ITT we come up with ideas for terrible Simpsons episodes
Lisa gets involved with a liberal cause
>>63759959
There is literally nothing wrong with being liberal.
bart fucks the dog
>>63760065
Nothing funny either. Comedy shows shouldn't base the whole premise of their episodes in the writers political views, specially in such a forced and pretentious manner, like the Simpsons does.
After an accident at school, the Simpsons end up having Lisa's music teacher Largo live with them.
>>63760065
This
>>63760065
it's not very entertaining to watch a child be self righteous for 20 minutes
>>63760301
There is literally nothing wrong with Reddit
>>63760110
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this.
Grandpa becomes a transsexual. Homer learns after Lisa's complaining to accept this. Grandpa then gets hit with a car by guest star Ryan Gosling and his vagina and breasts fall off so everything goes back to normal.
B-plot Bart and Marge make a new app about Radioactive Man or whatever.
Great thread, lads. Top notch.
>Marge seeks to get fit and ends up poledancing, with sexy results!
>Lisa finds out that Bart is harassing female feminist gamers online and calls Anita Sarkesian to Springfield
>An episode which revolves around Bobald Drump getting elected as major. Homer first supports him but changes his mind after his immegrant friends are deported and Lisa has a heartfelt conversation with him
>Grandpa joins the UFC, Ronda Rousey as guest voice actor
The Simpsons visit the Reddit HQ
>>63759916
The writers are trolling /tv/ for ideas now, all time low desu.
marge gets browned
lisa gets blacked
bart gets yellowed
homer gets reded
>Lisa creates a Leddit account and enjoys debating with fellow liberals, however, she soon learns the shadow side of the internet when misogynic trolls harasses her
>>63759916
>Homer discovers he is transgender
>The Simpsons let a Syrian refugee family live with them
>The Simpsons go to Israel (again)
>Refugees from Shelbyville start to flood Springfield, Springfielders learn to set aside their differences and embrace them
>Bart discovers he is transgender
>Homer discovers Marge was born a man
>The Simpsons adopt a black son, he's cooler than Bart and Bart gets jealous
>Mr Burns gets a comb-over, spoof Trump
>Lisa joins Black Lives Matter
>Nelson discovers he is transgender
>Principle Skinner discovers he is transgender
>Lisa converts to Islam
>The Simpsons shelter an illegal immigrant family from Mexico
>Sheriff Wiggum racially profiles Carl
>Moe discovers he is transgender
>Lisa gets a black boyfriend
>Bart converts to Judaism
>>63760905
>Lisa finds out that Bart is harassing female feminist gamers online and calls Anita Sarkesian to Springfield
>An episode which revolves around Bobald Drump getting elected as major. Homer first supports him but changes his mind after his immegrant friends are deported and Lisa has a heartfelt conversation with him
>Grandpa joins the UFC, Ronda Rousey as guest voice actor
Jesus, these are too close to reality. Any one of them could easily be an actual episode.
>>63761018
>63761018
>bart gets yellowed
like almost everyone in the series?
>>63761021
This might as well fucking happen
>>63759916
Grandpa dates a black woman who is also a feminist
>>63760065
>There is literally nothing wrong with being liberal.
soon
>Homer, Moe, Lenny and Carl win the lottery, but Carl steals the ticket and leaves with the money for Iceland.
The Simpsons go to the headquarters of Internet and Tech company Boogle, and Homer is banned from the premesis because he has a Mapple phone. Waiting outside for his family to leave, he gets frustrated and kicks a rock, the rock rolls down a hill and it hits Myface creater John! (remember Myface? Before Facepage before Facepage, haha!). Saddened that John's social networking site had been made irrelevant by Facepage, Homer swears to get him a job at Boogle, although he is banned from there!
>Voice guest star: Ryan Seacrest as John, creator of Myface
>>63761383
>Refugees from Shelbyville start to flood Springfield, Springfielders learn to set aside their differences and embrace them
This will happen, but it will happen 2 years from now since they never reference anything timely
The Simpsons meet a celebrity who plays himself/herself. The celebrity is interested romantically in one of the Simpsons. It doesn't work out, and the episode ends.
>>63761741
To be fair, the Cape Feare episode came two years after the movie, and The Joy of Sect episode came a year after the Heaven's Gate suicides. But that was back when the masses' collective attention span laster longer than 6.8 days.
>>63759916
Will I be paid like all the other Simpsons writers? Equal work should mean equal pay.
>>63761569
replace necklace w/ star of david plz
>Simpsons adopt an African child, Lisa gets jealous because it's smarter than her.
>Lisa qualifies for national spelling bee, loses to Apu's daughter, gets jealous because she's smarter
>Employees at power plant are all forced to take an IQ test, Homer is concerned and secretly swaps his test for Carl's, gets the highest score and eventually must confess it isn't actual his once Carl is fired for Homer's low score
>Mr Burns gets combover and runs for president. Hillary Clinton guest stars
>Dr. Hibbert wins nobel prize for curing obscure disease Groundskeeper Willy is carrying
I dont want to give them ideas but how about this one:
>marge is unhappy with marriage
>cheats on homer with a nigger or something
>feels bad and confesses to homer
>homer realizes it was all his fault because he didnt spend enough time with marge
>apologizes to marge
>after all, its his fault
>marge says she wont cheat on him anymore AS LONG as hes caring for her and takes her out to dinners etc.
>the end
sideplot is bart converting to islam.
tell me what you think!
>>63759916
Turns out global cooling is a problem and the epicenter is in Springfield.
Inuits take over and force Lisa to eat seal eyes.
>>63759916
A: Lisa gets into Sherlock Holmes and becomes incredibly obsessive, even starting a fight at a convention with other fans, Benedict Cumberbatch guest stars and puts a restraining order on Lisa
B: Homer and Bart become bee keepers
A: Moe and Carl travel with Lenny to try and help him win his wife back
B: Martin brings a clock to school which Willie and Skinner suspect to be a bomb, LA BAZINGA MAN guest stars
>Opening couch gag in one of the episodes is the couch being the plane from TDKR and they repeat the sequence where Bane crashes it
A: Bart puts Milhouse's picture on a milk carton and suddenly there is a viral wide search for the boy, much to the shock of his parents, even more shocking when a couple claiming to be Milhouse's real parents show up he learns he is adopted
B: Lisa hosts an underground fight club for liberals
Episode title: >She didn't Know What Jihad
A: A new Muslim family move in next to the Flander's and Simpson's, Flanders feels uneasy because of their religion, lots of slapstick looney tunes style comedy resulting in the Muslim neighbour and Ned's arguments and misunderstandings, eventually the two learn to get along but it is implied they don't in the end
B: After Ralph calls in Chief Wiggum to the school he misinterprets it as a shooting, goes there and fires, hitting a pupil, who turns out to be the new Muslim family's son. Wiggum is fired and tries to reclaim his job back.
>>63762266
Trans girl at school, Lisa is her SJW.
Reverand Lovejoy kicks her out of church.
>>63759916
Muslims take over Springfield and force all the women to wear hijabs. Lisa tries to fight it, but is labeled a racist islamophobe and submits to the will of Allah.
Homer leads an underground freedom fighting cell because the imam banned all alcohol in Springfield.
>>63759916
>Lisa discovers that Dr. Hibbert has been drugging and raping the women of Springfield for over 25 years. Mrs. Krapabbel was one of his victims who was about to report him so he hired Fat Tony to deal with her, and now Lisa's in the cross-hairs.
>>63760065
The Rektoning is upon us friend. Your days are numbered
>Lisa reads about ornithology for a school project and wants to build a bird house to help study birds of Springfield
>Marge looks up birdshouses on her phone and discovers the game Floppy Bird
>Homer takes control of Lisa's birdhouse and turns it into a big stupid project to fuck up throughout the b-story of the episode
>Marge becomes addicted to Floppy Bird and Bart takes her to join a game addiction group
>Group turns out to be a group for gamers to hang out and play games together
>Marge and Bart are both surprised to find the group is entirely women
>Homer steals things from around town to build a building-sized birdhouse
>Marge becomes a "gamer mom" and Bart goes along for the ride
>Bart makes lots of quips about girls playing games and gets put in his place over and over throughout the episode
>Marge and Bart end up at some sort of gaming convention where they meet Anita, Quinn, and Wu and learn all about how hard it is being an empowered female gamer
>The whole thing never really goes anywhere and just sort of ends and Marge being a gamer is never mentioned again
>Homers birdhouse is destroyed in some stupid way that makes you wonder what the point even was
>>63763132
Was this a real episode? I honestly can't tell the difference.
>lisa gets an abortion
>bart finds out the fetus is trans and calls lisa a bigot
>lisa can't decide what to do, and her head implodes
Lisa gets blacked
>>63761648
good reference
>Lisa gets an internship at Google
>meanwhile Bart is in trade school
>Google teaches the ideals and constructs of a good communist society
>Lisa objects go this claiming communisim is bad because women are treated as objects
>Google than tells her that their regime isn't like that
>She is convinced
>Bart gets good grades and respectful of his adult teachers after meeting a crippled vet in economics
>Lisa takes Google's ideals to heart embroding a cult of personality Bernie Sanders
>Bart struggles to pay for expenses so he takes a part time job as a security guard for Donald Trump
>Lisa sees no other way around it as she shaves her head and begins sterilizing her body
>She walks into a crowd where Trump is speaking but sees Bart which causes her to run away
>She later confront Bart asking him why he'd sink so low as to vote for Trump
>he replies ominously "I had to"
>they stare at the screen as it fades to black, the American anthem plays over the credits
>>63759916
Lisa as the new Messiah
