You told me VII was shit.
You told me it had bland characters, and awful soundtrack, and stupid direction.
You told me it was "LOL LE GLIB FACSIMILE" and that it was a shot-for-shot remake of A New Hope. You told me Finn was pure nigga, Rey was a Mary-Sue, and that Kylo Ren was a bitch.
Well, no more. I'm done with this place.
ur a liar lindsay.
>>63772556
>a few x-wings get shot down
HALF OUR FLEET IS GONE!!!!!!1
Meanwhile the star destroyers just fucking up and disappear, guess that big new death star don't need no SD's escorting it.
Hope no one misses Coruscant, because it's fucking gone.
And the sheer number of Deus-ex Machina in the movie is fucking ridiculous.
Also Luke runs the worst Jedi day care in existence and became a hobo to avoid paying child support for 30 years.
Then fuck off and delete yer shit. No1curr
Nice blog.
Unsubscribed
>>63772556
Kylo was a bitch though. A whiny, big-nosed little bitch.
>>63772556
>no more. I'm done with this place.
Good, we need less star wars in this board. Go back to reddit and stay there.
>>63772556
you are stupid fanboy drone if you don't see the parallels
You were never part of this place
Take your anti-racist posts and gtfo
>>63772855
>Coruscant
That wasn't Coruscant. They specifically say the "Wacky Zacky-whatever" system is gone.
>>63772556
Rey was a massive Mary Sue, I don't even see how you can defend that.
>>63772956
>The pair come across an old hermit
This is completely fucking wrong.
>>63773024
>capital of the republic is to pay for aiding the resistance
It's gone.
/tv/ is angsty because they're a failiure at meme magic.
They think anger is what powers meme magic, but really it is passion.
/tv/ thinks meme magic is a tool, but what they don't understand is that memes are all around us. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds 4chan together.
Only a redditor deals in absolutes.
>>63772925
We was. Trying to be like darth vader. I wanted vaders ghost to be like "nice voice changer faggot. But nobody dropped you in lava"
>>63772556
>taking /tv/ serious
>ever
It was a great movie
>>63773134
I almost hope they clone darth vader in the next movie so I can see hayden christainson play darth vader properly and kick his fucking ass with luke skywalker
a redemption for both aniken, and hayden for his crappy acting twice before.
>>63773170
>>It was a great movie
Phantom Menace out does all of the action sequences in the movie.
>>63773185
God I hope ren dosent become anakin 2.0
>>63773221He already is.
>>63773221
He will be, because they revealed his face. No mystery, no fearful presence, just an emotional angsty teenager.
>>63772855
>>63773103
>literally copypasting this hard
>for free
Man autism must really be hard to live with.
>>63772556
It also feels like the seccond main character, Finn, has no point. He's comic relief at best. Does anyone know if he will actually be important later on?
>>63773274
Shit.
>>63773286
He'll become a big part of the Resistance, because of his perceived knowledge of the inner workings of the First Order.
>>63772956
Yep that's the point
how is rey not a mary sue and kylo not a bitch
This thread is so cringe that i can't even imagine how anyone on here goes about their daily life. Must be nice having all that free time to just sit and nit pick a movie to death. What's even more sad though is how terrible all of you are at critiquing something by just being angry at everything that didn't fit with your ideal vision. Like all of you kill yourselves lmao you've got nothing else to live for anyway.
>>63773399
I was hoping they would both have the force. And they Luke trains them and they tag team the big ass holorgram man in the last movie. But whatever. Mary sue to the rescue I guess. Maybe they'll have him fly around outside shooting down cgi while all the inportant shit goes down somewhere else.
>>63773523
Im aleady dead bitch.
>>63773490
>character shows emotion and inner conflict about past
HES A WHINY BITCH
>lead character that is a woman who acts good natured and isn't a shit talking tomboy or a damsel in distress.
OBVIOUSLY A MARY SUE
>>63773568
good I hope you choke on it faggot
>>63772556
>that completely ham fisted nazi symbolism
>TIE fighters have turrets on the back when the plot requires it only
>girl who literally collects scrap for 1/2 rations of bread knows how to fly space ships
>girl also beats the sith apprentice mere moments after acquiring a light saber
>FUCKING MEGA DEATH STAR SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON FAGGOTRY
>the plan to stop the mega death star is LITERALLY "12 X wings do a trench run"
Seriously fucking trash it
sound was top notch though
>>63773878
>>that completely ham fisted nazi symbolism
>Hux giving his Adolph speech before they destroy the whatever system
That shit was actually pretty good. Domnhall Gleeson does a convincing Hitler.
>>63772956
lol, this can't actually be the plot. Some autist probably came up with this in about 15 minutes.
>>63773957
It has a surprising number of the beats down solid.
>>63773957
Glib Facsimile Abrams
