuff students walking in on a student who recently pulled a Robin Williams because he got put in Hufflepuff and not Slytherin
