First Star Wars movie with Luke Skywalker and Han Solo in over 30 years.They kill Han Solo off without the two characters having so much as a ten second reunion scene.
ARE YOU FUCKING GODDAMN KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW
Han isn't dead. Hes gonna land on a big pile of garbage and have to escape right before being incinerated kinda like Wall-E
>>63744157
its my movie now, gentile.
Look at my face. This is my face when I made the white girl kiss the monkey.
Enjoy your programming, filthy goy.
It's pottery
>>63744227
If I could kill just one person on this planet, it would be him.
>>63744227
>>63744211
He is 100% dead.
Ford only agreed to appear if they killed off his character.
He already wanted Han to die in episode 5, he begged Lucas for it.
PART TIME
>>63744157
It gets worse, did you see the video of his death? He falls to infinity like fucking Windu
>>63744254
Why?
>>63744275
Sauce? How is it a spoiler that Han died if it's public knowledge that ford's contract guranteed his death?
>>63744325
Wait... So is there any chance he's actually alive?
>>63744275
Han will be back as a CGI cyborg.
>>63744254
Seems like you need to get your priorities sorted, pal
First Order will capture Han's remains and turn him into some cyborg bounty hunter
>>63744448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvrAAD8tRw8&t=7m22s
get ready for true poetry anon
No way they are going to pay them for every following movie. They are just there so old fans go see them and stick around for the sequels.
>>63744447
anon's probably just guessing, but it's a safe bet considering how long he's wanted out for and the fact he's been said to have helped write the movie
>>63744448
No, the whole base explodes.
>>63744448
more like they didn't want to have to fit in a funeral scene so just instantly disposed of the body
>>63744518reminder han didnt believe in the force so he doesnt force ghost and goes to hell.
He'll probably be back as a hologram/flashback/vision but yeah he's dead dead
>>63744592
>Han goes to hell
But I thought the Star Wars universe WAS hell? Unless real hell for Star Wars characters is being stuck in a limbo like convention having to answer fan questions 24/7 for all of eternity.
>>63744157
To summarise:
The old cast is back but they never meet
Han and Leia aren't together
Luke is isolated in the middle of nowhere
The empire is still around despite the rebellion
There is a red lightsaber weilding bad guy again even though they were all killed off in episode six
Bravo Disney, you successfully reversed everything and went back to ANH times. This isn't a sequel to ROTJ so much as ANH set with old Han, Luke, and Leia.
>>63744827
no the devil is actually in star wars.
when i say goto hell i mean the sith homeworld or something.
>implying they won't have a reunion through the Force
>Luke experiences a crisis of faith that now Han must guide him through
>>63744863
>Han and Leia aren't together
it's left ambiguous but I think the implication is they were together but they parted ways out of shame/coping mechanism when kylo turned bad
>>63744955
They also weren't together in ANH. Poetry.
>>63744955
Yes, losing a child often does that to a couple.
Also their relationship always was that passionate type that can bring to breaking up
>>63745002
it's a pretty weak pot - they still clearly care for each other, it's not like they broke up, they just kind of ran away to separate holes
>>63745028
They saw they liked doing different shit, had a very tumultuos relationship and kylo ren was the final nail in the coffin
I think it's obvious at this point than Han Solo will return as a Force ghost
>How? He is not even a Jedi!
Yes, but muh nostalgia
>What is he going to do as a Force ghost?
Don't know, don't care
>>63744863
Leia hugs Han in the trailers. So two of them meet. Luke never sees any of the old cast.
>>63744863
>The empire is still around despite the rebellion
It isn't. The First Order is a radical military junta on the outskirts of the Galaxy, and likewise, there's no rebellion, there's Resistance - a military group funded by the New Republic and dedicated to destroying the First Order
>There is a red lightsaber weilding bad guy again even though they were all killed off in episode six
Kylo Ren is NOT a Sith, you pathetic asshat. The Sith are dead, but there are other adherents of the dark side, an Kylo is just an edgy Vader fanboy
Geez, aren't you a retarded one.
ya no reunion was a huge fuck you to lucas and the fans
disney and jj can diaf for ruining star wars canon
is han solo a jedi ghost now?
>>63746081
no hes a filthy heathen.
asiafag here, just got back from the theatre
not a starwars fan per se, but watched it with bros since there was so much hype
this movie was complete horse cock.
>all these 9/10 ratings
all of my what.jpg
- stilted dialogue and acting
- masturbatory story full of mary sue moments
-destruction of death star planet
looked like it came straight from some half assed fanfic
- weak antagonist, none of the characters really felt they were in danger
- lots of loose ends with no explanation of why and how
- harrison ford looks really, really tired of this nonsense
the special effects were good but fuck man , I expected better
>>63746048
sith is literally just a word for a dark side user of the force
>>63746386
No it is not. Sith is the name of an ancient race of dark side users who were conquered by a group of several fallen Jedi. The Sith order is descended from these Jedi.
There are other groups of dark side force users, Prophets of the Dark Side, Nightsisters, tons of independent, non-Sith Dark Jedi, ect.
>>63746484
>this is what jedi revisionists actually believe
>>63744518
>First Order will capture Han's remains
What? His fucking ashes?
>>63744275
He was supposed to die early in ROTJ but George pulled out "it's a kids movie" to the writers
>>63746509
only in the EU now isn't it?
>>63744275
He is such a grumpy cunt
I mean he fucking hates Blade Runner, and to me that's easily his finest work. he even refuses to talk about it interviews
Damn Grinch
It's JUST what I expected, this rehash is nothing but a glib facsimile.
>>63746048
>It isn't. The First Order is a radical military junta on the outskirts of the Galaxy, and likewise, there's no rebellion, there's Resistance - a military group funded by the New Republic and dedicated to destroying the First Order
You have to be a retard of the highest order to not see that that the first order is just a rehash of the empire just like jakku is just a rehash of tatooine, and starkiller base is just a rehash of the death star. This whole movie is a pale imitation of the originals. A few name changes doesn't change that. If you weren't retarded you'd get the point.
> Kylo Ren is NOT a Sith, you pathetic asshat. The Sith are dead, but there are other adherents of the dark side, an Kylo is just an edgy Vader fanboy
Where did I say sith in that statement you retarded piece of shit? I said 'red lightsaber weilding bad guy' that could refer to either a sith or an imitation of them.
>>63746484
>muh fanfiction
They EXPLICITLY tell you what sith are in the movies, are you fucking retarded? Do you have any CANON sources on your bullshit claims? Hmmmmmmmmmm? I didn't think so
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