So what are somedank memeswe can get outta this thing?
This is JUST what I expected, it's nothing but a glib facsimile etc
glib facsimile's as good as it gets
Glib facsimile is good, but I also like the idea of
>TAKE OFF THAT MASK
>What do you think you'll see if I do?
>THE FACE OF MY SON
>it's a black guy under the mask
Or something. It had that kind of campy CIA scene delivery /tv/ loves. I'm just not a jokester.
>>63765452
I liked that scene (keep in mind, it's the only part i've seen), but the cuts to rey/ooga seem way out of place and kind of ruin it
I never understood baneposting
"THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS"
This will be a big one.
what about SANITATION?
>>63765747
>yfw he gets to come back as a ghost because he talked about the force
>dank memes
You mean shitty forced jokes that only appeal to underage redditors? The only glib facsimile is your life.
>>63765389
Lucas and Roger won, in the end
>>63765779
If he's in sanitation, why was he on a landing ship doing assaults?
you know a movie is horrible when it doesn't produce memes
what a sad world we live in
>>63766251
cleansing this galaxy of sand niggers
>THAT'S A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME
This will be the dankest meme, especially as the movies develop and more plot holes come out
>>63765244
I'm sorry George
Glib Flacsimile
that's about it the movie is pretty forgettable I plan to watch it again tomorrow I already forgot most of it
>>63766370
Placing my vote on this one.
>"Droid, please."
There's going to be an old Luke variant of goodfriendposting. Snokeposting is a possibility.
we wont get shitty memes until all the shitty americans finish watching it and rush home with their greasy popcorn fingers and hotdog breath
the scene where han rubs his hand down kylos face is the most authentic acting harrison ford has ever done. It's like he's saying "thank fucking god for getting me out of this series"
>>63766712
I wanted to let you know that I'm a 100% red blooded American and I'm sitting here laughing at your dumb post
>>63765747
What would Han know about the dynamic function of the force?
What about calling BB8 'ball'?
You know when you're a memer when you watch this in the cinema with a notepad to write down potential dank memes
>>63766983
First thought during Han I turn to friend and whisper
Why would someone Saber a Man before throwing him into a pit
friend gives me no reaction
look back at the screen thinking I wish I could've watched this with /tv/ instead
>>63766983
I've been a memer since slash bee slash and...
that horse pilot on starkiller who said NO DAMAGE made me laugh. He sounded like a fucking arcade announcer or some shit
>>63767042
>Snoke's first appearance
>scene ends
>friend whispers into my ear
>"he's a big guy"
>>63765244
Just glib up my facsimile.
>>63766546
THIS
It was clearly a "nigga, please" moment and I seemed to be the only one who caught it in my theater. He went full ape in that scene.
>direct hit!
>BUT NO DAMAGE
Ello Asty is a fun meme
TRAAAAIIIITTTTTOOOR!
>>63767042
kill yourself.
>pfft, 14
i loved that hint at han solo knowing all along that parsek is a unit of distance
>>63765244
From my point of view Snoke is wise
>>63767521
why would he correct her if she was saying the ship was better than it is and not worse?
>>63766801
i giggled
>>63765244
Glib facsimile will outlive baneposting.
It's truly a perfect phrase, famkeks
>>63766546
I enjoyed Broyega's performance, and thought Finn was the best character.
But that fucking line really took me out of the movie. Terrible choice by JarJarAbes.
Sooo can we now count it as two characters taking a lame blow and falling into a pit because Han Solo was too fucking blind to see what was happening?
It ain't me doesn't play during the desert scene?
>>63765244
The glibbest of facsimilies.
>>63767192
Is he kill?
What the fuck is a glib facsimile?
>>63769502
Yea, I think he's the only fucker that got killed on that trench run.
>>63769599
Star Wars Episode VII
>>63769599
The words of a wise critic.
TRAITORRRRRRRRRRRRR
BIG DEAL
>>63769599
This
None.
I predict most Force Awakens memes will just be glib facsimilies tbqh f a m
>>63769997
From what I've noticed only genuinely great movies have memes
the bland don't have anything memorable to repeat
>>63769997
that's a big meme
Base commander or whatever Finn said.
Really reminded me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTmXjG3KxYw
>>63770054
>The Dark Knight Rises
>Genuinely great
Lotta shitposting for glib facsimilie of an aussie
>>63766370
I like it.
>>63770120
hating dark knight rises is a meme
just like hating the prequels is a meme
>>63765244
YOU'RE A BIG DEAL
>>63770168
>just like hating the prequels is a meme
I hated the prequels back when it was embarrassing to care about Star Wars.
I AM BEING TORN APART
>>63770189
people didn't hate the prequels till the end of revenge of the sith when phantom menace came around people were jerking off to it
literally every second review on rottentomatoes calls the movie 'euphoric'
is there some kind of meme about that?
>>63770054
But it's the opposite, the shit movies have the most memes because they're fun to pull apart and make fun of
or do you think sheevposting is a testament to how good the prequels were?
>>63765244
Not really. I suppose you can make a meme of Kylo Ren's **killing of Han Solo. Like Han is trying to reason with Kylo that the safe spaces at UNI's are shit and surpress freedom of speech. Kylo Ren then states what he has to do next will be difficult, kills Han, cut to Kylo, he's all dressed in SJW garb**
Probably shit, but that's my two cents for it.
>>63765244
Or Kylo Ren's temper tantrums.
>>63770595
They're not really meme worthy though
There aren't any good quotes in TFA that are transformable to new contexts in the same way that baneposting is
>>63770420
Probably a word used in the "reviewer's" guidelines on how to plug the movie.
The shills were supposed to change up the words, use a thesaurus, put their own spin on it. But they don't care about what they're writing, their integrity is long gone, so they just repeat what they've been told to say without using a single ounce of creativity and end up using the language of the email that told them to hype their product.
>so in this review i want you to convey a sense of total euphoria
>fifty reviews: "When I was watching this movie I was euphoric."
>jesus, they all said the same thing! fuck it, that'll have to do. it's not like these suckers actually read anything beyond the score!
>>63765283
>>63765389
>>63765452
What was this line? I missed it.
>>63770779
witeboi mad af
Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I found it hard to stifle my laughter at "I'll show YOU the dark side!"
>>63770839
First review said some shit about a Glib Facsimile, and being as they are /tv/'s users decided to meme the shit out of it.
YOU NEED A MASTER
>Tell me about the droid
I turned to my friend and said "Why does he carry the plans?!"
That ending alone was like something about of a bad family guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX1vp-fblx8
>>63765244
I don't see much potential, OP.
It took until the third batman movie for an ebin mene to take shape. There's still two more movies to go, so there's still time.
Isnt Rey just like a carbon copy of Katniss? Is anything in this movie even slightly original
I propose.
"Why does Kylo Ren call Darth Vader his grandfather? Vader was Luke's father not Han's"
well we can get
>uhh so do I talk or do you talk?
>for you, for a hired Resistance fighter, etc.
also
>ahhhhh Rey help me!!
>>63771812
Are you retarded? Leia is Kylo's mom, she is also Vader's daughter
>>63770054
the opposite is true friend
the dankest memes come from something being so bad it needs to be tackled comprehensively and at the same time humorously
This is why Baneposting and Sheevposting will reign supreme for eternity
>>63770802
best post in thread
this is what the world we live in is actually like
>>63771896
>what is a meme
I already have DRM free games on Steam. What makes the GOG client so special?
>>63771896
I think you're retarded. The purpose of the thread is dank memes. Therefore I'm posting something amusing that a retarded person might say.
Godfucking dammit. Kids today.
>>63771791
Katniss is a much, much more well-written character, and that's saying very little.
>>63771727
>where were you when heat legend die??
>>63772044
>I-I was only pretending to be retarded, I swear!!
Fuck off
>>63766712
that's already happening ;^)
>>63765244
It's okay....we can use the force
Was Snoke a big guy to make sure he always has the high ground over others?
>>63769652
I think Nien Numb did too
>>63765452
>Let go of my hand!
>>63765244
BEN!!
>>63773693
I guarantee you someone is going to edit this entire death scene with CIA as Han and Bane as Kylo
REMINDER THAT HAN SOLO IS KYLO REN'S FATHER. JUST MAKING SURE YOU KNOW THAT HAN SOLO IS HIS DAD
>>63765244
AHHH REY HELP THEY HAVE TENTACLES
![will-poe-dameron-betray-princess-leia-in-star-wars-7-the-force-awakens-oscar-isaac-pose-548882[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IZ9AKbM.jpg "will-poe-dameron-betray-princess-leia-in-star-wars-7-the-force-awakens-oscar-isaac-pose-548882[1].jpg")
I don't need a fleet. I need 20 good X-Wings.
>Supreme Leader I--
>GEEEEEENNRUUUUUUUHLLL
>>63771727
No it took 3 batman movies until one was genuinely great
>>63767192
Fuck yes this
>>63773844
>mfw I filtered every Star Wars word for a month to avoid faggots like you until I saw the movie
How does that make you feel
>>63774362
It was a reference to the over exposure of it in the movie. It was as obnoxious as a superfan just screaming it at your face.
>>63770481
your two cents are pretty shit
>>63767081
i hate you
>>63767192
>ello asty
Oh my fuck
can't blow the po
I DON'T. KNOW WHAT. TO DO.
YOU WILL OPEN THAT DOOR, UNTIE MY HANDS AND LEAVE
>>63767442
Kek
>>63771727
NO MORE DEAD COPS
>>63771791
U mean a glib facsimile?
