What kind of services did Shmi Skywalker perform under Watto?
Is Watto Anakin's father?
Wait. .
Is Snoke Watto??
>>63760167
Watto is Plagueis
Snoke is Jar Jar
sheev was his dad
Is Han Solo Anakin's father?
>>63760136
MILF
>>63760211
Did Jar Jar turn evil? Or is this just a rumor?
>>63760136
Actually Anakin's father could be the Palpatine master, Darth Plagueis, he can create life with the Midi-chlorians, Anakin was conceived by the Midi-chlorian, that's why Palpatine kill his master, worried when Anakin is born his master could replaced and kill him.
>>63760706
It's an improbable reddit joke.
>>63760136
i was surprised how cute the actress playing shmi was when i rewatched TPM recently. never noticed when i watched as a kid
>>63760136
She fucked Sebulba and convinced him to throw the race so Anakin could win.
Print screen this, it's a major plot point in Episode 8.
>>63760136
Watto was Shmi's pimp
this is how Palpatine fathered little Ani
>>63761087
And he does end up killing him in RotJPoetry
she sucked his tiny jew cock