https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_Ojd0yHeU
>>63746743
70s Kids were into being real cliquey. Like you either watched sports and worked on cars or you watched nerd shit. Changed in the 80s with VHS and everyone growing up watched Star Wars at some point
>>63746771
Doesn't make you any less of a manchild
>>63746791
I'm sure hanging out on anime imageboards is a real sign of maturity.
>>63746862
butthurt manchild detected
>>63746743
Honestly, I feel like him
Never saw Star Wars, only saw the prequels once a long time ago but never cared about it
>>63746743
Based Bill does it again
>>63746743
Yeah. But Im a manchild so I dont give a fuck.
>Why? Why is this important?
Based Billy
He's right, but it should be noted that Bill Burr's "comedy" is for manchildren as well.
>>63746743
The marketing is so strong a late night show can never do this again. Even Conan has a fucking deathstar on his set
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CzbXA53I24
I wish we as a society would start shunning nerds again. This Star Wars shit is pathetic.
shit dick van dyke is looking terrible
>>63747022
Are you an aging woman?
>sits around being edgy for a living
>not a manchild
Ok Bill
>>63747052
I would love for nerds to start getting bullied again
>>63746743
It's JUST as I expected, this rehash it's nothing but a glib facsimile. Anime is much better
>ywn grow in the 60s and listen to dadrock while driving your gran Torino and having a BJ from your gf
>>63747084
yeah but he makes millions doing it
you do it for free
>>63746771
This is true for everything OUTSIDE of Star Wars. Fucking everyone other than Bill saw it even if it was nerd shit, that's why it and JAWS were the first real blockbusters.
BASED BILL
>>63746743
oh, it's brutal
>>63746887
>Uses basic "I know you are, but what am I" response
Oh yeah, how wrong I was.
>>63747190
This
adjusted for inflation, Star Wars made $1.5 billion in the US.
Jurassic World for comparison, made $650 million in the US.
Made more twice as much money in real terms, and the population was only about 68% of what it is today
Star Wars was THE thing in 1977
>>63747295
welcome to /tv/, reddit
>>63746743
>a 3rd rate comedian who clearly has lukemia and alcohol poisoning says something shocking for laughs!
>>63747347
>Produced on a budget of $35 million in 2015 dollars
>Written and Directed by a literally who
>Starring literally who's
>Completely new IP
>No massive marketing campaign
>Made $1.5 billion domestically in 2015 dollars
>Completely revolutionized the film industry and changed how society as a whole treats the film industry
Will we ever see something like it again?
>>63747441
>saying you dislike star wars is now shocking
holy shit fuck off, reddit
AHH HERE WE GO AGAIN
BO DOO POO
>>63747441
stop being so mad you autist
HEY so ahhh, this whole internet thing has got me really stressed out. I go on the internet, and there's these FUCKIN'... I don't even know how to describe 'em. They call each other NECKBEARDS, ha ha, that's how fuckin' pathetic these people are.
But they fuckin stress me out man, cos when I'm like, tryin' to talk about some shit, you know in like a forum or whatever, these CUNTS, these fuckin ANIMALS are THERE, TYPIN AWAY, OH it's brutal.
I can take abuse, y'know, I mean look at me. Look at my red, ginger fuckin face and tell me I can't take some shit. But when RETARDS, FUCKIN... ARRGH! Some stupid CUNT is just like, he's sayin' "implying you're not a newfag," THAT'S WHAT HE SAID TO ME! IS THAT EVEN ENGLISH? And this fuckin NERD even made his, all his text go green like he's some fuckin computer hacker! I was scared he was gonna hack ME! and MY SHIT!
All I wanted to do was talk about my Breaking Bad shit on the internet. PLEB! THAT'S IT, That's what they called me, fuckin' PLEB! THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
>>63747084
go back to rettid
>>63747441
Manchild detected
>>63747084
>flies a helicopter
>played drums for slash
>multi-million dollar career
>successful marriage
>internationally famous
What are you doing that's so grown up? Oh that's right, you're consuming memes on a cantonese origami forum on the internet. You're clearly the daddy.
>>63747022
Nobody cares that his comedy is supposedly for you
>>63747347
is that counting the re-releases?
lots of nerds saw it 20 times and it was in theaters longer as well, not that their money doesn't count
>>63747022
It should be noted that 4chan is for manchildren as well.
You are obviously too grown up for this site and should leave immediately for a more sensible website like Reddit.
>>63747765
don't forget baking pie crusts and helping you learn how as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoWCMzHWlRk
>>63747765
Jesus Bill no need to be a cunt
>>63746743
He's got a point.
>>63747459
Lucas made thx and the Academy Award lovechild American Graffiti. Far from literally who
>>63747765
don't forget he has people defending him on the internet for reasons unknown
>>63747441
>it's shocking to say that Star Wars is for kids
Says a lot about your mental development.
>>63747852
GET A LOAD OF OLD BILLY TWINKLETOES OVAH THEYAH! YOU MAKIN DESSERT FOR THE BOYS, BILL? YOU GOT YOUR APRON TIED UP NICE AN TIGHT? WHAT A FAAAAG!
>>63747859
Nicely Memed.
>>63747891
>why do fans defend the things they like?
Is it me or did ole Redtits mellow down lately?
Check out his old stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pZPuldwp9I
>>63747459
It was also an independent movie
THE LOVELY
bill is a manchild himself
>>63746887
You are an idiot
>>63748350
Looks like someone actually likes Star Wars while pretending to be old enough to post on 4chan.
>>63748242
JUST BROOTAL
>manchild calling other manchildren manchildren
well he's right the people who watched the original trilogy are all sweaty fat old men now
>>63747022
Something tells me you are a Dane Cook fan
>>63747123
*fascimile
>>63748454
*glib facsimile
>>63748544
*flib gascimile
I just came back from the grocery store and on my way I turned on NPR. Some faggot with a lisp came on and was praising the new star wars movie, he said "it's so refreshingly, brilliantly unoriginal that it's almost mysitcal."
I'd say manchild is pretty apt.
>making fun of my laser swords in space
But muh cultural phenomenon
>>63748350
This
>grown man triggered by food
>>63747459
>stolen almost everything cinematography-wise from flash gordon
>story some mishmash of samurai and cowboy trash
All sw movies are shit
>>63748001
>defending star wars is for manchildren!!
>defending a multi millionaire that doesn't even acknowledge my existence isn't
sure thing bud, don't forget to call me an autist again
>>63746743
Anybody got a link to the full interview?
Also, who here excited for F is for Family?
I mean I watch fucking cartoons but he's not wrong. It's alright to enjoy it if that's what you're into but to get all dressed up and hopping up and down like a child while watching the trailer is just immature and shows no ability for self control.
>>63748791
Both is for autists, you dummy
>>63746743
It's kind of funny he's saying this with his CARTOON sitcom coming out and all...
OL BILLY REDFACE IS AT IT AGAIN
![o-164231578-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DbM2cZY.jpg "o-164231578-facebook[1].jpg")
Holy shit how do you get from this to that >>63746743 ?
>>63747469
ME UNDIES, ME UNDIES
>>63748791
>VWOO LOOK AT MY LAZER SWORD VWOO
>GRAOWWWW I'M A WOOKIE
>*deep breathing* I AM YOUR FATHER
>grow up m8, you're 18+ years old for fuck's sake
>NO YOU GROW UP!
That's literally you.
>>63747025
Fucking died when the girl said "pretty much"
>This is like a chessy self-help book put in outer space with muppets
BASED
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>>63747084
/thread
He is a good stand up. But let's not pretend he isn't manchild-tier
i watched episode 4, half of 5 and nothing else. i remember 1-3 getting lukewarm reviews. i don't understand the hype and can't wait for it to end
>>63747459
>budget 35 million
>good special effects and shot on location
Honestly , what do they spend money on now in movies ? Is it just tax evasion ? (They inflate the budget so they can claim a loss and not pay taxes)
>>63746743
I'm a manchild and I like Star Wars, so what's your point?
MANCHILDREN BTFO
BILL HAS DONE IT AGAIN
>>63746743
>Star Wars is for manchildren
>Says the guy who spends most of his week watching football
Not saying he's wrong, but this is a pretty clear pot/kettle situation. If you told Bill his handegg games don't matter, he'd probably get indignant and defensive. He retreats into football so he doesn't have to confront his negroid feminist wife or deal with real problems.
thank you based bill
>>63747459
How did Lucas manage to get John Williams on board? At the time he had already been nominated 11 times at the oscars, and won a few times.
>>63747025
Haha this is great.
>>63749527
But he doesn't care about it, he just retreats to it sometimes. People literally sleeping on the street for a chance to be the first to watch Star Wars is quite different.
>>63747084
Making pie crusts and telling jokes. Real edgy stuff you know.
>>63749527
Damn, Bill is a sad shell of himself. Does he still give advices? Cause that would be pathetic.
>>63749603
He said he watches five football games a week to get away from his wife so he can have "man time" or whatever he calls it. That's way more autistic then watching a space laser funtime movie.
I liked the original trilogy when i was a kid, but the prequels just killed it for me, at just 10 years old. Now i have zero interest in the franchise, even if the new one is as good as the originals.
>>63749662
The retreating isn't autistic. Everyone does it. Some watching films, some watching sports, others go fishing, etc. The autistic thing is giving it an importance it doesn't have. Think of followers of Twilight or One Direction. The same thing applies to Star Wars. But the followers of those other things are little or teenage girls. The followers of Star Wars are 30+ men. It's just pathetic.
>>63749858
Agreed, and what's more pathetic is giving that importance to millionaires kicking a ball.
>>63749527
>If you told Bill his handegg games don't matter, he'd probably get indignant and defensive.
Nah, he happily admits that it's as meaningless as his wife's reality TV shows.
bump against star wars spam
>>63746743
Accurate
Techincally its for children
The manchild argument on 4chan has always been moot. This is a forum for discussing Japanese children's cartoons with oh so funny pictures of frogs and CIA agents. No one on here is "mature" but then who in the world is? What is being mature? Paying your taxes and contributing to society?
>>63746743
literally the greatest comedian alive right now
>le approximately 2 and a half minute rant on subject man
I don't really think Bill Burr is funny desu
how can one man be so based?
>>63750523
you must be yuropoor
>>63750523
hit a soft spot, nerd? :^)
>>63750466
The trick is, you use the argument against people who haven't realized that yet pham.
Most people here are just bandwagoning.
Older folks love it because star wars was their childhood and that's completely understandable.
But the faggots on the internet that use forums and shit like /tv/? Get real, you're all 20-30 at the very most. And that's being generous because 4chan and the internet in general is full of underageb&. You "like" star wars because you were told to, because everyone else does, just like everything that is insanely popular.
Are the biggest Star Wars fans neets or wakgecucks?
>>63750919
No, think about it. The remastered editions were released just in time so most of these faggots could see it when they were kids. Say what you want about Lucas and his autism, but he had a shot in the chamber for each generation. 70s release, 80s rereleases, 90s remastered, 00s prequels, 10s Disney.
Still this doesn't mean that most of the faggots who were hyped for it this time around didn't fall for the marketing and just jumped on a bandwaggon.
>>63746771
>everyone growing up watched Star Wars at some point
nope
>>63750919
>Older folks love it because star wars was their childhood and that's completely understandable.
It's completely understandable.. if you're a manchild!
If Star Wars was "your childhood" then you didn't have much of a childhood. Your childhood was a movie created to sell merchandise? Pretty pathetic desu.
All these manchild nerd tears; delicious.
>>63747025
jej
>Manchild goobergator tears
>>63751649
>Calling someone a manchild on 4chan
Pretty redundant don't you think?
>>63750919
I'm 26 and I grew up watching the star wars VHS tapes
There is nothing wrong with being a little bit of a manchild. At least it beats being a cynical fedora-man whose hobbies consist of sitting and sipping wine.
>>63748452
It's funny because Bill Burr has stated several times that he thinks Dane Cook is a great comedian
>>63752420
>sitting and sipping wine
>not dipping
You have much to learn, my manchild.
>>63752590
proofs?
I actually agree with him, SW is not good. All my life all I have heard is how amazing the original three Star Wars films are. I've had people literally call me a dumb cunt for not having seen them. I've had people threaten me with physical violence if I don't watch it immediately.
So finally, I fucking download A New Hope and expect to be blown away by a beautiful, well-written sci-fi fantasy epic, and what do I get? A terribly written, terribly edited, terrible acted, terribly paced kids film. I felt like I was watching a really boring episode of Red Dwarf, but Red Dwarf felt like it had a higher budget. I'm sure if I'd seen it 15-20 years ago, I might have really liked it, but come on, as an adult you can't think this is a good piece of cinema.
>implying bill burr is funny
>>63750466
I agree, my uncle raises kids and works hard but still laughs at stupid stuff, I wouldn't be surprised if he was on 4chan when he was younger or even today but just because you have a childish sense of humour or dress up in costumes for Star Wars is really just having fun, a lot of people are mature most of the time and just want to have fun, who cares what people do, why are /tv/ so judgemental?
