ITT we piece try to piece together the plot of TFA from what we know.
What does /tv/ know about the movie so far?
>>63721519
everything?
luke is han solos dad and han kills leah
>>63721519
there's bestiality in it.
>>63721519
I love the part where it tried something new and original to set it apart from the original series.
>needing to know the plot when you can just watch it in theaters already.
>>63721537
Do we see any hot chickstaking facials?
>>63721519
Dude, some of us already saw it. I literally just came back from the cinema.
>>63721585
I know nothing about the new movie. Is this for real? I'm lmaoing at your movie JJ
>>63721670
how is this possible, it doesn't come out until Friday?
>>63721736
>implying Murica is the only country in the world
>>63721736
in some countries it's already out. I just came back from the cinema too.
>>63721740
Stop. You're spamming this too much and it is killing it.
If you want it to work you need to be patient, young /b/tard.
Watch and wait for the opportune moments, don't simply come into the thread and ctrl-v into the post box immediately.
Seen it. It's pretty good. /tv/'s meems are weak.
>>63721585
>>63721736
Clapistan isn't the only country in the world anon.
It was too much a retread of A New Hope, but still pretty enjoyable.
desert -> ship -> desert -> escape with falcon -> meeting han on his new ship -> going to meet the orange yoda on a forest planet -> flashbacks with lightsaber -> empire attacks and takes rey -> rescue mission and attack on death star -> kylo kills han -> lightsaber duel -> luke scene -> the end
>>63721740
Nice pasta
>>63721585
We truly live in a pathetic time.
