Starcucks need to accept that she is simply the greatest and most naturally powerful force user ever born and that there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with that except to misogynists
You'll hear a lot of nerds come in here and defend Rey's slutty past on Jakku. They'll tell you "she had to do it" for food, water, resources, protection...
The truth, and this will be revealed in the next two films, is that Rey NEEDS cock. All sorts of cock: Ithorian cock, human cock, Zabrack cock, droid cock, prehensile Hutt cock, cock of all kinds. Rey needs them in her pussy and in her pink little asshole because she's depraved.
In her training with Luke on the magical island, we're going to hear all about what she did on Jakku. Glory holes, aliens runnin' trains on her by midnight fireside, Jawas probing her ass with metal instruments, even luggabeasts bustin' fat gallon-sized nuts on her pert little body.
She is a whore. Light side, dark side... Who cares? She's on the cock side. And that's why I love her.
>>63779019
There is literally nothing wrong with a woman liking tons of interspecies cock except to misogynists.
Hollywood simply cant let a woman suffer anymore on screen for anything.
Ironically this is exactly whats keeping them from creating another iconic female character like ripley or sarah connor.
There probably could have been a way to pull of her being a powerful force user in secret but jar jar and co simply dont have the skills to make it believable
>this is the new face of Star Wars
Woman is simply the greatest and most naturally powerful force in the universe. Period. Full stop.
>>63778993
> better force user than any jedi or sith canonically exist
> better pilot than han solo
> better at mechanical engineering than han solo and chewbacca
> better at using blaster than han solo
She didn't need all of those training and experience like those privileged males because she's a truly talented and gifted woman.
>>63779397
>that gif
are you a wizard?
>>63779481
also note she is able to completely understand BB-8 (speaking to R2D2 took luke 3 movies) and can even interpret chewie completely by the end of the movie. There is nothing she cannot do better than anyone else.
if she does anal she truly is the goat
>>63779481
Rey is a shining example of what women can achieve when they're on their own and free from patriarchal, misogynist oppression
>Luke Skywalker
>shows potential in the force but will have to train to use all this potential
>one of the point of the movies is how Luke is impetuous and rather go to help his friends rather that training
>loses his hand because lol not enough training
>plausible depiction of how a young person aquires wisdom and power through training and adversity
>Rey
>lol le stronk womyn XD who don't need no training
Shows a lot how our society has changed, actually.
>>63779481
You mad?
I like that Star Wars did this just to piss off people like you, hopefully she will turn to darkside and kill Luke.
>>63780066
Ray already had some training, retards. She was likely part of Luke's academy since she's his daughter. She already knew how to fight at the start of the movie.
>>63780094
She was like 7 when she got left on Jakku senpai
>>63780094
But she was 5 when left on Jakku. That means she was being trained since she was a literal babby, which was a dumb idea from the prequels
>>63780117
So? Even if she had 1 month of training that would be more that Luke had. Not to mention that she obviously learned how to fight with melee weapons at some point.
>>63778993
>she is simply the greatest and most naturally powerful force user ever born
she is
>>63780066
She was a more capable combatant than Luke to begin with, and the opponent she faced was
a) no Vader, just some edgy kid
b) severely wounded
I had a problem with her using Jedi mind tricks since i see this as something more advanced, but other than that I found most of what she did plausible.
>>63780122
>Yoda says Luke is too old to train in ESB
>dumb idea from the prequels
>>63780134
>that would be more that Luke had.
Luke trains for months with Yoda. And only because he is gifted he can learn so fast.
>>63780159
Luke was easily in his mid twenties. Being trained as a 4 year old is different from being trained as a 13 year old
>>63780066
Training is patriarchy. Why would she be yodasplained anything by a normative cis-jedi?
>>63780160
>Luke trains for months with Yoda
Source?
>>63780173
Being trained as a child makes much more sense. By the time they're teenagers they're too emotionally connected to their families.
>>63780216
>Source?
Have you seen the movies ?
>>63780230
Have you? No time frame is given.
>>63780216
So Rey's training as a toddler was so advanced that she learned how to mindwipe people? Something that Luke couldn't do during Return of the Jedi?
>>63778993
She was really cute in this movie desu
>>63780271
What? When did Rey mindwipe anyone? If you're reffering to the Jedi Mind trick, Luke did it in RotJ.
>>63780091
Go away Abrams
You could have just admitted that your masters at Disney just wanted China's money and not the whole 'GO AZNS' crap
>>63780264
He comes on dagoba, he trains for a few weeks with yoda. He then leaves to go help his friends, he gets his hand cut. Then he goes back to dagoba, yoda dies and luke trains again for like a year or so.
>>63780329
First of all, the movie frames as if he spends a few days with Yoda, unless you think Han and Leia were traveling for weeks or months to Bespin.
Second, Luke doesn't go back to Yoda until they free Han.
>>63778993
>implying she's stronger than Sheev
>>63779481
>>63779481
>>63779481
>>63778993 (OP)
> better force user than any jedi or sith canonically exist
> better pilot than han solo
> better at mechanical engineering than han solo and chewbacca
> better at using blaster than han solo
Why is he such a fucking hack? Why is he such a perfect character? He's the best pilot even though he's never flown an X-Wing? Fucking BS. Abrams is a hack.
>>63780390
>unless you think Han and Leia were traveling for weeks or months to Bespin.
They didn't have hyperdrive, so the traveil could have taken a few weeks.
>Second, Luke doesn't go back to Yoda until they free Han.
Still, there is a year gap between ESB and ROTJ and Luke trains during this year. Still training.
>>63780485
>They didn't have hyperdrive, so the traveil could have taken a few weeks.
Possible, but very theoretical.
>Still, there is a year gap between ESB and ROTJ and Luke trains during this year. Still training.
We don't really know how much time has passed between ESB and RotJ. I doubt Luke and Leia sat on their hands for a whole year while Jabba had Han.
>>63780481
> better force user than any jedi or sith canonically exist
That wasn't until after Return of the Jedi. He got his ass whooped before then
>better pilot than han solo
Unknown. It was established that he was a good pilot early on, though, and that was one of his strengths
>better at mechanical engineering than han solo and chewbacca
Never happened
>better at using blaster than han solo
Never happened
I find it funny that this will be the narrative taken by feminists in the coming months when discussion of the movie is at its peak.
In a year most people will agree her character was handled poorly in the movie though.
>>63780589
Doubtful. Feminists might mad that Phasma and BB8 didn't turn out as promised.
>>63778993
I would fuck her face until the skin of my cock tore in her teeth and there was nothing left but the bare vains at the center of my penis and my testicles had run dry forever
>>63780548
>>63780548
>>63780481 (You)
> better force user than any jedi or sith canonically exist
And with Rey it didn't happen until the very last fight when fighting a little shit who also was just as improperly trained and was previously wounded so badly he was pouring blood out of his side. The only questionable thing she did was a jedi mind trick
>better pilot than han solo
Yeah Rey is such a good pilot half her time flying the falcon is spent dragging it along the ground.
>better at mechanical engineering than han solo and chewbacca
Never happened. She is a scavenger, this would be the only thing she is good at.
>better at using blaster than han solo
Never happened
So thanks for proving my point for me. What's it like, being unable to like a character because of her gender?
>>63780481
He would have been killed by sheev if darth vader didnt intervene.
But I see your point. Star Wars is a black and white children's fantasy. The villains are all utterly corrupt physically and morally and the good guys are all whiter than white and perfect in every way.
>>63779019
Severely underrated post
>>63779019
yeah, but can you trust a who-ah?
What evidence is there thatRey is Lukes daughter?
So far I have:
>Is drawn towards Lukes lightsaber
>Has visions of an island in the sea
>Pretty sure Lukes theme was playing while the camera focused on her at one point.
>R2D2 activates when she arrives at the rebel base for the first time.
>>63780655
>And with Rey it didn't happen until the very last fight when fighting a little shit who also was just as improperly trained and was previously wounded so badly he was pouring blood out of his side. The only questionable thing she did was a jedi mind trick
That was still silly, though. In A New Hope Luke was force sensitive but only used it once, to aim a torpedo to blow up the death star. Here she just brings it up out of nowhere
>So thanks for proving my point for me. What's it like, being unable to like a character because of her gender?
I'm not him
>>63780328
if that was the case, why did they add a nigger?
>>63780264
clearly YOU haven't.
>Jar Jar Abrams literally copies Wrath of Khan in Stark Trek into Darkness
>Surprised that he does the same with Star Wars
THIS IS CRIMINAL, HOLY SHIT.
>>63778993
>We want the Hunger Game audience.
>>63780655
>Yeah Rey is such a good pilot half her time flying the falcon is spent dragging it along the ground.
She says herself that you need a co-pilot to properly fly the Falcon, but despite this she's still able to fly it well enough to out-maneuver several fighters.
I want to fuck Rey.
Are there any pornstars that look like her? I need to release some tension after seeing the movie. Want to FUCK her.
>>63780839
Listen, ladyboy. I saw all six movies recently. There is no time frame established for Luke's training. If you think it's months the burden of prood is on you.
Pablo Hidalgo stated in Star Wars Insider 99 that he estimates it took the Millennium Falcon "about a month" to travel from the Anoat system to the Bespin system on its malfunctioning hyperdrive following the Battle of Hoth. So I would say roughly about that time
>>63781252
Just go find some xenomorph porn.
She looks the same anyways.
>>63781311
>There is no time frame established for Luke's training.
What? Do you need a montage to tell you that he was trained? Modern movie-goers everyone!
