I've got a ton of hipster faggot friends that have never mentioned star wars in their lives, until now. What are some basic trivia questions I could ask that any casual fan should know? So I can call them on their shit?
what is the name of the only other member of yoda's species featured in the films?
>>63715879
Who is the leader of the Rebel Alliance.
What planet does Leia come from?
What is Obi Wan Kenobi's nickname?
What planet do the Empire attack in Episode V?
>>63715904
Fuck man, that is good. What's the answer?
>>63715879
if you have never seen or mentioned star wars in your entire life, you must be under 12.
ffs
>>63716009
Yaddle
>>63716009
Yaddle. She was in Episode 1 but died between Episode 1 and Episode 2.
which two books did George Lucas rip off, glue together to create Star Wars?
Who shot first? xD
>>63715879
Who shot first, Han or Greedo?
>>63715879
Watch the movies and browse Wookiepedia yourself you poser faggot, you're no better than your friends for thism
>>63716092
dammit carlos
>>63716023
You know what I mean aspie
>>63715879
Who altered the deal and who should pray that they do not alter the deal further?
>>63715879
Why is spinning such a good trick?
>>63716092
Right i'm not coming here till i've seen it now
>>63715879
How fast could the Millennium Falcon make the Kessel run?
>>63715904
Yaddle?
>>63715879
What the fuck do you care?
>>63716092
give some more spoilers senpai i dont give a fuck about star wars
What han solo said to princec before he got btfo?
Who killed boba fets father and how?
Easy question and little harder but if these fails they are just pretending.
>>63715879
being a fan of Star Wars is like being a fan of pegging. you should just verbally abuse them whenever they bring up the subject of Star Wars and point out that they are mindless drones following advertizing.
>>63715879
What's the name of Vader's command ship and who were its admirals?
What's the name of the stoeln imperial shuttle the rebels use to get to Endor?
>>63716282
Too specific to prove anything. I've seen Jedi a ton of times and can't remember the answer to the second question.
>>63716316
pleb
Executor, Ozzel and Piett
Tydirium
>>63715879
>Who was IG-88?
>What model of a ship was the Millenium Falcon?
>Where was the rebel base in Episode 5?
>Same but in 4?
>What was the name of the clone commander under General Kenobi?
>What are Order 66 Cookies?
>Where did Freedon Nadd set up shop? Where is his tomb located?
>What planet did the Sith originate from in Legends?
>What other planet is attributed to them?
>What was the Star Forge?
>What planet did the Jedi traditionally get their crystals from?
>What was the name of the droid that Owen Lars almost bought? What did Luke think was wrong with it?
>What was Anakin's padawan's name?
>What planet was Xanatos trying to take control of?
>Which war did Darth Sion fight in first?
>What planet was Ulic Qel-Droma exiled to?
>What race are Neimoidians offshoot from?
>What were the Taung?
>What species did the goa'uld first take as hosts?
>Did you kill Juhani anyways?
>>63715879
Name of the first ship that appears in ANH and his captain?
>>63716316
Tydirium.
>>63716009
>>63715879
You obviously don't know shit about the movies OP
>>63716351
I can't answer any of these
probably because im not a virgin anymore
My only guess for rebel base is Hoth
>>63716065
Fuck, I know Dune's one of them...
>>63716421
Hipster faggot, if you can answer 1/3 of these you've probably seen the movies and/or at least played a couple of the games. Like only two or three are super-obscure, an actual fan could likely answer most of these offhand.
>>63716351
Most of these aren't from the movies so they don't work.
>>63716145
Because it gives you the high groundfrom a certain point of view
>>63716473
I've seen all the movies
I only watched the prequels once and KOTOR is trash
Why are you people abiding this faggot? Google exists and /tv/ isn't Yahoo Answers, go let this anon be a redditor elsewhere on the internet.
Fuck off OP.
I swear you're like this "friend" I know who is consistently trying to shut everyone down for not being 100% dedicated to something. Just let plebs have fun
If i had to stop all those troll whiners about how episode 7 is dissapointing. The SW Ring theory may stop it. http://www.starwarsringtheory.com/
Now think about that. Did episode 7 and the ring theory connect together?
>>63716473
I have seen all of the movies and played all the first 2 Battlefront games and I can answer literally none of these. We are not all of us faggots obsessed with children's movies to the point that we treat them seriously and can answer factual questions about the glib globs and bleep bloops that inhabit the universe.
>>63716608
>KOTOR is trash
Say that to my face faggot and not online
>>63716351
>including EU fan fiction
>>63715879
not a trivia but simply ask them who is Wedge and in which movie you can see him
>>63716835
Wedge is the skinny guy in FF8
You can see him in the first disc
>>63715879
I have some hipster friends who are the same way, but they've been at least marathoning the movies before Episode 7 came out.
Shit's still annoying though.
>>63716669
Fuck that. The only reason I'm doing this is because I work at a hipster bar and I'm sick of people like OMG YOU DONY WANNA SEE THR NEW STAR WARS? ITS TOTS THR BEST MOVIES EVER I H8 JAR JAR BINKS11! :D
>>63716953
Even if you marathon those movies there's a lot you can't soak up unless your an actual fan
>Calling people out for liking shit you don't like either
You sound like the hipster faggot in this situation. Let plebs enjoy their shit. I doubt those people are your friends at all anyway. They probably just tolerate you.
>>63716916
>>63717090
>They probably just tolerate you.
Why do I get the feeling that this is the case for the majority of /tv/?
>>63716669
Fuck you. It's that kind of thinking that's led to the casualization of so many things over time.
"I bet he doesn't even know the difference between the Republic and the droids!"
Overheard this today but isn't one literally a faction and the other fucking robots? Why do hipsters flock this series?
>>63715879
Who's stronger, Anakin or Darth Vader?
>>63717267
Another faggot that's only "tolerated" by the people around him.
>>63717305
Don't project too hard now.
>>63717426
Don't get triggered too hard now.
>>63717039
>I work at a hipster bar
Thats your own problem moron
NO ONE SPOONFEED THIS FAGGOT
>>63716140
>Darth Vader : The nigger
am I right?
>>63715879
What race is Boba Fett?
What is the home planet of the Hutts?
>>63717660
Please, actual star wars fans like to share their trivia. I'm not a fan anyway, I've only seen the big 3 once as a kid. I'm not going to pretend to be nerdy to impress feminist cunts. The kids need to be called out.
>>63716170
12 parsecs mah nigga
What was Luke's original last name?
What's the name of the smuggling run Han boasts the Millennium Falcon made in ANH?
Who is the only non Jedi character to use a lightsaber in both trilogies?
>>63717626
Pretender detected
>>63716229
I know.
Bad Mothefucker cut his head off with his grape lightsaber.
What does nerfherder mean
>>63718504
Someone who puts foam toys in a pen.
>>63716351
only the first 6 questions are relevant, the rest are from video games
>>63718225
Lol
>>63718057
Han in ESB ?
>>63716351
>What species did the goa'uld first take as hosts?
>>63716682
If the ring theory was Lucas' plan then obviously not because he said Disney weren't interested in his ideas.
>>63716351
>Prequel and EU shit
