JUST
SAMBO
>>63748969
Do you think she'll be sassy?
I think she'll be sassy.
>>63748969
2015
>>63748969
That's not real is it
no thx.
SAMBA
>>63749037
WUZ
Gorilla casting is spot on
>>63749009
>black woman
>not sassy
have you ever watched any north-american tv show / movie ever? they're literally incapable of making black ladies not sassy
Will it have the theme song though?
>>63749070
Fuck me sideways.
>>63749070
BIG
RED
So this is just another old dyke film like The Heat?
Im fucking dying.
>>63748969
Michael strahan is in it?
>>63749070
imagine being a farm animal raised and destined to be a cheeseburger ending up in melissa mccarthys fat fucking gob and shit out her asshole, for her fat fucking body not to need the meat and store it all as fat anyway
>>63748969
Ayyo! Hol' up, hol' up! *smacks lips*
Dey still goin thru wit dis?
BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
>>63749204
NeoFAG?
>>63749116
The chick in minority report is pretty normal.
Soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMCaxL7YRj0
>>63748969
>There will be rule 34 of this
>mfw
>>63749239
name 9 more. you can't.
>>63749276
This one isn't 1/2 bad
Guys I got a sneak preview of the script from an insider it looks like it's gonna be a real funny film check it out:
Fat white woman: "Gals...look out it's a ghost"
Fat black woman: ".........Ya THINK?"
Obese white woman: "it just slimed all over me"
*Fat black woman and fat white woman look at each other in a knowing, sassy way*
*Obese white woman puts finger in slime and pokes it in her mouth*
Fat black woman: ( Looking disgusted and says in sassy voice)"....REALLY?...............REALLY?"
Pretty funny stuff huh I'm really looking forward to it.
>>63749307
LOOOONG FACE
usually when they release posters like this it means that trailer is coming soon
>>63749268
I don't have to. One is all it took to prove your poorly constructed argument wrong.
See, the trick is to make it atleast somewhat vague.
So instead of "literally incapable" you should have gone with "practically incapable".
Good luck with your future endeavors.
WHO YA FINNA TRY?
>>63749300
It's the only member of the cast that isn't horrifically unsuited for the role
>>63749307
Can based Wiig save this?
>budget
>150 million dollars
>>63749367
thanks, anon!
i was using this neat trick i found on wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperbole
i'll keep your advice in mind :)
>>63749268
Astrid from Fringe wasn't very sassy
>>63749411
she looks like a monkey with a broccoli on her head
Let's recast ghostbusters
>>63749194
Shit.
>>63749352
why are they getting away with taking this picture? McCarthy should be getting the most flack.. Pulling a face like this whilst a dying kid is in the background..
How and why was this allowed? Fucking fat bitch.
>>63749409
>as a figure of speech it is not usually meant to be taken literally
>uses the word 'literally' in his exaggeration
Good job! :^)
>>63749401
>150
that's a joke right
Pretty hyped 2bh
>>63749194
this post almost made me vegan
nothing deserves that kind of fate. not even a hitler cow
>>63749467
are you retarded, buddy? did you read what you quoted?
>>63749509
>Arguing with a tripfag
Why? I mean a possibility would be the tripfag arguing with himself, but if you're another person, just stop.
that stupid fein cunt missed an opportunity to call it "ghostbustaz"
stupid fucking jew cunt
>>63749509
Are you? Did you?
Words actually mean something, friendster. :^)
That's why using "literally" as emphasis is entirely fucking retarded. It LITERALLY invalidates any attempt at intentional hyperbole.
>>63749437
Someone please post the copypasta of the ghost buster girls visiting the sick children? I wanna show it to my mom haha
>>63749570
you can't take "literally" literally if it's being used figuratively
>>63749557
but he thinks he's shot shit when he's actually completely wrong
It's going to be Fury Road all over again here.
>>63749509
>>63749557
>i fucked up better pretend to be someone else complaining about trips
>>63749614
i'm not the tripfag tho
never5get
>>63749600
Ah, I see. You think people communicate telepathically. That's my mistake. Carry on! ;^)
Cool posters to be honest
>>63748969
>>63749070
>>63749276
>>63749307
As much as I want to hate it, this actually looks like it might be entertaining.
>>63749635
>being this retarded
no wonder you cant use literally right
>>63749267
>will
It all comes down to the trailer really. If they can capture the spirit of the original then this may work. If its anything like McCarthy's or Feig's other projects it will be awful.
>>63749610
Fury Road was good.
This will be shit and anyone with half a brain knows it deep down.
>>63749674
>being swayed by a few simplistic posters
hello reddit
>>63749658
>>63749669
you are *literally* (not figuratively xD) too retarded to understand this. give up
>>63748969
Not gonna lie, at first glance I genuinely thought that was a gorilla.
>>63749745
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>63749746
Good, 'cause you're wrong.
Continuing would only serve to embarrass you further.
It's going to be a success and instant classic. I LITERALLY can't wait until you cucks get BTFO AGAIN
>>63749784
mannn u speak so good with youre words im just rly embarased fuckk..
just tip my fedora up family
>>63749482
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ghostbusters-budget-cut-fox-execs-78989
It was 169 million and they cut it down to 150 million haha
It's a 50 million dollar movie idea (at best)
>>63749745
what's fucking disgusting is they didn't go there because they wanted to make kids smile (even though that wouldn't fucking happen with these nobody ugly cunts), they did this because they were paid too for marketing..
there should be more blacklashfor this shit
>>63749801
go talk to normies, there is no hype for this unlike Star Wars
>>63749813
>going full retard
>>63748969
Why does the proton pack need a radar?
>>63749845
It's not really being marketed though, once the Star Wars hype easies down this will probably take its place
>>63749855
p good meme 2bh :P
>>63748969
>Not 'who you finna try'
The fat chick is alright in my book after Spy, I genuinely liked that
It's the niggress and the tumblr cunt that bother me
>>63749070
That looks like an assault rifle
nb4 schools ban Ghostbuster shirt with "assault" proto packs on them.
>>63749437
THICK
>>63749725
>Fury Road was good
>>63749822
>150 million
The absolute madmen!
>>63749725
>Fury Road was good.
When will this meme end?
>>63749204
I commented about how people shit on all reboots but if you don't like this reboot you're a sexist, let's see how long it takes to get banned
>Le visage de ma grenouille quand Ghostbusters will literally be a hit and you cuckweenies will have to be put on an official suicide watch for getting BTFO twice in a row
Seriously is /tv/ ever right?
>>63749453
there is no such thing as bad publicity
>>63749855
the irony
>>63749893
She looks more like eccentric 80s nerd than tumblr cunt to me
>>63749970
>>63749883
>notice me senpai!
stop
>>63749276
I want to fuck this bitch so bad
>>63749999
Not even your quads will turn her straight.
>>63749955
>Fury Road was bad
When will this meme end?
>>63749987
www.reddit.com/r/movies
bye
>>63748969
>Still selling LEGO figures with the proper cast
>Not female shit version yet
top kek is nigger star wars figure all over again
Why doesnt this movie have some kind of sub title? Just calling it Ghostbusters directly implies its the same as before but its an original story with different people.
>Kate McKinnon
Genuinely funny, the best cast member on current SNL
>Kristen Wiig
Can occasionally be funny with the right material
>Leslie Jones
Plays literally the same character in every SNL sketch. Funny on occasion, but her act gets tired and repetitive quickly
>Melissa McCarthy
One of the least funny actresses Ive ever seen. Not sure if I've ever laughed at any movie or scene she was in. Just awful.
>Paul Feig
Some of his tv work is solid, most of his feature film work ranges from overrated to shit
I have little to no faith in this
>>63750061
go watch benny hill if you want fucking comedy movies
mad max starring an even faggier bane, seriously?
>>63749194
top kek, mademechuckle/10
>>63750064
cool
>>63749658
who the fuck is the black guy
>>63749307
>>63749276
>>63749070
>>63748969
I don't care what anyone says, these posters are actually giving me "WHO YA GONNA CALL" vibes, already reminding me of the Ghostbusters.
>>63749658
What is the story behind this?
>>63750068
>Not female shit version yet
>yet
I'm pretty sure they said they'll be making sets based on the new movie.
>>63750128
>>63749674
I wonder who's behind these posts.
>>63750092
>>Leslie Jones
>Plays literally the same character in every SNL sketch. Funny on occasion, but her act gets tired and repetitive quickly
I love how Lorne's response to all the complaints about his lack of diversity was to cast a walking stereotype.
>>63750092
DUDE ALIEN ABDUCTION SEGMENT SNL TOP POST /R/VIDEOS LMAO
DUDE SWEARING IN WEDDING MOVIE LMAO
DUDE AN ABSOLUTE UGLY GORILLA BLACK PEOPLE AMIRITE LMAO
DUDE FAT BITCH UGLY OBESITY MY SEXUAL STUFF DISGUSTING LMAO
DUDE FEMINAZI FEMINISM ROCKS DUDE COMEDY WOMEN DUDE LMAO
fuck off you mong
>>63748969
WE WUS GHOSTBUSTERS N SHIT
>>63749999
You can't, thats why you got nein,nein,nein,nein quads.
>>63749896
I heard about a kid who had a Star Wars shirt on and had to cover up a blaster at school.
>>63750188
He needed someone to take the heat off the actual token black person whom he put on news segment of the show even though he fucking sucks.
>>63750071
Ghostbusters: Who You Gonna Call
So is this the movie with Peter Dinklage as a ghost who makes people dance?
>>63749070
so not only does this obese unhealthy cunt promote laughing at ill children, she now promotes guns?
americans
It's a pretty okay poster, but feels like they are selling it like a action/adventure thing and I mean c'mon, these woman can't do action. No toys will be sell out of this.
>>63749801
shit will be as forgotten as the Friday the 13th starring Sam Winchester, the Nightmare on elm Street remake starring Rorschach, and The Thing remake/prequel starring mew
>>63749822
well it is sony who are well known for throwing money down a hole in hopes for eventually plugging it up
>>63750098Not that anon and I haven't even seen the movie, I just wanted to post this .gif. Also: I'd let Tom Hardy beat me up. N-no homo.
>>63750190
What are you trying to say?
>>63750348
He would have been great if he continued to talk in the Australian accent like he does at the start of the flick. The "my name is max" segment. He sounds Australian in that and speaks in full sentences. Then he just speaks less and the accent goes away. It ruined it for me.
Then there's the benny hill scenes every time action parts happen. It's fucking weird and stupid and terribly overused.
Nothing happens in the movie too, and immortan joe was horribly underused.
>>63749194
dude that's gross, i just finished eating lunch
>>63750351
calm down triggered boy
>>63748969
>implying niggers, especially female niggers, can operate advanced ghost-detecting technology
I could suspend my disbelief for ghosts, but not that.
DROPPED
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>>63749437
TSUJ
>>63749674
lel
>>63749300
I actually kind of like the design it's just that the movie is going to be AIDS
> inb4 muhsoginee
fuck off Paul Feig. He thinks any criticism against this shitpile makes it automatic sexism. I wouldn't even want this to exist with a male cast, just leave the fucking franchise alone.
>>63748969
Sassy
>>63749070
Badass/tough
>>63749276
intellect
>>63749307
BLAND ASS BITCH
I knew instantly that the most plane jane of all of them was gonna get the least attention
don't tell me Joss Whedon called out a cave to co-write and co produce this?
>>63750577
>just leave the fucking franchise alone.
The thing is the franchise still has good potential its just that Sony Pictures has went off the rails on getting the diversity shit in all their movies in recent years.
The comics and PS3/360 game are great
Can not wait for this to bomb.
>>63749307
I would be so pissed if my fellow actors got these badass posters, and I got this boring shit.
Her fault for looking as she does I suppose, should have bleached her hair and gotten a perm
>>63750803
it's because she isn't black, or fat, or le quirky lesbian
these are what are you have to be in 2015 to be accepted and praised at
>people thinking this could possibly flop
kek
>>63748969
This is fantastic 4-tier shit.
>>63751001
Hi Sony Exec
>>63748969
LOL
HOLY SHIT
>>63749822
>tfw the movie needs $450 million internationally to break even
>>63751001
Sony has exactly 2 movies on the horizon that has a chance of being a good box office release and both could easily go wrong, neither of which is Ghostbusters reboot
>Resident Evil: The final chapter
Not good movies by any stretch of the imagination but so many people have seen all 7 or 8 of these fuckers that alotta folks want to see how the shit finally does end
>Underworld 5
we all know the reason why for that one
WE WUZ GHOASTS N SHEEEEET
>>63749070
These posters are so American. Glorified aggression, phallic imagery (despite the equally distasteful, utterly disingenuous 'strong woman' theme). Fully retouched photo with digitally bleached teeth and absolutely no sense of humour.
Oh, and highlight the name tags to introduce the viewer to the characters.
>>63751193
It's a Paul Feig / Melissa McCarthy collaboration. It literally cannot fail. Look at how their last three films performed:
Spy - $235M Worldwide Gross / Budget of $65M
The Heat - $230M Worldwide Gross / Budget of $43M
Bridesmaids - $288M Worldwide Gross / Budget of $32.5M
And this time it's attached to the fucking GHOSTBUSTERS name. I want it to bomb as much as the next guy, but that's simply not going to happen.
cuckbusters
box office busters
how do you want your reboot senpai?
>>63751517
diversify my shit up
>>63751517
I don't want it at all.
>>63748969
nb4 Ape holds proto gun sideways
It's literally Bride's Maids with ghosts.
There's no way this is going to be good.
>>63749658
some one got do a poster with the little girl face over it
>>63751305
>budget is 150 mil
>needs three times that to "break even"
Hollywood bookeeping at its finest.
Christ sake, the desperate virgins i work with are already sharing their excitement for this. Its just some shitty teaser poster, stop defending this movie because it makes you look progressive, you fat smellos arent going to attract girls that way
>>63751450
>that lowering of revenue with increase in budget
Trends are looking bad. Fatties are going out of style in america
>>63751450
The GB name has no box office cred though. The only people who care are existing fans, and the Schism is strong there.
If it were in the MCU, OTOH, it would make a zillion bucks without trying
>>63751450
See it should have had a fifty million dollar budget. It could have been good, just go with the ghostbusters franchise idea.
The first two movies are canon, those guys sell the rights to open ghostbusters business in other cities
Kristen Wiig plays a middle aged down on her luck female (just got fired and her boyfriend left her...for another man).
She spends her life savings on buying a ghostbusters business and she has to hire three wacky employees (they are lazy and / or assholes)
Then they learn to work as a team by the end and everyone in the city loves them
Bam
Perfectly good adventure comedy for only 50 mill
>>63751853
It goes right into the producers pockets, mate.
They are figuratively riding the gravy train into the ground.
>>63751874
>Kristen Wiig plays a middle aged down on her luck female (just got fired and her boyfriend left her...for another man).
absolutely disgusting
find another motivation for starting the business and you may have got something.
>>63749822
I'm pretty sure this is an Israeli money laundering scheme because I can't believe someone thought it was a good idea to put 150 million dollars into this shit.
>>63751874
If I remember right the GB franchise idea was exactly what Dan an Harold were working toward in their script for GB3.
He the GB vidya game even set the shit up
>you play the 5th no name just hired guy
>at the end of the game Venkman states that without some major shit going down they can't afford to keep paying the new guy
>entire solution is to offer him his own branch of GB somewhere out west with the idea to maybe open em up in every city
>>63749276
I genuinely like this one. I like the look that she has and Wiig is a good comedic actress. McCarthy and the Gorilla are going to bring it down though, had it been the two skinny white woman and two other decent comedians we might be okay.
Even if it flops, media are going to center around all the controversy towards "THE BATTLE AGAINST PATRIARCHY IN MOVIES HAS TO BE YET WON"
>>63749822
>$150 million female comedy
Spy was very expensive by female comedy standards, and it cost less than half of this.
>>63749070
>>63751450
>all three of those got good reviews
>interesting trailers
>even if Ghostbusters gets more than this it might still be a flop
When Ghostbusters' budget is more than all 3 of those combined, it needs to make a different level of money.
>>63748969
Cool posters for a shit movie.
>>63751305
I hope china hates this shit.
>>63752130
I assume that's her dildo
at least name it something fucking else!
I mean, Ghostbusters: ____ subname here, not LETS REBOOT IT, NAME AND ALL, SO WHEN IGNORANT CHILDREN IN THE FUTURE SEARCH GOOGLE, THEYLL FIND THIS CRAP.
Fuck this makes me mad. Differentiate it from the original; don't fucking overwrite it and expect me to like it then, that's shitting all over the original.
>>63752161
Also no one cares about Ghostbusters, these woman are not action heroes, it won't have cool action scenes that blockbusters needs to have
>>63752206
That's a pretty average size for a dildo, bruv.
Who the fuck wants to buy a sex toy that is the same as what you can get for free?
>>63752292
I don't think he even mentioned size.
>>63748969
>"Guys what carries the Ghostbuster franchise?"
>"Quality performances from Murray and Aykr- "
>"THE PROTON PACK 'N TRAPS OF COURSE!!"
Good luck Feig
>>63751800
Yup Hollywood accounting is completely non-intuitive
>https://deadline.com/2015/11/spectre-profit-box-office-skyfall-james-bond-franchise-1201615942/
>>63750435
>benny hill scenes
Nigga are you really calling inconsistencies in footage speed 'benny hill'?
It's something that was prominent in the first Mad Max because surprise: they couldn't pull off high-speed chases with their budget. But yeah you wouldn't know that because you didn't fucking see it.
Before you call honoring such stylistic choices from past movies retarded, may I remind you that it's becoming common practice what with all these remakes/sequels on popular franchises.>mfw TFA has the cheesy scene transitions
>>63752695
You literally just said it wasn't a stylistic choice but an economic one.
get your shit straight.
Having said that, sped up footage started because camera technology was fucking shit.
That's for instance why low light fightscenes in movies like the early james bond series look fast as fuck.
>>63749070
I'm not the only one who thinks this looks like a dildo, right?
>>63752841
maybe if you could read, you wouldn't have asked this idiotic question.
>>63752841
Someone has already mentioned the phallic imagery, and someone else even used the word 'dildo'.
>>63751405
>american
You mean hollywood jews anon
>>63752841
Its a curling iron. I cant tell if thats an homage to the original (The original props were repurposed household items) or pottery.
>>63752947
Yes, especially those.
>>63752947
That's what america is now.
That's your culture.
You chose this.
Can't they have gotten cute and sexy girls instead? People at my local gym are a lot hotter than these beasts.
>>63753117
>my local gym
Hello, 9gag generation.
>>63753117
You asked for this.
>>63749335
Underrated.
>>63753167
terrifying
>>63749822
>>63749482
100mills are the shills right?
>>63751996
Women like down on their luck females who get a cool job and a better boyfriend at the end of the movie. She starts the business because she got fired from her last job
And she idolized the ghostbusters growing up (they are real people)
She's up late
Can't sleep / drunk
And the old commercial from the original movie comes on. She dials up the number
Blamo
>complete reboot
>ignoring the legacy of the original
>re-uses the same logo
>>63752028
In the original ghostbusters script that was the premise. There were several competing ghostbuster businesses
>>63753234
Yes but this doesn't make for a perfectly good adventure comedy.
it makes for perfectly good romcom vomit.
>>63748969
Can't wait for this shit to flop
What the fuck is "Real D 3D"?
>>63753240
just like the force awakens
>>63749745
>the hair on the baby
fucking lol'd
>>63749437
>>63749276
Kate mckinnon is the only half decent actress in the movie.
>>63753474
I like Kristen Wiig too
>>63753334
Just fucking it already anon
Why is this movie allowed?
>>63753474
>>63753528
hi http://www.reddit.com/r/videos
>>63749080
>>63749222
the funny thing is the guy on the left was just excommunicated by the blm groups.
>>63749437
WHOOOOOOOOO
>>63749437
That body
>tattoos to ruin it
WHYYYYY
>>63753762
Because no one cares for your shitty taste
>>63753639
SUCH A LUST FOR THICKNESS
>>63749437
I want that woman to be WHITED
>>63753789
>liking skin mutilation on perfection
You are a literal terrorist
>>63748969
>Ghostbusters are now capeshit-like badass with their badass individual posters
Man, it's like they're doing all the wrong choices. The Ghostbusters were just guys.
Still waiting for that trailer before deciding it, tho.
>>63748969
why are they literally using the same typeface from the original movie
>>63749116
sassy big black woman is one of hte best cliches.
>>63753954
thats the joke, the original ghostbusters were funny because they were just science nerds trying to make it up as they go along ..
but they wont even use that meme for this cunts cuz women stronk..
>>63749482
GHOSTBUSTERS GONE SEXUAL
>>63749745
>the hair on the baby
Fuckin kek m8
>>63749409
kek. BTFO by a tripfag.
>>63749080
came here to post this
It really annoys me that they're using the same uniforms and same vacuum cleaners as the original Ghostbusters.
The great thing about the original movie was really the first half, when they were poor and desperate and their kit was basically held together with spit and prayers. The ghostbusters uniform looked stupid and cheap and janitorial, and their ghost-catching tools were untested, dangerous, and damaging to their surroundings. The movie wasn't about the equipment, the equipment was part of (and resultant from) the story.
There are surely other ways to catch ghosts. Having them work out and scrape together their own way forward based on their own unique attributes and team dynamic would be a great way to make another movie with a new cast. Instead, it looks like they're just going to be introduced with the kit pre-made so they can get on with wacky zany ghost hijinks, even though that was the weakest part of the original.
I know a lot of movies do this, but I hate it every single time.
>>63754624
>It really annoys me that they're using the same uniforms and same vacuum cleaners as the original Ghostbusters.
Protip: They don't.
>>63753279
fuck you, what suggestions do you have. Or are you just going to put down everything you don't like
>>63754653
It's too similar for my tastes, and that's what I mean.
>>63748969
I sincerely thought that was King Kong holding a building then thought it was King Kong holding a phonebooth then realized it was a Ghostbusters poster.
>>63754654
>he thinks it fucking matters
>>63749194
>>63748969
Weightwatchers
>>63749437
I can literally hear tribal drums looking at this female. She is the reincarnation of a prehistoric fertility goddess and she demands my seed
>>63753279
See that way you get half the movie being regular females talking. You'll only need expensive special effects towards the end (when they get their stuff together and become a real team of ghostbusters)
>>63749116
How about the lead in How to Get Away with Murder?
>>63755964
Nigga what? Annelise is sassy as fuck, just check every single court scene
Even the black virgin bitch is sassying shit
>>63748969
Is that the new poster for King King?
>>63749658
look how embarrassed wiig looks
>>63749745
I'm fucking crying, here.
>>63749175
The Heat was actually good though.
Well the villain ghost is kind of spooky desu
>>63749401
>Wiig
>saving anything
Surely you jest?
>>63749745
It must be night-time in Nigeria.
>>63753172
She's cute.That better not be a tranny.
>>63756603
what is that, some kind of a manifestation of patriarchy?
>>63757311
You've been here too long.
>>63749482
Bombing GONE WRONG (Gone sexual)
>>63749124
No way. It'll be a remix featuring Missy Elliot, Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande. And it will play every 4 minutes on top 40 radio
>>63748969
>tfw you'll have to avoid /tv/ for a few days before release so you don't get spoiled
Literally the most hyped movie ever incoming tbhfam. It will have been 27 years since the last Ghostbusters movie when this gets released whereas it has only been 10 years since the last Star Wars.
>>63749866
Because Feig doesn't know about PKE Meters.
Cannot wait for all the articles online post flop about how all the sexist man-children allow the movie to fail due to their misogyny.
>>63749822
>>63749482
>>63749401
Original budget:
>30 million
Adjusted for inflation:
>$68,528,200.19
It's more than twice as expensive as the original.
And the original only made
>$295.2 million
Adjusted for inflation:
>$673,860,635.23
>>63758715
>It'll be a remix featuring Missy Elliot, Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande
That's sound p great doe
>>63754647
>captain phasma profile pic
POETRY
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>>63748969
>silverback nigress busts in with some weird computer
>who you gunna call?
probably the police.
