/tv/ stop being edgy contrarian fucks like you always are when something doesn't go your way.
The movie is great and superior to Return of the Jedi.
agreed!!!
critics are GOAT
>this thread again
shills getting banned when?
>>63746875
>superior to Return of the Jedi.
Good joke
>>63746875
>All those paid reviews for a rehash of Episode IV
Have any of you actually read the reviews?? They all pretty much say the same thing but still give it a 4-5/5, 9-10/10
are they actually scared of disney?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f38h-oSERw
>>63746875
Fuck this garbage movie
>>63746875
fuck off with your vegetables gramp
everyone knows metacritic is place for reviews in 2015
>>63746875
Critics are literally unshillable.
Stop being edgy contrarian virgin neckbeards and consume.
I'm so happy Nolan wasn't hired by Disney to take over star wars
These reviews are a joke, literally just nerds geeking out and gurgling Star Wars balls. The movie is objectively mediocre
>>63746875
it's a fascmile, i'll give it that
>>63746895
Boyhood is also a fantastic film.
>>63746895
memes aside. I really didn't like Boyhood. It felt like they were trying to go for some 50's American Pie nostalgia, but in a time period where someone pooped in the pie.
And also the lack of subtlety in the drunk stepdad and Mexican kid going to school subplots.
>>63746951
Those critics work for Disney, one way or another.
One reviewer certainly has it right, I'll glib you that
>>63746875
>superior to Return of the Jedi.
I'll concede that. At least this movie didn't spend half the time with giant teddie bears fucking around.
>"WHY AREN'T YOU CONFORMING TO THE NORM, ANON. EVERYBODY ELSE LIKES IT, SO SHOULD YOU"
5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 7 > 1 > 2
>>63746875
>rotten tomatoes
Top kek
>>63748019
What's better in 3 than 7?
Characters, dialogue and direction are still awful in 3.
>>63747785
>Le "muh ewok ruined it all" meme
>>63747062
Why? He of all people could probably do something interesting with the Force instead of just presenting it as le invisible space magic
EVERYBODY HATES IT GUYS WHAT A DISASTER!!!! /POL/ WAS RIGHT AGAIN!
>>63746875
Please stop trying to defend this glib facsimile
Im no /tv/ contrarian and I have no problems admiting Im SW nerd manchild and I own most of SW vidya and multiple editions of SW movies, but I didnt like FA very much.
I actually just got back home from seeing it and I feel a bit sad.
>>63748825
>IF YOU DON'T LIKE STAR WARS YOU ARE A RACIST BIGOT AND A NAZI
Lmao.
