applying for a job at first order.
>Hi my name is Kylo Ren
>I would like to work as a Sith leader at your company.
Can you tell us why you would be suited for this job?
>I used to fight and lead a powerful group called "Knights of Ren" and we--
Hold on kid, I don't care about your Folklore Metal Band from High-School.
Look kid, if you don't have at least 5 years of experience in this field we can't hire you, this position is only for the toughest. It's not a joke, it needs responsibility, great social skills, great fighting skills, organisation and high profile business skills, a strong and mentally stable mind, fast decision making and more. You have any papers that show any of these?
>I----I was the student of Luke Skywalker
Wait what?!
Did you graduate, I didn't knew he was teaching.
Ok show me your papers, what did you leanred from him?
>Actually I failed but I learned to appreciate the dark side and ---
Hold on,
cut this crap,
are you fucking kidding me?!
Get the ---
(whisper: sir, I think we should take him, he is a total loser but his mother and teacher are our main nemesis, someday it will be of good use...)
.......
OK KID
you got the job!
But don'tmake trouble, alright?
>Oh Thank you sir! I will make sure not to disapoint you and I will promise you that I will make Lord Vader notice me in his grave!
>>63761478
kek
good question though
I always wondered why they hired this whiney mental kid.
He is close to autism
>>63761702
I like his character but yea, he is not suited for the job.
>>63761478
I also think his resume is all about Luke Skywalker kek.
But he is actually quite strong if he doesn't go emo
>>63761478
i would not hire this guy
he has charisma though
but still cut that emotional crap
>>63761912
He had connections
why does he wear the mask>
>>63761478
I think they hired him because the corporation is a kek desperately in search for a future leader.
He is the only one that could become something but
hiring him shows how desperate the first order is. They have no better shit.
>>63762002
First Order is a cuck company destined to be doomed.
They are like Studio Ghibli.
After Miyazaki retired, they desperately hired his son but he cucked,
and now the Studio is ded.
Same thing will happen to First Order because based Anakin is dead.
>>63761478
>Knights of Ren
Is that an anime?
>>63761478
I don't think he started straight at the top.
He probably worked his way up to Sith Lord......right?
Two questions
1) Were the Knights of Ren cool or were they shown for only like 10 seconds
2) Did he just drop out of Luke's Jedi school or did he kill the younglings?
>>63761478
cuck
>>63761995
Literally only because his grandpappy wore a mask.
also I guess to look more menacing.
Knights of Ren show up for 5 seconds in a flashback massacring Luke's New Jedi Temple
Kylo Ren led the massacre
>>63761478
Have an upvote good sir!
>>63762179
he sure got the job if he keked Luke's students.
>>63762179
Oh really?
I entered the theater when Po put the
USB into the robot. Guess I missed that
>>63762173
But Darth Vader is not his dad
>>63761995
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED SITH
But did he lead the Knights of Ren? He renamed himself Ren after joining, they weren't his knights
>>63762460
lol
what a loser
taking advantage of his cool friends
>>63762327
>grandpappy
>>63762281
It was when the girl discovered luke's lighsaber, m8.
>>63763844
>the girl discovered luke's lighsaber
Is this a euphemism?
>>63761702
Snoke probably thinks Jacen, I mean Ben, has Vader-Tier potential, but he's too autistic to use it.
>>63765141
Does the girl have to choose between Luke's lightsaber and getting seduced by the dark side?
>>63761478
>I was the student of Luke Skywalker
Did you even watch the movie?
It was clearly stated that they WANTED Luke to train him. So he never did.
>>63761478
test. also there are no siths left
The Knights of Ren will cuck him and take his role as the bad guy while he joins the light side desu
There's going to be a big moment where Kylo realizes that Snoke didn't turn him into the dark side because of his power but because of his weakness. He'll sacrifice himself in the end and takes Snoke with him. It's like poetry, it rhymes, every stanza kind of rhymes with the last one.
