Down to 95%. This time tomorrow it'll be in the 70s, mark my words.
It won't drop lower than 87% at this point, the real question is whether it'll stay over 8.0
Have you actually read the reviews instead of just looking at the score to get upreplies? if this was any other movie it would already be in the 60s
Disney won't allow it.
FRIENDLY REMINDER to downvote the movie into oblivion on all major review sites. spread this!
>>63715271
Sure thing buddy
>>63715562
this. could we get something going guys? the butthurt could be hilarious
THE GLIB FACSIMILIZES
>>63715271
Here's the thing, movies like There Will Be Blood, which is practically a perfect 10/10 movie that will be studied for years to come aren't exciting. To someone who doesn't care about movies, they don't care about cinematography and all that jazz. When I want to see a great movie, I watch it by myself in my house so I can digest it at my speed. When I want to see a big action movie, I want to see it on the big screen with a group of my friends. That's all there is to it, the majority of movie goers don't care who the director, writer, cinematographer, are. For more serious people about film, then of course they care. But that's the minority
All art is like this, people who aren't interested in the fine details won't pay to see it. I'm going Day 1 to Star Wars because it was a huge part of my childhood and it's going to be a good film from a great action director with actors who have already proven themselves. Also: it's Star Wars. Light sabers alone are worth the price of admission, there's nothing wrong with that.
>implying it will go below 95%
Meanwhile, back at Disney headquarters
>>63715756
>Meanwhile, back at Disney headquarters
>>63715659
well /v/ did it with fallout 4 and flagged it like hell now lots of people hate that game and it lost all the awards
many people will follow the majority opinion to fit in this is fact, if TFA was flagged down it could easily influence people, but it would be difficult as there are a lot of fanboys and i don't think /tv/ is coordinated enough to actually get something going
About 350 votes final
Will get a bit lower
>>63715715
What about going to see a Tarantino movie or a Bravo Nolan movie? I'm pretty sure brand name directors bring audiences into the theaters, anon.
>>63715941
To destroy The Force Awakens is a power only one has achieved, but if we work together, I know we can discover the secret..
>>63715715
>I'm going Day 1 to Star Wars because it was a huge part of my childhood and it's going to be a good film from a great action director with actors who have already proven themselves. Also: it's Star Wars. Light sabers alone are worth the price of admission, there's nothing wrong with that.
I sense an unusual amount of Reddit here
>>63715941
/v/ did it?
Thank fuck, all may not be lost yet.
>>63715941
>follow the example of /v/
Back to cripplechan and reddit you go my friend
>>63715941
/v/ did what?
Come on, fallout 4 was a disappointment by Bethesda standards
>go in a town and decide to kill everyone
>everyone is essential and can't die
>dialog options are just for show
>plot has no sense whatsoever
>no internal consistency whatsoever
>factions make no sense in relation to the pc's actions
It's a 6/10
>>63715897
>literally tumblr
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Daily reminder that caring what Star Wars gets on RT is aboutbas pleb as you can get.
Secobd daily reminder, taking ideas from /v/ is for cucks
STAR WARS FANBOYS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>63716220
have you played a bethesda game?
fallout 3 is literally all those things and worse and the majority love it
fallout 4 was flagged to hell from day 1 before the game was barely out, sure the game is bad but it's still a massive improvement over f3
in this age of internet and social media reviews and critics and all that shit is hugely influential on people, fallout 4 was panned, many people hated it and it barely won any awards in a year where there wasn't even many great games
i guarantee /v/ had a big hand in it with their meddling
who fucking cuhrrs
How's it feel to be on the wrong side of history again, /tv/?
>RT
>relevant
Based Scaruffi gave it a 4.0/10 which is what it deserves
>>63716547
Jokes on you the change in history doesn't come until 2115
Why give a shit?
>>63716547
You tell us as you're posting on this board too or are you a tourist?
>>63716603
I came to collect your tears. You are the worst board.
>>63716413
People only liked 3 because babbies first fallout. New vegas is universally hailed as being far superior despite being half finished.
>>63716643
You come here to collect our tears everyday for multiple hours?You're not as anonymous as they want you to beleive
>>63716413
I prefer Skyrim and Fallout 3 to Fallout 4
>essential people are only the actual essential people not almost every named npc
>dialog options are actually somewhat meaningful
>internal consistency is much greater
>factions actually make sense
>plot is basic but solid in skyrim, and at least it's not dumb as fuck in fallout 3
Gunplay in fallout 4 is better but it's immersion breaking everytime you talk to somebody
>>63715715
And you would still go jerk off on it with your friends if fucking PTA was directing it, cuck.
Just got back from seeing it. It's a decent film but I really wish they could get more creative and move the plot away from super weapons, rebel factions and desert planets.
>>63716993
>wah wah they should pander to ME, the fat 40 year old star wars nerd
>>63716561
He put that up months ago before he even watched the movie. He doesn't even watch most of the movies he gives scores for at all. I'm not disagreeing that it will be shit, just saying that he probably hasn't seen it yet.
>>63717026
I'm 26 and not even a fan, every star wars movie feels like the one I saw before.
>>63717224
This movie is not for you. It was never for you.
The world does not revolve around you, neckbeard.
>>63716561
>sicario has a 7.1 and a 7.0 rating
>not even gonna bother reading the rest
>>63715271
92% among Top Critics at the moment.
We're going for a ride men.
americans are so funny. None of you have seen the movie, yet you're basing your metacritic predictions on two shitty webms and some cellphone pictures from the movie.
hahaha.
>>63717256
you are the one acting like a fat 40 year old star wars fan though, getting so anal about it
>>63715271
This is like DCucks being too delusional to see that MoS is below dogshit all over again except even the critics are Star Wars "fans"
>>63717279
Higher score than both, and with more reviews.
>>63717335
Fuck outta my board, newfag.
>mfw /tv/ is wrong again
>>63717335
don't worry
the americans on /tv/ 2015 are bigger plebs than you tourists. they will praise it soon
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>>63717406
The best feel.
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>>63716216
/pol/ did it to trump
>>63717406
>my mfw you are still a /b/ cross poster
>Abrams understands what George Lucas never quite figured out: that we’re less interested in the science fiction future than we are in revisiting the past. We don’t really want to see what happens next in that galaxy far, far away. We want to recapture what it felt like the first time we arrived, in 1977, with a movie called “Star Wars.”
oh wow
Im 23 so i didnt grow up with it, i watch old movies and series frequently and enjoy them but never could get into starwars, in my opinion its pretty mediocre but i understand how someone might enjoy the universe they created.
But lately all this exposure and hype plus 2-3 reports on the damn thing every time i turn on the news is making me really fucking hostile towards it and everyone that likes it.
>>63717539
In other words, we like having the same story told in the same franchise over and over and over again.
Fuck me, is getting the title film critic now like a participation trophy where anyone can get it?
>>63717492
>mfw I was on /b/ almost exclusively for 8 years before leaving and never looking back
>tfw haven't seen it yet
>tfw couldn't resist browsing /tv/
>tfw spoiled instantly
>>63716561
>ex machina
>7.1
ewww
>>63717667
Don't worry.
Your foreknowledge of the movie is not anymore spoiled than the movie itself.
WHAT THE FUCK /tv/?
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT
>>63717827
read the reviews
we were right
>>63717256
What the fuck man, just settle down are you having a bad day or something
>>63716127
>tfw the memes will not be nearly as dank with this film
>>63717763
im stupid what does this mean exactly?
>>63717966
Just that the movie doesn't really pack enough surprises for you to be properly spoiled.
>He was a ghost all along
This ain't
>>63717827
nigga they're praising a retread like it's the biggest accomplishment
>>63717827
/tv/ wasn't really wrong.
It is just as bland and as much of a rehash as everyone expected - the only difference is that the critics seem to LOVE that for some reason.
>>63715562
>>63715659
Christ, it's so reddit it hurts.
>XDDD personal army GO!!!1! xD let's do this! SPREAD THIS
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>>63717907
>>63718150
>It's going to fail! It's going to be shit!
>E-e-everyone but me has shit taste!
Your tears sustain me.
>>63715271
This is JUST the type of rehash I was expecting, it's nothing but a glib facsimile.
If Star Wars was all I had access to as a child in terms of sci-fi I probably would become one of those crazy fanboys, but thankfully I had access to anime from very early on in my youth years that my mental balance is very stable.
Seriously, if you have watched Akira, you'd realize just how sophisticated anime is and it blows away anything Star Wars would have to offer.
A lot of people mention Ghost In The Shell, which has just enough of sexuality in the mix to draw in the western audience I suppose but I must say that Ghost In The Shell is not even in my top 10 anime, not even close, that's just how deep the world of anime is.
Some anime is so disturbingly mature like Fractale that I wish it would challenge the system and submit it as a Drama category in the Oscars just to bitchslap the snotty Academy.
It's not just the level of maturity and sophistication anime has, it's also quite original, entertaining, and visually fantastic. I would regard anime as the highest form of cinema art-form.
But hey, me preaching about anime won't do you any good, you gotta go out and see it for yourself just how much you are missing.
The recent one I would recommend to check out is Sword Art Online which is light and easy to get into anime for the first time yet appreciate it as much, but if you want the heavy stuff right off the line check out Guilty Crown in which the plot is so complex and twisted that you'll need extra oxygen pumped into your brain in order to comprehend everything, and if you want amazing visuals and a gripping drama that also has awesome mecha battles Aldnoah.Zero is the shit.
Seriously, if you know anime like I do, Star Wars looks like it's something for little kids.
>>63715562
already on it
>>63718442
nice pasta
>>63716561
he literally didn't watch it
>>63718430
The desperation of you wanting to be part of this board is what seems to "sustain you"
>>63718500
>>63717170
He puts up the movies he plans to watch and their expected scores. He then updates them after he watches it. It's why Sicario is on there twice.
>>63716413
fallout 4 wasnt panned at all, its one of the top selling games and received 9's and 10's around the board. its one of the top games being played on steam.
a few manchildren on /v/ made scripts to tank the metacritic rating on release, but nobody in their right mind takes that seriously when a milion 0 votes start appearing mere minutes after the game had been released. does /v/ seriously think they "stopped" fallout 4 from being successful? my fucking sides.
>>63715659
lel xD so fanneh troll ^^
Fuck the percentage points. It's about the average rating.
>>63718553
At least he sort of admits to his extreme biases
>>63718430
I'm happy to hear that... but I've gotta tell ya....
Those aren't tears.
>81%
aww shiet
>https://vidDOTme/wMPh
>this is consider "good" by the capeshit sensibilities crowd
>>63715271
60% at most, anon. And that's REALLY pushing it. The film was garbage.
>>63715271
GLIBBED
>>63719109
Where did you get the 81%?
>>63716216
>cripplechan
is that still a thing lol?
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STAR WARS IS FAILING
>>63719458metacritic
>>63716789
>Fallout 3's plot not dumb
>Hi, you have to die even though two of your companions are immune to radiation
>Col. Autumn being a way for the writers to cheapen out and make a cartoon villain
>All of your misdeeds, like nuking an entire town, can be washed away by handing this hobo a case of water!
You are fucking delusional or played Fallout 3 way after it was released and mods/DLC fixed it.
And fuck Skyrim, it was an endless series of caves and Draugir.
>>63715271
The 70s were almost 100 years ago, grandpa. Get with the times.
>85% with top critics
It's over
It's over. JJ is finished. Disney is dead.
>>63719534
Gotcha.
>>63719534
just had look.. first review i saw
>"Star Wars: The Force Awakens is not perfect"
>gives it a perfect score
why are critics so retarded
>>63715715
>Also: it's Star Wars. Light sabers alone are worth the price of admission, there's nothing wrong with that.
REDDIT STOP
YOU CANT GET UPVOTES AND LE KARMA HERE
>>63719358>Your son was weak, so I destroyed him
>I destroyed him
>Kylo Ren was seduced by the dark side of the force, and hunted down the other jedi apprentices. He killed Ben Solo
Have you ever seen such Pottery?
>>63715271
It looks like every time it drops, The Hateful Eight goes up
>>63720001
There are always two cuck movies, a master and an apprentice, where one falls the other will rise. It's poetry.
>>63719719
>why are critics so retarded
They are critics BECAUSE they are retarded and can't do anything worthy
>>63715941
>>63716413
/v/ had nothing to do with the console versions of F4 receiving some negative attention. that was because of jeff gerstmann at giantbomb for pointing out the technical problems with the game since it is littered with bugs
>>63718567
i think you're just clueless tbqhfam. most reviews that aren't being bought out by bethesda are giving the game 6-7 on console and 8 on pc. the game suffers from serious graphical errors, gamebreaking bugs, and, once again, is littered with technical problems that make it frustrating to play. again, jeff gertsmann was one of the first people to point out the problems with the game, not /v/. and not surprisingly, he's received tons of heat from companies that are paid by bethesda to hype the game. rooster teeth comes to mind. during one of their shows while publicizing and praising fallout 4, they bashed his review. while wearing fallout merch given to them by bethesda, of course
sorry you bought the hype, but it's just an average game, m8
>>63718442
Wew lad
>>63715271
That would be almost impossible given the current statistics.
>>63720091
>writing fucking novels about corruption in game reviews
Holy fuck go back to /v/ you nerd
>>63718553
He never gets around to a lot of them. Also other people help him with his site.
>>63720309
fuck off bethesda shill. next time you send your shills after an actual game review, try telling them to wear street clothes instead of wearing fallout merch head to toe, including that stupid pipboy
>>63720460
You're on /tv/ faggot, no one cares about your autistic frothing at the mouth about video game companies.
>>63719775
>raised and trained in Rebel ways by Bail Organa
>call your son Ben in an homage to a hermit from Tatooine
fucking topkek
why not use what we know to start fucking with this moviefinn gets put in a coma by kylowhy not start something about thewhite man(kylo) attacking an under prvilidged guy like boyega(finn)the fallout would be hilarious.
>>63717667
The Star Wars movies only ever really had the one epin TWEEST. The series always relied more on heart and the hero's journey than a gimmick. The story is about feeling more than surprises and that's why it succeeds, why this installment will succeed.
If you can check the cynicism that seems to come with our birth certificates nowadays and just old-fashioned let a big flick transport you somewhere, then your experience will be the richer for it. Trust that. It's fucking Star Wars. Allow yourself to enjoy it.
TL;DR - knowing the destination doesn't always prepare you for the journey.
And I'm not from reddit nor will I kill myself.
>>63722118
His name was Obi-Wan, not Ben.
Or was it Toby?
>>63722944
It wasBANE?
