Opinions on Precious?
>>63755938
Pretty good movie.
I was getting really fucking mad, thinking that there are really people like this out there. Poor girl.
Funposting aside, it's very good. Sad and beautiful, with a little hope in the mix to keep it from being utterly soul-crushing.
Surprisingly good acting, too.
i liked when she stole the kfc
>>63755938
we wuz pregnant?
>>63755938
redditposting aside, it was fucking awful hurrrr muh kfc
>>63755938
We wuz phat
>>63755938
WE WUZ SINGULARITY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LqBI6CVK9s
BIG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr1CfrgtkwU
>>63756642
BLACK
this will be a good thread
I honestly don't remember much of it.
>>63756685
>why would they put music I don't like in a movie
He honestly hasn't gotten any better.
>>63756687
JUST
Watched it and felt prettygood about myself lmao
>tfw still an autistic virgin tho
>>63755938
It was boring and kinda disgusting. Don't remember if I finished it.
>>63755938
That's a huge bitch!
I have still never seen The Misadventures Of Poo Mountain.
>>63756809
Audibly kek'd
I was like Harmony Korine directed a Spike Lee movie. It wasn't "bad", it was just oscar bait, like anything Lars Von Trier made after Dancer in the Dark, or the English Patient, or Million Dollar Baby. No thanks/
>>63755938
Why can't niggas direct a Sci-Fi movie? Or a noir film? Or even a fucking western flick?
Why is it ALWAYS about either "some nigga in the hood selling drugs", " nigga tryna' get out of the hood", "black rom-com (a la Tyler Perry), " black powa!", "black biopic", " insert-black-here fanfictions (a la CREED), or "'I'm smarter than the average black!' (a la Spike Lee)"?
>>63755938
Are there black people who actually live like this in the first world? Fucking Americans. Africans are literally better off
Best scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcFB06ZVVmQ
>>63756934
Its kinda like the Chinese trying to direct a sci fi yet somehow a kung fu scene ends up in it anyway.
>>63756780
>I went with my family to see Precious at the theater
>when Precious first came on screen someone in the theater yelled "that's a huge bitch!"
>I couldn't hold in my laughter
>my mom told my father to shut me up
>moments later the same guy yelled "damn that bitch big!"
>this time I burst out laughing
>my dad saw me and started kekking
>tfw I ruined Precious for my family
Why was she so embarrassed, tv?
>>63757267
Chikun wangs
HIGH TEST
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>>63757267
A whole 10-piece chicken nugget fell out of her elbow cleavage.
>>63757343
That's not even high test anymore. That's extreme aggression.
>>63755938
african american culture is garbage, the day the mexicans take over and begin genociding them cant come quickly enough
>>63757640
I hope you realize that they're gonna start with you, whitey
>>63757803
Hey reddit
Monique was good, rest was shit.
Why is black america set out to failure?
>>63757866
Where is she
>>63756642
>>63756687
BELLY
>>63757803
>Implying nonwhites are capable of anything beyond tribalism and slavery.
>>63757882
What do you mean
>>63757803
you have absolutely no clue on racial tensions in the united states outside what /pol/ and reddit tell you, do you?
>>63757829
>>63757919
;)
do.....not.....want...
> mfw she stars in two movies and then drops off the face of the earth
Shortest career of all time? Did Big Chicken get back at her for starring in anti-chicken propoganda? All I remember her being in was this and Tower Heist.
>>63757999
You live in the bubble that is your fantasy of quotes and flow charts. Get outside outside for once, go to your local theater and see a movie. Btw the reddit bait always works on /tv/ it's amazing.
It's supposed to address a problem within the black community that liberals claim doesn't largely exist.
So why does this movie exist and it seem to make so much sense for them to be helping black people with excuses whenever they get caught doing such shit?
>>63758080
amiercan horror story and empire roles = dropping off the face of the earth
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>>63755938
It just got me mad thinking that there are people like this in my country sucking up tax payer money.
>>63758138
>muh on the streets experience trumps your facts!!!!
This is pure reddit
>>63758138
So wait, you're saying backing up one's claims with data is bad now?
wew laddie
>>63758318
may as well post the whole thing
>>63758364
You can't base all your claims on what you read on the internet.
Also hey cuck!
>>63758318
>>63758392
>he's using piecharts instead of an actual picture of his white bitch
DUDE SHE IS FAT THAT IS WHY IS HILARIOUS LMAO XD
>>63757803
Hispanic and black tensions have not been friendly since the Zimmerman trial. Plus just look at California how Hispanics tend to drive away blacks from their historical neighborhoods. Top kek
>Not since The Birth of a Nation has a mainstream movie demeaned the idea of black American life as much as Precious. Full of brazenly racist clichés (Precious steals and eats an entire bucket of fried chicken), it is a sociological horror show. Offering racist hysteria masquerading as social sensitivity, it’s been acclaimed on the international festival circuit that usually disdains movies about black Americans as somehow inartistic and unworthy.
>Worse than Precious itself was the ordeal of watching it with an audience full of patronizing white folk at the New York Film Festival, then enduring its media hoodwink as a credible depiction of black American life. A scene such as the hippopotamus-like teenager climbing a K-2 incline of tenement stairs to present her newborn, incest-bred baby to her unhinged virago matriarch, might have been met howls of skeptical laughter at Harlem’s Magic Johnson theater. Black audiences would surely have seen the comedy in this ludicrous, overloaded situation, whereas too many white film habitués casually enjoy it for the sense of superiority—and relief—it allows them to feel. Some people like being conned.
>>63757915
>actually believing this
k reddit, you ready for high school next year?
>>63757999
>mfw its actually the UTA campus
>mfw i live 5 minutes away
Haven't seen the movie but Gabby is pretty hot. Shame she lost so much weight though.
>>63758565
is this armond white? i loved his reviews when i still read print media
if it's someone different, they certainly stole his act
>>63758565
Goddamn, how is one man so fucking based
>>63758625
Me too.
Park Row and Bowen
Great thread guys, keep it up
>>63758176
Is she the eponymous hotel in this season of AHS?
>>63756997
I see them all the time at work. American cities are filled to the brim with hateably stupid, useless, and aggressively antisocial niggers like that.
Precious wasn't fiction, it might as well be treated of an anthropological case study on the life of the American pavement ape.
